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Cara, pra quem curte Mortal Kombat, esse vídeo ficou show. Sub-Zero lutando contra Liu Kang, Sub-Zero vence, porém, Shao Kahn não quer que ele acabe de uma vez com Liu Kang e pede para ele fazer algumas coisinhas antes. Veja:Shao Kahn diz:"Subzinho! Quer saber? O Scorpion é mais quente que você de qualquer jeito!"

Encontré esto mientras pasaba por Dailymotion.com y francamente el vídeo es muy entretenido; solo un problema... tienes que entender el idioma ingles. The Dark Knight Movie Review from Spill.comby SpillCrew

I’ve always believed we could find humor in just about anything. Now, having said that, let me share a humorous experience as a result of someone being hard of hearing. Six of us – The Dawg, Chuck and Pat, my mom and my ex-sister-in-law Becky – spent a weekend in the mountains. No TV, no computers (unless we left the mountain home and went into town); we didn’t turn on a radio an

Seorang pendeta duduk di sebelah seorang pengacara dalam penerbangan dari LA ke New-York. Pengacara bertanya apakah si pendeta suka bermain game yang menyenangkan. Pendeta yang merasa lelah dan ingin istirahat sejenak dengan halus menolak dan mulai berusaha untuk tidur. Pengacara itu bersikeras bahwa gamenya itu mudah sekali namun sungguh menyenangkan. Ia menjelaskan lebih lanjut, “Aku menan

Este são links dos melhores posts na última semana, dos meus parceiros de Humor e Música [avaliação própria].Humor/Entretenimento- O profeta do Orkut [O cara que adivinhou o dia da morte de Dercy Gonçalves]- Aqui o sistema é bruto e pode piorar- Gatas do Orkut- Várias pessoas levando susto [Vídeo]- Caiu na net vídeo de orgia entre jovens[+] Música- [DVD] Guilherme e Santiago - Para sem

Dá-lhe, Veja se a sua celebridade favorita (estrangeira) se parece com algum Muppet em: Celebrity Muppet Look-a-Likes (Muppets and celebs that look similar) via: eBaum's World [...Esse é apenas um resumo. Para ler a matéria completa, clique no título da mensagem...]

Taken from a forum which I frequent visit and would like to share it here.Wife: 'What are you doing?'Husband : Nothing.Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'=====Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'Wife : 'Yes or no.'=====Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'Hubby: '

It’s weekend man! Come on - Today, I’ve decided not to post any SEO articles or any other blog but going to post some very kids’ videos from Youtube. According to Wikipedia, ten hours of video are uploaded every minute and the amount of bandwidth consumed by YouTube as much bandwidth as the entire Internet [...]

One of our favorite conservatives from the evil left wing chat rooms put this up today. 'Stockticker' said it would be perfectly alright for me to post it here. Dig it!An archaeological team, digging in Washington, DC,has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossilremains of what is believed to be the first Democrat.Also, these insane posts are perfectly suited for Dr. Rossiter on Monday's American

Since this is post #100!!!!! thought I'd insert a little humor into your day. HOW QUICKLY THE YEARS PASS! TIPS FOR THE LADIES 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called Yam.Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with

What was raised...My irritation? My voice? My blood pressure? My hackles? The caliber of pending punitive consequences for a room left in a state such as this? In case you missed the unintentional irony left by my devastation-in-their-wake-duo... Who knew God's merciful "mysterious ways" extended so far as the strategically strewn Berenstain Bears book?[*No, I don't view God as a puppeteer, more

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave."S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?""Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"

"What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambition?""To get back to the front lines, Sir!""Good man!" says the Major.He goes to the next bed."What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic piles, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambi

¿Alguna vez han oído decir que cuando estas a punto de morir te pasa toda tu vida por delante?. Pues no es el único momento. El otro día mi novia me dijo: -Mi amor, no me viene... Ustedes se podrán imaginar, ¡¡¡el mundo se detuvo!!!. Ya sé que estas cosas pasan, ¿pero que me pasen a mí?, ¡¡¡a mí!!!, que cuando me decían que Juan se casó con la novia porque quedo embarazada yo d

SIP - Suicide by Investing PatientlyFund Manager - Last year's ace stock picker now locked up in an asylumInvestor - Someone who is brokeBroker - Worse off than an investorCorrection - The next day after you bought sharesMomentum buying - The fine art of buying high and selling lowValue buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower

Ya he comentado unas impresiones más formales en el blog de Yahoo! Juegos (por si os la queréis mirar), pero el caso es que ayer estuve viendo en streaming en Gamespot la conferencia de Microsoft y hubo momentos en los que sentí vergüenza ajena. Alguien debió tomar nota de las críticas al tostón que fue [...]

Sum, bermaksud memutuskan hubungan dengan kekasihnya seorang bule dari Amerika bernama Robbie akan tetapi dia tak sanggup untuk bertemu muka dengan kekasihnya. Sum menulis surat dengan berbekal pengetahuan bahasa Inggris & kamus tebal. Hi Robbie, with this letter I want to give know you [hai Robbie, bersama surat ini saya ingin memberitahu kamu] I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US [SAYA INGIN

Por fin se estrenó el nuevo proyecto animado de MEGA ( el otro es ANIMONITOS, que aún está en etapa de producción ) La productora SIMU de Marco Silva, responsable de CHILIAN GEOGRAPHIC en CHILEVISION, fue la encargada de realizar esta serie que tiene el único fin de poner en ridículo al gobierno concertransaccionista. Al tratarse solamente de eso, pasemos directo a la parte técnicars. Al

When Bob came home, his wife Diane was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed."My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" Bob asked."I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious.""And?""At the end of the letter she wrote:PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to

SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A stripper who danced on the poles of Santiago subway trains to challenge the prudishness of Chilean society was arrested on Thursday during one of her lightning performances.Monserrat Morilles, 26, surprised subway riders all week stripping to skimpy underwear, but she refused tips.She said she was protesting a lack of tolerance in Chile, one of Latin America's most conservat

Facilitos estos acertijos opticos , pero es que estan sacados tal cual de sitios “serios”. En un entrevista a Cristina Aguilera en “Glamour” , sale esta foto. Bueno , en esta siguiente , no hay acertijo optico ni nada , solo un poquito de verguenza para el diseñador del anuncio de bikinis… Que decir del siguiente [...]

101 American English Riddles : Understanding Language and Culture Through Humor101个美式英语字谜:透过幽默理解的语言和文化Author:Harry CollisFormat:PDF 5.3MBPublisher: McGraw-Hill Number Of Pages: 144 Publication Date: 1996-02-09 ISBN-10 / ASIN: 0844256064 ISBN-13 / EAN: 9780844256061 Humorous riddles with comic illustrations help ESL students gain new insights into Ame

Using quotes in your speaking and writing is a great way to express yourself in an interesting and clever manner, as long as it’s not overdone. Sometimes you can find a quote that says exactly what you want it to express better than you could have said it yourself. Sometimes a quote is just [...]

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid."The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administe

I’m a little disturbed today. No, I’m a lot disturbed today.I know you’re not asking why but I’m going to tell you anyway because this here is my little space on this Earth that is 100% mine.I don’t share it with Andy, the dogs, my mom, my family… well, I do share it, in that I let people in to see how my mind works but nobody else can barge in while I’m typing and announce they’re

Ten Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.6. He talk to hi

Laughing is a good thing. We laugh a lot at the offices of Learning By Grace, Inc. Laughing is medicinal. Laughing gives you less wrinkles. Laughing reduces cortisol, the number one biochemical in our bodies responsible for stress. Here are videos Mimi Rothschild has selected for your laughing therapy program. Tim Hawkins - A Homeschool Family Tim [...]

Dá-lhe, Imagine-se na seguinte situação: 1. Você é proprietário de um iPhone (First Generation); 2. Vai comprar o iPhone 3G; 3. Quer se desfazer do iPhone (First Generation), mas sem vender pois você é rico e não precisa do dinheiro; O que você faria?? Provavelmente nada parecido com o que o "xarope" do vídeo abaixo resolveu fazer: ...ele ainda conseguiu atravessar uma bala no bo

Dá-lhe, Segue abaixo uma paródia em vídeo feito por um designer chamado David Ngo, onde para criticar o iPhone ele criou o: iHammer ..rs [...Esse é apenas um resumo. Para ler a matéria completa, clique no título da mensagem...]

Dá-lhe, Para rir um pouco, segue o vídeo de: Solange, a gaga de Ilhéus (versão ilustrada) ...rss [...Esse é apenas um resumo. Para ler a matéria completa, clique no título da mensagem...]

This does a pretty good job explaining the tax code.Bar Stool Economics Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer andthe bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way wepay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (thepoorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1.The sixth would pay $3.The seventh would pay $7.The eighth would pay $12.The ninth w

While I was home this weekend, a few weird/funny things happened so I thought for today's random post, I would bullet them out and share a few photos. Gotta love a weekend at home :)Good adviceI laughed when I saw this note on my parent's oven Sunday night....Why did I laugh? First off, it's kind of funny, but the reason the note is there in the first place is because we store our birthday cakes i

Words don't really do justice in attempting to describe the wondrous array of misfits and monsters Guillermo del Toro has concocted in "Hellboy II: The Golden Army." Truly, his is a world you have to experience for yourself to appreciate it fully — if you dare, that is. In following up the original "Hellboy" from 2004 and his Academy Award-winning 2006 masterpiece, "Pan's Labyrinth," the

We received this in our email box yesterday.....I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free'. 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my two free sandwiches, and I walked out the door.===================One day

Seorang bocah pulang ke rumah sambil makan sebatang coklat. Ibunya ingat bahwa anaknya telah menghabiskan seluruh uang sakunya. Oleh karena itu ia bertanya, ”Dari mana kamu mendapat uang untuk membeli coklat itu?” “Aku membelinya dengan uang yang ibu berikan kepadaku pagi ini.” “Namun itu kan uang untuk kolektemu di sekolah Minggu?” jawab ibunya. “Aku t

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

I'm preempting the Thursday Shout-Out this week for a special announcement: Humor-Blogs.com 3.0 will be launched this Sunday, July 6.The main change is going to be the way that blogs are ranked. We stopped doing blog reviews several months ago, and I've been trying to come up with a way to fairly rank blogs without so much manual effort. I've settled on a sort of thumbs-up/thumbs-down rating syste

See MacBook Air Ad - Parody and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die A little late to the party, I know, but this is the best of all of the MacBook Air parody clips out there. And it’s one enormous envelope. Thank you, Dell.

Ricky, Jimmy, and Stewart were out riding their bikes one afternoon when a fire engine zoomed past with blaring sirens.The three kids noticed a Dalmatian on the front seat of the fire engine.Ricky commented, "They use that dog to keep the crowds back.""No," said Jimmy, "he's just for good luck."But Stewart knew better, "No, that's not it," he said. "The dog is there to give them directions to the

A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same.Week 1Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.Week 3Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day.Week 6Memo 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not

If one doesn’t take into consideration that I’m female and thereby batshit crazy one week out of every month, I am a relatively stable and normal person. Heh. I don’t care what the shrink says. I’m well-adjusted. My husband likes to point out to me (usually when he’s been drinking and feeling particularly brave) that if I [...]

The worst airline disaster in Poland's history occurred today when a two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon. Rescue workers have so far uncovered 826 bodies and expect to find more as the digging continues.

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

Fazia uma noite baixa, nas terras do Sem Fim.Sentado de pé, numa pedra de pau, um mudo falava consigomesmo aos seus amigos dizendo: "Prefiro mil vezes perder a vida do que morrer"Perto dali, num bosque sem árvores maduras,os pássaros pastavam, as vacas pulavam de galho em galho,procurando seus ninhos e os elefantes,coitadinhos escondiam-se na sombra de um pé-de-alface.Sai montado em minhas cos

Post escrito por: Mundos Wow Druida en forma de gato (Humor) Parece que la cosa anda algo calmada desde la WWI, podemos descansar un poquito con algo de humor sobre el wow, que siempre viene bien una sonrisa. Yo quiero una pet así! se ponen en Pvp contra las monturas voladoras a la mínima!

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around."A priest! Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps.A policeman checks the crowd but finds no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind."A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man says again.Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age.