Maury Povitch is kind of an asshole. In between paternity tests and makeovers, the worst talk-show host ever finds time to torture people with wack-a-doodle phobias. Today he scared a woman who is deathly afraid of cotton.Maury takes the express train into Douchebagville when he makes a man covered in cottonballs chase the woman around the studio, causing the entire audience to laugh at her while
Forbici come ossessione estetica/concettuale, chiara deriva moderna della poetica slasher degli anni '80 (Venerdì 13 come guida spirituale). Forbici che non tagliano tessuti o foto da una rivista, ne tantomeno recidono corde o fili troppo lunghi.Bustillo, ...
Forbici come ossessione estetica/concettuale, chiara deriva moderna della poetica slasher degli anni '80 (Venerdì 13 come guida spirituale). Forbici che non tagliano tessuti o foto da una rivista, ne tantomeno recidono corde o fili troppo lunghi.Bustillo, ...
Comedian and actor Mike Epps is not quite ready to here those life changing words "YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!!" A woman is claiming to have a child fathered by the star in December 2007. The unnamed woman filed a paternity suit in February. While Epps was doing a show in Louisville Gardens in Kentucky last weekend, a man was waiting backstage to serve Epps with the paternity court papers. As he approached Epps to serve him with the papers, he alleges that Epps and his crewed served the man with a BEATDOWN!!!!! He supposedly suffered an abrasion to the right side of his head and his left eye was left swollen shut!!!! Instead of beating the man up, Epps maybe should've considered STRAPPING UP before his beat that woman's P*ssy up!!!!! Just a thought. It's not a game, yall. STD's and babies are no
A win-win-win moment for Must-Retch TV in the land of the Lowest Common Denominator.
Maury (formerly known as The Maury Povich Show) is a syndicated American television show hosted by Maury Povich. The show was created along the same lines as The Jerry Springer Show with the exception of the subject matter Maury discusses. Although Maury [...]
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Maury: Ok, let's welcome our next guest to today's "Help! My Loved One Neeeeds a Makeover" special. Her name is Lisa and she hails from Los Angeles. Lisa, tell us about why you contacted us.Lisa: Hi Maury... my son Fury looks like a stoner. People take one look at him and think he's an urchin living under the street. His teachers give us the evil eye when we drop him off at school. His sports coach calls him Mowgli... I'm at my wit's end.Maury: And you say you're afraid where this might lead...Lisa: Yes. I mean, he's already drawing out his U's when he says "dude." He's only five, Maury! Five! What's next? Is he gonna say "Stop harshing my mellow, mom!" when I make him eat all his broccoli? When do we start drawing the line?Maury: Right now,
Sorrento. Maury: "Domenica parte il rush finale per la salvezza"
“Il
rush finale del campionato inizia domenica. Ricaricate le pile con la
sosta, siamo pronti per conquistare la salvezza”. Il centrale difensivo
del Sorrento, Donovan Maury, è uno degli elementi di spicco su cui si
basa l’undici di Massimo Morgia. Nella settimana che porta allo scontro
casalingo col Taranto, il belga, preso in estate dal Teramo, esamina il
momento dei rossoneri. “Purtroppo l’ultima partita, giocata ad Ancona –
spiega Maury -, è andata storta ma oramai è acqua passata. Ora ci sono
due partite al campo Italia, con Taranto e Pistoiese, la cui importanza
è nota. In ogni caso, non sono le ultime gare della stagione quindi,
qualunque risultato verrà fuori, non sarà def
Here is a showing of MAURY (Which many of you homemakers may know very well from daytime television.) This specific airing is all about Celebrity Look-A-likes. Ok, so I must admit - some of them look really close to the real thing; like the Angelina Jolie! However, there are some who I can't say really look like the person they are claiming. This is my opinion and you guys may differ from it! - Check it out for yourself and let me know what YOU think! :)
My baby is 9 months old. 18-19 months ago i had sex with the football team, the basketball team, and this one white guy. I was drunk for the white guy. Could we please test all these random people to see who the father is? I promise to act really broken up when you read that it’s not so an so’s baby, and they laugh at me while jumping around the stage yelling “Jeayh!”. I’ll run off the set, and your cameras can follow me and record my broken hearted crocodile tears. I’m pretty sure this would make for great television, and I can’t believe nobody has done it yet. Please write me back Maury. I need to start getting checks.
Your friend,
-Black Slut.
Internet phenomenon Chris Crocker was lucky enough to get a guest appearance on Maury recently. How long are they going to milk that 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!' video for? Jeez.
It mightn’t look too impressive but this little laundry sign marks the point when last Thursday we officially became part of the route of the laundry lorry.
So, no longer do we need to spend about 90 minutes two or three times a week over the Summer just to drop off and collect our laundry and instead get it picked up and dropped off by the lorry. How come it’s taken three years to reach this point? Well, up to now they’ve claimed that the truck was full with all the laundry from the hotels from Carcassonne (we’re on the Carcassonne circuit) although they’ve been collecting stuff from a place about 15 minutes from us for over a year now.
Actually, we miss our little runs, at least the Winter ones, but certainly not the three times a week trips that we ended up doing last Summer.
Happy Cinco de Mayo! A day on which honkies will flock to their local Chevy's across the southwest to lift a glass in commemoration of Mexican independence. Which, incidentally, is really on September 16th since Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of the Battle of Puebla and not independence. But who reallly cares so long as there is plenty of beer?But I stray from the original point of this post. I had originally sat down to make a point about the audacity of my daughter. As her mother it was I who spent nine months getting stretched, bent, and kept awake at night while the kid literally boogied her way through gestation. It was I who had to swear off alcohol and caffeine, experience the joys of heartburn, wear unflattering clothing and now live with a permanently weakened bladder that prevents me from jumping rope or sneezing.So after several hours of labor and the development of a condition that requires me to change underwear at least twice a day, the kid has the gall to pop out lookin
Former Spice Girl, Melanie B aka Scary Spice heard Eddie Murphy's statement & now she has a few words of her own. The former pop tart insists Eddie is her baby's daddy. Here's a released statement from Melanie B to People Magazine:"I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media," Brown, who is in the second trimester of her pregnancy, says in the statement released Thursday. "I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of manner about such a personal matter in such a public way."My main concern is for the well being of my (seven-year-old) daughter Phoenix and of course the baby. I was astonished at what Eddie said - there is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father." Word is Brown only learned that her relationship with Murphy had ended when she landed in Los Angeles and received voicemails from friends telling her about the TV interview, a source close to her tells PEOPLE. WOW! Sounds like anot
Yesterday, on Maury Povich, a woman named Forever was on the show. She was attempting to find the father of her 1 month baby girl, named Eternity. This was the fifth time she had been on the show, testing various men for the paternity of her child. He wasn't the father. She couldn't believe it.
UPDATING NEWS on Barbie!
Yesterday...We posted on how Barbie has Gone Wild and Posed Topless..
But today I find out..it is Worse than I thought...
Mattels Barbie is now doing Porn!!!!!!!!!!
I am so disappointed in her!
She has her own Myspace page..to promote her x-rated films...
Warning: This Myspace page..has some language and pic obscenity!
Click Here ...
I just saw a commercial for tomorrows episode of The Maury Povich show. . . . .
In an incredible turn, tomorrow’s show is about “Amazing and shocking events caught on tape” rather than the usual “Who iz my baby daddy”
Way to stay fresh Maury, I bet Connie is proud.
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