Gail SteinThe Complete Idiot's Guide to Learning French on Your Own combines many of the functions of a dictionary, phrase book, tour guide, and grammar handbook into one. The emphasis here is on practical considerations. Important grammatical points get tied into real-world situations such as getting a haircut or buying a dress, making it easy to remember subjects as abstruse as reflexive pronoun
So, final proof: Prince Harry is a moron. No, sorry: a bigoted moron. Actually, wrong again: a racist, bigoted, moron, who isn't even a [allegation removed on lawyer's advice]. Great. Perhaps in the rarefied environs of the army, calling each other 'paki' and 'raghead' is all just wizard fun and part of the process that enables you to go around the world killing people whilst braying loudly about
Instead of getting a match opening this episode of Raw opens up with Rey Mysterio in the ring. He asks for a match with Shawn Michaels, and HBK accepts! However, JBL comes out and tells him that HBK no longer can answer for himself. Amidst Rey Mysterio talking and trying to get HBK to return back to the ring, Mike Knox came out and beats the crap out of him, proving yet again that the WWE hates Re
Culture Watch Vol. 45 Nancy Morgan RightBias.com December 15, 2008As every failed business sector in America lines up in DC with their hands out, the Federal Reserve continues to deny requests to disclose the recipients of more than $2 trillion of emergency loans from U.S. taxpayersWhat is known is that mo
ADSL - Asymmetric digital subscriber line. A technology that allows more data to be sent over existing copper telephone lines.Bandwidth - A range within a band of frequencies or wavelengths.B-ISDN - Broadband integrated services digital network. An evolving CCITT international standard for the second generation of integrated services digital networks. Broadband ISDN services will be carried on fib
On a lighter note compared to my previous post i wanted to blog about something fairly common to most of us. I suppose every city,town or village have their own “Village Idiot”, but did you ever sit back and think that they might not be the idiots you take them for.
The following video is a sketch from Monty Python. Compared to all the futuristic talk this takes us all back a few years
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Were it not for the Mighty Mighty Diesel, I might never have known that I’d received The Super Liberal’s “Idiot of the Week” Award for my post Barack Obama is BLACK!?!
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Yo! Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G,H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?
I know that most of guys out there already know about this. But I do believe that some are still clueless. Me, of course not an expert in this too. I'm just sharing some info that I know with you. I'm pretty sure that these pictures can help you a lot.
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I thought nothing could look in as bad in disrepair as Michael Jackson's face, but I was wrong: the Neverland Ranch has gone completely to seed, which parallels Michael's career. This is what happens when you let friends and relatives run your estate, and religious nutcases like the Nation of Islam run your your career.
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Kathleen Pender wrote on this topic in the San Francisco Chronicle.I have to somewhat agree if the government is helping homeowner stay in their homes is to become delinquent in our mortgage. That's easy, just stop paying. What message does this send to the pay every month 30-yr fix people?The Federal Housing Administration is offering two programs to help homeowners get more-affordable mortgages,
Speaking of self-righteous pricks, one of the few pleasures that lifts Jeffman’s otherwise dull and dreary weekdays watching a wall in case it decides to change colour, is occasionally listening to the abject nonsense that spills with seemingly carefree abandon, and no due consideration for nearby animal or plant life, from the mouth of a [...]
okay, i just heard tommy on the phone, negotiating a price, for our house, that we live in currently, that isn't for sale.he then had the audacity to say to the guy--who was calling from houston and apparently wants to buy our house--"hold on, let me ask my wife."finally, i'm being brought in the loop!"hey, shauna, what school district do we live in? what elementary school is near here?"okay, so h
This video is crazy! I love how Rick Sanchez plays this fool. Joe should just go away for his own good because the left leaning media organizations are making him look foolish and he is playing right into it. Face it Joe, John and Sarah lost the election and talk of Obama as a socialist redistributionist is over because it is not true. Just my opinion, would love to hear yours!
The apocalypse has come.This woman must really be the wicked witch of the West, the meanest woman I have seen in a long time, or just a plain old bitch.I've now seen it all.From Youtube: A suburban Detroit woman has decided to scare up the vote among neighborhood children by just offering treats to John McCain supporters.Shirley Nagel of Grosse Pointe Farms, Mich., handed out candy Friday only to
Actor Justin Long was once arrested at his California home in the middle of the night by cops who mistook him for an Asian criminal.Drew Barrymore's ex-boyfriend was only released when he convinced the officers he wasn't the man they were looking for.He reveals, "There was banging on the door at one in the morning."I woke up and opened the door and there were three police officers on my doorstep.
Let’s talk about getting out of debt from the bottom up; specifically unsecured debt (credit cards, personal loans, cash advances etc). You are in serious credit card debt like millions of Americans. What could possibly be worst? Well how about being in serious debt during tough economic times such as right now. For many Americans, credit card debt and bills keep getting larger and larger while
I must confess. I've always wanted to write a children's book. As a young child I used to write stories and even published a neighborhood newspaper with some of my friends. Writing has always been an activity I enjoyed and I recently had the opportunity to check out The Complete Idiot's Guide to Publishing Children's Books by Harold Underdown. If you have ever thought of writing and publishing
Have you noticed how the hatred of Christians has accelerated? All you have to do is turn on the television and you will see the hatred spewing forth, sometimes disguised as "comedy", but always obvious to the Christian. Had I not read the back of The Book, I would be discouraged. But let's look at some of the most egregious examples of this hatred.
Comedian and talk-show host Bill Mahe
I was at home tonight, and having the world of cable TV available to me, I grabbed my plate of General Tso's Chicken and steamed rice, and headed to my room at 7:50 to prepare to watch the game against the Red Sox and Rays.Well, when I flip the channel to TBS, they are showing an old episode of 'TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes'.I was like 'ok', where's game six?Then at 8:00, expecting to see a g
My blog is set up so that I have to approve comments. And like everyone else in the world, I HATE SPAM. So imagine how happy I was to get the following comment on my last blog post which was about copy writing from "Justin_AKL". According to Justin's profile, he's a programmer. I can tell from Justin’s comment that he is trying to get his site (or his client’s site, or the site he’s an affil
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Top Idiots Of The Week AwardsWeek of October 5 2008Right Bias.comWe have a clear winner in this week's awards. By far, the biggest idiot of the week has to be:1. Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney, who was caught on video accusing the U.S. Department of Defense of executing 5,000 prisoners Chinese-style and dumping their bodies in a Louisiana swamp. Maybe she's just off her
Vorbeam zilele trecute de seful meu… In dimineata asta o colega si-a bagat demisia pentru ca acesta a zis ca are o natie de cacat, asta dupa ce fata a fost fidela firmei mai bine de doi ani de zile.…
Check out Glenn Beck's classic paranoia as soon as the slightest hint of government regulations of the bankers is announced. Utter insanity given that it was deregulation of mortgage banking that destroyed us.
The bankers have stolen everything that is not tied down. Whole offices from Merrill, Lehman, and the whole of companies like Halliburton literally ran to Dubai and Europe 3 months ago
Former Denver Bronco running back seems to have found a new job, trafficking cocaine. Not just the small stuff but he pushes multikilogram’s. Henry’s new job on the streets isn’t quite as high paying as his former jobs, but will still bring him in some dough.
Travis Henry won’t be wearing #20 anymore, but he’ll always [...]
Each year, thousands of knuckleheads are involved in auto accidents!
The cause: blabbing on their cell-phone, forgetting to use turn signals, or a total disregard for anything they were supposed to learn while taking their driver’s exam. The effect: You, paying for their mistakes. Would you know what to do in the aftermath of a collision? [...]
We all know David Blaine for being a good magician, as he is well known for walking around and going into a crowd and showing them what he can do. I have to say I have always thought of him as a strange person, but one who can stun a crowd with the tricks that [...]
I recall that Warren Buffett had a very famous quote “Invest in a business that any idiot can run, because one of these days, an idiot is going to run it”. Of course, the quote is not in exact words, but the meaning is there. Honestly, I have always admired Warren Buffett for his insights, [...]
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One day in 2002, I was wandering around River’s End Bookstore with some cash burning a hole in my pocket. I also had the nifty frequent buyer discount receipt in my wallet. Up until that day, I’d been a bit of a snobby book buyer. I always B-lined for the Literature section. I’d buy [...]
Ed Hochuli, you blew the game (no pun intended).
Ed Hochuli, one of the premier officials in the NFL changed the outcome of division rivals San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos. Jay Cutler rolled out from the 1 yard line, cocked back to throw, and lossed the ball… The whistle blew, and the arm came forward. [...]
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Just walked in the office fuming. I had to run an errand here in Santa Monica. On my way back I stopped at the light right next to a couple years old silver Volkswagen Jetta 1.8T. The light goes green I start moving and I see the guy right on my tail about an inch [...]
Do we really need to see Fox's Geraldo Rivera and CNN's Rick Sanchez standing in the middle of a hurricane? Do we really need to see dozens of newscasting fools across the television dial bracing themselves against gale force winds? Are they simply 'too stupid to get out of the rain'? Do they not understand the danger of standing in the middle of a hurricane? Do we really need to see one of them k
Found on this blog, but is being circulated on many idiot liberal blogs
Folks……………… ah hell never mind, this stupid shit is just out of control.
This week’s National Enquirer absolutely glories in the trailer trashiness of their newest heroine and her family. I have a good friend in, of all places, Wasilla, so none of this [...]
Ross Garnaut is a highly educated fool. PM Rudd asked him to come up with a cunning plan to justify a massive step backwards in nearly every Australians standard of living, of course Ross and Kevin will not be personally effected, but to them that’s irrelevant. It’s telling you what to do that counts. From [...]
I've been watching Season 1 of Mad Men and have to admit, it's hard not to see it as a moving style guide. Other sites have offered detailed shopping lists to achieve the look, but unless you have ...
Well, this video was posted on Yahoo's Big League Stew, and a reader forwarded this to me.This brain surgeon and pompous jackass disrespects our the city, park, and tradition.Here's what he writes in his Youtube description of the video: "My friends and I took the trip down I95 to Baltimore to see the Yankees play the Orioles at Camden Yards. At the game on Sunday afternoon 8/24 (an 8-7 Yanks win)
Despite Rahul Bose’ lackluster career graph, there is something about him that clicks with the common man. His straightforwardness is oft mixed-up with arrogance. Nevertheless, he hasn’t changed one bit, not for his audience, not for the critics. He has his idea and sticks to them. Take for instance, his decision to not take up any more comedies. Assuming that the dud of a Maan Gaye Mu
Pop quiz! Guess why I didn't write that I was a "Fucking Idiot" in the title? Because I often talk to myself out loud while I write things down, and I can't use that kind of profanity around my 5 year old. Who is here. Home with me. On what I thought was his first day of kindergarten but turned out to only be a short orientation this morning.Which I discovered after the bus never showed up to
Some people seem to think that the world revolves around them and that no one else could possibly be as important as they are. How else do you explain the actions of this jackass who refused to return two library books despite the numerous efforts of her local library to get them back? Did it never cross this woman's little mind that others might want to read those books she stole from the
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Once upon a time there was a village named Egoville hidden away in the mountains. Now, this village, like most villages, had their own idiot. His name was Hugh Millety.
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Could visitors to New York in 10 years’ time walk over the Brooklyn Bridge beneath gently whirring turbines, and gaze up at the Empire State Building topped by a giant windmill?
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This week’s Bleeping Idiot of the week is Spain. A bunch of douche bags. Spain’s olympic basketball team had a picture taken with everyone with slanty eye’s, a racial shot at China. This photo was used in promotion in Spain in Marca, a popular sports daily. This picture was not taken in hate or any [...]
When you're on TV arguing that John McCain cheating on his wife is more "understandable" or "forgivable" because John McCain is a war hero...you are a certified idiot.In Hannity's case, he had already been certified. But like all "professionals" you have to be "re-certified" every now and then to retain your status.Congratulations Sean. Here is your certificate, hang this on your wall next to yo
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Have I not learned anything the last 7 months. I am a complete idiot, loser, moron, and whatever other adjective you can insert. Yesterday my husband and I went gambling. Spent $1300. $310 that I had in my wallet that was supposed to go to the credit card. $300 withdrawn from the checking account. $724 withdrawn from the credit card ($680 + $44 in fees the charge you for not knowing your PIN). I h
STEVE SMITH…congratulations.
Panthers stud Wide Receiver Steve Smith is now officially suspended for the first two games of the 2008-09 season for his involvement in an altercation that took place during training camp practice yesterday between Smith and corner back Ken Lucas. The fight took place during one of the rest periods of the practice, at [...]
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If you think George Bush is a moron and our Prime Minister is a flip-flop, listen to this man who would likely be the next President of the United States.
So, don't take it too hard on Badawi, he is smarter than Bust and McCain put together.
Come on people of America, be smart, vote for Obama.
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There was a time when you knew where you stood with the common or garden village idiot. He (for they were invariably always male) would sit on his wall at the edge of the village watching the world go by in blissful ignorance, only stopping every once in a while to fall off.
But nowadays, it [...]
Recently my wife recieved a well intentioned email from a friend who forwarded a message because she was genuinely concerned. Here’s the message:
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Subject: Virus notification
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I should really read more. I got this list off Cheap Thrills, who got it off KaB, who got it off someone from the interwebs. It’s a stupid list. Where’s the Qur’an, Things Fall Apart, (takes a trip to her bookcase) The God of Small Things, an amazing dictionary and He’s Just not that [...]
