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State officials in Indiana have launched a telephone hotline and accompanying website to aid homeowners who have fallen behind on their mortgage payments and may be facing foreclosure. The “Indian Foreclosure Prevention Network”, or IFPN, “is a public-private partnership of community-based organizations, government agencies, lenders, realtors, and trade associations that has devised a multi-tiered solution to [...]

got this one from my ever sweet and super guapito cousin: ayie.please dont take this seriously oryt =)im probably all of d above.Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.if u are obsessive-compulsive,press 1 repeatedly.if u are codependent,please ask someone to press 2 for u.if u have multiple personalities,press 3, 4, 5, and 6.if u are paranoid,we know who u areand what u want.stay on the line sowe can trace ur call.if u are delusional,press 7 andur call will transferredto the mother ship.if u are schizophrenic,listen carefully and a small voicewill tell u which number to press.if u are manic depressive,it doesnt matter which number u press,no one will answer.if u have a nervous disorder,please fidget with the hash keyuntil someone comes on the line.if u are dyslexic,press 6969696969.if u have amnesia,press 8 and state ur name,address, phone number, date of birth,social security number, andur mother's maiden name.if u have post-traumatic-stress disorder,slowly and carefully pr

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message afte

Je me suis rendu ce matin chez nos amis de X-Net pour voir l'état de mon modem ADSL. On commence par une petite attente d'une demi heure. D'ailleurs, j'ai assisté à un flux de gens venu accompagnés de leur modem. Un Thaïlandais atterrit, il parlait que anglais, une langue que la dame à l'accueil ne maitrise pas. Elle appelle un collègue. Ce dernier ne maitrise que stay here. Après avoir demandé au Monsieur de s'asseçoir sur un banc en utilisant stay here et pointant du doigts vers un banc il articula: on ne comprend pas les gens en arabe pour le faire en anglais.La première chose qui m'a frappé c'est le comportement des gens à X-Net. S'adressant à une société de service aussi réputée et en relation directe avec les clients, je m'attendrai à des gens en tenue posée et un relationnel développé. Et non! des gens en jeans délavés et déchiré qui marchent comme un paon et qui n'hésitent pas à fumer dans leur lieu de travail. Un Monsieur entre:- Bonjour-

In our series on the continuing adventures of fearless Leader Kim Jong-ill we have word that senior envoys from the US and North Korea are set to meet in Geneva next week to finally discuss normalizing relations. The talks follow a multilateral deal in February, in which Pyongyang was promised aid and diplomatic benefits if it disabled its nuclear programme.The US is expected to seek assurances no uranium enrichment is taking place, while North Korea wants to be removed from the US list of terrorism sponsors. Analysts say the two sides are still far from resolving their differences.Meanwhile, the eldest son of Kim Jong-il, the North Korean leader, is reported to have returned home after several years in exile in a move that has raised speculation over a possible power succession.Kim Jong-nam, 36, has taken on an influential post in the ruling communist party, South Korea's Chosun Ilbo said on Monday.Kim Jong-nam was widely believed to have fallen out of favour in 2001 after he was cau

Ma connexion ADSL ne marche pas. Je téléphone à l'assistance technique (hotline). Après avoir écouté deux ou trois chansons, enfin un technicien me répond. Je lui transmet le code d'erreur et l'état des voyant. Là, le technicien commence à sortir des conneries genre Mr. vous êtes entrain d'activer le Dial up connection et non pas l'ADSL et d'autres plus graves.Je lui ai dit que c'est pas vrai et que je sais bien la différence entre les deux (j'ai passé une partie de ma vie à faire des câbles). Bon c'est pas grave, juste pour lui faire plaisir, j'ai désactivé toutes les connexions sauf l'ADSL mais ça ne marche pas encore. Il a continué à dire des blagues. Je lui ai coupé la parole pour dire: Monsieur, je suis ingénieur en Informatique, spécialité Réseaux Informatiques en plus. Et que ce que vous dites peut passer avec un médecin (Avec tous mes respects, moi aussi je ne saurai as la différence entre une bronchite et une grippe) mais pas avec moi.Enfi

With the help of ‘Horror Hotline’s’ producer Ben, a TV journalist from America, Mavis interviews the live broadcast of the call-in program. On her first night of filming, a man named Chris call in to recount his childhood adventure where he and six of his friends find a Big Head Monster baby, and things start to get out of control since then… Director:Pou-Soi Cheang Writers:Sunny Chan Wing-Sun Chan Genre: Horror Runtime: CD1 47:01 / CD2 46:26 Country: Hong Kong Language: Cantonese Subtitles: English (External) IMDB Link: http://imdb.com/title/tt0305647/ Torrent Download Horror Hotline… Big Head Monster Uploaded by Gardol2

NEW YORK (AP) — The NFL’s new guidelines on concussion management include a telephone hotline that will make it easier to report to the league when a player with a head injury is being forced to practice or play against medical advice. The league’s new concussion guidelines, many of which stemmed from a conference in June involving team trainers and doctors, were formalized Tuesday and will be sent to all players and other team personnel. They include whistle-blower provisions for more…

Beijing opened a hotline on Tuesday to receive non-emergency calls relating to all aspects of public services. Citizens can dial the simple number 12345, to report problems and complaints about traffic, electricity, heating and so on. The hotline has been set up in conjunction with various government departments so the reported problems and complaints can be quickly directed to the relevant department. It also enables callers to search for different government department phone numbers, or be directly put through to them. Beijing Mayor, Wang Qishan, said at the launch ceremony that he hoped the hotline would develop to become a useful tool for citizens to solve problems in their everyday lives. Currently the service is available in Chinese and English, but will add more languages as it develops into a city-wide network for solving non-emergency issues. It is expected to play an important role next year when the city holds the 2008 Olympic Games. Currently, 100 staff members are on-call

Smoking Cessation HotlineWant to help people quit smoking? Get a national TV network to publicize your toll-free number.That is the message of a new study that found calls to a national smoking-cessation hotline more than tripled in the wake of news anchor Peter Jennings' death from lung cancer."It's not enough just to build a (smoking cessation) service. You also have to advertise it," said Erik Augustson, a behavioral scientist with the National Cancer Institute's Tobacco Control Research Branch.In November 2005 ABC News promoted the national 1-800-QUIT-NOW phone number during a series of World News Tonight stories called "Quit to Live: Fighting Lung Cancer."Augustson and colleagues examined the response. The study findings appear in the July/August issue of the American Journal of Health Promotion.The phone number links callers to state counselors who give them recommendations about how to quit smoking. The counselors gave advice instead of simply referring callers to resources,

England's critically acclaimed quintet Gomez create music steeped in rock, pop, blues, funk, soul, and just about anything else they can get their crafty hands on. The use of three lead singers never varies the sound by much--they mostly recall Eddie Vedder and Joe Cocker with a pinch of Tom Waits on the rough end. Abandoned Shopping Trolley Hotline is a compilation of oddball tracks that have been accumulating as import single B-sides and outtakes. "Shitbag 9," the opening track, is a spontaneous studio field holler, whereas "Buena Vista" is an atmospheric nine-minute psychedelic suite. Two BBC live recordings ("78 Stone Shuffle," "Steve McCroski") feature the band in a refreshingly loose groove, stumbling around with a sense of mischief and energy absent from their carefully considered studio productions. Perhaps, most intriguingly, the band's included their version of the Beatles' "Getting Better," (recorded by Gomez at Abbey Road Studios), which became familiar to most of us as

CHICAGO (AP) -- Governor Rod Blagojevich has declared the month of July Elder Abuse Awareness month.The governor's office says more than 76,000 seniors in Illinois are victims of elder abuse.The state defines elder abuse as the neglect, financial exploitation, or physical, mental or sexual injury of a person age 60 or older.Illinois Department of Aging Director Charles Johnson says elder abuse happens every day and often goes unreported.He encourages victims or people who suspect someone is being abused to call the state's Elder Abuse Hotline at 866-800-1409.The department is holding an Elder Rights Conference in Lincolnshire on July 17th to 19th to raise awareness about the issue.

Rio: Invasions Open-Ended, But Crime Hotline Might Be Made Toll-Free! Posted by Colin Brayton on June 28th, 2007 [ The image “http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n216/cbrayton/bopealm7.png?t=1183048174” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.] Posted in The New Market Machines ( 209 links from 66 sites) by blogalvillager

Many Christian evangelist TV channels and websites advertise ‘prayer hotline’ phone numbers. Not that it bothers me personally, but I find it hard to understand why Christians don’t resent the flagrant commercialisation of their religion. Do they not find it tacky?! If God exists, is this the sort of presentation of which he approves? This got me thinking about how God might handle prayers himself, in heaven. After all, I know he is everywhere at once and knows everything, but there must be millions of people praying simultaneously at any given time. God is, of course, male, and everyone knows that men can’t multitask. Surely he needs just a little help to keep on top of it all? How about a call centre . . . ________________________________________________________________________ Oh Lord, Bring bring Bring bring A woman’s voice, soft, soothing and dreamlike. Operator: Hello, and welcome to the Paradise Prayer Hotline. Please press the * key on your telephone’s keypa

The Hotline: More On Joe Trippi And John EdwardsExcerpt:"Some points about Joe Trippi and John Edwards:# Trippi remains a hero to the Netroots. Justifiably. Opinions diverge when his fellow political strategists are polled, but many veteran strategists agree that Trippi is among the most brilliant, creative thinkers in politics.# Trippi will be the first to tell you that he's not the best manager of personnel; in this role, he won’t have to manage anyone… just give advice.# He's a big personality, and his reputation took a hit after 2004; That he would be asked to join a major Democratic campaign today, (and perhaps having chosen among several trying to recruit him, means that his standing has been rehabilitated.# Edwards's strategy team includes pollster Harrison Hickman, deputy manager Jonathan Prince, longtime adviser Miles Lackey, senior adviser Chris Chafe, senior adviser Nick Baldick, political director David Medina and manager David Bonior. Elizabeth Edwards remains first

The Hotline: Edwards Finance Director LeavesExcerpt:"Jennifer Swanson, Edwards's finance director, has left the campaign. Democratic fundraising sources said that Swanson announced her decision to to leave late last week, about two weeks into the second fundraising quarter. Swanson was not fired, sources said."http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2007/04/post_189.htmlAlex

Army Launches Wounded Warrior, Family Hotline Week of March 26, 2007 Army officials launched a new hotline to help wounded warriors and their family members to get information or assistance with medical or other issues. The "Wounded Soldier and Family Hotline" at 1-800-984-8523 can be reached from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Friday. As additional personnel are trained to receive calls and refer them to the proper organization or agency for resolution, the hotline hours of operation will expand to 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. To learn more, read the full article at Military.com.

How could I missed this? If you haven't noticed at the end of the "I'm a Flirt" video, you might have spotted a special invitation from R. Kelly to call him at the Chocolate Factory! YOU CAN CALL THE R.KELLY HOTLINE @ 312-278-396. NOW DON'T GET IT TWISTED IT'S NOT INTENDED FOR PHONE SEX JUST STRICTLY LISTENING TO KELLZ' LATEST MUSICAL WORK...YOU CAN EVEN LEAVE MESSAGE. SO ALL LIL' GIRLS HURRY TO THE CLOSEST PHONE & DIAL THE KELLZ HOTLINE! WHO KNOWS YOU MIGHT EVEN KELLY ON THE LINE... Dude is ridiculous...damn buffoon!

Check out this new remix to Pretty Ricky’s hit “On The Hotline.” It features Jim Jones and Missy Elliott. It’s good to finally hear something new from Missy. LISTEN: “ON THE HOTLINE (REMIX)”

An intensely Catholic Irish-American couple was on vacation in Italy visiting the Vatican, when they thought, “why not try to get an audience with the Pope?” Upon their inquiry the Vatican’s representative apologized saying it just would not be possible given the pope’s busy schedule. Michael, the husband, persisted, saying that they were very active members of the church back in America and gave

According to Indonesia Matters, Governor Sutiyoso of Jakarta wants a fair deal for the city's Chinese.He said this would be one way in which Jakarta would become a shining beacon for the nation, a place which would wipe out all forms of ethnic discrimination, especially in the bureaucracy.In accordance with the 2006 Citizenship Act there must no longer be any racial discrimination towards particular ethnic groups. It must not be made difficult for Chinese people to get their residency papers. Jakarta will be a pilot project for this.(Sejalan dengan Undang-Undang Kewarganegaraan Nomor 12 Tahun 2006, sudah tidak boleh ada lagi diskriminasi rasial terhadap etnis tertentu. Warga Tionghoa tidak boleh dipersulit saat mengurus dokumen kependudukan. Jakarta menjadi pilot proyek nasional dalam kegiatan ini.)Those who experienced difficulties, or stonewalling or corrupt officials, should phone a special hotline, 0811983899, to complain.Whether it will work, remains yet to be seen.Some comment

A 24 hour, 7 days a week hotline has been announced to assist Georgia homeowners avoid foreclosure. The program, called HOPE, will also offer face to face counseling to Georgians who may be at risk of losing their homes to foreclosure. This program announcement comes on the heels of a report that places Atlanta’s 2006 foreclosure total at 63,737 homes, 4.4% of the city’s households, which is 2nd highest in the country among major metro areas. The hotline phone number is 1-888-995-HOPE (4673)

Hotline sent out a news alert that, according to several sources, Democratic National Committee chair, Howard Dean, will announce that the DNC has selected Denver, Colorado to host the 2008 Democratic National Convention. According to multiple sources, DNC Chair Howard Dean will announce today that he’s selected Denver over NYC as the host city for the ‘08 Dem Convention. DNC will not yet confirm the selection.

Pretty Rick ft Rick Ross - Hotline remixPlies - In Love With Money (Featuring T.I.)Nelly Furtado - Say It Right remix (Prod. by DeejayColors)Mims - I Did You WrongPlayaz Circle ft. Bobby Valentino - Late At NiteNe-Yo - Put Your Hands UpSean Paul - Where Is The LoveWu Tang Clan - Take It BackMase - Immortal (Diss to Dipset)Joe Budden ft. Thara - Take It OffKilla Kyleon & Tum Tum - Get Money And Stay Fresh (prod_by._dsf)Lloyd - My ValentineLil Flip - Rap Game 2007Jim Jones - Im The ManJennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull - Que HecisteBrick & Lace - Never NeverBobby Valentino ft. Timbaland- AnonymousCadillac Don and J. Money - Fuck Dat BitchJoe Budden ft. Thara - Take It Off

There's a thing that happens to a person in an abusive relationship. While the abuse is taking place, she can clearly see the injustice; she wants to get out. She's taken her last hit. She packs her bags and gives the cat to a neighbor and makes arrangements to stay with her mother for awhile. But then the abuser comes home with a bunch of flowers and a cubic zirconium necklace and an apologetic smile and tells her how much he needs her and how his feelings for her just overwhelm him sometimes. And she believes he wants to change, and she puts her bags down and admires the Sparkly. She convinces herself that the mistreatments are probably temporary, and may even be a necessary sacrifice for those times she thinks she's truly happy.I have an abusive relationship with Cox Communications. Specifically: customer support.You may recall that when I got a grown-up job, I had a List of Things to Get Now That I'm Gainfully Employed. One of the things on that list was high-speed internet

{mosgoogle right}Victims of sexual harassment can seek advice on a new hotline provided by female lawyers.The Labor Lawyers Association of Japan in Tokyo's Chiyoda-ku will launch the hotline by female lawyers to provide consultations for women who fall prey to sexual harassment at the workplace.According to the association, the number of consultations received from alleged victims of sexual harassment has rapidly increased in recent years.The Tokyo Labor Burea [...]