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‘Black jealousy’ is a term that we’ve all heard before. But what if it’s just a mild case of jealousy? Read full story ... Related Entries: Jealous Cameron DiazSienna Gets Free Stuff!Make Grandma Jealous with a Handknit Knitting-Bag Clutch. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG Tags: Relationship, jealous, man, security, boyfriend, dilemma, jealousy, trust, wo

Hallyuwood actress Yoon Jung-hee says she is jealous of fellow actress and singer Nam Gyuri. During a recent interview with Sportsworld Entertainment, Yoon Jung-hee who acted with Nam Gyuri in the upcoming horror flick Gosa: Mid Term on Blood (Korean: 고死 : 피의 중간고사) said of her fellow star: “Unlike me, (Nam Gyuri) is pretty as [...]

Comienzo el repaso de algunos de los temas que marcaron la historia del rock durante la década de los 90 con un auténtico pelotazo de una formidable banda. The Black Crowes consiguió reunir en su música todos y cada uno de los fabulosos condicionantes que hicieron bueno el rock de la década de los 70 y logró dotarles de su propia concepción de la música.Un grupo que influido por el blues s

Jennifer Aniston is one of those very few people in Hollywood that you never ever ever hear anything nice about. So gee guess where this is headed. Life and Style weekly says that Aniston was set to shoot a cover for Vanity Fair featuring the female leads of "HeÂ’s Just Not That Into You". Those leads included Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johanson . . Popular: 6 hours 37

Toni Milton, 38, mistakenly dialled Neil O’Brien’s number on her mobile phone while she was making love to her ex-boyfriend, a court heard. O’Brien, 41, said the sound of his girlfriend sleeping with another man caused him to flip out. He drove to her house and stamped on her face so hard he left a shoe [...]

At Apple’s annual WWDC event, held today, Steve Jobs announced a new software+services product: MobileMe. Offering to synchronise emails, contact, and calendar data, the new service seems just like Windows Live. Except cooler (check out the screenshots) and also coming in at a fairly hefty $99 a year. Firstly Apple announced a whole range of web-based applications to complement the existing des

What's else can an ex-White House Press Secretary do when he's got a bunch of books to peddle? Scott McClellan has decided to go the PT Barnum route: rather than produce the Incredible Reptile Woman, he conjures up recollections of What Happened when he wasn't present. It's been more than enough for a Mainstream Media eager to buy what he's selling.

With her raspy, gravelly voice, Holly Miranda of The Jealous Girlfriends announces, "My microphone smells like ass" to which her fellow bandmate Josh Abbott replies, "My microphone smells like a urinal." Together they launch into song. This is the random, silly stage banter that occurs in a Jealous Girlfriends' show. But more important than these inane conversations onstage, is the fact that, The

Benjamin Jealous Named Head of NAACPBenjamin Jealous has been selected the new president and chief executive of the NAACP. The thirty-five-year-old former newspaper publisher becomes the youngest leader in the group’s ninety-nine-year history. story from democracynow.org

The NAACP Board of Directors has chosen a new president making 35-year-old Ben Jealous the organization's youngest president ever. The 64-member board met and voted to elect Jealous in Baltimore and plans to formally announce its decision on Saturday. As for his experience, Ben is a former news executive and lifelong activist. For the NAACP, they'll get a young well connected leader familiar wit

May 15, News.com.auA JEALOUS husband who accused his wife of having an affair with a workmate took the ultimate online revenge - by placing her for sale on eBay.The British man evicted his wife from their marital home, then advertised her on the internet site for just over $1m.On the site Paul Osborn, 44, offers up wife Sharon saying he's putting his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife

Orang-orang bilang sih cemburu tanda cinta, tapi bagi gue cemburu itu dikarenakan oleh pemikiran kita yang egois, seperti kenapa gak cuma gue yang bisa ngelakuin itu ke dia, kenapa dia bisa kayak gitu, gue gak bisa. Sobat, Ingat, Nafsu dan cinta itu berdampingan. Tak jarang juga nafsu bersembunyi dibalik cinta, yang membuat kita terperosok ke septic tank jurang kemaksiatan, you know lah... So

Orang-orang bilang sih cemburu tanda cinta, tapi bagi gue cemburu itu dikarenakan oleh pemikiran kita yang egois, seperti kenapa gak cuma gue yang bisa ngelakuin itu ke dia, kenapa dia bisa kayak gitu, gue gak bisa. Sobat, Ingat, Nafsu dan cinta itu berdampingan. Tak jarang juga nafsu bersembunyi dibalik cinta, yang membuat kita terperosok ke septic tank jurang [...]

Darsakendrudu K Raghvendra Rao's latest film 'Pandurangdu' is already making waves everywhere. The film has Balakrishna playing a dual role, that of Pundareeka and lord Krishna.The smiling Sneha and the sexy Tabu are the main female leads. Raghavendra Rao has shown the two heroines in the sexiest way possible. While Sneha is looking very gorgeous in the film, it is Tabu who is drawing a lot of attention.The stills of Tabu are really hot and they are now doing rounds everywhere. Simran is now a bit jealous as well as sad for not bagging the role in the first place. She feels that she would have made a successful comeback in her second innings if only she had bagged Tabu's role in Pandurangadu. But what can she do now? Time is up.Courtesy:greatandhra

A faithful reader requested the latest, most up-to-date goings-on in the life of Ms. Jessica Simpson, so without further adue… Not long after the engagement of her sister Ashlee to FOB lead man Pete Wentz, rumors are flying that Jessica Simpson and her very own romeo Tony Romo will be engaged any day now. Rumors [...]

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world… and then we fucked up the endgame. ~Charlie Wilson Have you ever wondered why other countries hate us? I mean really wondered? What is it about America that makes us simultaneously hated and envied? How often are you treated by an Indian or Pakistani physician? If [...]

Changing your windows to an energy efficient windows can have an incredible impact on improving the energy efficiency of your home. They can also make your home feel more comfortable and at the same time look pretty. Although they may cost more than regular windows, the energy saved can slash your energy bills and easily [...]

This weekend Lindsay and her pal Samantha were partying all night long as Samantha was playing the DJ in Hawaiian Topic Zone club. Lindsay was there to watch her ‘girlfriend’ performance. Apart from drinking more then she was supposed to it’s said that she showed her claws to Ashley Olsen who came to say hello [...]

Jamie Lynn Spears is getting closer to being a new mother with each passing day, the latest math puts her at roughly seven months pregnant. These news are very happy for the family Spears. And only Britney is not very glad. She remembered about her two little sons. It seems, she does not want to be [...]

In the days since news of Ashlee Simpson’s possible pregnancy broke, Simpson and her fiancé, Pete Wentz, have issued responses that have sometimes sounded like denials and sometimes just seem cagey. Since their reps have yet to issue a firm “no” on the matter, many outlets are standing by their sources and their story, that [...]

I honestly don't read the "news" published at Sgfriends much, wrong age group I suppose. But today, a topic kinda caught my attention, or rather the YouTube clip did. The thing I don't understand is the entry title and statement made: Continue reading...

Usher’s wife Tameka Foster has reportedly been giving R&B singer Keri Hilson a hard time for playing his love interest in his new video, “Love in This Club”. Here’s the scoop: Our on-set source said Foster was upset when she found out stunning singer/songwriter Keri Hilson was personally picked by Usher to play his love interest [...]

On Friday, Barack Obama received a huge boost with Bill Richardson endorsing his campaign. Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico was a former Democratic presidential candidate and the nation’s only Hispanic governor. Richardson withdrew from the presidential race in January and his endorsement has been highly sought after since then. Former President Bill Clinton spent time watching the Super Bowl with Bill Richardson at his residence in Santa Fe. Obama finished off this week strong. Obama’s speech on race was extremely successful in polling data, showing he will come out of this bad situation looking like a strong leader. Michigan and Florida are not going to hold redo elections. This is good for Obama and leaves Senator Clinton basically no chance of winnin

I just found slave0002’s Niteflirt name on another Niteflirt Mistress’s account/feedback page… tsk tsk, stupid fuck. now I’m really going to have to hurt him!   Oh yeah, let’s start with some info: Wife’s name is Jenny, she’s a sweet gal who works in the public health department for a southern state. The real kicker is Amy; she is an [...]

Critics of John McCain--most of them Democratic Congressmen or Senators--have a new source of ire. It seems, according to these folks, that Senator McCain singlehandedly delivered the Air Force tanker deal to a foreign company, and with it 44,000 jobs. Of course, if you read the entire article, the facts hardly bear that contention out, but since when have facts ever gotten in the way of a good candidate bashing session? So here are questions that apparently neither got asked nor answered (or if they did, the answers were ignored). Does any one Congressman or Senator, other than Robert Byrd, have the kind of influence ascribed to Senator McCain? Is the Pentagon not still required to solicit competitive bids for a multi-billion dollar contracts? How much outrage would there be had

That's right I said it. I am jealous as hell of all you bloggers that have actual interesting blog fodder to post about daily.I mean really. Some of you have some really terrific, fun filled lives and can actually post something new daily in your blog.There are times when things get crazy for me then there are times , like now, when things are pretty quiet. Those quiet times don't exactly make for good blog read.I do have to report though that I have to go to Alabama next weekend, however. No it's not for pleasure or anything like that (Who the hell would go to Alabama for a fun time anyway? HAHAHA). My uncle (father's brother) is terminally ill and apparently not feeling up to par these days. My mother and I want to go see him so we are flying down next Friday. My brothers are goi

On any given Sunday, there are about 150 or so people in the building at Calvary Chapel Charlottesville. There was a time, four years ago, when our numbers pushed 300. What happened? Well, some folks fell away, some folks moved away, some folks got mad, but.. most of those who once [...]

The board of directors at Yahoo, have not taken very kindly to Microsoft’s unsolicited takeover bid of $45 billion or approximately $31 per share, which they feel is too low. In an attempt to shield themselves from Microsoft, Yahoo! executives have reportedly revived merger talks with AOL Times Warner. Jerry Yang, co-founder of Yahoo! stated in [...]

Tonight at church, my so called friend Tyler was flirting with Amber, the person I’m dating. I didn’t like it, I felt so angry, I wanted to take him out. I know that if I fought him I would probably lose, since he is a football player, wrestler and lifts much more weights then me. [...]

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

Last night on the cell phone I told my husband, "I got flowers from Duke today...." "What did you do to get flowers?" "Oh... I helped him out." "How!? What did you get to do? I'd do anything for Duke! I want flowers!" _______________ Yesterday while I was putting up Christmas decorations I had the front door open about a foot as I hung an over-the-door hanger on it. One of our cats was

From now til Sunday you can get 20% off everything at Baghaus! As if we didn't love them enough around here, Baghaus is truly raising the bar on affordable fashion. You must check out their freaking fantabulous Primo line which is made from the cushiest leatherette and all the best hardware. These babies come in all the trendiest styles and colors and are even hand stitched, so you get exceptional quality and all the sophisticated chicness of a designer handbag minus the snooty price tags.Enter this code: THXGV20 at checkout to get your discount.Top to bottomPrimo Limited Ophelia Handbag $80.00 $64.00Urban Expressions Chevron Patent Satchel $52.80 $42.24Primo Limited Handsome Drew Tote $85.00 $68.00

Glamour model hits out at stunning singer Jordan has fallen out with Jamelia after they both attended the same awards do at Cirque, in central London. 'Pete said he saw Jamelia laughing at me when I was on the red carpet posing for pictures,' claims the glamour model. 'But then they [the photographers] started all calling my name and she stormed off in a huff!' The mum-of-three, 29, who won the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Be the Best You Can Be Woman of the Year Award, reckons Jamelia is simply jealous of her good looks. 'Jamelia, don't be angry with me because you've been battered with the ugly stick,' she quips in OK! Jordan - aka Katie Price - also attacks 26-year-old Jamelia's performance at the star-studded ceremony. 'When she was on stage she couldn't read her lines and was trying to be funny but it wasn't working,' she says. But one source tells the Daily Mirror that Jordan was jealous of Jamelia, not the other way round. 'When she saw snappers crowding around t

Silicon Valley's richest bachelor to WedHow excited are her parents about this marriage? Wonder if there's a prenuptial??? I've always wondered if when you are unfathomably(sic) rich if you can ever truly trust that someone loves you for who you are, and not for what you have. I'm sure it's possible, but wouldn't it always be in the back of your mind?Which leads to a really excellent question: Why does a Billionaire Marry?

Guess what? Zac Efron went on a date with someone other than Vanessa Hudgens! Oh oh.. No, worries kuuipos! It's not what you think. It's Popstar! Magazine "Win A Date With Zac Efron" Sweepstakes. Here's the little write-up the magazine did about the date and the video. Popstar! spent some quality time with Zac Efron on November 2nd, when the superstar met with our "Win A Date With Zac Efron"

The video for the Spice Girls' new single Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) has been officially released. It's their first video in seven years, and it's rather rubbish. Pouty Posh looks like a butch drag queen with airbags...

Well chatting to DJB again yesterday, It turns out his Wii, after a month of bing in transit, arrived and got through Cypriot customs on th 23rd, and has been told it SHOULD be in Paphos post office for him to collect by today. So he’s gonna go round with every single piece of documentation possible, and will even stage a sit-in at the post office if it’ll help him get his console.  Anyway he sent me one or two pics from Paphos, and joked that you cant get a view like the one from the KFC window over there…. Lovely view, shame about the food… Another nice view… Also he sent me this photo that his mate took a while back during some thunder storms.  I think this is once amazing piece of photography, thus it’s now my desktop image on my work computer 9 Bolts of lightning at once   I really wanna go over and visit Cyprus, and have a few beers with DJB, as he seems to provide me with numerous random stories that keep me chuckling to myself for

I’ve been visiting ExtremePumpkins.com off and on for a few years. Tom Nardone takes the art of pumpkin carving, simplifies it, adds power tools, and a lot of thinking outside of the box and really does some wonderful work on pumpkins. He knows a bit of danger = fun. You’ve probably seen his work too in one of those emails that gets forwarded all over the place that just clog your inbox. It probably had the subject line of “Check out these pumpkins” or “These are really cool pumpkins” or something along those lines. If you’ve seen pictures of any crazy or insanely carved pumpkins, you’ve seen this guy’s work. He also knows that using stencils and pumpkin carving kits are for sissys. I know that not everyone is an artist, but you don’t have to be to carve a cool pumpkin. Stencils, while neat, do not yield a unique pumpkin. I just found out he has a book based off his site where he gives more detailed instructions on carv

Don't be jealous you hater! Be happy that AtA can bring you these great give-a-ways and you might be our next winner!We have some AMAZING things in the works so, stay tuned for more Geeky Goodness! Here is the email our grand prize winner AstroMan sent in:Thank Crucial for sponsoring this give-a-way! You guys have had the best prize to date. Any ideas from you guys what you want to see about, hear about, or watch AtA Review?Hi Karl !I've receive the package this morning. Really quick crucial.com !You can find some pictures of me and my new RAM enclosed. Pick those you prefer for your site!Thanks again,Cyril PradelRemember AtA Fans you can be aour next winner by just signing up for email updates over there on the right... I know you see the little box... Go ahead add your address you will get daily AtA updates and a chance to win future geeky goodness... Sounds like a win-win situation to me._TheTiredAdmiN_Check out our RSS feed. Need Free Tech Support? Ask The Admin a Question

Perhaps Rush Limbaugh is so upset about Al Gore winning the Nobel Peace Prize since he was also nominated for the award, as I reported in in February. The nomination was made by the Landmark Legal Foundation according to Landmark President Mark Levin for his for his “nearly two decades of tireless efforts to promote liberty, equality and opportunity for all humankind, regardless of race, creed, economic stratum or national origin.” It’s hard to imagine anyone saying the above with a straight face about Limbaugh. Pensito Review  believes that Limbaugh was behind his own nomination: For starters, it appears that Limbaugh de facto nominated himself. The nomination went out under the letterhead of “his lawyers” at the Landmark foundation, a rightwing nonprofit for which Limbaugh is an unpaid adviser. (Landmark’s donors include relatives of Richard Melon Scaife, the Pittsburgh heir and newspaper publisher who funded the Arkansas Project, a smear campaign against the Cli

We randomly choose our winner at the beginning of the week for our Nero 8 Ultimate Retail Box Giveaway. UllSang from Pennsylvania USA was nice enough to send us some unboxing shots of his prize. That was quick! Here is a quick blurb from our winner:I am 21 years old male and I love technology and security from the Grand state of Maine. I am the Systems Engineer for a consulting/hosting company in Philadelphia, PA. I like AtA due to the breadth of stories and tips, especially the tips for System Administration, it makes my life easier, I particularly like the frequent topics on Open Source technology as many of the times I am able to use it as one of our services, for instance we are in the process of evaluation zimbra to replace our mail server for hosting(All cause of the article on AtA). Keep up the good work.Thanks Nero for sponsoring the give-a-way and getting Ullsang his prize so quickly. you guys rock!And don't be jealous! Keep up with our contests - you can still enter to win

that my Tampa friends took a Tim Holtz class - the project is fabulous.  You can see some pics at Linda's Blog and Kips blog too. I wish I was independently wealthy so that I could fly to Tampa for all the crops and classes. Ahhh ... some day - right now I'll just have to live vicariously though others.

- A feisty Geordie foursome with a strong local following, The Ballarats release their first single, the double A side single ?Someone's Jealous'/?Code Red'. Widespread media coverage has lavished praise upon the band, with the NME and BBC Radio Newcastle amongst their fans. ?Someone's Jealous' is a raucous two and a half minute work out that leaves no time to breathe as crashing guitars and aggressive drums stomp along. The chorus repetition of ?Someone's Jealous/Yeah Someone's Jealous? is memorable and gets the point of the song across, which works well as an introduction to the foursome. ?Code Red' opens with a vocal harmony that breaks into a Jet-like guitar and drum duet with a slightly corny count of one to eight from vocalist Jon Corbett. The song works well with a strong use of dynamics giving the track space to develop. A wonderfully shambolic guitar-off acts as the centre-point of the song's exit which is different to the to-be-expected chorus repetition-til-

I’ve been going out with my boyfriend for about a year now. I love him more than anything in the world. However, about 3 months ago he got a new job at an insurance company. He was being paid great money and he seemed pretty happy. The only thing that made me upset was that he kept spending long hours at the office and I completely knew I was blowing the whole situation out of porportion. However, I couldn’t help wondering what he was up to. Was he cheating? I was being paranoid! So, on Sunday, we were going into church and Clark(my boyfriend) spotted a lady named Karen, who worked in his office. He immediately went over and said hi and they started talking. Right off the bat, I started to become jealous and I started thinking that he was with her really, when he was staying late hours at the office. I knew it wasn’t true but the thought of it, kept eating me alive. I got so miserable, that I went out and confinded in my friend, Blaze. Things led to one another and we

When I was at Bryant Park yesterday I saw many people wearing a circular black and white pattern scarf.I got to say seeing so many people wearing this reminds of that Alexander McQueen skull scarf, but I digress. Those scarves were given in the gift bags at the Custo Barcelona Show that happened after I arrived at the tents. Yup, I'm jealous.*I took this picture in the press lounge where it seemed I stayed majority of the time*

Jessica Simpson is reportedly jealous of Cameron Diaz and her ex-lover John Mayer's current relationship.Rumours surrounding a blossoming relationship between the Charlie's Angels star and the US rocker have apparently left Simpson feeling envious.A source told US magazine: "She had her mouth open wide when she found out. She just freaked out. She thinks about him all the time. She is so not over him."Despite the Newlyweds star splitting with Mayer back in May, she is still "really jealous" of his new lover, claims the insider.

Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz are both somewhat known for their dizziness, but the thing that is separating them both is one is shacked up with the hot John Mayer, while the other one is wallowing in a pit of jealousy. US magazine reports that Newlyweds star is “really jealous” about Diaz and Mayer’s blossoming relationship, seeing as her seven month relationship with rocker Mayer ended in May and she is still on the rebound. A source says: “She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out. She just freaked. She thinks about him all the time. She is so not over him.” Failed relationships seem to be haunting Jessica. Let’s not even talk about Nick Lachey…

It seems as if Jessica Simpson has not gotten over John Mayer yet, and that she is not happy about Mayer and his current romance with Cameron Diaz. Jessica and John have now been split for three months but the beauty is still not over him. Jessica Simpson apparently freaked when she heard the news that her ex was dating Justin Timberlake’s ex Diaz, it seems as if Jessica is not over him yet. But that is not the case for Mayer as he seems to have moved on with his life, John and Cameron seem so happy together. Source How long will this romance last? Written by Peter for Product ReviewsIn Sections: Celebrity News, News

Jessica Simpson may still be pining away over John Mayer and a report claims that she certainly isn't happy about his current romance with Justin Timberlake ex Cameron Diaz.  According to a report set for this week's Us Weekly Magazine, jess's new fave color is "green with envy."The report notes that three months after their split, Simpson still isn't over Mayer and the mag claims that Jessica's new color is green.   Citing a source close to the singer the inside the mag section "Hot Stuff" says Simpson is "really jealous" that ex John Mayer is seeing Cameron Diaz."She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out," says the source. "She just freaked." Simpson, 27, parted ways with -Mayer, 29, in May after dating him on and off for seven months, and "she thinks about him all the time," says the source. "She is so not over him."But the report accurately notes that Simpson seems to be a distant

Justin Timberlake is getting closer to Jessica Biel, but that doesn't seem to be stopping him from having a few pangs of jealousy over his former girlfriend of four years dating John Mayer, In Touch reports this week. In what sounds like a pretty juvenile effort an insider tells the weekly entertainment magazine that Justin, 26, was in Boston to perform when hew was spotted working out with a friend and a bodyguard at the Sports Club/LA gym near the Ritz-Carlton hotel.Fair enough - but when Mayer's song 'Waiting on the World to Change' came over the sound system the insider claims that "Justin started rolling his eyes and then mimicked John's voice while his pal laughed hysterically. After a minute, Justin stopped, saying, 'I really shouldn't. I'm such a bitch!'" Cute, and brave for a guy that sings 'SexyBack'. For their part reports claims that John and Cameron are taking it easy and trying to let things develop at their own pace. The Gossip Girls claim that Cameron i

This ad, showing a new college student being bitten by an unnamed laptop as she’s making a movie with her parents with the Nokia N95 .Then there are the “medical pictures” of various laptop-inflicted wounds. We’re thinking this is a swing and a miss for Nokia, but what about you? Source: jealouscomputers.com

There have been tons of reports flooding in from all around the world on computers going ballistic and attacking people, which you can check out for yourself over at JealousComputers.com. There you can watch shocking footage of angry computers caught on tape attacking innocent people, or view testimonies from victims of these horrible yet [...]

Finding a person that you want to date, and then having them want to date you is a wonderful thing. Unfortunately that can soon turn sour if you suddenly find that you are dating someone who is jealous of anyone else in your life, and who creates a fuss if you want to spend time with anyone but them. A jealous partner isn't just jealous of other people who are attracted to you. They may see this as the biggest threat to your relationship because they don't trust that you won't go out with this other person once you realize that there's an attraction there. But it doesn't end there. A jealous partner is going to stop you from meeting with people (or even pursuing activities) that doesn't include them. This can even be with members of your family! They won't like it if you tell them that you're spending a weekend at your grandparent's home, they won't like it if you say you're going to hiking for a weekend with some ex college buddies, and if you've been invited to party but

Since Isaiah Washington was canned from Gray’s Anatomy he has appeared numerous times venting about his situation. Now he apparently is happy that T.R. Knight was nominated for an Emmy. (Yeah right) “Do you think he benefited from this dust up?” Billy asked Isaiah over Knight’s nomination in an interview with Access Hollywood. “T.R. Knight is a good actor. He has been a wonderful actor from day one,” Isaiah said. “T.R. Knight, congratulations. He finally got the attention he deserved. Whether or not it serves any particular agenda that he’s nominated now, to make a point, I can’t speak on that. That’s theoretical. I don’t know, but good for him,” the former Dr. Preston Burke noted. Ha, he’s so ticked off. First he denies calling T.R. a faggot, and then goes on air saying it again, only to backfire on him, and then later gets canned for it after going through therapy for being a gay basher or whatever you

Eva Longoria’s wedding ring is absolutely georgeous! But you don’t have to be jealous! Sure she has a handsome man who absolutely loves her, they had a to-die for wedding in France and you can only imagine how beautiful the honeymoon…! So you may not get her life, but you can have [...]

I came home yesterday after a long day at the office (sans grey flannel suit). As I emptied my pockets of cell phone, keys, wallet and coins onto the table in our entryway, I noticed a pair of sunglasses that were obviously left by someone who dropped by the house today. I said to my wife, “looks like someone left their sunglasses”. My wife says, “oh, those are Kristines, she forgot them”. If I were a jealous (and paranoid) man I would have thought my wife was having an affair with a state trooper.

A friend of mine just recently emailed me to tell me that she went to the Tigerdirect store. She said she picked up a 1 GB flash drive for 10 bucks. I went to their website but it wasn’t there. It must be an in store product. Now I’m definitely jealous. I love the tigerdirect store but the closest one we have is in Raleigh which is 1 and a half hours away. I guess it’s a good thing though because I’d probably be broke all the time if there was one in my town. Technorati Tags: tigerdirect, usb drive, tigerdirect store

I was lovingly admiring one of Pablo’s schoolmates the other day - she has the most gorgeous head of hair I’ve ever seen on a little girl. It’s super thick, the type of blonde that women pay hundreds of dollars to achieve, cascading down to her waist in perfect ringlets. I wonder how much of a pain it is for her mama to take care of! It’s no fun brushing out little 4-year-old girl hair, I know. It’s SO gorgeous, though. I’m envious - her ponytails is as big around as my wrist! I need a hair transplant. I used to have thick, pretty hair. Until I had a whole bunch of children and three quarters of it fell out. I can live with the stretch marks, the varicose veins, and the belly pooch that never goes away. Losing a bunch of hair, though - man! Nobody EVER told me about that little side effect!

Random news, commentary and photographs. Updated at least once every menstrual cycle, if not more frequently.33139 is a culturally sophisticated neighborhood, look it: little red riding ho and bladder bro piss the night away in mojitoville!BUILD CONTENT AND THEY WILL CUM!zOMG! I got my first hate comment! So exciting! You know, you're not famous until someone hates you, so I guess Manola is honest-to-goodness famous now. And you know what? Since Manola is the semi-fictional fabricated voice of a persona created by the author of this blog with the intention of producing humorous yet thoughtful content, it really doesn't matter a rodent's rump what anyone who hasn't bothered to read all 207 posts thinks.Ah ha! How exciting is it to be labeled as a vapid celebrity-mongering bimbo when your author is a professional wily wordsmith who doesn't give a shit about Miami?Yeah, buildings, schmildings! Why would an award-winning published poet and rogue cartoonist who practices yoga giv

Dear Useless Men,In light of the nature of this Useless Man forum: I am a very young looking, single, hot, 43 year old woman with a great job, varied interests, many talents, no kids, no baggage.About 2.5 years ago, I met a wonderful man (I was 41, he was 44). He had been divorced for 7 years, and he had a smaller, female mutt for 12 years. The dog had been with him all through is divorce, and during his years of living alone. For that, I had a lot of empathy for his love of his pet, because I had just been through a divorce, and my cat was my best buddy, all through it.About 1.5 years ago, Mike asked me to move in with him. I was struggling financially as a result of my divorce, and we had been seeing each other for a while, so it seemed okay, except for 1 thing: his 100% indoor 35lb. female dog. The dog had urinated and defecated in the house so much, that the smell had seeped into the floor boards of the front room. Even though he cleaned it up, the carpets smelled pungently

When I first started my Why Me? search– my sister-in-law looked at me and said– “I’m jealous”. I think my sister-in-law has me confused with Brenda Anderson. Looks like my Aunt’s child that was raised by her father. Did I tell you that once when we went to the Anderson’s house in VA after my father died– there was a man there that reminded me so much of Ed Bradley? Could have been a brother. Mr. Anderson has teeth like Ed Bradley. So does Brenda Anderson. Vasco Martins someone I worked with a Rockwell once said something about the “Black Guy” from 60 Minutes. I asked if he meant Ed Bradley. In this time frame I am looking at Ben Bradley and Sally Quinn… The Washington Post. Why?

Dear Duke University Lacrosse Team,I heard about what happened, and I only have one thing to say: you lucky sons of bitches! I'm so jealous! It's one thing to rape someone by yourself, but to do it with a whole gang of your friends...man...I can only imagine how that must feel. We athletes know how important it is to bond with your teammates. What better way than through gang rape? Gang rape. Kind of has a nice ring to it, eh? Man, I envy you guys. You got to do it at home too! I had to go to Colorado. Such a shame. And then it cost me that $4 million diamond, but don't even get me started on that. Hopefully your girlfriends will understand what an amazing and rare opportunity this was for you. My wife knew the deal. Good luck at the trial and I'll see you when we play the Bobcats!Best Regards,Kobe "Only a Single Person Rapist" Bryant*********Ed Note: Obviously we here at JLH Central do not support rape. This was just our feeble attempt to mock those involved, who deserve mockery a

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