Aparently, for the new season of 'Desperate Housewives' Eva Longoria must turn into a real one!She reportedly is gaining weight for the role, and even cut her long hair for this...This is her first appearance with the new look on the ABC portion of the Television Critics Association Press Tour, and i think she still looks pretty damn good...See also:Eva Longoria Photo GalleryEva Longoria Bikini P
This morning as I sip my coffee and surf online I had a chance to view a video that focussed on the quote; "Hope is good for breakfast, but not necessarily for supper" which is actually part of a video that is more politically focused but that isn't what this blog or post is about - as I thought the opportunity to discuss the quote would be a good topic to muse and ponder over.I personally love m
A couple years ago we stayed in a luxury hotel and I joined their membership club to receive notice of special offers. Somewhere along that line my name was added to a luxury travel magazine that comes to our mailbox promising Luxury ski chalets, trips to Courchevel, France or Meribel, France or even St Anton, Austria. Actually, taking Luxury Skiing holidays and staying in a Meribel chalet sound
When summer comes and we are apt to be seen in a swimsuit and shorts verses those jeans and big sweaters, a lot of food talk turns to diets and carb counts, calories and fat grams. Many women and men also turn to diet pills. While it's easy to change your eating habits to lighter fare during the hot weather (cold fruits and vegetables and smoothies and salads) sometimes people also supplement th
This morning, after I'm doing updating a couple websites I'm planning on emailing my father-in-law. No reason, I'm just going to check in with him, say hello and touch base. He just turned 80 this month and lives alone, out in the country so we all try to email and call regularly. I'm also going to see if he has made any strides in contacting a major senior organization in which he sent money
I am surprised when I received an email from TopMomma.com that I am on the front page of their site. No idea how it happened but thank you very much. As such, above is my badge with my referral code. Housewife @ Work needs more clicks possible. For those who will give their support thank you so much in advance. My avatar at TopMomma.com is a picture taken in Batangas beach with my kids while colle
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The kids and I had to shop last week: shorts, tees, flip-flops, etc. Torture for the munchkins. You know how hard it is when the parental unit wants to clothe you. Evil. Pure evil. So I promised them that if...
Here’s Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross at an LA salon without makeup, revealing huge bags under her eyes.
Sleepless nights have taken a toll on her appearance; “I don’t think I’ll have any more kids, but I’m not 100 percent sure we won’t adopt.”, she sad recently.
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Today was the final straw! We got up this morning and I headed to the kitchen to make breakfast only to find that I had forgotten to take a tub of butter out of the freezer. So there was no butter to make the sandwiches for school!
So I have decided that I am going to [...]
Madonna is reportedly sick of being a housewife.The ’4 Minutes’ singer, who is married to director Guy Ritchie, can’t wait to embark on her upcoming tour and focus on dominating the music charts.A source close to the couple said: "Madonna has tried playing the dutiful wife and mother, but it’s just not for her. She has to have 101 things going on in her life to keep he
WTF is Marc Cherry thinking because The Sun is reporting that Beyonce-Z is in talks to guest star on Desperate Housewives next season.
“They’ve already agreed to give Beyoncé a cameo appearance,” said a source from the singer’s camp. “But we’re hoping that she could be written in for a recurring role, or possibly even a [...]
Beyonce To Become A Desperate Housewife?…. R&B superstar Beyonce Knowles is reportedly in talks to join the cast of TV hit Desperate Housewives.
The singer/actress’ manager father Matthew Knowles has allegedly already landed the Crazy In Love hitmaker a guest appearance on the programme, but according to reports, he is looking to secure Beyonce a more [...]
Several weeks ago, I told my lovely wife that I was going to feature her blog as part of the "50 Blogs" series. Her response was "let me get mine updated a little more and you can make it #50"....
Yesterday I had the {cough, cough} pleasure of taking my almost 15 year old son to the dentist. This son that chooses his clothing from the floor of his bedroom, lives on Doritos and energy drinks every Friday night during video games, refuses to brush his teeth on the weekends unless and until there is a girl involved, and has to be hounded to remember to wash his face. Sure enough he had 2 cav
Or a day in the life of an innkeeper.
Forget what you saw on Newhart, that ’80s sitcom about an innkeeper who seems to spend most of the day lounging. Dan and I have found our complementary strengths, so we wear all the hats”. Still you’res on the go 12 hours a day and is [...]
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My recent new toy/ very very handy organiser gadget… is the new ipod touch (8gb). Hubby and I recently purchased a new imac (after selling one of our macbooks)… (can you tell we totally love Apple?) and they had a deal on that you could purchase the ipod touch for only €99 (instead of [...]
San Diego, CA ( ThaLunatic Daily ) -- Susan Lefevre is a typical 53 year old mother and wife. There's just one minor detail about Lefevre that is not so typical. She has been running from the law after escaping prison 32 years ago.Now, Lefevre's past has finally caught up to her. Responding to an anonymous tip, the absconding mother and wife was outed and arrested after years of living a double life.Lefevre was arrested on drug charges in the early 70's. Growing up in Michigan, Lefevre says she fell into the wrong crowd when she was 19 years old. "there were just all these different drugs. [I] experimented and got involved in the wrong crowd," says Lafevre.Lefevre was later convicted on drug charges and sentenced to 10 - 20 years in prison. Lafevre said that she expected to get prob
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Yesterday I saw my husband off to Minnesota for his meeting, and then managed to get most of my list done, including making orthodontic appointments, paying bills, balancing checkbooks, mulching the front flower bed and one tree and then rushing off to errands in the 'city' which included 2 hours at Bed, Bath and Beyond
I'm home! We arrived home from vacation last night and after getting our lives back in order today (unpacking, balancing the checkbooks, paying bills, doing laundry and all those other fun things Mommies do when they get home from vacations) I'll be ready to jump back into regular daily life and work tomorrow morning! That means this housewife will be back in the kitchen!Before we left for vacation I tried to use up as many foods in the refrigerator that I could so nothing would spoil while we were gone. I also was trying to purchase summer clothes for our trip so money was tight and grocery shopping fell by the wayside too. What does that mean now? It means we came home to an empty refrigerator and freezer! LOL. But that is good... because today I can go through some of my recipe
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There was a woman and her husband. They were happily married except for the fact that the husband never gave his wife any money.
One day, a friend of the husband's comes over while the wife was taking a shower. He rings the doorbell and the wife comes out, wrapped in a towel. He asks, "Is [...]
HOUSEWIFE @ WORK now celebrates its third month on the web. Time flies really so fast and when I recall how I started way back in January 2008 with my few posts and friends, the thought that came to my mind is to give an award to those wonderful people who supported my blog and befriended me. A big THANK YOU to all of you guys from the bottom of my heart. I’m still working on my long list of awardees but I’ll try to finish it this week. MARAMING SALAMAT!!! THANK YOU!!! GRACIAS!!! MERCI!!! DANKE!!! GRAZIE!!! OBRIGADO!!! TACKA DIG!!! ありがとう!!! 당신을 감사하십시오!!! 谢谢!!! ΣΑΣ ΕΥΧΑΡΙΣΤΟΥΜΕ!!! شكرت أنت
Part of my job as a housewife is to make our 'house' into a 'home'. A place of warmth, welcome and comfort. When we moved to our current home it was brand new construction so it needed a lot of warmth put into it, but it was also not our 'dream' home nor was it to be a long term home. We were relocated here with my husbands company for a 1 year commitment, only to find ourselves still here 3 years later! I sometimes find it hard to cook and bake in a kitchen I don't really care for... I don't have a pantry. I don't have room for my cookbooks. I don't have sufficient storage space for appliances, pots and pans or even our formal dishes and glasses.I've taken steps to make this our 'home' for now, but I'm always thinking about our real home. The one in my mind when I close my eyes.
Yesterday I had a craving for bran muffins. At first, just a fleeting thought, it grew until I couldn't deny it anymore. Mmmm they sounded so good! My 'regular' bran muffin recipe calls for 100% bran cereal (you know... the kind that looks like little sticks), and I didn't have any. Readers should know by now that that wouldn't matter in this house - LOL - I always (!) substitute and make up my own recipes in the end, almost never, ever able to actually follow someone else's recipe anyway! Ha. My notes and scribbles (and spills) as I wrote down my ideas and what I usedSo... off I went to play scientist in the kitchen and see what I would come up with. And in the end? A yummy, delicious muffin that was so good that although I only planned to 'taste' it, I finished off the whole thing
Last week while I was doing the baking of the cupcakes and cheesecake for Easter Sunday I ended up with leftover frosting from the cupcakes. I knew exactly what I wanted to do with that frosting! I baked a large pan of pumpkin bars as well and while they were baking I added softened cream cheese to my cupcake frosting and now that I had 'cream cheese' frosting it was going to be absolutely yummy on my pumpkin bars! (And it was!)Cream Cheese Frosting1 c shortening1 c butter8 oz. cream cheese, soft4 c powdered sugar3/4 c marshmallow cream4 t vanilla extractCream the butter, shortening and cream cheese until smooth. Add the rest of the ingredients and beat on low 30 seconds and high 2-5 minutes until it looks like whipped cream.The Pumpkin Bars - batter stage before bakingPumpkin Bars 2
At one point last year I received an email from a reader asking if I had thought about sending out a 'newsletter' of my website or recipes. At the time; no, I honestly hadn't. My website was still in baby stages, and really, it was just a place for me to keep some of my own collected recipes and I hadn't even given much thought to others enjoying it as much as they do. I was playing around with different templates, didn't post as many pictures and well, honestly, the thought of something so 'serious' as a weekly or monthly newsletter scared me! Now? Not so much.One of the most important things, however, is that anything I do with my website has to be free. I am unemployed and with a family of five we can't spend for things like marketing my website! But, with some information at m
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No, this is not an ad for Crocs. It’s Jennie Garth’s family, who are a little too… matchy? Too flawless? Too perfect for words!
Kelly Taylor has come a long way from stealing Dylan McKay out of girlfriend Brenda Walsh’s grip on Beverly Hills, 90210. Jennie, in her Ralph Lauren–esque getup and with her perfectly put-together [...]
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O.K., so for anyone reading this that doesn't know what I'm doing...this is my official Introduction assigned to me by "The Bad Mommy Blog". I look at it as being initiated into a club. It feels more...mysterious.
1. Post a picture of your kid(s).
This I will have to pass on. I don't feel comfortable with the idea of a picture of my 18 month old daughter floating
Houseworks Originally uploaded by desi.italy A housewife is a woman who is the primary caregiver of the home, many times foregoing a paid job to manage her household, which may or may not include raising children.A housewife in 2008 may work out of the home, work from inside the home, or not work at all. The main component of her duties as manager of all that relates to the home does not diminish because of her career, or the career of her spouse. The main duties of a housewife can include meal preparation, household cleaning, laundry duties, and managing any children. Many women take pride in taking care of their home and family, but I believe that in this day and age the existence of what is referred to as a ‘desperate housewife’ is becoming more widespread and I call this
I guess I'd better get this review posted, since its author has just volunteered to help me with these reviews. Fortunately, Madmad fared pretty well with our reviewers, so adding her to the review summarizers won't be awkward. (G has some personal stuff going on that is going to take her away from her duties for a while.)CategoryScorePointsContent6.1843/70Writing6.293/5Web Design5.183/5Intangibles6.123/5Read Regularly4.715/10Frequency63/5Total60 Percentile Rank: 66Did Madmad transcend the Mommy Blogger genre that gives several of our readers hives? Depends on who you ask. A number of our reviewers were impressed:This blog is pretty funny, Sarcasm is my favorite! Only issue I have is how long the posts are but I'd return to check it out again.I can relate to this blog,
Brian Morgan - The Token HousewifeWhile a trail of dysfunctional women head off down the road with their BHS handbags a flap chasing David Southall, we examine Mr Brian Morgan who is Penny Mellor's side kick. He lives by the River in Cardiff with his photojournalist friend. He likes taking pictures. As a creepy sod who sends obscene emails hoping that no one can track him, we also wonder what he is doing with the likes of super-red Loreal hair dye Penny Mellor. He hopes to hide his ass but we have always known what this pervy journalist does with his time. Has this sick waste of space actually done anything useful with his life? Perhaps Mo could enlighten us on what he has done with his life. Did Brian obey his consent order? Now that is the real question isn't it? Well, creepy Brian Morgan doesn't have much to do anyway - apart from creep around because that is what he is best at. He calls himself an investigative journalist but in the end he is just a dirty old man in his tatty o
On this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County, we met Quinn Fry, a new housewife. New housewife? Was anyone else as surprised as I was? It seemed weird that Bravo would be bringing in a sixth housewife half-way through the season…
But no matter how weird it is, Quinn is here, invading our precious show, less than a season after we were introduced to Tamra Barney. Maybe invading is a strong word, though…because Quinn seems like she’ll be an awesome addition to the group!
I have to admit something - for over two years I was a professional stalker. Well, that’s what I call it anyway. I worked to a college as a research assistant - but not in a lab…in the development office. A research assistant in a development office looks for information about potential donors. I used the Internet, including a number of paid subscriptions, to research a person. Believe me, it is creepy the amount of information you can legally find out about anothe
The job of a housewife is one of the more frustrating jobs I know.Why?Because as soon as you are finished you have to begin again.Because perfection is a word that doesn't exist in daily works' dictionary, and in spite of what it can look is quite a heavy job.One of the biggest task is dusting and cleaning the floors.Good that technology comes to her rescue, always with new and helping gadgets.A big revolution it the task of keeping the house clean was the invention of the vacuum cleaner and the new Dyson vacuum cleaner models are a good application of the innovative invention.Why?Because the vacuum cleaner separates dirt and dust from the air by centrifugal force and collecting it in a bin. This means a Dyson doesn't rely on a bag or filter and doesn't lose suction.It's the only vacuum cleaner that works like a vacuum cleaner should.And allows you to save a lot, since you do not have to invest in a new bag every time you fill the old.Besides Dyson technology captures particles as
Last week, I wrote a post about Lauri Waring’s wedding and how to go about getting a piece of that extravagance at your own ceremony. In a world that is over-the-top, however, it isn’t just weddings that are expensive…everything is top of the line. So, I thought I’d do a little series for you all to show you even more about how “the other half” lives. Today, let’s talk about the homes found in Coto de Caza - and who better to study for that information than the one and only Jeana Keough, one of Re/Max’s top real estate agents.
If you head to Jeana’s Re/Max page, which is kept updated daily just like almost all agents’ pages, you can see what’s for sale in the Coto area. And woah mama look at those prices. In Orange County - well, the Coto area at least - an acre of land is easily worth a million dollars. Most of Jeana’s properties are in the $1.5 - $2.5 million range, although some are significantly higher. Break
A woman and her husband, the director, plan to film a documentary called Einstein Wrong where they challenge Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. After seeing the following trailer, it doesn’t seem like it will be groundbreaking in any way. I do think it will be interesting to hear from the physicists they plan to interview.
Here’s the trailer:
From the documentary’s home page:
Einstein Wrong - The Miracle Year documents the quest of a mother and her son as they enter the underworld of physics to take on relativity and the icon of 20th century physics.
Follow the journey of “Mrs. de” as she goes into the classroom, out into the streets, attends an underworld physics conference, and finally takes physics into her own hands to discover the truth about relativity and the “miracle year” of Einstein. See her enter the dark side of physics where the legend of Einstein is not the solution, but part of the problem.
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Or "How I Woke Up One Morning And Discovered I Had Turned Into June Cleaver."It's my birthday today. I'm 42 now. I wrote a little bit about the whole getting older thing over here on the New England Mamas blog, but here on my own turf, I'll share my squirmy feelings about wanting and being given one of these for my birthday:On one hand, I am not someone who covets expensive things for the sheer luxury of owning the best and newest. I used to be that person, when I was young and dumb, but years of battling credit card debt and life with spartan Dr. V. have changed me for the better. These days, I am way more excited about re-purposing furniture through the creative application of slipcovers or chalkboard paint.Recently, however, I have begun having fantasies about owning a real mixer. The hand mixer I have dates back 17 years, which probably tells you a little about how little use it received in the early years of my ownership. Lately, however, it has been getting a workout. The kids
Piitsburgh Based American food major Heinz has been targeting Indian housewives for a long time .It is number 3 in Indian market with a marketshare of 7%. Realising the complexities of marketing food brands in the country, Heinz claims, "Indians are fussy eaters and we have to deliver the right taste, nutrition and price. The biggest challenge in India is to take the housewife away from her home to go and buy packaged food".This advertisement which is funny and portrays a South Indian Housewife however it doesn't really portrays Heinz any differently than other Ketchup's in the market take a look
Me parece una idea maravillosa. Y es una pena, que no se le ha ocurrido a las compañías multinacionales. Spar, una compañía austriaca, para la campaña publicitaria de su marca "Splendid" (productos de limpieza, detergentes) ha fichado la ama de casa más perfecta (y sobre todo más conocida). Marcia Cross, alias Bree Van de Kamp.-------------------------I consider it a great idea. And it's a pity that this was not an idea of a multinational company. Spar, an austrian company, for their advertising campaign of the brand "Splendid" (washing and dishwashing detergents) hired the most perfect housewife (and the most famous one). Marcia Cross, alias Bree Van de Kamp.Splendid. El secreto de las amas de casa más perfectas.-------------------------Splendid. The secret of the most perfect housewives.
Ok, so today was the official Day One as a housewife.
I'm SO freaking tired!
Being the good chick that I am, I was up at 5 and softly waking PG for his day at work and my (alleged) fulfilling day at home. Because of that, I was at Target at 8am to do my grocery shopping. I treated myself to a venti Chai Latte (mmmm...gonna need a minute) to help power me through grocery shopping at a strange store. Well, its strange to me but PG's mom said it has some good bargains and every Professional Home Ec'er worth her salt is out to save a few bucks, because that's apparently what they we do. By 9am I was looking at my watch and grocery list and freaking out because, dammit, it was 9am! What's the problem there, you might ask? Nothing except I'm a stress junky and had to invent some reason to double my pulse rate.
As a sidenote, I'm thinking that Target, while economical on food type stuff, has a lot of fun stuff that might actually make the grocery
Saturday I ran with the running club training group. The program has about 20 runners training for ten or so different races or goals. Some are running for fitness, one girl is training for New York, another for a 5K, some for Carlsbad Marathon (a.k.a. San Diego Marathon), some for the Orange County Marathon (Oh la la, the OC—BLEEEAAACH), some are training for the Silver Strand Half Marathon, and at one point, I had considered the Honolulu Marathon. We met this weekend on Harbor Island, and ran along the San Diego harbor. It was a nice morning, clear, sunny, and cool. Perfect running weather.
Due to everyone having their own goals and races to run, the weekend runs vary to great degrees of distance. I had initially planned on running ten and decided to run six-ish instead. I am still trying to decide if I will run Carlsbad, Orange County, or the Arizona PF Chang’s Rock n’ Roll Marathon. Whichever I decide, I have until January to train for 26 miles. Now is pr
How boring a housewife's life is,isn't it?All day everyday,the same chores,the same faces you're seeing and the same spot you're sitting!Today,I stayed on bed until 11am.Shady has done everything for me as the continued promise yesterday.He's off for two days.That's why he is taking care of Shiela.He bathe and feed her.As you will see,all my entries are based on my family,just as how my world revolves.I would love to work outside to raise money and help my husband for our expenes,pay a mortgage maybe?hehehe.How I wish we can get it here! I've been dreaming of having our manor in the Philippines but Shady has invested his money for a plot in Cameroon and build our dream house there someday.I'm not gonna live there,not in million years.He said,I will love that place.There are foreigners who've settled there and it's 4x better than Philippines.Well,I'll do my best to convince him to love Philippines.He said,he respect the people there for the good deeds they've shown to him.Th
Believe it or not, you too can have the body of one of the Desperate Housewives. All you need to do is stick to a particular regimen, and patiently exercise and eat your pounds away. In due time, you too can walk tall and raise your chin confidently, and turn your street into your own personal red carpet.
Eva Longoria is petite but fit, and she keeps her figure through kickboxing sessions. A student of kinesiology, Longoria knows how the human body responds to certain movements, and she isolates muscles by cardio training, weight training, and alternating days of yoga. To tighten her bottom, she does leg presses, squats, and lunges. Mind you, Longoria is not on any strict diet. She simply eats a lot of fresh fruits and vegetables, but she still has time for the occasional pizza slice.
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When you see them walk the red carpet, there seems to be nothing desperate about the cast of the popular TV show Desperate Housewives. They all seem to float in their glamorous gowns, smile effortlessly at the camera, and flaunt near-perfect bodies. What are the fitness secrets of these small-screen stars? Do they go under the knife, drink diet pills, starve themselves, and exercise for hours?
Here’s how Nicolette Sheridan, Felicity Huffman and Marcia Cross avoid going under the knife just to achieve that not-so-desperate-housewife body:
Nicollette Sheridan seems to be ageless. The tall blonde beauty maintains her slim figure by engaging in sports, including volleyball. She considers herself as athletic; Sheridan also goes skiing, and likes riding horses.
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Last week, a Canadian journalist wrote an op-ed piece on what she referred to as the prevailing "culture of porn" in Western society. You know: desperate housewives and panty-free celebs and Bratz Dolls and silicone, silicone, as far as the eye can see. We face an onslaught of skank every single day, she said, and this relentless onslaught of skank is teaching our daughters that their worth
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Just returned home from the mall that I only went to because Coffeegirl had a Christmas gift card to use up. But oh my goodness we found deals! (And you know how frugal finds make this unemployed womans heart go pitter patter...)
We got Coffeegirl $350 worth of clothing (tops and skirts) for about $42.
At an accessory store they had their 10 for $10 special going on so Coffeegirl got
Will she be the perfect housewife?Kelly told Closer magazine: "Billy's mum has given me some amazing recipes for stuffed peppers, moussaka and a delicious creamy dessert."It's earnt me a whole new lot of respect. I've scored serious brownie points."But despite her new found talents in the kitchen, Kelly is determined to keep her fabulous body in tip top shape."I'm not a binge eater," she said. "But I don't deprive myself of anything. However you are, you need to live with it or it's torture. I've learnt to be comfortable with how I look. And the love of a good man helps too."She added: "I've found someone I want to do everything with. We love playing together, cooking and socialising together. I've never had that before."Billy and Kelly are due to tie the knot later this year.
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The house was quiet and everyone was gone.I finished my coffee and checking emails and decided to shower and get dressed for the day.I jumped in the shower and quickly washed my hair and put conditioner on. I was hurrying so the cap slipped off the tube of conditioner and fell. "Slow down!" I thought to myself as I reached down to pick it up.I put conditioner on my hair and reached for the razor to shave my legs. Leg propped up on the side of the shower I started to shave my shins and calves. The ankle portion is always so incredibly difficult because the sharp angles of my ankle bone typically cause a knick or cut and we all know that razor cuts of minute size still bleed for an hour!As I quickly tried to go around that area I stopped myself. Literally stopped myself. Holding the razor in mid air about 3 inches from my ankle I thought;"Slow. Down. You don't have to hurry. You don't have to get to work. You don't have kids clamouring for your attention. You can take 5 en
Here is the index to all the recipes I have posted. I will continue to update this as I add recipes. Hopefully it will make things a little easier!
Appetizers / Starters / Hors D'Oevres
Crab Cakes with Red Pepper AioliDeborah's Capresi SaladDeborah's Tomato and Red Onion Bruschetta
Grilled Polenta with Asparagus and Parmesan
Spinach and Artichoke Dip
SushiTorta Caprese / Capresi TartSoups
Today officially starts a new chapter in my life. I'm not sure how long I'll be able to pull it off financially, but I'm officially a housewife in full capacity as of this morning. (Last week was Spring Break in our school district so I had Coffeehusband, my kids and 'extra' kids underfoot, here and there and everywhere and didn't officially get to start my life as a housewife as I would have been taking some of those days 'off' from work anyway.)The IT person for my previous job has deleted my email account (by my request) and as of this morning my name and photo are off the company website as well.While I could still access my work email I couldn't help myself, I checked it from home. I saw all the projects and questions and requests coming my way and my chest tightened with the stress of knowing that my 'new' co-worker was not answering them or even checking my email when I specifically told him it was crucial he did as he has only been with the company for two weeks
It's Wednesday. Mid-week of my first week since quitting my job. Even though we've not encountered missing a pay period yet, it certainly seems like it as I was putting my checks away to afford to take the children on a vacation in April. We've been trying to live on just my husbands income... which isn't easy with five people and a mortgage that just went up $500 a month. Ouch! Some unexpected bills in the last few weeks have included BabyGirl's car getting hit as she sat parked, in someones driveway, Coffeegirls trip to the doctor for a bump on her leg that ended up costing us $60 in a prescription, a trip to the DMV for Coffeekid to get his instruction permit, four (4!!!) birthday gift cards for parties and today we had to replace the water pump in BabyGirls car which was almost $400. Deep breathing may be required soon if this keeps up!One of my own personal goals when I made the decision to quit the office scene was that I needed to find a way to make as many nickles as
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Just found this one. She doesn't post often, but I loved her "Diagnosis: Male" post. I wonder if she homeschools...I'm going to keep reading and keep you posted.I bid on a citrus tree at the delightful Rotary Christmas party and "won" it (for a few bucks over value!). I got to the nursery and they were ready to give me a navel orange, but I wanted pummelo. I didn't realize everything about it is bigger. 25 ft high by 20 ft wide. There's only one spot for it, that does flood, but is perfect in every other way. I love pummelos. I also just found out about a red navel orange that's yummier than a blood orange, and grows better down here, so that might be next. Then a macadamia. We're going to end up in a jungle.
Well.So I realized that yea, I guess I WAS acting a bit like a doormat. I mean, why should he stop pulling that kinda crap if I wasn't going to really put my foot down?So, when he woke up this morning (he ended up coming home at like, 3 AM) I had a long talk with him. I told him that what he has been doing is bullshit. I told him that going out every night and leaving me home with the baby made me feel like we weren't as important as his friends and boozing it up. I told him I was tired of him walking all over me and acting like what I said or felt about the situation didn't matter.He did his typical, I'm gonna joke around to try and change the subject thing that he does, but I was having none of it. Not this time.He said that he was just feeling a little overwhelmed by the whole Daddy thing. To which I said, "How do you think I feel, being here 24/7 with no help? How's THAT for being overwhelmed?"Then he tried the, "Well I was just trying to get it out of my system before I go ba
Desperate House 3 is returning on 5 March on every Mondays! I missed the whole of season 2 because 妹妹 was still a baby then and was forever asking for milk and 哥哥 was also forever asking me to accompany him to sleep (because I'm always with 妹妹 most of the time). Hopefully, I'll get to watch it this time.I remembered in the last episode of season 2, Mike was being ran over by a car. So what happened next. Read here if you must! Since I was there, I took a quiz to see which Desperate Housewife I am. I'm Susan! And I thought I was Lynette in season 1!! LOL
