How many marriages thrive when one partner is ignored? Does a friendship grow if it is rooted in lies? Can sisters truly love each other if their relationship is saturated with jealousy? Can a mother and daughter really understand the heart of the other if they speak only once a year?Over at Faith Lifts I wrote about the high maintenance factor of all meaningful relationships. Check it out.
2006Jane is unhappy with her dull husband and monotonous marriage. Thankfully, in the near-future unhappiness can be made a thing of the past and upgrades are always available.Directed byPhillip VanCASTNicolette Krebitz ... Jane Wanja Mues ... PaulJudith Rohde ... Delivery woman Anna Schenk-Rollman ... Marie
High Maintenance Bitch is more than just your ex-girlfriend, though the concept alone may bring similarly annoyed emotions. A luxury pet store is under criticism for its prominent logo, featuring the word Bitch on "at least half" of the outdoor sign. The pooch boutique caters to what it advertises, offering paw nail polish and a sparkly mascara for dogs, dubbed "Whiskara". Hoping to be the Victoria's Secret of bitches everywhere, the store is receiving local complaints, mainly dealing with parents of sheltered children."It is going to be a hot issue again when we get to our Wallingford Kiddie Parade and Street Fair," she said. Stillman fears that the sign will ruin family photos of the summer parade."The owners seem less worried, stating that to take it down is a violation of free speech. Speaking of free, the free publicity alone from the name makes any local battle worth the trouble. Here's hoping that there's a tangent store called Wet Shaved Pussy - what? it's for cat grooming,
The New York Daily News reports that Nick Lachey and his veejay got into it at Plumm in NYC the other night. Supposedly some chickenhead that looked like Jessica Simpson was all up in his area and Vanessa wasn't having it.Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey got into a tiff when a Jessica Simpson look-alike tried to slip her number to Lachey Wednesday night at Plumm.Minnillo started yelling, "We have to talk!" before leaving the club in a huff, says our spywitness. Lachey followed, opening the door of a cab for his miffed gal pal, who ignored him and hopped into another.Well, did he take the number willingly? Did he know what it was? Did he think it was the check? Bitch, I need details and I don't have his number.Anyway, this bitch better stop acting out in public like a crazy sideline hoe. Take it to the cab, take it back to his place. Ask about the number while you're twisting on his nuts.If he doesn't give you the right answer, make sure he pays. Conduct yourself like a confident la
SEATTLE (Feb. 22) - A newly opened store catering to very pampered dogs, especially female dogs, is getting more than questioning looks for its name, High Maintenance Bitch.am I the only one who thinks this is hysterical? is this a p.c. thing?
It appears that Seattle, Washington and its surrounding suburbsare the U.S. version of Holland. They aren't quite as risque andoutrageous, but definitely have their share of controversy. Lastmonth I reported on the HOT cups of java being served by severalSeattle area coffee shops - by scantily clad baristas. Now I have comeacross a story that has a personal touch for me (those who know mewill understand why immediately!)Seattle residents Lori and RyanPacchiano, brother and sister, recentlyopened a pet store that caters toextremely pampered pets, particularlythe female kind. Yes, it sounds enterprising,but what is the big deal? Well, the name ofthe store is actually the big deal - 'HighMaintenance Bitch'. LOVE IT!!! Lori statesthat the fledgling company "is probably themost high-end pet brand in the world."She and her brother hope to open 10 more stores over the next 3years at the cost of $200,000 each. (hhmmm, maybe time to findsome investors!) Some of the products they sell inclu
