Pure young cherry Padma’s a dutiful little househelp, and has never failed to wow her married employer. But when the wife goes out on a business trip, he ends up wanting to find out how much this smooth-skinned teen is willing to give to her master - hopefully even all of her bootylicious, fuckable bod!
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By now, just about everyone is familiar with the USB Humping Dog—it is a legend in the world of useless novelty gadgets. However, these USB bunnies are poised to take the concept to the next level. Your computer will never be so satisfied. Additional image after the break.Description:* Mac and PC compatible* Includes: 1 GB USB flash memory drive* Approximately 1.5"w, 2"h* Plastic, electronics* T
As we all know, bunnies multiply at a very fast rate, and frankly speaking I’m not sure whether it’s because they’re overly passionate or just programmed by nature. But anyway, here are some bunny flash drives that really shouldn’t be performing the love thang to the USB slot.
These USB bunnies apart from looking [...]
Today begins a new Wednesday feature here at Playgroups are no place for children! There are so many things I come across on the Internet that I MUST share with you, so I decided to start “Hump Day! This is me humping your Internet leg!” Tasteful, no?
Yeah, so this isn’t an original idea. Blah, blah, [...]
As you might have heard, in the Vanity Fair article The Comeback Id, journalist Todd Purdum insinuates that former President Bill Clinton had an affair with actress Gina Gershon. As it turns out, Gina Gershon didn't appreciate that. In an email to gossip columinst, Liz Smith, Gershon called Purdum a "sleazy liar." She says: This makes me sick; this irresponsible journalism! Now it is everywhere, a
In compliance with local law, the Australian version of Grand Theft Auto IV doesn't show player outercourse, though the lewd act remains implied with "car rocking" visuals and potty mouth dialog. A "working woman" from GTA IV According to GameSpot, "in Australian versions of GTA IV, Niko can indeed pick up prostitutes, but once he takes said sex worker to a secluded area, the game camera shifts to a tight shot of the rear of the vehicle the pair are in and cannot be moved."Prostitution upgrades resulting in superior player health have also been removed from the Australian version.The U.S. and international versions of GTA IV take the implied sexual act a step further, however, by showing fully clothed dry humping (also called frottage) scenes that simulate the motions of intercourse. Ther
I take it by now you have seen the TV ad for the item pictured above. It is Hallmarks newest action packed ornament. My daughter told me to watch the ad carefully and tell her what I thought of it. At the very end you see the dog on the sled moving in a very common movement known to owners of male dogs - the dog is humping!!! I just about died when I saw it. If this item does not become the
The Japanese are electronic gurus, famed perverts eccentrics, and if you believe what is said on the Border Collie chat groups, they are also very irresponsible when it comes to pet care, breeding, and dog sports.It seems they have found a way to combine those, erm, talents... into a single product that will surely be making its way into japanophile/techie/dog people's stockings this Christmas.Remember to have your USB Ramdrives spayed and neutered.
Dog Gang Bang! Yeah, you heard me right. But actually it is a tiny little plastic doggie attached to a USB device. Shove it into the USB port of your laptop and it goes humping at your laptop non stop. It goes humping mad, so to speak. This "horny" doggie comes in various colors and breeds.So, next time if you are suffering from writer's block and unable to crank out a decent post, thrust one of these "indecent" dog into your USB port. Self amuse yourself for a while. Hopefully its concupiscent antic will stimulate your imagination and get your creative juice flowing non stop.....Now, let's watch four "randy" dogs engaging in a wild gang bang at the mini 4-port USB hub.Technorati Tags: humping dog, usb port, gang bang, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan,
Rumored sex addict Lindsay Lohan goes for some pumpkin therapy humping during an outing from rehab in Orem, Utah on Tuesday.
Well, I guess there’s no harm in pumpkin humping…
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Lindsay Lohan, Pumpkin Humping
One of my co-workers sent this to me last week and I thought that, since everyone writing personal finance blogs has written a wedding post, I would join the party. I have no knowledge of the author or the accuracy of this story (nor have I attempted to verify), but it is pretty funny, so [...]
The Humping Dog USB key is a memory stick shaped like a wee doggy that mounts your laptop, humps your latop as soon as it’s plugged in.Plug this USB drive in and let the computer humping beginMore related:Orange Mini Wind-Powered Phone ChargerGeekPark Web CamHard Drive Desk ClockWebble - Foot RestDisney iRiver MplayerFujitsu Fab PC LaptopMagnetic Rubik's Dice CubeLv Zhongfang Matchbox Concept Cellphone12 Unique Aurora Colour Changing Alarm ClockUSB Mini FridgeA Poison-free, Healthier eCigaretteThree-in-one Breakfast MakerTop Ten Gadget Must Have 2007Instant Laser Coffee
R&B “artist” Akon doesn’t seem to have learned from his past on-stage debacle. The Poughkeepsie Journal reports that he had one of his security guards hunt down a boy in the audience who supposedly threw something at the performer. Brought onto the stage at a Fishkill concert, the boy was plopped down in front of [...]
Akon in response to the media firestorm over his onstage simulated sex romp with a 15-year-old during a concert in Trinidad a few weeks ago his simulated sex act has cost a 1 million endorsement deal from verizon for Gwen Stefani & his joint tour:
"First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th.
It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.
Again, I apologize to those concerned and to all my fans and I pledge to all that we will strive to make sure this type of incident does not happen again."
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Having declared the Kropserkel horse head cushion 'Cool Toy of The Month' for April, the English Courtesan must admit that it does in fact have a rival. Her only excuse is that this one combines two of her very favourite things…USB toys and sex... How could the English Courtesan possibly resist such a charming toy as…wait for it…it’s another good one…it’s the USB humping dog?When was the last time you thanked your laptop for all its hard work? Hmmm, yes, I suspected as much, you filthy ingrates, so now it’s time for penance a la English Courtesan. Oh yes, after all its hard work on your deadlines, it’s time to give back a little lurve to your laptop via the USB drive and a humping hound!The USB humping dog does exactly what it says on its cheesy packaging. It plugs into your USB drive and away it humps! Does it flash its eyes? Nope. Does it sing ‘you ain’t nothin’ but a hound dawg’? Nope. In this age of gadgetry this USB toy is peculiarly and rather delightful
If you are looking for a good laugh, Hector the humping robot is just the ticket. Also have a look at the humping dog mod, it only operates when data is being transfered to the USB drive.
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I just wanted to remind you all (not you Grandma) about my First ever contest,
It’s the hottest craze on the net, my Grandma and webjourneyman has joined already! Win a Free humping dog by doing nothing besides posting a small review for my blog.
You don’t even have to be nice (don’t be too evil)! Just post a review about my site
And make sure you link to it twice, one time using the following “Ask a Question” that links to my main site, and one to “Free USB Humping dog” that will lead to the rules and the original post page. If you find it too complicated here’s an example:
It seems that as time goes on people are getting more and more desperate for attention,
take this guy as an example, this weirdo runs a “Ask a Question” website, from the several articles I’ve found in his blog it seems that not only he has no life on the real world, but his virtual world is no better. He’s giving away Free USB Humping dog thingies, is that crazy or
Yes, yes.. You’re reading it right.
I have received as a donation 3 of these crazy USB dogs.
Now don’t take me wrong, I love those crazy gadgets but I already own 5 Real Life dogs, 7 cats and a duck (don’t ask!). This makes it more than enough for me as it is.
Therefore, I would like to open my First EVER contest.
the rules themselves are pretty simple, write a review for my site, it can be positive or negative
like to my site twice, one into this page using “Free USB humping dogs” and one time to my main website using “Ask a question”, then just post a comment on this post so I’ll know where you’ve posted the article.
If you find it hard to understand me (due to cellular phone radiation or bad grammar)
take a look at the following example:
It seems that as time goes on people are getting more and more desperate for attention,
take this guy as an example, this weirdo runs an “Ask a Question” website, from the several articles I’ve found in his blog it seems t
