Everyone knows masturbation is the safest form of sex, but when a former US Surgeon General tried to promote it, she was fired from her post.
As a form of protest, “a benefit to raise privates (haha!!) and private funds for community-based sex education and health organizations” (from The Frisky) called the Masturbate-a-thon was born.
This year [...]
The scene above is from Seinfeld. The episode is called "The Contest." The phrases "master of my domain" and "king of the castle" are in this episode. Check it out above to see the beginning of the episode. What does this have to do with preventing prostate cancer? Well, I'll let the story below explain itself:Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported. Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens. Sexual intercourse may not have the s
The other night, my husband asked if I would masturbate for him. I thought this was an odd request, since the prospect of actual penetrative sex was on offer. Why would a man want this instead of sex?
answer:
I think you may be missing the point here. He would want this as well as sex. You [...]
A 21 year old woman has filed a lawsuit against American Airlines. When she was on a flight from Texas to Los Angeles, she claims the employees allowed a man to sit next to her while she was sleeping and masturbate. The punchline is that he ejaculated into her hair. Ewww!One wonders why the pervert didn't simply go to the bathroom, if he was so inspired by the sight of the woman. Even worse, you would think a flight attendant or even another passenger would have noticed this happening. This isn't exactly an act that is so easy to do discreetly, especially if the perv took the time to stand up and blow a load into her hair.According to the article, the woman couldn't get the attention of a flight attendant, but a passenger in the front row comforted her and "verified the semen in her hair".
Editorial note: First off I would like to apologize to my male readers and also to anyone who reads this for music news and wants me to just shut the fuck up about my love life already. I am purging. Next week will be better, I promise. Just scroll to the bottom if you want to get to the point. Since I have been getting personal all week, I have decided to cap off Fridays post with a bit more of the same. Because really people, what is the sense of having a blog if you can’t embarrass the hell out of your self on it? So the subject of today: Sex and my lack there of.Am I alone in this (and I don’t mean this in the obvious sense-because yes-in order to not get any, you need to be alone) or do you ever feel like everyone is having crazy, wild, orgasmic sex except for you? I have seen two couples kissing today before noon and two more holding hands (which, as any one not getting any knows, this automatically leads to the assumption that these people are hardcore fucking). Then, I get
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