Para quienes me conocen, saben que opino que windows es para secretarias y es de lo peorcito que tenemos en el mercado.. mas aun despues de conocer bien linux.
Pues encontre un par de imagenes en el foro de scrash () que me parecieron muy comicas y que coniciden con lo que pienso..las dejo para que [...]
Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!
Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!
Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob!
Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!
Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom
If you ever feel a little bit stupid just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
Nurse (admitting a female patient): Are you on any special diets?
Patient: Yes, I drink Slim-Fast twice a day, but it's not working. In fact, I've gained several pounds.
Nurse: Really? Do you think that skipping meals to drink a shake makes you so hungry that you overeat later?
Patient: What do you mean, "skipping meals?"
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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After six years of trying to start a family, a couple was finally blessed with the birth of its first child. The wife told her husband to put an announcement in the local paper. When he returned from the newspaper office, she asked him what details he had included. "Just the name, address and date," he said.
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One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.
Ben searches diligently throught the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an
Two rabbis - one Reformed and the other Orthodox - were discussing their respective congregations one day.
The Reformed rabbi asked the Orthodox leader, "Why don't you let the men and women of your congregation sit together, as they do in my temple?"
The Orthodox rabbi - known for his sense of humor - replied, "If you want to know the truth, I don't really mind them sitting together
Farmer: "On a typical day I have to get up at six in the morning, then I work for five hours, then I take out a few minutes for lunch, then I work another five hours..."
City Man: "With all that work, what do you grow?"
Farmer: "Tired."
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10 proverbios sobre el matrimonio 1. El primer año es el más difícil, los demás son imposibles. [Isidoro Loi]2. No te cases por dinero, puedes conseguir un préstamo más barato.[Proverbio Escocés]3. Cuando una pareja de recién casados sonríe, todo el mundo sabe por qué. [Anónimo]4. Cuando una pareja de diez años de casados sonríe, todo el mundo se pregunta por qué. [Anónimo]5. El amo
It has been a long time between Japanese game show posts, so it is back to the Orient we travel to see what is happening with Japan's clever game show industry. In our first vid our heroes take advantage of age enhancing makeup to make them look like old men, which, of course, will excuse some behavior that we might not otherwise tolerate from a younger person.The first video is my favorite, and i
When I was a child I wondered why Santa Claus was better looking in some photographs and paintings. For instance, my grandmother hung a picture of a good-looking Santa with silver curly hair on her fireplace mantel each year – but my second grade teacher had a picture of the same man with straight white hair and glasses. I thought my grandmother’s Santa was more
OK, so this one isn't about photography! But sometimes I see something that I think would be fun to share. I really got a kick out of this little video about what happens when men mess up and give their spouse/girlfriend a gift that lacks thoughtful input......Check it out here and have a laugh.
If programming languages were religions (via Slashdot...of course)Here's a sample:C would be Judaism - it's old and restrictive, but most of the world is familiar with its laws and respects them. The catch is, you can't convert into it - you're either into it from the start, or you will think that it's insanity. Also, when things go wrong, many people are willing to blame the problems of the world
Que pena por este tipo, pero eso le pasa a la gente que se la pasa tomando y tomando sin medir sus consecuencias, llegan al grado de la inconsciencia (la borrachera) y terminan siendo pintados ... para la burla de los demás jajaja y no voy a negar que la foto está muy divertida ;D ... eso te pasa por web..ón! :D
Some of you may have heard of Edward Current or have at least seen his popular atheist youtube videos such as “An Atheist Meets God” and “The Atheist Delusion”. Of course his videos are meant to be satirical and judging by the comments, a lot of people find them quite humorous, as I myself [...]
Before I introduce our very special guest for this week's Local Booty Update, I want to make a note. I noticed when I was at The Root Cellar that more "non-locals" were arriving (the Cellar brings in out of state organic produce over the winter to supplement), and the "locals" - at least in terms of fresh produce - are declining. I will likely start buying a few of these non-locals from the Cellar
La potencia intelectual de un hombre se mide por la dosis de humor que es capaz de utilizar Friedrich Nietzsche...hay criaturas cayendo por la madriguera que me llevan loca ultimamente, si será la luna, si que otros quehaceres.... y la discusión llegó calentita -estos británicos están locos!- y los niños, ahuevaos, que no captan la ironía ni por equivocación... que no el sarcasmo, claro, n
Talvés la foto les parezca a unos sádica o para otros bien divertida, en mi caso lo veo recontra divertido, porque veo a las niñas muriendose de miedo... pero lo que más me hizo carcajear es el gato!! enfrentándose a su fobia: "El Agua" .. mirenlo como vuela el pobre animal.. parece que se preparara para un clavado olímpico.
Aviso urgente! Indique con una leve sonrisa si han dado por detrás, con una carcajada si las ha dado muchas veces o kedese serio si las kiere dar. Esta comprobado que el 100% de los maricas y el 100% de las lesbianas han de utilizar el dedo gordo para ver este mensaje! Se ha encontrado un cuerpo calcinado y con el miembro viril excesivamente pequeño, te mando este mensaje para saber si
No sé en qué irá el tratamiento de la poesía en cada partición del mundo. Me limito a mi horizonte y a un segmento de él, en particular. Una pregunta que surge con la prontitud de la tecla enter y sin ahondar con exactitud barroca.Me pregunto de qué manera el aprecio por la poesía ha perdido popularidad frente a la insulsa mazamorra de programas televisivos, a toda esa superficialidad que
Por incrível que pareça, sempre que vejo um vídeo mais de uma vez, adiciono-o aqui porque penso que você gostará de vê-lo também.É com esse intento que trago essa brincadeira nada recomendável vinda do Japão.Imagine você andar por um beco e de repente se deparar com uma multidão correndo em sentido contrário.Graças a Deus, isso nunca me aconteceu. E espero que nunca aconteça. Mas, s
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Every time I see an Elvis impersonator I follow him around to see if he dies on the toilet.
Tomorrow Never Dies was on television last night and I forgot how ridiculously over-the-top it was, even for a Bond film. The clichés were even horrible, like CSI: Miami horrible.
So a guy jumped into a panda cage [...]
Bluegrandma, sent me a nice joke and I wanted to share it with you guys…
The Parrot
John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude,
obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by
consistently [...]
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:"Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class."
It is weekend and time for some humor on markets.This time it is a list of funny from U.S.Markets and investment bankers out there.1. What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common? Synchronized diving.2. I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank.3. What's the capital of Iceland? About $3.50.4. What is the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza ca
…he gave me four boys to raise.
And they did it again. Yeah, those of you with boys know exactly what I am talking about. Why don’t boys come with frequent flyer cards to the emergency room?
So this is how it played out this time. I left the teenager in charge while I ran to the [...]
Recipe for a waiter:Stuff a hired dress-suit case with an effort to please,Add a half-dozen stumbles and trips;Remove his right thumb from the cranberry sauce,Roll in crumbs, melted butter and tips.—Life.short funny jokes
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it wo
Apparently, this is no joke:
A popular comedian active in Burma’s democracy movement has been sentenced to 45 years in jail by a Burmese court.
Seems this funny guy had the nerve to be trying to send aid to victims of the recent cyclone that devastated large parts of the countryside in May.
An outspoken satirist of the [...]
A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, an inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement."Okay Simpson," says the investigator, "you were near the scene - what happened?""Well, it's like this. Old Charley Higgins was in the mixing room, and I saw him take a cigarette out of his pocket and light up.""He was smoking i
Bank apa yang agak berbau tanah?
*Bank-kotan
Bank apa yang sering banget disamperin pengendara motor?
*Tambal bank tubeless
Apa bahasa Inggrisnya saya bisa gigi roti…roti…roti… kamu merah muda matahari???
*) I can tooth bread… bread… bread… you pink sun. ( I ken tut bret… bret… bret… you ping san)
Apa bahasa Inggrisnya saya tidak kunci???
*) I
Entre las tantas fotos de humor que tengo para postear hoy escogí esta! XD! para ser el centro de atención .. porqué? pues miren nomas al pobre tipejo ... borrachito y todo pintado .. encima se ha orinado O_o.. que vergüenza para él .. pero creo que sus amigos si que se han divertido con él (pintándolo) :P! .. provecho compare! pa que aprendas .. XD! así que recuerden esto cuando tomen y r
A Thought: I was spending a peaceful evening in the library with my dear friend and PopSense-design-expert Pearl, when we were approached by two unnecessarily-excited UVA students carrying a large brown box and giggling still from their previous encounter. They came bearing gifts. Two, in fact. Well, three technically. The first; a small sticky note pad, the second (and third); a mini promotional
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Hola Amigos !He aqui dos simpaticos relatos, que recibi por correo electronico.Ojala, les haga pasar un momento agradable.En un avión...- Cual es el problema Sra. ? - Pregunta la azafata.-¿Es que no lo ve? - Responde la dama - Me colocaron junto a un negro. No soporto estar al lado uno de estos seres tan repugnantes. ¡Denme otro asiento!- Por favor, cálmese… - d
Para traérles algo de humor ... ustedes saben que ahora los marketeros luchan mucho para buscar la atención de los instintos masculinos, se inventan ocurrencias que logran su cometido .. como este Ketchup .. que si bien a veces te trae histérico porque cuando se acaba tienes que golpearlo de la parte trasera para que salga lo poquito que queda .. estas personas le dieron vida al envase .. para
Frank masuk ke kamar istrinya suatu hari. “Kalo aku jelek, apa kamu masih cinta?” tanyanya. “Sayang, aku akan selalu cinta sama kamu,” jawabnya santai sambil mewarnai kukunya. “Gimana ..
My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just a turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful."You Know" he said to our grandson, Nick, "it's not easy getting old.""Don't worry, Grandpa," Nick said cheerily. "Maybe you'll go into overtime"
Siempre he dicho que si te gusta hacer algo es mejor hacerlo con todas las ganas del mundo osea hacerlo con pasión :P!.Asi como el deporte si te gusta tanto entonces vívelo intensamente en cada momento.. y estos chicos que ven abajo son un ejemplo de admirar! porque lo viven pero bien intensamente ... XD!! Esta es solo una foto de las tantas que he visto sobre este tipo .. pero de todas ésta es
Si queréis podéis leer las siguientes reflexiones de Tashano sobre los hombres en su Boudoir:¿Seguro que tu no eres machista? Capitulo 1¿Seguro que tu no eres machista? Capitulo 2Blogtecnia - Tecnologia y Sociedad
A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "FOOL".The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their name."But this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter."
Buscando un rato en internet vi esta foto O_o! pero aún no puedo llegar a saber que demonios está haciendo esa chica? así en esa postura .. podremos mal interpretar? y como digo la imaginación vuela! y creo que ese viejito se debe sentir volando entre las nubes cada vez que vea esta foto y diga "ese fue mi momento de gloria" jajaja :D que risa
No soy mucho de las personas que creen que casarse es solo para locos, o que casándote dejarás de hacer muchas cosas que antes en tu época de enamorado lo hacías... pero si hay gente que toma esto de una manera ya muy caótica, diciendo que matrimonio es para morirse .. porque si no te mueres tu aguantándola/o ... entonces te suicidas .. será por eso que inventaron esta torta que ven abajo r
El Parque Central de Miraflores hace las veces de galería de los trabajos de reconocidos artistas de 45 países, quienes participan del I Salón Internacional del HUMOR GRÁFICO - Lima 2008. Ellos han centrado su creatividad en el Calentamiento Global. Si tú eres de aquellos que todavía no entendió la magnitud de este problema, deberías darte una vuelta por aquí.
Era viernes y había llegad
Jajaja pero que idiota! miren a este personaje queriendo hacer una patada voladora .. y miren como se saca toda la madre .. a veces estas cosas pasan pero no así!! pero habrá que suponer que tuvo una preparación así como en las películas donde primero no es fácil lograrlo pero después supongo que si ^^! jajaja que divertido espero les guste ..
Bueno a nadie le ha parecido novedad jugar atari o nintendo, que eran los clásicos antes de esta década ... y te emocionabas al ver a tu padre o tu madre llegar con tu primer juego de consola .. para que te envicies y estés todo el día jugando .. para que según ellos te distraigas :P pero la verdad es que ellos no querían que los molestes y para que no salgas de tu casa te compraban un apara
Novidades no ´Humor na ciência´
Marte. Viagem só de ida
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Quer participar de uma missão espacial? Mas a passagem é só de ida.
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Comercial de Doritos para ETs
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A Doritos enviou uma de suas propagandas para o espaço. Será que abriu
o apetite dos extraterrestres?
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Macacos e humanos
-e-humanos/
Sim, nós temos um ancestral em comum. Só nenhuma espécie gosta d
Entra un home cridant a urgències de trumatología:-La meva sogra! La meva sogra! On està la meva sogra? Com està la meva sogra? que li ha passat el autobus del 14 per damunt...Ve el cap de trumatología molt seriós i diu: -Pense vostè en el pitjor...-Que, me l'he de dur a casa altra vegada?Si t'agrada el blog vota'l:
Israel's most widely circulated paper Yedioth Ahronoth has amazed the country last Sunday with a huge photograph on its cover, showing a senior Neonatal nurse smiling to the camera with, well, a premature baby inside her uniform pocket. Apparently the photograph was taken as a "humorous gesture" during a hospital teaching presentation at the Bnei Zion Medical Center in Haifa. Here is a closer
En Youtube han colgado un vídeo humorístico sobre la última oleada de baneos en Xbox Live.
La verdad es que no tiene desperdicio, y es de los videos humorísticos sobre videoconsolas que más me ha hecho reír.
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.Si bien Crist y Boligán ya emprendieron el vuelo, no olvidemos que los trabajos de este Primer Salón Internacional todavía se dejarán ver en el Parque Central de Miraflores, hasta el 16 de este mes, luego de lo cual empezarán a alternar en diversos escenarios de nuestra querida Lima:Centro Comercial Megaplaza (del 17 al 23 de noviembre)Centro de Entretenimiento Larcomar (del 01 al 07 de dici
New York talent Danny Barsky attended audition for a Webisode that will air on College Humor. If selected he will play a school yard bully and will be paid $100.00. The 18 year old has been with us since June. We've got our fingers crossed!
Some people believe that autistic people are too literal to have a sense of humor. That myth is categorically false, at least in the case of my son Conor.
We have of late been setting very specific times for Conor to get up, eat breakfast, get dressed for school etc. It helps reduce stress for Conor (and us) and keeps him on a schedule. In the evening he goes to bed at 8 o'oclock or Eight
Marvin found the following ransom note slipped under his front door. "Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at 10:00 AM if you ever want to see your wife alive again."But it was well after 1:00 PM by the time he arrived at the designated meeting spot. A masked man stepped from behind a bush and demanded, "You're three hours late. What took you so long?""Give me a break!" sai
Os Transtornos de Humor-Ansiedade e Exercício Físico Tem sido preconizado que a prática sistemática de exercício físico está associada a menor ocorrência de sintomas depressivos ou de ansiedade em praticantes freqüentes e, mesmo em pessoas consideradas depressivas, a adoção de programas de exercício físico tem se mostrado eficaz na redução dos sintomas (Pitts, 1967; Grosz, 1972). N
Hoje, participei de um debate muito interessante, organizado pelo Instituto de Estudos de Televisão, que tinha como tema Linguagem e Experimentação – Transgressão e renovação: as novas formas de humor na TV brasileira, com a participação de Marcelo Tas (Apresentador do CQC / Band), Diego Barredo (Diretor do CQC / Band), Raquel Affonso (gerente de programação da MTV Brasil), Marce
Os Cem Melhores Contos de Humor da Literatura Universal
Flávio Moreira da Costa
Coletânea que traz alguns dos melhores contos de humor
da literatura nacional e universal. Flávio Moreira da Costa
apresenta autores como Homero, Boccacio, Gogol, Voltaire,
Machado de Assis, Fernando Sabino, Veríssimo e muito mais,
aproximando o leitor a heterogeneidade dos autores.
Gênero: Humor
Idioma: Port
. Crist ya está en Lima. Ángel Boligán llega hoy. ¿El motivo? Ya todos lo saben: mañana jueves 06 de noviembre, a las 7:30 pm, se inaugura el Primer Salón Internacional de Humor Gráfico, en el Parque Central de Miraflores. En el evento se expondrán más de 300 trabajos, de artistas de 45 países. Todo esto, gracias a la feliz iniciativa de nuestro Omar Zevallos, quien de esta manera consol
Cristóbal Colón pudo descubrir América sólo porque ¡¡ERA SOLTERO!! Si Cristóbal Colón hubiese tenido una esposa, habría tenido que oír:
-¿Y por qué tienes que ir tú?
-¿Y por qué no mandan a otro?
-¡No conoces ni a mi familia y vas a descubrir el nuevo mundo!
-¿Y sólo van a viajar hombres? ¿Me crees comemierda o que?
-¿Y por qué no puedo ir yo si tú eres el jefe?
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