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In the fictitious series of "The popularity of president George W. Bush" historians can add another graphical milestone. During his last visit to Baghdad a reporter threw his shoes at Bush, missing the ducking commander in chief by only a hair's width. Calling Bush a dog the reporter expressed his disgust with the person responsible for 100,000s dead civilians with two of the most serious insults
Un viso da ragazzino che fa di tutto per sembrare più grande di quel che è e che probabilmente ha alle spalle una triste vicenda personale. Un buffo 2 Voti
I received a big slap in the face yesterday. It came out of nowhere, hitting me when I was starting to feel good again. (Doesn’t life always do that? Sometimes, it seems life doesn’t want to give people a break, and so it rains on one’s parade.) The slap stung, and it was tremendously [...]
I have heard news that some TV show from the UK is insulting the Filipinos for having a show that is showing how funny the Filipinos are. I have search for the video around the internet and didn’t found any video concerning the said episode.
The Harry and Paul comedy show owned by British Broadcasting Corp. (BBC) came under fire from the Filipino community recently over a scene depicting a Filipina maid as a lap dancing sex tease. In the comedy show Harry Enfield orders a Filipina housemaid to dance lewdly to arouse Paul Whitehouse. How’s that again!!!
The comedy skit [...]
Wench: Endearment or Insult?
Hill Avenue County Primary School
Unofficial School Song 1970
(To the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine)
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the teachers on the top
Put the wenches1 on the bottom
And burn the blum’in2 lot.
1. With gusto
2. or ‘bloody’ if feeling particularly brave and grown up
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There was a silly rumor MENA spread from couple of days that President Mubarak is going to be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize !!???
Yes I swear this what I and other Egyptians read .
Do not ask me why or for what.
But you must know Mubarak and his wife are dying to get this prestigious award.
Anyhow suddenly MENA pulled back the news in no time , no comment from the Presidency an
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Notes: Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog is a character puppet performed by Robert Smigel premiering in 1997 on NBC’s Late Night with Conan O’Brien, best known for mocking celebrities.
Triumph was identified in the early appearances as a Serbian Mountain Hound.
Triumph often puffs a cigar, which [...]
Police Squad! (in color) is one of my favourite TV shows, however the longer movie series that followed it has always fallen a bit flat on me.I guess with a whole 90 minutes to fill, gags take a bit longer to happen, although the same creators' earlier film Airplane! avoided that trap.Although the first half of Naked Gun 33⅓ didn't do much for me, (being as it is quite rude, unlike the TV show)
I am getting sick and tired of this shrill, sarcastic “female moose.” John McCain has pre-packaged a whole barrel of compost and strapped it around her neck, and she is machine-gunning the manure packed with deliberate deceit and distortions at the Obama campaign.
Obama’s campaign responded: “The speech that Governor Palin gave was well delivered, but [...]
With all the Convention hoopla I thought I might drop a small blurb on the issue of whether or not Hillary’s supporters should be upset about not only the passing over of their candidate, but also in the manner in which it was done. This question is very relevant considering that Obama is only attracting 52%(!) [...]
Agent:forget about prices falling anymoreBuyer:GREED tactic of property agentsAgent:last chanceBuyer:FEAR tactic of property agentsAgent:buy if you are richBuyer:INSULT tactic of property agents. Never want to call agents low beings but can I help it ?Agent:Don't buy if you have no money.Extracted from the Singapore Property ForumMay also want to read:History of Singapore Property 1960 to 2008Buy
Thou vain hasty-witted harpy! You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!
That Shakespeare guy could really throw down the insults, huh? You might get a kick out of this nifty Shakespearean Insult Generator, I certainly did. Just be careful, some of these might warp your brain a bit.
Globe Theatre? Not on Whidbey Island.
I’m not sure if you’re following the Olympics, specifially basketball, but I wanted to talk about a very serious photo that was released in Spain as an advertisement for the Olympics. I couldn’t find a picture I could place here, so here’s a link.
The picture is of the players of Spanish basketball team holding their [...]
Yesterday Frank picked me up from work a little early so that we could go to his follow-up visit to get the results of the cognitive testing he had a few weeks ago. He had a full battery of about...
I’ll assume most of you know who Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog is. Well, for those of you who don’t know he’s probably funniest thing to come out of Late Night with Conan O’Brien… Argh, Just watch the Hilarity below, it’s Triumph at this years Comic-Con in San Diego.
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The best insult I’ve read in a while:
One suspects they are a module short of a Media Studies degree.
Written by The Reactionary Snob at Mr Eugenides’ blog.
Go here to read the story that inspired the innovative insult.
This has been bothering me for a while and I was going to just ignore it, but some of my favorite bloggers have been stooping to this new low of insulting Barack Obama using his middle name. Now, I’m not sure if it’s racist, bigoted, prejudiced, ignorance, arrogance, childish, or some combination thereof, but [...]
The Buddha explained how to handle insult and maintain compassion.
One day Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. “You have no right teaching others,” he shouted. “You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake.”
Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man “Tell me, if you buy a gift
If a black person still feels as if he lives in chains in America and wants to sing it in his Obama-type church that's fine, sing your lungs out, but do not dare to substitute it for our National Anthem - don't you dare.
Pakistan Times publisher Sheikh Najam Ali has been looking over his shoulder every day for a month...The ad, announcing a local Ahmadiyya celebration and describing the faith as Muslim, prompted death threats from anonymous callers, cancellations from advertisers and the removal of his papers in bulk from various distribution sites, he said.
So it’s time I addressed something: you crazies have all been calling my children by their wrong names. I don’t know why you were doing it, but their names are Emma and Gretta. Everybody knows that. It’s the truth.
See, if it were not the truth, then it would mean that I went back to the [...]
A California-based blogger who allegedly insulted a judge in an e-mail of "prostituting herself" has been arrested and charged in Singapore.Gopalan Nair, a former Singapore lawyer who is now a US citizen, was arrested in the city-state Saturday and charged Monday with insulting a public servant.Nair, 58, was later remanded in custody for one more week as the authorities said they needed to investi
The Russian Foreign Ministry is upset because a Ukranian politician had the audacity to insult the beloved and always correct Vladmir Putin. Russia told the Ukranian government it did not wish people in its country “who damage the Russian Federation by action or word.” The Russians were particularly upset because the city of Kiev refused [...]
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Hold on to your stockings! Those crazy elves are up to no good and Santa needs your help to show them what the true meaning of "strike" really is! It's quirky, hilarious bowling fun just in time for the holiday season! Compete in a festive bowling game where the elves are the pins, providing their own special, colorful
With the world awash in disaster, the United Nations is spending money to send a "special rapporteur" to look into racism in one of its member nations. The country? Why, the United States, of course.
My friend Jona forwarded this post with me. At first, I was kind a curious what kind of insult it is, then when I begun reading it. I was not insulted at all, because I know that the person who wrote it, was close minded enough not to see everything and I don't care about him at all, totally ignorant of what is the reality is! And this hate letter is not even written by Mr. Art Bell. Hence, it
Subject: HATE LETTERThis is a very disturbing open E-mail letter to all Filipinos aroundthe world; specially here in North America!, from a man who has the powerto reach million of people. (he’s a radio talk host)Please read on…………..This is an open letter email by Art Bell, a radio talk show host in Nevada(more info in the email itself). Here is yet another person who has taken advantage
Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly spewed insults. Don’t like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these…You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.You must have fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.You’re few
With Gas Prices rising higher and higher, Chrysler has come up with a promotion to help you spend less at the pump, I think!The May Gas incentive for Chrysler works like this. If you buy a Chrysler, Jeep, or Dodge during may you will only pay $2.99 for gas for 3 years. "Lets Refuel America" is the slogan tag line.Now, for the limitations. You have to use your credit card to purchase the gas and the amount over $2.99 will be billed back to Chrysler. You have to give up rebate money to receive this gas offer. Strike #3, the gas savings are covered for 12000 miles of driving per year for 3 years. And, it does not cover some of the gas guzzlers like the Wrangler, Viper, and Dodge Challenger.I think customers are tired of all the sales gimmicks that are only designed to drive sales and are not
El Sindicato Único de Trabajadores de la Música y del Espectáculo exigió a Cristian Castro que ofrezca una disculpa pública al baterista del programa Noche De Estrellas, a quien insultó durante la grabación de dicha emisión. El dirigente Armando Báez Pinal, expresó mediante un comunicado que "no vamos a permitir que ningún cantante, por muy famoso que sea, le falte al respeto a nuestros compañeros", por lo que pidió a Castro hacer una disculpa pública. Báez comento que el pasado lunes, el cantante exigía al miembro de la orquesta más volumen del que está permitido en el foro, pero al no conseguirlo, arremetió contra el músico gritándole: "pinche baterista", ante la mirada atónita de medio centenar de personas, testigos de su explosivo carácter.
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The most conservative moment in American remakes of French films occurs in The Birdcage. When the Williams character is shocked that his son's potential father-in-law is a conservative, the son responds with, "Dad, half the country is conservative." I remember thinking at the time that it was a bold realization that the targets of liberal scorn actually outnumber themselves.
The Birdcage
A fact apparently lost on Arianna Huffington. The left wants to unite Americans, right? One big, fat purple country, si? Such a bold union would include the conservative half, no? Not if Arianna Huffington gets her way. Witness this Arianna Huffington post. She seems genuinely puzzled why conservative "Neanderthals" get to pollute our airwaves with their extreme views. Extreme views? Like who: David Du
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I don’t like attention seekers. They do extra things like talking loudly in public places, acting knowledgeable in front of girls, doing big exaggerated actions, boasting their own experience, acting cute… basically they are just extra.
Sometimes I wonder, since all they want is attention, if we don’t give them the attention they want, will they feel insulted? (it works the same way like someone
A highly offended Simon Cowell says he turned down $2 million to become the British spokesman for Viagra.“Last year my agent rang me and said, ‘You’ve been offered an incredibly big million-pound deal. It’s to be the face of Viagra,’ “ Cowell told the British edition of Glamour magazine.“And I just said, ‘Sorry, but that [...]
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Intro: Hold on to your stockings! Those crazy elves are up to no good and Santa needs your help to show them what the true meaning of "strike" really is! It's quirky, hilarious bowling fun just in time for the holiday season! Compete in a festive bowling game where the elves are the pins, providing their own special, colorful commentary! With just the flick of your mouse, bowl to get a spare or strike, winning trophies along the way! It's the wackiest Christmas adventure yet! Description: Sending these elf crushing down with the powerful bowls Just simply follow the story mode,challenge an opponent,unlocks more arena. Play alone? multi player? challenge the computer or story mode?---- your choice! Bowling?boring? why not just go for a real one? But in this one,you don't just bowl instead u will start finding yourself looking out for power up and tricks to pick up on the court with your ball. Using these tricks to disturb and
Intro: Hold on to your stockings! Those crazy elves are up to no good and Santa needs your help to show them what the true meaning of "strike" really is! It's quirky, hilarious bowling fun just in time for the holiday season! Compete in a festive bowling game where the elves are the pins, providing their own special, colorful commentary! With just the flick of your mouse, bowl to get a spare or strike, winning trophies along the way! It's the wackiest Christmas adventure yet! Description: Sending these elf crushing down with the powerful bowls Just simply follow the story mode,challenge an opponent,unlocks more arena. Play alone? multi player? challenge the computer or story mode?---- your choice! Bowling?boring? why not just go for a real one? But in this one,you don't just bowl instead u will start finding yourself looking out for power up and tricks to pick up on the court with your ball. Using these tricks to disturb and
Reading this story in The Independent makes me glad to live in a country that has not yet fully embraced theocracy. It seems that the Turkish publishers of Dawkins' The God Delusion are being threatened with various legal consequences for "insulting believers."Erol Karaaslan, the founder of the small publishing house Kuzey Publications, could face between six months and a year in jail for "inciting hatred and enmity" if Istanbul prosecutors decide to press charges over the book, which has sold 6000 copies in Turkey since it was published this summer.It looks like banning a book is not enough in Turkey; the publisher should also be held responsible. I picture the Pat Roberstsons of America looking on with great envy. They are doing their best to turn America into the sort of country where this sort of thing could happen. Fortunately, they aren't quite there yet.H/T to Boing BoingTags: Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion, Turkey, atheism, atheist, secular, jail, America, Pat Robertson, t
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Alabama coach Nick Saban compared his team's loss to Louisiana Monroe Saturday to Pearl Harbor and the Twin Towers attack. Crimson Tide fans are mortified. They don't feel that anyone should minimize a catastrophe like the loss of a football game.
Far-right politicians in the European Parliament will lose tens of thousands of euros to promote their ideas because their political group collapsed when five Romanian MEPs quit. The Identity, Sovereignty and Tradition group disbanded after ten months because the number of its members had fallen under 20, the minimum needed to form a political group, the EU legislature said.The ITS included Jean-Marie Le Pen of France and Alessandra Mussolini, the granddaughter of the Italian wartime Fascist dictator. The seeds of the group’s collapse were sown last week when she insulted the Romanian people, a Romanian ITS member said.The Greater Romania Party (PRM) said that her insults came in comments about the expulsion of dozens of Romanians from Italy after a Romanian Gypsy was arrested last week over the murder of the wife of an Italian naval officer. Ms Mussolini was reported to have said: “Breaking the law has become a way of life for Romanians.” The demise of the grouping was welcomed
The United States has become a "national security state" that is using the so-called war on terror as a disguise to promote opposition to Islam, according to one of Indonesia's leading Muslims.Din Syamsuddin, head of the Muhammadiyah, Indonesia's second-largest Muslim organisation, told Adnkronos International (AKI) that the Bush administration was exacerbating tensions with Muslims, especially in the Middle East."The way the US government handled terrorism after the World Trade Centre bombing, by launching a 'war on terror' is insulting to the Muslim world and even other countries," Syamsuddin told AKI in Rome.“Its unilateral approach includes three big mistakes - connecting terror action to Islam, by making generalisations, and the stigmatisation of the image of Islam, especially through the media."Syamsuddin, whose organisation claims to represent 35 million followers, was in Rome to attend a conference on inter-religious dialogue, organised by the Indonesian and Australian Em
From A Day at a Time, Nov. 2 :"Pride is at the root of most of my personal problems. When my pride is "hurt', for example, I almost invariably experience resentment and anger- sometimes to the point where I'm unable to talk or think rationally. When I'm in that sort of emotional swamp I must remind myself that my pride- and nothing but my pride- has been injured ".Boy, I'm glad I read this in a book , because otherwise I might have thought I was the only one who reacts this way when my 'proud buttons' are pushed. Most often, my response might be- how dare they?- or something along those lines. The problem is that once I am caught up in that kind of loop- where pride, anger, resentment get all mixed up, it's almost impossible to pull myself out.That's why the comparison with a swamp was a good one. Quicksand might even be a better metaphor. Because once I get stuck in all the stuff that comes together with pride, I can't get out quickly, and I can't get out without all sort
It isn't bad enough he decided to change his views on EVERYTHING he told us he believed in.It isn't even bad enough that he's using our worst day as a springboard to gain power.THIS takes the cake!Why don't you just spend the rest of the campaign spitting in the faces of every single New Yorker!He'll do anything to get elected.
I’m at my usual place - my favourite cafe, eating and drinking cappuccinos and have begun to ponder the decline of the articulate insult. Insulting one’s opponents was an art form no so long ago. It took flair and certain amount of literary panache to come up with an intelligent insult. Today, alas, insulting someone has been watered down to foul language and nasty comments.
Why, you are asking, am I sitting here thinking such strange thoughts? The answer could be, I’m bored and I have a low grade migraine. Or it could be I was sitting here enjoying myself when some clod with a cell phone intruded upon my peace of mind and threw a temper tantrum on the phone. Evidently his vocabulary is very limited to base bodily functions. All so terribly boring. Why not tell someone to go do rude things to their lower anatomy rather than F@ck themselves? It sounds so much more intelligent.
Canada’s own Sir John A. MacDonald (our first Prime Minister) was a legend when it came
Folks!Have you folks read NST’s news posting where UMNO’s tough guy Dato’ Seri Mohamed Nazri Abdul Aziz said something about our Yang di-Pertuan Agong and the Chief Justice?If not, please go and read it now for it is very interesting. Unfortunately, MalaysiaKini has not said anything about this as of time of writing. Maybe they would have something later today.Anyhow, it is interesting to take note that our Malaysian Bar Council has republished NST’s story in their website. All ready I can see that some people are not too happy with Nazri Abdul Aziz’s latest classical antic. Feel free to check out what they have said about it, folks.By the way Nazri, are you sure that our Yang di-Pertuan Agong can only act on the advice of the prime minister in matters concerning the promotion and appointment of judicial officers?Maybe you, Nazri Abdul Aziz, should go and read what Raja Petra Kamarudin has posted on the 9th of October 2007 in his Malaysia Today blog. You would later find that
We encounter discriminations all the time. It’s just that we close one eye to it and let it be if we are tolerable. However, I find it terribly rude of this aunty whose thinking/experience has muddied her views on Chinese from China. I thought we are Chinese too? Well, not all of us. She decided to insult the people from China in the train loudly by berating them for being rude.
I don’t mind someone stating loudly that the kids shouldn’t be playing in a moving train but she decided to declare all China people are rude. Oh my. Reminds me of this other incident I had on my way to work the other morning about China people telling some Singaporean to move in.
Our ancestors came from China to seek better lives and we decided to insult those who didn’t have theirs come here to setup their lives. Such disgrace. They speak loudly but that doesn’t mean they are rude. It’s their way of life there. What if you think by migrating to another country like UK and t
As summer comes to a close any hopes that the suns warmth will remain on Capital Hill were blown away with the foul winds coming from the Petraeus hearings. The success of the counterinsurgency strategy put into place by General Petraeus, who was put into place by a unanimous vote of Congress, under cut the preconceived mindset of some Members of Congress. What General Petraeus expressed to the American People, through hours of grueling testimony before Congress on Monday and Tuesday had already been demonstrated by President’s visit to Anbar a week earlier.
Think about the security issues that must be considered for the movement of an American President into a war zone. The President has to go into a secure location. The last thing America needs is for the President to get shot down in a combat zone. Irreparable harm would be done to the entire war-effort and America ’s position around the world would not recover for years.
Yet, President Bush demonstrated that the Surge Strategy
If we can't express or repress our anger, what do we do ? The answer is to recognize the anger, but choose to respond to the situation differently.
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I love these. Every year The Washington Post announces the winners of its various word contests. This one is my favorite. Readers are asked to take any word from the dictionary and alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter. They are then to supply a new definition. This year's winners are: 1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate di
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Are they any strong female characters in anime or is it all just an illusion?
I remember when I was really getting into anime the one thing I always heard from people was how many more strong female characters in anime than there are in American cartoons. Now with several years of anime [...]
La rubia cantante Britney Spears volvió a perder el control a causa de los paparazzi. Si bien esta vez no usó un paraguas para embestir contra los fotógrafos, se bajó de su auto e insultó a uno de ellos. El incidente se desencadenó cuando Britney Spears conducía su auto en compañía de sus dos hijos cuando éstos comenzaron a pelearse. No era un buen día para la princesa del Pop. Britney perdió la paciencia cuando estaba en su auto soportando un berrinche de sus hijos Jayden y Sean. Para calmarlo, colocó a Jayden en su regazo y los paparazzi comenzaron a decir que ella estaba conduciendo con el bebé en brazos. Ante esto Britney bajó enfurecida del auto y comenzó a insultar a uno de los fotógrafos. Enlace | Ver videoVía | SplashNewsEntradas Relacionadas:Britney Spears fue encontrada ebria en baño de hombres[Fotos] Britney Spears no usa brasier… no es novedad[Video] Madonna, Britney y Christina Aguilera - Like a virgin[Video] Britney Spears - Everyti
Many Times In This WebSite, I Have Referred To GeorgeBush As A MonkeyMy ApologiesTo My Monkey Friends, In TheirGlorious NatureFor In Their GreatnessWe Should Not Demean Them InReference To BushAny Monkey IsMuch Better Than Bushtard OnAny Given DayAs A Monkey WouldNever Start Wars Based On LiesThey Eat BananasAnd Play In The TreesI Will Show Them More RespectMy Friends The Monkeys
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A day after Carpentersville approved a non-binding resolution declaring English its official language, Village President Bill Sarto warned Wednesday that the vote ‘insulted 40 percent of our community’ and that it says immigrants are not welcome.
The resolution, which the board voted 5-2 to approve Tuesday amid boos and hissing, is largely symbolic and has […]
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I got a lovely message from Irish broadband today telling me they have had "problems with my payment" so i shall be internetless for a while, this on top of the fact I have injured my knee in a most inconvinient manner, leaving me on crutches and in bed mostly....Fun times for allI also had to miss my first day of work today so...i think there is some phrase about problems coming in groups..too injured to remember
I find this piece of news a bit ridiculous:
Adam Levine, vocalist of the band Maroon 5, insists that he’s no male Paris Hilton.
He says that while he does not have a problem with his so-called ladies’ man reputation, he’s a bit turned off when he’s called a “male Paris Hilton”.
The band frontman, who has been linked to beauties including Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Kirsten Dunst, was irritated to find out that website PageSix.com once described him as the male equivalent of Paris.
“The ‘male Paris Hilton’ thing really upset me. Not the sexual aspect of it, because people can do whatever they want. But I’m an articulate, intelligent, thinking human being,” he reportedly said.
“The fact that some people consider me to be vapid and ridiculous upsets me. People make judgements about my character that they really don’t know.”
IS IT REALLY THAT MUCH OF AN INSULT, ADAM? DO WE NEED TO BOOHOO CRY FOR Y
It wasn't the best of nights for the Braves in Washington tonight. Nationals starter Jason Bergmann (???) took a no-hitter into the 8th inning when Brian McCann mercifully broke up the no-no bid with a solo homerun.And as if getting donkey punched by Bergmann throughout the game was not bad enough, the Nats decided to add some injury to the insult when John Smotlz dislocated the pinky on his throwing hand while trying to tag out Austin Kearns.Smoltz pitched well enough to win as he only gave up 2 runs, but he had to leave in the seventh inning after hurting the pinky. The play happened when Kearns was caught in a rundown after Ryan Langerhans failed to lay down a suicide squeeze bunt. Smoltz jammed his hand and was furious after the play, which I can understand. He's turning 40 years old tomorrow and this is probably not the way he planned on celebrating it..The Braves had a chance to tie it in the ninth but Andruw Jones struck out awkwardly (again) and I can't imagine that he's h
Lt. Col. Ralph Kauzlarich may be a brave and courageous man, deeply patriotic and a good soldiers, but he should be charged with conduct unbecoming of an officer and discharged for saying this to a mother of a fallen solider;Lt. Col Kauzlarich told Mary Tillman that she "would never be satisfied because you're not a Christian." and "It must be hard to accept your son is worm dirt."Kauzlarich said something similar to ESPN has summer to which Mary Tillman responded this;“Well, this guy makes disparaging remarks about the fact that we’re not Christians, and the reason that we can’t put Pat to rest is because we’re not Christians… Oh, it has nothing to do with the fact that this whole thing is shady. But it is because we are not Christians… Pat may not have been what you call a Christian. He was about the best person I ever knew. I mean, he was just a good guy. He didn’t lie. He was very honest. He was very generous. He was very humble. I mean, he had an ego, but it was a h
Insult to Injury: New data reveal an alarming trend: Vets' disabilities are being downgradedIn the middle of a battle in Fallujah in April 2004, an M80 grenade landed a foot away from Fred Ball. The blast threw the 26-year-old Marine sergeant 10 feet into the air and sent a piece of hot shrapnel into his right temple. Once his wound was patched up, Ball insisted on rejoining his men. For the next three months, he continued to go on raids, then returned to Camp Pendleton, Calif.But Ball was not all right. Military doctors concluded that Ball was suffering from a traumatic brain injury, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), chronic headaches, and balance problems. Ball, who had a 3.5 grade-point average in high school, was found to have a sixth-grade-level learning capability. In January of last year, the Marine Corps found him unfit for duty but not disabled enough to receive full permanent disability retirement benefits and discharged him.But Ball was not all right. Military doctors
Piscataway, NJ - La jóvenes integrantes del equipo de baloncesto de la Universidad de Rutgers manifestaron estar ofendidas cuando el comentarista radial Donald Imus se atrevió a insultarles el pelo,...
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The art of insulting is quite an err.... art. Not everyone can master it. Nor can it be taught. It takes quite a creativity to actually offend someone. Like, you insult a terrorist by calling him a camel driver, or a sand nigger. Call a Mexican gangster puto, and you'll have him point his gun (the actual weapon, AhEm...) in your face. Call an emo a emo, and you'll have them crying immediately. Actually, you can call them anything. They'll cry anyway. But, how do you insult a nerd/geek (like me), who are super intelligent and don't fall for the stereotype "faggot", "bitch" and "asshole"? This cute chick in the picture tells you how...Ahahah! I just got pwned!Technorati tags: Humor, Funny, Pic, Insult, Humour, Geek, Terrorist, Emo, Art of Insulting
Associated Press Updated: 8:06 p.m. ET Nov. 10, 2006
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan tossed a four-letter expletive at fellow Hollywood run-around Paris Hilton earlier this week.
In a video posted Thursday on YouTube.com, Lohan was captured leaving a Los Angeles hotel inside which Hilton had reportedly been partying. The 20-year-old actress, as she was getting into the passenger side of an SUV, used the profanity to describe Hilton after an observer asked if they'd fought earlier.
"She's kidding,†a friend in the back seat quickly followed up Lohan's sniping.
When asked why she used the word she did, Lohan backtracked: "I never said that. Paris is my friend … No, I love her.â€
The car then sped off into the night.
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Daily Mail: A website designer was found guilty today of stirring up race hate during a march by Muslims protesting at an anti-Islamic cartoon. But the jury could not agree on a second charge against Mizanur Rahman, 23, of inciting murder. Rahman, who had denied both charges, was remanded in custody while the prosecution decide on whether there will be a retrial. David Perry QC, for the prosecution at the Old Bailey, said: "It is likely there will be a retrial."
MOsanthrope recently blogged about some fun quizzes showing where you fall on the political spectrum.According to this one, I'm LIBERAL . LIBERALS usually embrace freedom of choice in personal matters, but tend to support significant government control of theeconomy. They generally support a government-funded "safety net"to help the disadvantaged, and advocate strict regulation of business. Liberals tend to favor environmental regulations,defend civil liberties and free expression, support government actionto promote equality, and tolerate diverse lifestyles.Go figure.
Singer-composer Himesh Reshammiya is baffled by the controversy his statement on the late R.D. Burman’s singing style has created, saying “it was never my intention to insult Pancham-da”.
Reshammiya allegedly accused the late singer of singing nasally. To this, Asha Bhosle had retorted: “If anyone says Burman-saab sang through his nose, he should be slapped.”
“I don’t [...]