Jack Bauer

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I escaped from TiVo hell.  It wasn’t easy, but I did it.  What was at first a cool, easy way to save shows for my later viewing pleasure soon turned out to be more trouble than it was worth.  At one time, these were the shows that were set up in the Season Pass Manager: House, Desperate Housewives, [...]

C’est la question que se sont posé ces vidéastes amateurs aux Etats-Unis dans cette vidéo intriguante. Quand Jack Bauer ne torture pas son boulanger parce qu’il ne veut pas lui dire si les croissants sont frais de la journée ou réchauffés d’hier, il passe son temps à jouer avec les derniers gagdets high-tech sortis de l’espace : PDA clinquants, Smartphones en leasing, sans parler de Chloé, la techos qui l’aide à pirater tous les satellites du monde et lire les emails de sa fiancée (on ne sait jamais, elle pourrait être “la taupe” de la saison) ou le tromper avec Rémi le facteur. Mon royaume pour trouver une cabine téléphonique C’est dur d’envoyer un fichier d’une 50aine de kb via email ou de se connecter au net sans réveiller les morts.. et je te parle pas du con qui interrompt la connexion en décrochant le téléphone… Je vous ai mis en bonus le générique nippon de 24 .. Oui c’est chanté

'New York Times' compara Capitão Nascimento a Jack BauerSegundo jornal, cada "herói' reflete temores da sociedade de seu país.Em Tropa de Elite, 'policiais e traficantes competem no quesito brutalidade', diz reportagem.A reportagem compara o protagonista de "Tropa de Elite" a Jack Bauer, herói do seriado "24 Horas". Bauer lida com ameaças terroristas, e Nascimento tem a vida familiar afetada pela violência do trabalho. "Ambos são homens com problemas", define o jornal.fonte: G1

Wow, I've been waiting for this! The seventh season of 24 will be aired shortly. Here's the trailer. Finally, guess what? You'll be surprised to see who the "bad guy" (how can it be possible?) is. For those who have the cable, the first two shows will be aired on January 13. For those who don't know me, did you know that 24 is the only American TV show that I watch?

If you read Tasty Booze then you know I am a big Jack Bauer fan. The fact that I write like he is a real person instead of a fictional badass might have clued you in to that. However after reading the following story I lost some serious respect/street cred for Keifer/Jack. 24 star Kiefer Sutherland blames fans for his jail sentence for driving under the influence, and is refusing to sign anymore autographs. The actor will spend Christmas behind bars after being sentenced to 48 days behind bars, following his arrest in September. Sutherland was snapped by camera-wielding fans as he stumbled from his car - pictures which appeared on the internet and could have been used as evidence in court. And the 40-year-old is fuming. Autograph collector Michael Wehrmann tells New York gossip column PageSix, “He was one of the best autograph signers there was. “He would always stand and sign for a half hour, but since his arrest, he’s been telling collectors, ‘I don’t do

24 es una serie de televisión estadounidense del género de acción/drama, emitida por la cadena FOX.Fue creada por Robert Cochran (guionista de Falcon Crest) y Joel Surnow (guionista de División Miami). Los críticos se mostraban muy entusiastas por lo que prometía esta serie en su formato y los resultados fueron los esperados.24 trata de la vida del agente federal Jack Bauer (interpretado por el actor Kiefer Sutherland), de la Unidad de CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit) de Los Ángeles. En una forma novedosa, en la cual se observa la acción en tiempo real: cada temporada está compuesta por 24 capítulos de una hora de duración que conforman un único día, con cada episodio de una hora representando una hora continua de acción. La serie también enfoca las actividades de otros agentes de la CTU, las acciones de los terroristas y la reacciones en la Casa Blanca..24, es una de las series con mayor éxito de FOX y en Europa está considerada como una serie de culto. En 2006, en la ed

Um dia quiseram ver quem era o melhor: McGyver, Jack Bauer ou Cap. Nascimento.Chegaram pro McGyver e falaram: A gente soltou um coelho nessa floresta. Encontre mais rápido que os outros e você será considerado o melhor! McGyver pegou uma moeda de 5 centavos no chão, um graveto e uma pedra e entrou na floresta. Demorou 2 dias pra construir um detector de coelhos em floresta e voltou no 3o dia com o coelho.Dai chegaram pro Jack Bauer e falaram a mesma coisa. Ele entrou correndo na floresta e 24 horas depois apareceu com o coelho. Pediu desculpas porque teve q desarmar 5 bombas nucleares, recuperar 15 armas químicas, escapar de um navio cargueiro que ia pra china e matar 100 terroristas pra chegar ate o coelho.Dai pediram para o Cap. Nascimento ir buscar o coelho. Se ele demorasse menos de 24 horas ele seria o melhor. No que ele respondeu:- Ta de sacanagem comigo 05? Ce ta de sacanagem comigo? Você acha que eu tenho um dia inteiro pra perder com essa p***a de brincadeira 05? Tu é m

Name: KIEFER SUTHERLAND What he’s in: “24″ which airs Mondays at 9pm on FOX - New season premiere January 2008 His Character: Jack Bauer, a key member to the Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU) Los Angeles. He helped prevent major terrorist attacks on the United States throughout the seasons of “24.” Why we like him: Because he would risk his life (or at least Jack Bauer would) to save the lives of innocent people, at least once every season. But really, we just like to look at him, I mean who wouldn’t? My love (maybe love is a strong word, but I couldn’t think of another one) for Kiefer Sutherland started after seeing him in “Stand By Me” when I was about 14 (I saw it on TV in case you’re wondering). I have been following his career ever since. He did play a lot of bad guys during his career, which I always wondered why I started liking him as a bad guy, but hey, the man can act so what can I say. Actually now that I think about i

I already wrote earlier this week about how JB racked up his fourth DUI so I am not going to cover it again. I just thought this picture was hilarious because he is obviously wasted. In fact he might just be blacked out. Look at that cigarette. Only someone that is blacked out can defy gravity with a cigarette like that. Share This Post

Actor Kiefer Sutherland faces possible jail time after being arrested for the second time on charges of driving while under the influence.Sutherland was arrested early Tuesday morning after being spotted making an illegal U-turn by police. After failing a Breathalyzer test, Kiefer was arrested and booked. He posted bond at $25,000 and is scheduled to appear in court on October 16th.Since Sutherland is already on probation from a first offence in 2004, he not only faces charges associated with the DUI, but charges of violating his probation. Under California law, the punishment for violating probation is a mandatory five days in jail.Where's Chloe O'Brian when you need her?!

Don’t these cops know that old JB has the weight of saving America on his shoulders? I think they can cut him a little slack and let him catch a buzz as a fellow law enforcement officer. Kiefer Sutherland was arrested early Tuesday on misdemeanor drunken driving charges after failing a field sobriety test, police officials said. So he made an illegal U-turn. Who cares? Last season he shot his buddy in the head. It’s all in a days work for Bauer. Original Story: MSNBC.com Related PostsBauer PowerI've run across a few lists on the internet of some interesting facts about Jack Bauer. Si...Make Other Jack Bauer Fans EnviousOh you bet your ass I am ordering every last one of these items. Watch with kick ass ba...Jack Bauer + Boggs + Karoake = One... There is no better feeling then enjoying a tasty boggs and having a nice breeze on you...

The action packed television show “24,” demonstrates the prowess of Jack Bauer, a rugged American who fights terrorists with no holds bared tactics. It is the perfect show for people who enjoy watching their heroes kill bad guys and save the day without hesitation. Sadly, Hollywood elitist liberals cannot seem to leave what is good alone.Now, liberals are going to turn the production of Jack Bauer and “24” from a terrorist killer to a carbon-neutral green loser. While they are not going to actually fight global warming in the show, expect to see a bunch of public service announcements and advertisements about what they are doing to save the planet. Fox spokesman Chris Anderson said, “We are publicizing ‘24’s’ commitment to climate change for two reasons and two reasons only: to inspire the public to take global warming seriously and hopefully to motivate other studios to make changes to their production practices as well.” What sycophants!Why can’t this global

Justice Antonin Scalia is one of the most powerful judges on the planet. The job of the veteran U.S. Supreme Court judge is to ensure that the superpower lives up to its Constitution. But in his free time, he is a fan of 24, the popular TV drama where the maverick federal agent Jack Bauer routinely [...]

Hey, we haven't heard any hip-hop in a while...Mos Def is pretty much just an all-around cool dude. He makes good music, he's a pretty good actor, he's does the Def Poetry, he hangs out with Dave Chappelle... and he closed down Coachella a couple years back in most memorable fashion. You wish you were there... it was awesome. Yup, he's kind of a renaissance dude. The only thing he can't do is program a TIVO. Seriously, I missed three episodes of 24 because I left that guy in charge, and I'll never forgive him. You can't just miss three episodes of 24, ya know? Too much goes on! (Okay, that didn't really happen, but I gotta say, this year after getting off to an awesome start... what with Jack having to kill Curtis and the nuke going off in Valencia, the show went straight into the crapper. The appearance of Ricky Schroder = the exact second 24 jumped the shark. If Zack from Saved By The Bell shows up next year, I'm gonna go burn down the Fox lot, I swear.) They shou

There is no better feeling then enjoying a tasty boggs and having a nice breeze on your balls. I wouldn’t normally recommend just dropping your trousers in the middle of a karaoke bar but when you are Jack Bauer you do whatever the fuck you want. I think JB may have had a few too many boggs in this picture but he has had a long day of recovering nukes and dealing with the Cheng Zhi. You notice that no one is asking him to put his pants back on. Thats because even when he is piss drunk no one wants to fuck with Bauer.

Verdaderamente Kiefer Sutherland se convirtió de una super estrella a una MEGA estrella gracias a su serie de 24. Si eres fan de Jack Bauer y quieres traerlo contigo de una manera muy fashion y trendy, esta playera de diseño retro es justo lo que necesitas.

I Remember When I Lost My Mind… for PowersAndMorrison.com Wednesday, February 14, 2007. One of the best shows on television is 24 on FOX. But like most good things, they do have their faults. The creative mind(s) behind 24 could really be some of the most irresponsible people in America right now. The big issue surrounding 24 this season and seasons past is the issue of torture. When Jack Bauer decides to torture a suspect to get that vital information, from the shows I have watched, he always seems to get it. In the real world, people like 24 producer Joel Surnow seem to have no idea that torture doesn’t always work. It leads to false information and it legitimizes the enemies use of torture if an American were to get caught once again. We’ve seen Daniel Pearl, and Nick Berg go through such horrendous acts of inhumanity it would make anyone be sick of the bullshit that comes with war and techniques of war that cause more harm than temporary solutions. This undated phot

OK. I made the mistake of live blogging 24 on two separate blogs-Reviews and Politics and Culture. However, you can read it all by clicking on here. I'm not one for excuses, but, in my defense, I was distracted during the whole show by the Asymmetric staff (sorry honey, but it's the truth). All 24 reviews need to be divided into two categories, drama and politics, or they blend into each other and make for a mish-mashy mess. Politics: I'm a conservative who thinks that some Muslims wish to harm me because I'm not a Muslim, but I also don't hate Muslims in general and hope that we can avoid a clash of civilizations with the combination of strong Westerners and moderate Muslims. Therefore, my criteria for political perfection in terrorism-related fiction includes acknowledgment of Muslim terrorism, hope through Muslim moderation, and recognition of everybody's individual humanity. True Lies handled the subject well while Sum of all Fears (Nazi terrorists in 2000?) and Casin

The day has finally arrived. It is time to talk like Jack Bauer. Here's a little how-to guide to talking like Jack Bauer on January 15th from your pals at Blogs4Bauer. If you have any other suggestions, please add them...

I forgot to mention earlier that the biggest part of my 2007 weight-loss plan is FINALLY to join with the rest of America and begin watching 24.  Hubs and I rented the first season on DVD and began watching it over the holidays.  OH. MY. WORD.  That has to be the most intense television ever made.  I remarked to Hubs that we can sit on the couch and watch this show and have our heartrate elevated to cardio levels.  Seriously.  Feel free to leave a comment if you're a 24-lover, but don't you dare give anything away.  We're only on season one, episode nine!

One would think American Muslims would jump at the chance to defend their country in helping to defeat extremists. One; to magnify the fact that they, like other Americans just want a good life for themselves and their families and two; to help wipe the extremist scourge from the face of the earth. American Muslims stand to lose just as much freedom as the rest of us from this oddball threat. For some reason this is not the case. M. Zuhdi Jasser, chairman of the American Islamic Forum for Democracy and a former U.S. Navy Lieutenant Commander writing at NRO, sees the same tired American Muslim organizations coming out against the show 24. According to Jasser: "It's time for hundreds of thousands of Muslims to be not only private but public in their outrage — and to commit themselves to specific, verbal engagement of the militants and their Islamism. We, as American Muslims, should be training and encouraging our Muslim-community youth to become the future Jack Bauers o

My favorite TV show lately is 24. I love this show.No, really, I LOVE this show.How does Jack always manage to save the day?Are you about to be shot by a terrorist? Jack will save you. Being chased by a criminal on the streets? Don't worry, Jack's got that covered. He's just about to swing by and pick you up in his SUV in about 3 seconds. Are you being tortured by people who have an exceedingly large bag of torture devices? No problemo! Jack will save you and bite the neck of your torturer to allow you to escape and run free. I imagine how much I could use Jack Bauer in my life as a Mom. This guy is useful in so many ways... let me give you a couple of ideas...Kitchen Fires:Me: "Jack, help! My skillet caught fire on the stove!"Jack flies into the kitchen, and puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher and his rippling arm muscles.Unwanted solicitors at the door:Me: "Jack help! I don't want to buy meat from this guy... please just get rid of him!"Jack grabs meat man by the collar an