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      Haiku Friday: A Feminine Topic
      "You'll feel a small pinch"said the doctor. Liar. Morelike a stabbing pain.But in a flash itwas over. And now I'm notfertile (for a time)A temporarysolution before we makea permanent choice.Do I want more kids?I thought no way, but I can'tcommit to that thoughtWe now have five yearsto decide if there will bemore diapers to changeSorry to any guys reading this today. I'm sure the last thing you want to read about is birth control.This week I decided to get an IUD. Partially because I'm sick of condoms and never want to take birth control pills ever again. (Can you say psycho mood swings?) Did it hurt? Well, I'll say it's amazing how pain from one small area can radiate up your spine and into your teeth.This wasn't exactly the plan we had set up before Mira. Originally, after Mira was born,

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Momku…not a Haiku, but a momku
      Here is what my week has been like. I have written it in a new poetry form known as the Momku. Driving to practices busy, baseball, buying food laundry, stained white baseball pants, smelly soccer uniforms, filling up a leaky tire Driving making dinner, eating on the deck, sausage on the grill driving still fixing the leaky faucet, trying to exercise, [...]

      Written by: Jesus and Dark Chocolate


      Haiku Friday #not got a clue!
      A train journey so peaceful. Relaxing - love em! Just me, music, calm. Zack loves our new friend, doesn’t leave him alone! Poor Tim - won’t get a break! Back to regular programming soon. I’m missing reading my fave blogs!

      Written by: A Little Space for Me


      Haiku Friday: Weekend Plans
      A busy weekendFirst, a walk for charityin CincinnatiNext, we come back toColumbus to see friends inrenaissance costumesThen on Sunday atrip to the zoo. So what areyour plans this weekend?(PS - This is thelast day to enter to wina SanDisk flash drive)(PPS - I alsohave a new book review up:Were You Raised By Wolves?)To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). DON'T sign unless you have a haiku this week. If you need help with this, contact Jennifer or myself.3. Pick up a Haiku Friday button to display

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku Friday: Simple Beauty
      On this warm spring dayshe is a beauty in redsitting in the grassHer eyes pierce your soulrarely a smile from her lipsalways seriousTo play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). DON'T sign unless you have a haiku this week. If you need help with this, contact Jennifer or myself.3. Pick up a Haiku Friday button to display on the post or in your sidebar by clicking the button at the top.REMEMBER: Do not post your link unless you have a haiku this week! We will delete any links without haiku!I've also go

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Lulu Haiku
      Blog Name: Lulu Haiku Category: Personal Owner: Lulu Description: My blog is haiku. Just seventeen syllables and each entry's done. Blog URL: Feed URL: Visit: Lulu Haiku Tech Tags: thoughts recollections personal blog women Lulu Haiku blog directory Blogging Women

      Written by: Blogging Women


      Haiku Me!
      I rarely win things, but I’ve been named a finalist over at Rocks in my Dryer in the Haiku about my mom contest. Am I the only one whose mother haunts me about my haircolor? You should hear what my dead grandmother whispers in my ear every time I pop a piece of chewing gum [...]

      Written by: Tales From My Tiny Kingdom


      Haiku Friday: Ode To Twitter
      I'm Twitter obsessed"What are you doing?" beckonsMini-blogging rocksOne hundred fortycharacters is all you haveYou must be conciseSo many new friendsYou can find anyone there -Even TweetJeebusTo play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). DON'T sign unless you have a haiku this week. If you need help with this, contact Jennifer or myself.3. Pick up a Haiku Friday button to display on the post or in your sidebar by clicking the button at the top.REMEMBER: Do not post your link unless you have a haiku th

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Coronation Street Haiku
      The Hairybloke blogger has written a Coronation Street haiku over on his blog. It's a good 'un even though I'm not really sure what a haslet is.So that's Corrie poetry sorted - want some Corrie tunes?

      Written by: Coronation Street


      Because I’m long-winded, even in Haiku. Geez.
      [Written Thursday night.] Ugh, I am so beat. It was a very long day. So ready to crash. [Please ignore my zit. Stop looking at it, I said! My skin is ‘teh suck.’] This afternoon, John left for the road once again. Only home two days. But, you know, at least he was home for those two days, and we had some time. On [...]

      Written by: Sarcastic Mom


      Haiku Friday: A Surreal Experience
      Yesterday I wason my college campus andwalking to my car"Hey, baby," he said.I looked up to see a carright in front of me.He had long dark hairAnd he couldn't have been morethan twenty years old"Do you want a ride?"His eyebrows raised as he saidthis bad pick up line.I glanced behind meWho, me? I thought to myselfIs this a cruel joke?He was serious.Didn't he know I'm at leastten years his elder?I was tired anddidn't look my best for sure.Could this shirt have helped?Mominatrix shirts: they'll make younger men hit on you.My thanks to you, dude,I don't know why you did it,But I am flattered.It's been a long timeSince a guy who isn't myhusband hit on me.You helped me to feelsexy again. I'm more thanjust a frumpy mom!And so I must sayI am very sorry thatI laughed in your face.To play along for

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku
      Before I had pubes, Metallica was awesome Money triumphs art I’m moving files around to make room for some podcasts on my old laptop… I got a brand new laptop a few weeks ago for recording with, and it totally fucking figures that my M-Audio USB Omnistudio doesn’t work on Vista. If anyone has a clue [...]

      Written by: Global Apathy


      Haiku of one with much
      Dishes are dirty Laundry is in dirty piles And errands to run Clouds cover the sky Raindrops dot across windows Migraine lingers on Curling up in bed With hot tea and no kiddies Is the dream I have Hubby working though Ten years as of yesterday Getting nice gift card So I plod ahead Attempt to do all today And wish migraine gone ** And thus ends my first haiku.  I [...]

      Written by: Redefining Perfect


      Haiku Friday: Absent
      A haiku, you say?Sorry, but I'm not at homeTry Jennifer's blogStill in New Jersey at the event, and hope to have a blog post up about it soon at Mommy's Must Haves. All I can say for now is that I'm exhausted. Have fun haikuing with Jennifer today!To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). DON'T sign unless you have a haiku this week. If you need help with this, contact Jennifer or myself.3. Pick up a Haiku Friday button to display on the post or in your sidebar by clicking the button at the top.RE

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Full Term Pregnancy: A Haiku And A Poll
      Labor contractions kept me up all night last night False, but still painful. I’ve finished my 37th week of pregnancy and Lucy is nice and big, which means this pregnancy is considered full term. My body is whispering: this baby is almost ready to come. I’m having a lot of false labor; it’s irregular, but [...]

      Written by: My Mommy's Place: Mommy's Blog


      Haiku Friday: Young Jedi
      Daddy-daughter time:She is a Jedi fighter.He is a Sith lord.A flash of blue lightcrashing against red light inthe lightsaber duelIt's Star Wars at homeShe's never seen the moviesBut it is still funThis is what happensWhen your husband's a geek andShares it with your kidTo play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). DON'T sign unless you have a haiku this week. If you need help with this, contact Jennifer or myself.3. Pick up a Haiku Friday button to display on the post or in your sidebar by clicking th

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku Friday #3 - Spring Has Sprung
      to appreciate spring you must have hope that you too can be reborn – Mama Kelly To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps: 1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What’s a haiku, you ask? Click here. 2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at [...]

      Written by: 2 Witches Blog - Pagan Family Life


      Haiku Friday: Spring Break
      I'm on Spring Break, butwith two kids to care for itsnot much of a breakTomorrow is thestart of Cordy's Spring Break, too.My stress is doubled.It wouldn't be sobad, except the weathermanis predicting this:Rain, rain, rain and rainSo much for hitting the zooIndoor fun only.Still, it could be worse -It could be the forecast fromTwo short weeks ago:(If you haven't yet, feel free to ask me a question. I'll start answering them in a day or two.)To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). DON'T sign unles

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Four haiku, a poem by Saut Situmorang
      such boredom...the goldfish swimmingmeasuring the aquarium***CHURCH BELLthe city walls laugh at it***ANCIENT TREEa flower on the top branch***MIDDAY SUNthe dew in the graveyard stillSaut Situmorang, one of famous Indonesian Poet, now living in Yogyakarta, a basis of Indonesian intellectual. Saut recently released his "Otobiography" which content his complete poem collection. Saut chalange Indonesian literature society to againts Utan Kayu domination.

      Written by: Great Literary Works


      Haiku Friday #2 - Trying to Transform
      trying to transform a butterfly emerges from a dark cocoon   - Mama Kelly March 2007 To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps: 1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What’s a haiku, you ask? Click here. 2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer’s [...]

      Written by: 2 Witches Blog - Pagan Family Life


      Haiku Confession.
      google reader hasseventy eight blog entries and it's only noonI've been slacking this week, spending all my time and energy on something else important to me. The kids?No, not my kids - are you serious?Pfft!! What do I look like?Something else...I'm going to do my best to catch up on your blogs. One can't expect to keep readers if they aren't active in their community, you know? I take that button in my sidebar very seriously.

      Written by: Immoral Matriarch


      Haiku Friday… lost count!
      Things have been hectic the past couple of days here. I’m a single mum. HA! Gotcha there, not for ever, just til this Sun! J needed a break. Not been doing well my poor hubby, doesn’t know how to get better. Six weeks he’s been off sick from work. Anxiety attacks, depression… Trying to keep on trucking. Needs to get away so to home he went. Been interesting, the [...]

      Written by: A Little Space for Me


      A Jade Flower Lei - Made in Haiku Maui Hawaii
       JADE FLOWER LEI At the Haiku Ho'olaulea 2008 at the Haiku Community Center last weekend, we ran into someone making leis from JADE flowers.   These incredible looking flower garlands are a traditional Hawaiian custom.  A lei is worn around the neck.        The flowers grow in long bunches from a climbing vine that entwines through a tree branches.  These ones are growing in the Waipio area along the north shore of Maui Hawaii - in the Haiku district.  That's the real color of the flowerets.       Are you thinking of moving to Haiku Maui?    HAIKU GOODLE MAPPlease contact a Maui Realtor when you need more local info - Georgina M.

      Written by: HERE'S YOUR SIGN!


      Confessional Haiku
      3, 4F, 2, 4, 3, 8my measurements back then -too embarrassed nowSo my Haiku'ic - Friday Confession is that I've gained a shit load of weight since I had my 2nd child. It's not baby weight. It's lazy-overeating-never-get-off-my-ass-possibly-hormonal-because-of-the-tubal weight. I need to lose...I want to say...60 pounds. J. and everyone else says that that's way too much and that I'll look anorexic but I pay them no mind.The only time you pay attention to someone telling you that you want to lose too much weight is when they say "You don't need to lose a pound!"If they say anything like "oh, that's too much!" or "maybe 10 or 15" or "you could just tone up a bit!" then they're full of shit; they think you're a walrus and are trying not to hurt your feelings.Trust me.My tits weigh 10 pounds ea

      Written by: Immoral Matriarch


      Haiku Friday: Hai-ku-lujah, Oh Happy Day!
      Dear feral neighborsForeclosure is awful, butWe will not miss youNo more broken fenceor boys peeing in our yardNo more peeping tomsThe cops won't visitWe'll enjoy our yard againIn relative peaceSo goodbye to youI'd say I wish you well butThat would be a lieIt's been a week since we last saw the moving truck, but I've waited this long to share the news to make sure they are really gone. And it's been a week with no one there! No word on what happened, but knowing that they were in foreclosure last fall, only to be given one more chance, I can infer that foreclosure has finally caught up to them. He could never keep a job, and the mortgage was high.Words can't describe how thrilled I am. It feels like a giant weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Living next to such vicious, uncivilized

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Software Senryu (Haiku)
      Senryu (literally 'river willow') is a Japanese form of short poetry similar to haiku, with three lines of 5-7-5 syllables.  Senryu tends to be about human foibles, while haiku tends to be about nature; senryu is often cynical or darkly humorous, while haiku is serious. Assembled from the Internet is a collection of senryu about [...]

      Written by: Software Development Topics


      Haiku Friday: Red Bird
      A blanket of whiteAnd then I see him: a smallFlash of brilliant redLovely cardinal,Won't you come closer? We wantTo admire you(click the picture to enlarge it)I snapped this photo earlier in the week from my living room window. This little guy has been hanging out at my backyard bird feeder all week, but he's too shy to come out from the trees when I'm near the window. Still, he's stunning against the snowy backdrop, isn't he?To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). DON'T sign unless you have a h

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku - SOS
      Yearly work party.Bowling with the engineers. Someone, rescue me.Yay, it's warming up.Negative twenty degrees.Someone, rescue me.  Copyright ©2007-2008 What Works For Us. All Rights Reserved.

      Written by: What Works For Us


      Haiku Friday: Gamer's Paradise
      It took long enoughbut then we received the call:Wii would like to playFor the low cost oftwo hundred forty-nine bucksyou can bowl with friendsThanks to Aaron's brother, we are now the proud owners of a Wii. Awesome game system, and perfect for parties. I can't wait to try out more games.To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). DON'T sign unless you have a haiku this week. If you need help with this, contact Jennifer or myself.3. Pick up a Haiku Friday button to display on the post or in your sid

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku - Happy, Sappy 1.5
      Happy 1.5Where did the 18 months gomy sweet, blissful son?Still a mama's boy,I know that will change in time.But let's not rush things.Fall 2007  Copyright ©2007-2008 What Works For Us. All Rights Reserved.

      Written by: What Works For Us


      Haiku Friday: Blogger Baby Boom
      2007was only the start of a blogging baby boomLots of new preggos -Is it catching? Then pass memy birth control, please.Apparently 2008 is the year of the baby here in the blog world. Is it a virus, spreading blog to blog? Is it contagious? With each new pregnancy announcement, I start to sweat a little, wondering if a second form of birth control should be added to the regimen. Can't be too careful, right? I mean, my two girls are adorable, but the thought of a third one right now makes me nauseous.So to all of you pregnant bloggers out there - I love you, I'm excited for you, and I will keep reading (and I want you to come visit me, too), but keep your maternity cooties to yourself, OK?To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do on

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku - Juno Is Numero Uno
      Thanks guitar heroI signed me up for Netflix.Movie suggestions?Went to see Juno.The ending, simply shocking.The plot, mahvelous.  Copyright ©2007-2008 What Works For Us. All Rights Reserved.

      Written by: What Works For Us


      Haiku Friday: A Hair-Do
      Cordy's new breakthrough:Her hair is OK to touchWithout a meltdownRubber bands and bows -Ringlets cascading downwardShe looks so girlyCordy's sensory issue with her hair has been a problem for over a year. Those gorgeous curls are always begging for attention, yet any attempt to touch them is met with screams and wails. This is especially a problem for distant family and strangers, who seem to be drawn to those Shirley Temple ringlets with a burning desire to pull one of those little golden springs.Every time we wash her hair is a battle. While she likes to splash and play in the bath, she despises water on her head. And combing out her curls takes an entire episode of Bunnytown, since we have to distract her with TV to even have a chance at getting a comb near her. Sure, she has pretty h

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Third Haiku
      One by one, they came Lighting up the winter sky Then there were showers Image : One of the shots I clicked two weeks back during a stroll at the Creek, where there is an awesome display of fireworks every weekend night. It is Dubai Shopping Festival time here and the city is abuzz with festivity.

      Written by: Sameera's Haven


      A Tricycle Built Haiku
      Jack’s old tricycle and a thoughtful stare, waiting for the signs of spring. A tricycle built for two. Well really just one but don’t tell them that. Well, it’s got more space than the loft I have down in lower Manhattan.

      Written by: Make it a Double


      Vaginal Repair: A Haiku
      Ok, it’s not really a haiku and unfortunately, it’s not the first time I’m writing about vaginal repair. This year, an old apartment that used to be a ticketing office magically transformed to a lying-in-clinic/ dermatology clinic/ spa! Well, the fact that this clinic is an enchilada isn’t the thing that’s most interesting about it. In an effort to reach out to the middle-aged women who probably need to have their vagina umm… remodeled, re-uphostlered and… renovated, the clinic put up a very eye-catching tarpaulin that literally makes everyone look stare ogle gawk.     warning: pictures after the jump may be riveting. (more…) Viewed 444 times by 201 viewers

      Written by: Atheista


      Haiku Friday: A Blogger's Torture
      Dark clouds overheadPlease let us weather this stormCrossing my fingersMy stomach in knotsDid we offend you, karma?Let things go our way.I wish I could tellAll these worries in my headBut I must stay muteWant to know how to drive a blogger insane? Give her news that directly affects her family and stresses her out, but then tell her she can't blog about it because people involved may read the blog, which could affect the outcome. It's killing me.I want to explain what's going on. I want to whine and cry and ask for a shoulder to lean on, spilling out my fears to any who would listen. It's a situation I've never had to deal with before, it's scary, and being unable to type out those words is almost painful. It's such a big part of my life right now that writing posts without discussing it feels sort of dishonest.As soon as I'm able, I will share everything. But for now, I can only write these vague lines. Slightly therapeutic, but overall still unsatisfying to me, and I'm sure

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Of Guest Contributors, LeftWingConspiracy.com And A Late Night Triple Tirade Of Haiku Assault On The Criminal Right Wing
      Of Ideas In Double Crossing The Right Wing During Election Time Of Presidents Who Would Find It Easier If This Were A Dictatorship Of Right Wing Insanity For President In 2008 Hate Republicans? Reg As One For Primaries Vote Against Them Twice George W Bush The Worst President Ever That's Saying Something Such A Goddamn Liar You Know, If There Is A Hell I Will See You There What Kind Of A Man Is Sure About Everything And Yet Always Wrong? You Make Me Ashamed With You As My President USA's Mistake Pretending You're Tough Doesn't Help Those Who Go Fight You Stay And Cower That 9/11 Is The Best Thing That's Happened To Extend Your Reign That Terrorism Formula For Tragedy Tax Cut For The Rich Is It Liberate Or Really Just Occupy Bring Our Troops Home Now Condoleeza Rice Wow, You've Accomplished So Much All Without A Soul Bush Cabinet Post A Conscience Is Not Needed Bloodsucking, A Must Poor Mike Huckabee How To Distinguish Yourself? God, God, Rah, Rah, Rah Good Ol

      Written by: Deadly Haiku


      Haiku Vol. III
      HAIKU VOL. II: Misc.Viaje a 800Santa AguedaDiablo Roto de ...Estampida de TrombonesZoom - I High On FireDeath Is This Communion Pass: www.mediaportal.ruSurrounded By Thieves (2002) Blessed Black WingsEarthlessRhythms from a Cosmic Sky Sonic PrayerSword HeavenEntrance the cageLauraPhotographs EP / 2001 Mapping Your Dreams / 2005 Radio Swan is Down / 2006 Part1 and Part2AlcestLe Secret...Souvenirs d'un autre mondeNadjaThaumagenesis I Have Tasted the Fire Inside Your Mouth EP Bliss Torn From EmptinessGuilted by the Sun EPBodycage [vinyl]CorrasionTruth Becomes Death w/Atavist - 12012291920/1414101 w /Fear Falls Burning - We Have Departed The Circle BlissfullyRussian CirclesUpper NinetyEnterThe GoslingsGrandeur of Hair Between The DeadCadaver In Drag Full Of Hatred Made Impure Ruined OrgansRaw ChildSix Organs of Admittance666 Days of Blood Untitled CDR 2004 Live 10-16-04 @ Instal It Was Written Nightly TremblingSchool of the FlowerDark NoontideCompathiaSThe Manifestatio

      Written by: Blood Is Truth


      Haiku Friday: Weather Report
      The weather forecast:Maybe snow or maybe iceThey get paid for this?One says a shovelAnother an ice scraperWeathermen don't knowI'm really not sure what to expect this weekend. Our area is already under a winter storm watch for Saturday, but no one can say for certain what's coming. However, it's enough to send the city into a panic to buy up all the bread and milk at the grocery. You'd think we were living in Atlanta, not Columbus. It's a little ice and snow, people! We're Ohioans - we can handle this!Also, in keeping with today's haiku theme, I wanted to let you all know about a haiku contest at LeastLikely2Breed.net. Details can be found at their site, but the basics are if you e-mail them a haiku about one of their products, you can win a cool prize. And for each entry they receive, they'll donate $.50 to Doctors Without Borders. Deadline is Dec. 22.To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all followin

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku Friday: School's Out
      I have more time nowThis term of school is done nowI passed my classesBut wait, no rest yetIt's the holidays, you dolt!Shop, wrap, bake, cook, clean.I took my last final exam last night, even though I was still recovering from the plague. I didn't do as well as I could have, but I know I still passed the class. This morning I took a deep breath, thinking that I would have some free time for the next few weeks between school sessions.Then the crushing reality of the holidays fell on my head when I realized we haven't purchased any Hanukkah gifts yet and we're celebrating with Aaron's family on Sunday. Ack! Christmas isn't even on my to-do radar yet. So much for free time.Sometimes I don't like being a grown up very much.To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below or at Jennifer's blog with your name and th

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku
        ¡¡¡Que feliz que estoy!!! Definitivamente Ivan ademas de ser una excelente persona, tiene el don de escribir un haiku sobre el tema que uno quiera, a mi me escribió las hermosas frases que ven arriba y lo hizo a las horas de habérselo perdido. Y es tan generoso con su arte que aparto una sección [...]

      Written by: El universo de Alex


      Fatty McFatterton Ate Haiku Friday
      Went to bed early So I wouldn't eat again I'm so pathetic. Dreams of cookies hauntI want to stuff my faceholeMy butt keeps growing. Tomorrow I wake Another day of trying Not to be a pig. I've...

      Written by: Old SM


      Haiku Friday: School Pictures
      Her first school picture Takes an hour to make her sitSo very CordyI knew in advance that picture day didn't go well at school. Her teacher told me that it took nearly an hour to get her into the picture room, and even then she didn't want to get near the flash and the camera. To make it even better, she had split her bottom lip that morning, too.Cordy used to love getting her picture taken at photo studios as a baby. Proof? OK, if you insist:See? I told you she loved the camera. But since the summer before she turned two, photo studios have scared her terribly, and after the last attempt at two years old, we haven't tried taking her back. Her sensory issues have only become worse since then - I can't imagine she would be able to sit for an entire photo session.So I wasn't surprised to find this as her first preschool picture:A slightly scared, cautiously curious, partially pissed-off look. Yep, that's my girl. And while at first I was a little disappointed that we didn't get a

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku - Black Friday Insanity
      I am a nutjob.I am shopping Black Friday.I hope I return.Some profanity.A lot of insanity.For cheap vanity.What am I doing?If I never blog again,I was trampled on. Subscribe to the What Works For Us feed.

      Written by: What Works For Us


      Haiku Friday: Thanksgiving
      My Thanksgiving daythe same as when I was youngI felt like a kid Mom crams people innever enough room to sitno one says thank you Why is it so hardTo get everyone to sayWhy they are thankful Why does my sisterForget that we are now friendsUnlike growing up Why does she feel likeShe needs to belittle meAnd act like a douche I am grown up nowI have two sweet little kidsI love my husband Why does ThanksgivingUndo the last thirty yearsOf us growing up Thank God for white wineAnd Black Friday sales onlineearly on Thursday Turkey HangoverGot to clean my house todayTo plan a party My sister elopedHer third marriage and my giftis a party here I will bite my tongueI AM so happy for themEven if she SUCKS-- Ah, family. My sister and I did not get along for about the first 29 years of my life. We really, truly did not like each other. She was the golden child. I was the black sheep. My dad literally called her Princess and me, Madonna. She could do no wrong. My independence,

      Written by: MommyCosm


      Haiku Friday, #6
      Once again, my lovelies, it's Haiku Friday! Gained about a ton In less than thirty minutes Burp. Fart. Wheeze. Sigh. Moan. Things The Mexican is thankful for: 1. Licking the Gravy Pan 2....

      Written by: Old SM


      Haiku Friday: Black Friday Edition
      Black Friday is hereWant a digital frame cheap?Only until noon!I am thankful forthe huz, who wakes up earlyto shop the big salesOh sure, I love Black Friday. The teaser sales are exciting, but the early hours? Eh, not for me. Before we had kids, Aaron and I would pick the sales that interested us the most, then go out together. Now, he goes out for the early morning sales race, and I stay home with the kids. I like this arrangement.Edited to add:We struck out this year too many bargain hunters not enough productTo play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). We will delete your link if it doesn't go to a haiku. If you need help with this, contact Jennifer or myself.3. Pick up a Haiku Friday button to display on the pos

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Battlestar Haiku Review - Week Seven
      I feel so cheap and used. The BSG: Razor flashbacks were supposed to lead up to something other than Commander Adama standing in front of the new Galactica gift shop, picking his nose. I’m so annoyed that this flashback got two haiku reviews: (more…) Related PostsBattlestar Haiku Review - Week 2Battlestar Haiku Review - Week FiveBattlestar Haiku Review - Week Six

      Written by: Pink Raygun - News, Reviews and Interviews for Fangirls...and boys


      Diecisiete Haiku
      Algo me han dicho la tarde y la montaña Ya lo he perdido La vasta noche no es ahora otra cosa que una fragancia ¿Es o no es el sueño que olvidé antes del alba? Callan las cuerdas. La música sabía lo que yo siento. Hoy no me alegran los almendros del huerto. Son tu recuerdo. Oscuramente libros, láminas, llaves siguen mi suerte. Desde aquel día no he movido las piezas en el tablero. el desierto acontece la aurora. Alguien lo sabe. La ociosa espada sueña con sus batallas. Otro es mi sueño. El hombre ha muerto. La barba no lo sabe. Crecen las uñas. Ésta es la mano que alguna vez tocaba tu cabellera. Bajo el alero el espejo no copia más que la luna. Bajo la luna la sombra que se alarga es una sola. ¿Es un imperio esa luz que se apaga o una luciérnaga? La luna nueva. Ella también la mira desde otra puerta. Lejos un trino. El ruiseñor no sabe que te consuela. La vieja mano sigue trazando versos para el olvido tags: BORGES, HAIKU, POESIA

      Written by: Bípedos Depredadores


      Murphy's Haiku
      Two months of savings set aside, first payment on the big student loan. What do you mean your car repair cost thirty-five hundred dollars? Crap. That's okay. We've got a cheque coming in this month... is it cold in here? Yes. Apparently our furnace isn't working. Crap crap crap crap crap. Update: Bill from furnace guys: Ninety dollars and ten cents. Problem: switch turned off.

      Written by: Bub and Pie


      Haiku Friday, #5
      Once again, my lovelies, it's Haiku Friday! ANOTHER MOLAR THIS WEEK. It has been hell, to say the least. It peeked through on Tuesday, and has been hurting him all week. Peer in there, on...

      Written by: Old SM


      Haiku Friday: The Big Game
      It's that time againOSU v. UoMQuick! Hide your dumpsters!It's "Beat Michigan" week here in Columbus, and the city has once again gone crazy with the scarlet and gray fever. I only hope that Ohio State wins this game - and not just because I support the Buckeyes partially based on the fear of what might happen if I didn't.It's also because the drunk, happy rioters setting dumpsters on fire are so much easier to deal with than the drunk, bitter rioters setting dumpsters on fire. (It doesn't matter if we win or lose - there are always riots, and you can count on at least one dumpster fire.)To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). We will delete your link if it doesn't go to a haiku. If you need help with this,

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku Friday, #4
      Once again, my lovelies, it's Haiku Friday! Just recently, John and I watched the movie "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." This movie? Is amazing. I highly recommend it. It's...

      Written by: Old SM


      Haiku Friday: Toys and Villains
      Lead paint, toxic drugsNo toy is safe anymoreWood blocks for Christmas?First there was small magnets posing a danger, then lead paint, and now poisonous chemicals that can lead to a coma or death. Seems like every toy is a little death bomb waiting to pounce on our kids. I may be sticking to organic fabric and wood when shopping for gifts for the girls.Ninth of NovemberHalloween is over now?Tell that to my kid.I'm not sure which is worse - listening to Cordy beg to watch Mickey's House of Villains for the 78 gazillionth time, or having to sit through it again. Cordy will not accept that Halloween is over, and I'm slowly going insane from it. I think even at Christmas she'll be walking up to Santa, saying "Look, mommy, a red monster! Happy Halloween!"To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below with your name a

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku Vol. II
      HAIKU VOL. II: Doom - Drone - Prog - Dark - Black- Ambient - Exp - Post - Metal Earth2 [special low frequency edition] Phase 3: Thrones And Dominions Sunn Amps And Smashed Guitars HEX; Or Printing In The Infernal MessageHEREHibernaculumOrthodoxGran Poder psw: www.mediaportal.ruAmanencer en puerta oscuraGraves at SeaDocuments of Grief - MirrorSplit w/AsunderCirrhosis - Mirror GoatsnakeFlower of DiseaseSplit w/ Burning WitchTrampled under HoofS/TKyussBlues for the Red SunWelcome to the Sky Valley... And the Circus Leave Town Los NatasCiudad de BrahmanCorsario NegroDel mar Corrupted anciano 7'' (1995) grief-split 7'' 1995 El Dios Queja 10"EP Nadie Black Army Jacket split 7"EP Enemy Soil "split" Noothgrush "split" Dios Injusto EP Scarver's Calling "split" Phobia "split" Llenandose de Gusanos 2 cd Machetazo "split" Meat Slave "split" Sloth "split" La Victima Es Tu Mismo EP Tea PartySplendor Soilsthe Edges of TwilightTransmissionTriptychSeven Circles Sunn O)))Gri

      Written by: Blood Is Truth


      Battlestar Haiku Review - Week Five
      Looks like the SciFi Channel has given up on forcing us to watch Flash Gordon by plopping two minutes of Battlestar in the middle of it: the Razor flashbacks are now online. Here’s your haiku review: (more…) Related PostsBattlestar Haiku Review - Week 2Battlestar Haiku Review - Week FourBattlestar Haiku Review - Week Three

      Written by: Pink Raygun - News, Reviews and Interviews for Fangirls...and boys


      Haiku Friday: Ode to Halloween Candy
      So glad Halloweenonly happens once a yearor else I’d get fat  Twix, Kit Kats, RolosSnickers, Skittles, M&MsHow I love you so Vacation is soonOnly six more weeks to goBathing suit must fit Farewell my sweet friendsOut of the house you must goOut of sight and mind

      Written by: MommyCosm


      Haiku Friday, #3
      Once again, my lovelies, it's Haiku Friday! The way, and how much, you sleep - as well as how you start your day - have so much impact on the shape of things in your life. Let me dabble with...

      Written by: Old SM


      Haiku Friday: Visions of Fun Size Bars Pound In My Head
      My stomach in knots,I feel sick, no energy -Sugar hangoverThe one problem with having a child who doesn't know what to do with candy is that I then eat way too much of it.Cordy loved trick or treat, had a lot of fun looking at her candy, but has yet to figure out that you eat it. Meaning it's just sitting in the bowl, taunting me. I've been snacking on it for over 24 hours now, giving me the worst candy hangover since I was eight and devoured all of the Reese's Cups in my stash in one sitting. Bleh.To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku, you ask? Click here.2. Sign the Mister Linky below with your name and the link to your haiku post (the specific post URL, not your generic blog URL). We will delete your link if it doesn't go to a haiku. If you need help with this, contact Jennifer or myself.3. Pick up a Haiku Friday button to display on the post or in y

      Written by: A Mommy Story


      Haiku Vol. I
      HAIKU VOL. I: Free Folk - Drone - Noise - Ambient - Exp - Electronic -Psicodelia10/29/07 Lähtö AMENDS Shadows of what we were Leaving behind the sun FootnoteMyspaceSouvenirs Young America - September Songs GinnungagapCrashed Like Wretched Moth EpRemeindre Oren Ambarchi - Insulation Datashock & Aidan Baker & Leah Buckaref - Live in Darmstadt 2007 HLAVAVoice of the seven woods - s/t Riftmusic No. 1 Double Leopards - (limited copies - surprise)CD1CD2 Espers EspersEspers II ExcepterDiscographyWebsiteOwl XoundsTeenagers from Mars Touch The Iceberg Pocahaunted A Tear for Every Grain of Sand casseteWhat The Spirit Tells Me casseteWater-Born 3" cdr Pocahaunted & Robedoor collaborationMouth of Prayer cdrLiving Light 12"Paper - As As Lasse Marhaugthe Great Silence Spaghetti Western Rainbow Racooo-oo-oon Woods - Pre-American Lands lp split (Mythos Folkways Vol. 2) The Cave of Spirits Forever cdrIs

      Written by: Blood Is Truth


      When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Haiku
      It’s really late and I’m super-tired. But I’m not too tired to bring you a haiku, my friends. And so, two outdoor parties in cold and rain, the sickness: inevitable Yeah, we party like penguins out here in the sticks. I’ll write more when I unfreeze. That’d be tomorrow. Come visit me tomorrow. tomorrow. tomorrow. (That was me, doing an echo. echo. echo.) Okay, I’m going to bed. Advertisement: Got opinions? Take an online survey today for a chance to win $5,000.

      Written by: My Mommy's Place: Mommy's Blog


      TGIF & Haiku Friday: Chester
      My dog is stinky.Made appointment for groomer.Named Tiny Bubbles Chester is anxiousFell off table way too scaredBlood everywhere…eww! It’s OK BuddyLet me find the source of bloodSit still you big lug I said “Sit Still PLEASE”Yucky. You lost a toe nail.“SIT NOW CRAZY DOG” Oh, no…you did NOTI should not have raised my voiceYou pooped everywhere! -- Needless to say, Chester’s recent grooming experience SUCKED! We adopted the poor dog from the Australian Shepard Rescue League on January 1st of this year. We were approved for adoption rather quickly, however it took about 9 months for us to find the “right” dog for our family. He is really a big love…and I mean BIG. He is 90 lbs. The typical Aussie is around 45 lbs. We joke that we got a 2fer. He is pure Aussie, but looks like he was bred with a Newfoundland. He is such a gentle giant. He’s so sweet and so great with our other dog and, most importantly, the k

      Written by: MommyCosm


      Haiku Friday
      Once again, my lovelies, it's Haiku Friday! I'm going to celebrate Beauty in Nature this Friday. It's one of my favorite things about existing.____Eastward it rises Tomorrow, it will return We wait in darkness.____Web spins so quickly Flies die - no chance to escape Spiders are hungry.____Each petal opens Slowly she stretches upward The gladiolus.

      Written by: Old SM


      Haiku Friday
      Once again, my lovelies, it's Haiku Friday! I'm going to celebrate Beauty in Nature this Friday. It's one of my favorite things about existing.____Eastward it rises Tomorrow, it will return We...

      Written by: Old SM


      Haiku Friday: Threatening to Cut It All Off
      The sudden sharp painIt's like a Vulcan nerve pinchLet go! Let go please!I'll chop it all offIf you pull my hair once more -That really hurts kid!After nearly a year of growing out my hair, I'm seriously tempted to cut it again right now. Mira is practicing her death grip, and my hair is her favorite target. Sometimes she doesn't even look - she reaches upwards and back, finds hair, holds on and pulls. And when that happens, I'm at her mercy, brought to my knees as I beg this little person to please release me.My hair is too short in the front to be held back in a ponytail. I tell myself that this phase will pass (along with the biting - that will pass, too. Right?), and cutting it all off would be bad. But bald can be sexy, right? It has to be better than having patches of bald spots from a tiny torture specialist.To play along for Haiku Friday, follow these steps:1. Write your own haiku on your blog. You can do one or many, all following a theme or just random. What's a haiku,

      Written by: A Mommy Story


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