Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U ju
Seven Phases of LIFE :
Studies
Games
Entertainment
Love
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life ends when Love starts..
So beaware of LOVE in your LIFE
Every Morning You Are The 1st Thing That Come To My Mind,
I Wish I Would Start My Day With You In My Bed.
I Love Your Feel To My Lips,
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You Just Make My Day.
I LOVE YOU NESCAFE!!!
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is the Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman that can't even afford a washing machine is probably too poor to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to t
Fire, or bile, Humour is hot, fluid, light, sharp, soft, clear, subtle, oily and malodorous. Fire, or heat, is a by-product of the destruction of food in a healthy person. Thus, Fire humour is in charge of all catabolic physical and chemical activities. When functioning properly, Fire Humour maintains proper digestion, bodily warmth, visual acuity, hunger, thirst, skin luster, intelligence, determ
Generally, when a particular Humour is deficient it will appear as an excess of another. In the case of deficient Air it will probably appear as excess Water. For this we would use more foods and medicines that are bitter, spicy, drying and light in nature and less sleep (which is pro-Water). Excess Air will generally exhibit a more wiry, emaciated appearance and hyper nervous sensitivity with agg
Air Humour resides in the colon, ears, bones and nervous system. It is in charge of the movement of feces, heart, food, urine and childbirth. It maintains the process of inhalation and exhalation as well as sensual acuity. Its characteristic is dry and cold, season is autumn, time of day is afternoon and early morning, color is blue, flavors in foods and medicines are bitter, (which is cooling and
These jokes are hilarious!! [I stole these from a few F0rmosan blogs.] Have a lovely weekend, wherever you are!上輩子殺錯人我是個國中的國文老師生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文字醜就算了還會自己學倉頡創字創字就算了還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子每次都改到哭笑不得:１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
Palin with Humour
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After the great comic book sell-out of McCain and Obama, I suppose it's to be expected that the great Palin should fall foul to that particular brand of humour.
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The strength of a pitbull
I think Sarah is probably good material for comedians too. Anyone who display strong...
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Q: With the current market turmoil, what’s the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one
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Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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I went to the ATM this morning and it said “insufficient funds”. I’m wondering is [...]
“Offrez-vous le luxe d’un organe en plus”, tel est le slogan de la clinique Scheelboute, du nom d’un chirurgien flamand qui propose de vous greffer, au choix, un bras, un oeil, une jambe ou une oreille en plus. Le site propose également des témoignages vidéos, des exemples, des packages promotionnels et de prendre rendez-vous, mais [...]
My 5-year-old has discovered jokes. And as you would expect from one so young they are SO not funny. I mean, I can laugh at most things. I love a good laugh. I love a good joke. But when he...
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One of the things I was hoping for when I started with the archery was that it’d be a sport that herself indoors might try as well - I’ve been involved in target shooting so long that there’s a barrier to getting involved there, though she tried once, (I think the best adjective here might [...]
Cash Withdrawal from ATMHow a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM.1. Park the car2. Go to ATM Machine3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out6. Take ATM Card out7. Drive away*********How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM1. Park the car2. Check makeup3. Turn off engine4. Check makeup5. Go to ATM6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse7. Insert card8. Hit Cancel9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on
Stavo cercando un articolo da affiancare alla pagina dell’handbook di FreeBSD riguardante la configurazione di IPFW. Non ho trovato nulla di lontanamente paragonabile, ma questa pagina merita una menzione per il suo punto n° 4:
4. Create & install a warning banner. Use vi to replace your /etc/motd file with the following text (or some [...]
OK, whilst Northern Ireland tends to have it’s own brand of humour, we have been able to come up with some good examples from our friends at Youtube.
1. Ali-G in Northern Ireland
The US-readers might know this guy as ‘Borat’, as they are actually one and the same guy (Sacha Baron Cohen).
2. Northern Ireland Bank Robbery
Some [...]
by Lisa Mac Question:"What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?" Answer:"Cancer." Offensive? distasteful? Or funny? If you like this joke then you are one of a growing number of people to appreciate 'anti-humour', a new genre of humour gaining cult status in both the UK and US. Purposely countering comedy tradition, many say it is overtaking observational humour to become the
Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff line: "
Though Microsoft’s new Operating System Windows Vista is gaining a lot of popularity these days but this fact can not be neglected that it has been a subject of big criticism at the time of its release.Windows Vista : The Humor Unleashed
The following is simply a Just for Laughs article that is intended to bring about a giggle. Enjoy!
Tired of being a successful investor? By following these rules, you can return to your humble roots and make your less wealthy friends tolerate your company again:
1. Believe in the “Experts”
Why should you do your own stock [...]
Prophet Muhammad (sas) said: "Even a smile is charity."
Since Islam is defined as way of life the scope of Islam and life should be fully convergent. As Islam is based on human nature, it also fully...
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A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
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Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
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Innovation and truth in physiology: (and a humorous, great tip for fat loss, straight out of the 1930's)Since it's a Friday afternoon, and few people are focused on anything serious, I thought I'd do something of a humorous post today, linked to what people have been writing in recently about "fact vs fiction" when it comes to human physiology (which is our staple diet, after all).We have a big w
Funny Elephant
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by: Lisa MacQuestion:"What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?"Answer:"Cancer."Offensive? distasteful? Or funny? If you like this joke then you are one of a growing number of people to appreciate 'anti-humour', a new genre of humour gaining cult status in both the UK and US. Purposely countering comedy tradition, many say it is overtaking observational humour to become the n
Advertising is one of the best ways of capturing people's attention and making them aware of the merits of your product or service. Advertisements can be downright dumb or sometimes so good that we...
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Nicole Scherzinger thinks a man with a sense of humour is "the hottest thing".
The Pussycat Dolls singer revealed guys are often too intimidated to approach her because she is famous, but all she really wants is someone to make her giggle.She said: "I like to laugh and I like people who make me laugh. A sense of humour is the hottest thing. Men always imagine I’m going to be highb
Crazy Japanese Animals! Humour: Animaux Japonais Video sent by aniboom These are professional animations! Don't try this at home!
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Il s'agira de retrouver le nom de famille de ces comiques grâce à diffèrentes définitions, qui au final vous feront trouver un mot, qui [...] Faites l'humour, pas la guerre sur www.Prise2Tete.frPrise2Tete c'est une énigme par jour, tous les jours ! Exemples : doigter combien soluce grown parfois fort o
I know you still cant get over the fuel price trauma, try to smile a lil bit with this comics. cheers!!!Meanwhile, I've got a spreadsheet to count your new petrol price Rebate-LPPL systemGet it here
Russia's industrial oligarchs are the new force in the multibillion-pound global art market. Earlier this month, Roman Abramovich, owner of Chelsea Football Club, was behind the world-record amounts paid for Francis Bacon's Triptych, 1976, which he bought for £43m, the highest price ever paid for a work of art at auction, and Lucian Freud's Benefits Supervisor Sleeping, which cost him £17m, maki
Wankum is a town in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany.
The town’s location, near the A40 autobahn close to the border with The Netherlands, is infamous with British motorists who pass the sign to the Wankum exit shortly after entering Germany.
Speaking at Herefordshire Federation of Women's Institutes Annual Council MeetingI was greeted at the Courtyard, Herefordshire's Centre for the Arts, by Maggie Pridgeon who was my Speaker Hostess for the day. I have mentioned before that at some engagements, the person assigned to look after the speaker sometimes acts more like a guard (usually the males, I have to say!) but Maggie was excellent,
How about starting the new week with a laugh? I got a funny scrap in my Orkut scrapbook today. Thought I would share it with you all.
Starring: Father, son, President of World Bank and Bill Gates
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the [...]
The European commission is offering funding for various kinds of research, and wants students to know about it. The best way to reach the potential researchers? Geeky humour of course!
Because I’m not writing this fine morning, due to a sleepless night spent “being brave” as I struggled with a neuroma in my right foot, I went on a search for more writing advice — from the horses’ mouths, so speak — and found this.
Nothing all that earth-shattering, but Garrison managed to make an ibuprofen-doped [...]
Most Londoners or visitors to the capitol have surely seen the Blue Plaques that comemorate figures of partcular historical importance and the buildings that they inhabited. According to English Heritage:
They open a window into another time by showing us where the great and the good have penned their masterpieces, developed new technologies, lived or died. [...]
I've been accused of being sexist in recent months, so here is a little redress for the fairer sex...
A couple are lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped [...]
Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A. By death.
Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
Q. What is your name?
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Preparing to speak at Herefordshire Federation of Women's Institutes Annual Council MeetingMuch of the week following the New Milton talk was spent in preparation for my next engagement: speaking at the HFWI Annual Council Meeting on 15 April (all of which had to be fitted around my daily scriptwriting for radio presenters, some speechwriting commissions, and dealing with the usual emails, phone c
Humour doesn’t come cheap these days, that’s why our dedicated team of bloggers have been searching the ’social net’ sites all week to bring you the latest stories and videos that are creating a storm. Whether your wanting a giggle on your own or fancy sharing it with your friends, we’ve picked out the [...]
A few Russian anecdotes........................A Russian and an American die and they both go to hell. Satan asks them, "Which hell do you prefer, the Russian or American?" "What’s the difference?" the Russian asks. "In the American hell, you will be forced to eat one bucket of waste every day; in the Russian, two," Satan explains. The American decides to go to the American hell. The Russian, being a patriot, chooses the Russian hell. One year later the two men run into one another. "How’s life?" the Russian asks. "Can’t complain," the American answers. "I eat one bucket of waste every morning, and then I
When we laugh our bodies release a cocktail of hormones & chemicals that have astonishing positive effects on the systems running our bodies. Stress is reduced, blood pressure drops, depression is lifted, your immune system is boosted & more. Western science is just starting to discover the great effects of laughter. It is currently being used in some progressive cancer treatment centers but clearly not enough in everyday America. Laughter is the best pill on the planet! Mixing laughter with living is one reason the rest of the world has a much better health picture than Americans.
The laughter movement started with Dr. Madan Kataria in India in 1995 and now there are over 2000 laughter clubs all over the world. Who would have thought that happiness could bread healthfulness? This
Mumbai, April 8 (IANS) On the sets of the comedy 'Krazzy 4', the entire cast used to go into splits, thanks to funny man Suresh Menon's antics and jokes. Directed by Jaideep Sen, the film stars Arshad Warsi, Irrfan Khan and Rajpal Yadav.
On the sets of the comedy "Krazzy 4", the entire cast used to go into splits, thanks to funny man Suresh Menon's antics and jokes. Directed by Jaideep Sen, the film stars Arshad Warsi, Irrfan Khan and Rajpal Yadav.
Showing you the things to do & not to do when you’re attempting to break up with your partner.
Stars Peter Helliar, Corinne Grant & Rove McManus (narrator)
Part of the ‘Rove Live Guide to…’ series.
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Ça y est, les communistes débarquent sur la banquise de Wilkins pour établir leur stratégie! Avec pour seuls outils, des marteaux et des faucilles, les communistes ont tout de même eu raison d’une très large partie de la banquise, soit de 400 km au carré (4%), l’équivalent de l’île de Montréal. La banquise de Wilkins [...]
Swastika Humor?: Cartoonist Sam Gross has released a book titled"We Have Ways of Making You Laugh: 120 Funny Swastika Cartoons" which has illustrations that uses the Holocaust symbol. [photo link]Click here to read more of the article ("Can A Swastika Be Funny?") published at The Jewish Week.The book, a collection of cartoons that depict the Nazi symbol in innocuous or demeaning situations, will be published next month. But the juxtaposition of a swastika and humor, especially rendered by a Jewish cartoonist, has rekindled an old debate. Holocaust survivors and their children have in the past questioned the propriety of works that bring a comedic edge to the Holocaust, such as Roberto Benigni’s film “Life is Beautiful” or Mel Brooks’ Broadway play “The Producers.” Both captured
Depuis le 23 février, chaque samedi à 11h15, Sophie Dudemaine donne le ton à une nouvelle émission de cuisine: "Allo Sophie". On ne présente plus l'auteur des best sellers "les Cakes de Sophie" et "les Tartes de [...]
I think this series on YouTube is hysterically funny. And I happen to know a few people who are sick in the head like me who will appreciate it.
Yes it’s by the same guy who does the “You Suck At Photoshop Series,” which also makes me laugh.
Anyway - enjoy the first 5 episodes (I’m [...]
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Humour is one of the most-efficient types of communication used to broadcast a message. This applies to any media, blogs being no exception. It can literally turn a regular post into a heavily stumbled-upon article.
I recently published two guest posts where humour was used to discuss, one about how to [...]
by: Lionel EstridgeA good laugh will do wonders for you as smiling and laughing lowers your stress levels, wins you a friendly reputation, and helps your usually tense co-workers and bosses to relax.Humour on the job will do a lot for your career, but there are a number of things you need to know about laughter and humour in the place of work.Feeling good and having humour in our lives can do wonders for our position and productivity, which means that there is definitely a place for some humour on the job. Having a smiling face will help your co-workers and supervisors feel better being around you, and you may well end up reaping rewards by laughing more in the workplace. But you need to know how to apply humour in your work environment.Laughing has been proven to be a huge stress reliever
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A C-141 cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander...
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A C-141 cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded, "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Thule, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"~~~~~A corporal needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw a private mopping the floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"The private replied, "Sure."The corporal gave him an icy stare. He said, "That's no way to address a superior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?"The private replied, "No, SIR!"~~~~~A sergean
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?Zequinha: "HIJKLMNO ! "!!Teacher : What are you talking about?Zequinha : Yesterday you said it's H to O !*******************Teacher : Zequinha, go to the map and find North America.Zequinha: Here it is!Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?Zequinha : Zequinha!*******************Teacher : Zequinha, how do you spell "crocodile"?Zequinha: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"Teacher : No, that's wrongZequinha : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!*******************Teacher : Zequinha, give me a sentence starting with "I".Zequinha : I is...Teacher : No, Zequinha. Always say, "I am."Zequinha: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."*******************Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"Zequinha: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."*******************Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !Zequinha: Yes i
I'd like to invite you to visit the Babe's Mall again as there were new releases: Humour shirts...Click below to visit the official Babes and Sports merchandising store:Babes and Sports - Hot girls doing sports
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Today the human being - the most attractive creation of the GOD - is running short of time. For its own, for its family, for fun, for its own hobbies,etc,etc.read more
Q: What did the lonely banana say to the other?A: I'm a"kela".Q: What did the green peas say?A: Nothing...They just "mutter"ed.Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?A: "Aaloo?"Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?A: In the "Gobi" desert.Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?A: Why do "phools" fall in love?Q: What did the fat car say?A: I`m a "mota"car.Q: What did the confused egg say?A: I don't "unda"-stand.Q: What did the half eaten naan say?A: I wish I was "puri"Q: What did the lonely potato sing?A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"Q: What language do carrots speak?A: Gajar-atiQ: What do you call an almost bald poet?A: Ik-bal.Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?A: Pizza - "HUT"
Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.~~~~~Question: Why is divorce so expensive?Answer: Because it's worth it.~~~~~Marriage is a three-ring circus:Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.~~~~~There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:Before marriage and after marriage.~~~~~Why were hurricanes usually named after women?Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.~~~~~90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.~~~~~First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."~~~~~Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."~~~~~The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).~~~~~
«"Oggi pomeriggio ho quasi inciampato in un serpente" mi ha detto Miss Shepherd. "Veniva su per la Parkway. Era lungo così e grigio; un boa constrictor, casomai. Aveva l'aria velenosa. Strisciava contro il muro e sembrava sapesse dove andava: secondo me puntava dritto verso il furgone". Per fortuna Miss Shepherd non ha preteso che chiamassi la polizia, come fa ogni volta che succede qualcosa di insolito. Forse questa del serpente era troppo insolita (anche se poi si è scoperto che avevano scassinato il negozio di animali della Parkway; magari il serpente lo aveva visto davvero). È entrata in casa con la tazza e gliel'ho riempita; poi se l'è portata nel furgone. "Guardi, per sicurezza glielo dico subito, io coi serpenti me la sono vista brutta".»
Miss Shepherd ha vissuto per diciotto anni in un furgone piazzato nel giardino di Alan Bennett, uno dei più grandi scrittori e autori teatrali britannici del Novecento. La signora nel furgone (The Lady in the Van) racconta ques
Two stock brokers, Jon and James, head out for their usual 18 holes of golf. Jon offers James a $50 bet. James agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, James is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. “Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, James secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces. “After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together,” Jon says, “you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?” “What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!” “And you’re a liar, too!” Jon says. “I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The o
I have always treated “Humour” and “Fun” as the biggest tools of attracting audience to my blog. Though I blog about Technology related stuff but the sweet of Humour overpowers the spice of Technology when it comes to seducing new readers to my blog and keeping in mind this dominating behavior of humour I have mixed a bit of humour with some Technology Spice on my Blog.
The Perfect Blend of Humour and Technology
bLaugh is a very unique site that I recently discovered. You can call it as the Unofficial Comic of the Blogosphere. The site covers a great variety of topics which make the hot buzz in the Blogosphere and makes humorous comics out of them. How great would it be if you could cater your blog audience with some bits of blog comics too? bLaugh Syndicate does this job for you.
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:: HAR GUD HUMOR? frågar Mackan Anderson, författare till boken Jakten på det försvunna skrattet. Mackan Anderson är stand-up sedan 2000 med Comedy Zone som en av sina plattformar, och som för några dar sen gästades av Jason Clark i seminarier om typ/vår teologi och Guds humor. Ricky Gervais om Bibelns skapelseberättelse var en av video-(09:57)-illustrationerna:REFLEKTION - Jason Clarks [seminarier] handlade om relationen mellan Humor och Tro och det jag bär med mig därifrån är egentligen tanken om humorn som en säkerhetsventil mot fanatism och fundamentalism, både religiös och ateistisk, skriver Mackan Anderson på Tro & Tänk. M.a.o. vi behöver mera humor än nånsin! eller hur? Technorati tags: Ricky GervaisJason ClarkComedy ZoneAndra bloggar om: Comedy Zone, Mackan Anderson
Ouvrez le site de Google Maps (http://maps.google.fr/)Demandez l'itinéraire suivant : - Départ = Paris - Arrivée = New YorkRegardez l'étape n°20 du trajet...Merci à la meilleure amie de Petite A....
I have this rummy feeling in my tummy that seems to be tickled by a feather pinched out of a humming bird by a blighter who cannot see the difference between a humming bird and a bee. I begin to feel like giggling, but the smile would not lodge itself on my cheeks for the journey from the tummy to the cheek seemed too long. Maybe the feather of an eagle might do it, what? or rather a vulture, eh?
Pregnancy Questions & Answers:Q: Should I have a baby after 35?A: No, 35 children is enough.Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?A: Childbirth.Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?A: Yes, pregnancy.Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?A: When the kids are in college.humourpregnancywoman
