The video of the Joey Porter - Levi Jones offseason altercation has surfaced thanks to Jay Glazer of Fox Sports. In it we see that Joey Porter is, in fact, insane. Good luck there in Miami. (Video courtesy Awful Announcing)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online
Jay Glazer of Fox Sports has done it again. First he scores the actual Patriots SpyGate tape, and now he comes up with authentic video footage from the Joey Porter-Levi Jones beatdown in Las Vegas. In future weeks, Jay will reveal videos of who actually shot JFK, where Bin Laden is hiding, David Stern fixing the NBA draft to make Patrick Ewing a Knick, and other clips previously unknown to exist. Until then, enjoy this never-before-seen video:Porter-Jones brawl video
It looks like Joey Porter's knee isn't doing that great. Porter missed practice again today and he might even be needing surgery.Dolphins outside linebacker Joey Porter missed Monday's morning practice to see prominent knee surgeon Dr. James Andrews for a second opinion on his right knee, which began bothering him again late last week. Arthroscopic surgery is possible.You never want to hear a player on your team associated with Dr. James Andrews. Andrews is the best doctor in the biz, but when he's involved, you know that something is horribly wrong with that player's body. Channing Crowder also left practice today but it's not known yet why he left before practice was over.Miami's defense figures to be the team's heart and soul again but here's hoping that the unit will be complete. Yeremiah Bell already hurt himself in camp, Crowder left for some reason today and Porter might be needing surgery. That's not really what you want to be hearing with pre-season just a few days a
I was hoping that Joey Porter would save his violent antics for J.P. Losman's ribcage but I guess he just could not wait 'till the start of the regular season. Porter punched Bengals offensive lineman Levi Jones in the face at a Vegas blackjack table and got cited for misdemeanor battery after Jones was left with some scratches.Turns out that the only way you get cited in Vegas is if a police offer actually sees you fight. Now, that makes me wonder 2 things. How do you actually find a cop in Vegas, and how does a fight between such large men end up with only scratches?I was going to make a Cat Woman joke, but Jay already beat me to it and his photoshop work is a lot better than anything I could ever make. This is what I made....Yes, that animation is childish, awkward and unprofessional, much like this blog. I tried to made it look as if they're fighting but it looks like they're either caressing each gently other or playing rock-paper-scissors. And don't ask me why Levi has that
I was hoping that Joey Porter would save his violent antics for J.P. Losman's ribcage but I guess he just could not wait 'till the start of the regular season. Porter punched Bengals offensive lineman Levi Jones in the face at a Vegas blackjack table and got cited for misdemeanor battery after Jones was left with some scratches.Turns out that the only way you get cited in Vegas is if a police offer actually sees you fight. Now, that makes me wonder 2 things. How do you actually find a cop in Vegas, and how does a fight between such large men end up with only scratches?I was going to make a Cat Woman joke, but Jay already beat me to it and his photoshop work is a lot better than anything I could ever make. This is what I made....Yes, that animation is childish, awkward and unprofessional, much like this blog. I tried to made it look as if they're fighting but it looks like they're either caressing each gently other or playing rock-paper-scissors. And don't ask me why Levi has that
After I nagged about the fact that Miami didn't sign any big name free-agents yet, they went out and signed Joey Porter to a five-year contract approximately worth $32 million with $20 million guaranteed.Joey Porter was never a favorite of mine. Seeing him being loud and disruptive would always make me feel pretty sick in my stomach. You know, like when you scrape open both of your knees down to the bone on concrete and then get pure alcohol poured into both gaping wounds while getting beaten over the head with a hammer. That exact feeling...But hey, now he's a Dolphin. That's the awkward part of building up a big, Eric Mangini sized chunk of hate for a certain player. You have to go through all these phases if your team ends up with him. (see also Orlando drafting J.J. Redick, Atlanta picking up Mike Hampton, Gary Sheffield)First you're angry. You say angry things like "Fuck, why did we have to get him?? Wasn't there ANYONE else available??". Then you proceed to take out all of t
After I nagged about the fact that Miami didn't sign any big name free-agents yet, they went out and signed Joey Porter to a five-year contract approximately worth $32 million with $20 million guaranteed.Joey Porter was never a favorite of mine. Seeing him being loud and disruptive would always make me feel pretty sick in my stomach. You know, like when you scrape open both of your knees down to the bone on concrete and then get pure alcohol poured into both gaping wounds while getting beaten over the head with a hammer. That exact feeling...But hey, now he's a Dolphin. That's the awkward part of building up a big, Eric Mangini sized chunk of hate for a certain player. You have to go through all these phases if your team ends up with him. (see also Orlando drafting J.J. Redick, Atlanta picking up Mike Hampton, Gary Sheffield)First you're angry. You say angry things like "Fuck, why did we have to get him?? Wasn't there ANYONE else available??". Then you proceed to take out all of t
In a recent poll of 361 NFL players, Crazed Dog Owner/Steeler Linebacker Joey Porter was voted as the 2nd dirtiest player in the NFL, trailing only headhunting Patriots safety Rodney Harrison. Harrison ran away with the voting, nabbing 23% to Porter's 6%. Everybody's favorite smiling receiver, Hines Ward, came in sixth with 4%. Ward was the only skill-position player to appear on the list.If you asked me, "What team would have two of the NFL's six dirtiest players", the Steelers would not have been my guess. I would think Raiders, Ravens, Hurricanes...something alone those lines. Are these tactics the real secret behind Coach Cowher's genius? Joey Porter: Ridin' Dirty
NFL:SI.com does a sports casting call of TV's Cheers. Highlights include Joe Namath as Sam Malone and Terry Bradshaw as Woody.Joe Starkey is critical of the Steelers' lack of comment on Joey Porter's "derogatory term often used to describe someone's sexual orientation" about Kellen Winslow. Joey was just trying to be like Ozzie Guillen, that's all.ESPN's Len Pasquarelli gives us his eulogy of the 2006 Indianapolis Colts defense after their Sunday performance vs. Jacksonville.NFL Draft Countdown gives us a new 2007 NFL Mock Draft, and they're sticking to Texas' Justin Blalock, a guard, becoming a Steeler next year. Also of note: Brady Quinn, #1, to Detroit; Adrian Peterson to Cleveland at #9; and Darrelle Revis to San Fran at #11.This just in: NFL players are fantasy football nerds, too.MLB:ESPN has crafted a 2006/2007 Hot Stove Index, which gives us a team-by-team breakdown of projected starters, who they've gained, who they've lost, and their current free agents. COLLEGE FOO
