Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's t
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly.Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortab
(AP)- Well President-elect Obama is definitely keeping one of his campaign promises. He vowed to ramp up the offensive in Afghanistan. Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced this week that the Pentagon is moving to get three of the four combat brigades requested by commanders into Afghanistan by the summer. A brigade is equivalent to about 3,500 troops. Still no clear time table on when the draw
It was reported yesterday that the current, and Barack Obama's choice to remain, Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, intends to deploy 20,000 military troops within the United States, to help local law enforcement deal with domestic emergencies.We've been down this road before. During World War I, army intelligence agents had arrest powers and free reign throughout the country. They used that
If you are a Bill Gates, you can’t sit at home after an early retirement. You will do something; Bill Gates is doing a lot more. After stepping down from his position at Microsoft and handing over the helm to Steve Ballmer, Gates is reportedly setting up a new company. The new company, called bgc3 (the website is still under construction, check out ), is reported to deal with
Note:This is an imaginary comic article. This is just a satire and contains no facts.After the Yahoo! Deal was laid off, the whole Microsoft felt deceived and upset. On January 31st 2008, YHOO stocks closed at 19.03$. And a day after, the Microsoft announcing its interest to takeover the internet giant, its stock prices shot up to 28$ in a single day and even reached 30$ at some point of time. But
Seeking experience in wartime, President-elect Barack Obama intends to retain Defence Secretary Robert Gates as head of the Pentagon — if only temporarily — and has chosen a retired Marine general to be White House national security adviser, officials have said.Gates and retired Gen James Jones would bring decades of experience to the administration of a 47-year-old commander in chief who camp
I’ve been giving Obama a hard time on his administration picks being Clintonites, lobbyists, and everything but the change his mantra promised. I’m not gonna do that on this one.
President-elect Barack Obama will keep Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates as a show of continuity in a time of war, Democrats close to the transition said.
Bill Gates morreu num acidente de carro, e quando se deu conta estava no purgatório Deus veio ao seu encontro e falou:- Bill, eu estou realmente confuso quanto ao seu caso: não sei se o mando para o céu ou para o inferno... Afinal, você ajudou bastante a sociedade, difundindo o computador no mundo inteiro, mas, por outro lado, criou também aquele tal de Ruindows... Então, no seu caso, vou ab
I knew that boy had talent and now he’s gone and proved it! Gareth Gates has been photographed for his new role as Prince Charming in the Christmas pantomime ‘Cinderella’ at the New Wimbledon Theatre in London. Couldn’t find a recent clip of Gareth. but did find the one below!
That could be some long pantomime, [...]
The foundation set up by Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates is to donate almost $1 million to help poor farmers in developing countries get insurance against natural disasters, the UN said Monday.The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation will give $998,000 to fund research as part of an initiative organized by the World Food Programme (WFP) and International Fund for Agricultural Development (IFAD), the
These are the new holdings (sans ETF and sans derivatives) for Bill Gates' CASDADE INVESTMENT LLC As of September 30, 2008: AUTONATION (NYSE: AN) 5,263,588...
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According to a post on Bodysport, IFBB Figure Pro and reigning Ms. Figure Olympia Jennifer Gates has signed a 2 year deal, with an option for a third, with Pro Fight Supplements, owned by IFBB Pro Moe Elmoussawi.
"You would think that being one of the top IFBB Figure pro's in the sport and certainly one of the prettiest would be more than enough to attract offers from someone wanting an athlete t
Il fondatore del colosso va in pensioneUltimo giorno in ufficio per Bill Gates. Il fondatore di Microsoft dopo 33 anni di "onorato lavoro" va in pensione. E lascia il timone del colosso informatico a Steve Ballmer. Da lunedì 30 giugno il "pensionato d'oro", si dedicherà solo alla "Bill&Melinda Gates Foundation", l'istituto filantropico fondato con la moglie nel 2000, che vanta il titolo di assoc
In India on a four-day visit Bill Gates was confident that the recession would not have a long-term impact and India would continue to grow at good pace. He lauded the Indian IT industry for building an “incredible reputation”. While the Indian IT companies too would be impacted by the global economy, they will continue to grow business.
Chargers tight end Antonio Gates is feeling and playing more like the four-time Pro Bowler he is. This week, hes excited about seeing a good friend when the Bolts host the Chiefs.
Sparking a billion dreams!i have captured images of broadcast of Bill Gate’s speech from New Delhi, India on 5th November 2008 at 2.00 pm (IST).( Click images to Zoom++ )
After paying 300 million and allegedly hired Michel Gondry as director of new business, therefore,we expected something more. The direction taken by the commercial is completely a typical of Microsoft and rather like a chapter of the show Seinfeld.It all begins when Seinfeld was faced with Gates at a discount shoe store, after talking a couple of nonsense Seinfeld encouraged to Gates shoes "Conqui
Bill Gates has reportedly set up a new technology and science "thinktank" company called bgC3.
The Microsoft chairman left his full-time post at the company back in July so that he could devote more time to the charity foundation established by him and his wife.
However, it seems the renowned workaholic has a new sideline, having reportedly set up an office in Washington shortly after
Mind Games IV
Open those Flood Gates
Continuing along our Mind Games path another important aspect of those mind games is the ability and the need to develop an open mind; a free mind, a mind that accepts and embraces new ideas and concepts. Remember that an Open Mind is a free mind! So Open those flood [...]
Italia | 2008 | Power MetalEditado en 2008 y producido por ellos mismosLine UpMarco Moroni - guitarraTommaso Vitali - guitarraSimone Vermigli - bajoFabrizio Marnica - tecladoLorenzo Innocenti - bateriaTrack List01. Message to the stars02. Vengeance03. I don't believe04. The dragon's kiss05. Ride the wild06. Freedom07. Cry of Efestus08. Honour and pride09. 1710. Burning clouds
Bill Gates has started a mysterious new company, called bgC3, possibly to be focused on creating catalyst business ideas to spin off to Microsoft, the Gates Foundation or elsewhere. Little is known about the company, which doesn't appear to have a public web page, but a fair number of details have been ferreted out by the Seattle area tech reporters Todd Bishop, Eric Engleman and John Cook.
The t
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The lawyer protested that a three year wait was unconsci
"I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid, and I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.""In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.""It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.
Parece que o “tio Bill” realmente gosta de trabalhar e apesar da quantidade de dinheiro que ele tem, não quer descansar e aproveitar sua aposentadoria da Microsoft.
A nova empresa de Bill Gates será um tipo de holding (uma união de empresas que juntas, formam uma única para administrar, gerenciar uma outra empresa que pode ou não ser em um outro ramo
The founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, that officially if had removed of the activities in the company to dedicate its beneficient foundation entirely, created a new e, mysterious, company still called bgC3, according to the American press. The new firm, that not yet has information in its site, even so already has registered the domain, would be dedicated to generate ideas and products fo
Just months after his Microsoft farewell, Bill Gates is quietly creating a new company, complete with high-tech office space, a cryptic name and even its own trademark. . . . .
E già, Bill Gates ha lasciato la Micro$oft, e durante il CEO ha presentato un video del tutto spassoso riguardante l'ultima giornata alla Micro$oft. Eccovi il video:Come potete notare, zio Bill non è ironico solo quando crea sistemi operativi :D
Johnny Depp has been voted the world’s sexiest man in a survey in the Cosmopolitan magazine. The 45-year-old actor was followed by George Clooney.
In third place was Jake Gyllenhaal ahead of Daniel Craig in fourth and Brad Pitt in fifth.
Gareth Gates is too become a father for the first time according to reports. Gates married [...]
י"ג תשרי התשס"טBlodlessing 14In follow-up to my previous two entries (Sanctuary Of Delight and Consummate Life To Enliven), where it is brought forth that even as the Gates of Prayer are closing and the Gates of the Temple are opening, I further note that connected to these Yom Kippur Gates of "closing" and "opening" are two Gates of the Celtic New Year, Beltane (now closing) and Samhai
Remember my previous list of the richest American part 1 and part 2?Then let just have a peek on how this No5 list richest American ever lifestyle. I made my google search on "what car is Bill Gates driving" ? and also for what house he is staying now? I bet it must be a hell of a fortune lifestyle with such amount of money he own. However, i found these few popular pictures of it.What a lovely sc
William Henry Gates III atau lebih terkenal dengan sebutan Bill Gates, lahir di Seatle, Washington pada tanggal 28 Oktober 1955. Ayah Bill, Bill Gates Jr., bekerja di sebuah firma hukum sebagai seorang pengacara dan ibunya, Mary, adalah seorang mantan guru. Bill adalah anak kedua dari [...]
Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Wednesday urged southeastern European leaders to shift their military efforts from Iraq to Afghanistan, where their forces are more urgently neededSpeaking at a meeting here of the Southeast European Defense Ministerial, Gates said that as the security situation in Iraq continues to improve, countries should considered filling the "urgent need" for trainers in Afg
Bill Gates Ubuntu Linux
Bill Gates se retiró y hace un tiempo que no administra de forma directa a Microsoft, pero dedica su tiempo a sus obras filantrópicas, a hacer videos promocionando windows, y sacarse fotografías de este estilo.
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British residents who have previously worked in Qatar are being turned away from the formerly hospitable country.I first heard about this when a friend of a friend arrived at Doha airport. He had worked here before, and had visited his friends in the country on two occasions.After queueing at immigration he was ordered to sit to the side. After a two hour wait, he was told he would be refused entr
These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, “I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry.” Dejected, he turned and walked away. The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, “Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even m
La casa de Bill Gates , el dueño de Microsoft y la tercera persona mas rica del mundo , esta totalmente informatizada ! Parece una casa del futuro , lastima que el video es tambien .. informatizado y no una imagen real .
Ancestral Volkhves (Slovakia)-Going Towards the Gates of Mystery... (Demo 2001)1.Oh Pripegal We Invoke Thee...2.Hark A Heathen Spell3.The Ruins Talk When Time Is Silent4.Wisdom Of Volkhves5.Towards The Gates Of Mystery6.Thus Speak To Gamayun7.And The Flames Burn Again8.A Song For PerunBlack Metal Download Link - Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:13:10 GMT - Feed (1 subs) Sent using SendMeRss.com
The injection of western food aid into poor countries is often criticized to be unfair competition for small farmers in those countries the international community is actually trying to help. The global food crisis rocketing the prices of basic food commodities, once again showed that the poorest in the world suffered the most, despite decades long efforts to eradicate hunger from the world.Last w
RABBI ARTHUR SEGAL:JEWISH RENEWAL:JEWISH SPIRITUAL RENEWAL:GATES OF REPENTANCE RABBI ARTHUR SEGAL;JEWISH SPIRITUAL RENEWAL:THE GATES OF TESHUVAH ARE ALWAYS OPEN:KEDOSHIM RABBI ARTHUR SEGAL; JEWISH SPIRITUAL RENEWAL: THE GATES OF TESHUVAH ARE ALWAYS OPEN: KEDOSHIM Shalom: I hope each of your, and your family's, Passovers were sweet and spiritual.
(And Mo'Kelly will be buying Microsoft products for the rest of his life.)Sorry Apple...you can spend 3 million on a Super Bowl commercial or you can REALLY put those dollars to work to both help improve the world and your bottom line.There's no better advertisement than word-of-mouth. Kudos to Bill Gates and Howard Buffett. Read about it HEREThe Mo'Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a
The floodgates have opened for just about anybody that feels hard done by because of the Tevez saga, to seek legal advice and probably sue West Ham.
A ridiculous decision made by the FA arbitration panel has put the world of football into chaos, a decision that Lords High Court Judges and QC’s find unbelievable.
It now [...]
Desde que Bill Gates falló en su presentación del Windows 98 no ha parado de tener problemas en las presentaciones y lo discuros: fallos en la presentación del reconocedor de voz de Windows, fallo en la presentación del Windows Media Center… Y esta vez en la Universidad de Pekín, en China, Bill Gates [...]
All of these "gates"! Lord have mercy on us. This came out from Global Harvest Ministries, and notice apparently the super apostles equips one to go through the " revelatory gates". Learn to contend with "Mammon" it says. Capital "M". War on this earth will be a reality until Jesus comes back, all of the nations will not be subdued by men contrary to dominion theology. This premise is directly opp
Pemilik Microsoft, Bill Gates kembali dapat membusungkan dada. Pasalnya setelah sempat tergusur posisinya sebagai orang terkaya di Amerika Serikat, Gates kembali merengkuh predikat tersebut. Dalam daftar terbaru 400 orang terkaya di AS versi majalah Forbes. Gates berhasil mengalahkan pengusaha Warren Buffet yang sebelumnya bercokol di posisi pertama. Kini menurut Forbes, Bill Gates lebih kaya se
Saya rasa sebagian pembaca blog akan agak bingung membaca judul artikel saya hari ini. Apa itu Hot Gates? Teman-teman pembaca yang telah menonton film ‘300‘ mungkin akan tahu apa yang saya maksud. Film ‘300‘ bercerita tentang pertempuran antara Leonidas, raja Sparta (Yunani) melawan Xerxes, raja Persia yang ingin menaklukkan Yunani. Pertempuran ini terjadi di Hot [...]
O fundador da Microsoft Bill Gates voltou a ter a maior fortuna dos Estados Unidos, ultrapassando seu amigo, o investidor Warren Buffett, que no início do ano aparecia como homem mais rico do mundo....
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Many parts of the world have not seen the new Microsoft commercial. It’s a minute and a half and it’s about nothing (of course).
See the microsoft commercial.
Seinfeld reportedly received $10 million for a short series of ads. If you haven’t seen the ad yet you may not get to see it (except on youtube). It [...]
Seven years ago, the dynamic trio of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld directed an American invasion of Afghanistan which, ostensibly, was aimed at crushing the Taliban and capturing Osama bin Laden, dead or alive. Seven years have passed and the situation in 2008 is remarkable worse than it was in 2001. Ordinarily, when nations invade another [...]
Shucks… Forbes has released their 27th edition of Forbes 400 (400 richest American people). Guess who is the richest man in America?
I’m afraid that the richest man in America is still Bill Gates with a whopping net worth of $57 billion. Warren Buffet who beat Bill Gates one time ago is a close...
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Como saben bien todos aquellos pendientes del mundo futbolero, el tradicional equipo Inglés Newcastle United Football Club (ex club del peruano Nolberto Solano) fue puesto a la venta el dómingo pasado.Hoy a través de la web 20minutos.es me entero que "Bill Gates suena con fuerza como uno de los posibles compradores del Newcastle".Otros posibles compradores son el ruso Abramovich (quien en el 2
Microsoft founder Bill Gates is the richest person in the United States for the 15th year in a row. Although Gates tops the list with a personal fortune estimated by Forbes to be about $57 billion, this was down from the $59 billion he was worth last year.
“The fact that the rich are not getting [...]
If there is a reason to be happy today, it is the end of the very odd didn’t get them Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates ads for Microsoft. They were probably the worst ads ever, mostly because they were insulting (getting in touch with the common people, sorry world’s richest man? Not) or just plain [...]
MOR Vacations, Amazing results with the newest travel club that has hit the market, quickly overtaking the popular, Global Resorts Network. MOR Vacations is still in pre launch and is expected to make a huge impact on the market place. The parent company is a 23 year old company with more than 100,000 active members.
Microsoft founder and former chairman Bill Gates is still the richest American with property, shares and cash worth 57 billion USD. He is followed by Berkshire Hathaway Inc. Chairman Warren Buffett with 50 billion USD. Actually six months before, Bill Gates was at second position and Warren Buffett was first. But Berkshire Hathaway shares are [...]
The US Secretary of Defence Robert Gates has told reporters the war in Iraq is in a "mission transition" and expects Iraqi forces to take higher responsibility for the security of their country.The comment came as Gates travelled with reporters from Washington to the change of command ceremony of US commanders in Iraq.According to the defence secretary, conditions have improved enough for a contin
Cascades Investments LLC, Gates’ personal investment company, is investing in Sapphire Energy, a start up working towards a commercial-scale facility to produce oil from algae.Investment in Sapphire shows a change in Gates' clean-fuel strategy. Earlier this year Cascade sold its share of Pacific Ethanol Inc, a company that produces Ethanol.Ethanol production lately has been blamed for the world
The latest Penny Arcade comic sums up my feelings about the new Microsoft campaign featuring Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld attempting to connect with consumers by living a "real" life.Unfortunately Microsoft did not take their own advice about connecting with consumers when they green-lit the massive production funds.
Microsoft Launches 2nd Seinfeld Salvo
The iconic comedian and Bill Gates stumble through suburbia
I'm still amused by Apple's Mac vs. PC guy ads, especially the one where PC pokes his head up out of a pizza box and explains he wants to attract college students.
Microsoft apparently decided it was time to try it's own version of funny ads. Microsoft has teamed up Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld in
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a [...]
Microsoft Continues with its 300 million dollar ad campaign with this second ad in which Jerry Seinfeld convinces Bill Gates to try and connect with everyday people the old fashioned way. The first Microsoft ad and now this second one has left all the tech blogs wondering what the hell Microsoft is spending this crazy amount for since these ads barely mentions Microsoft. However this ad seems to s
Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld have put out a new advertisement for Microsoft, which is more like a short movie, at least in my opinion. Actually it’s much better than the first one though still haven't found how this $300 million ad campaign can help to sell more copies of Windows or other products by [...]
Ok, so the producers of these commercials have clearly decided that these things are going to be a pure viral marketing campaign hoping blogs like this will run them for free as I am doing here. So instead of paying for advertising the cheap bastards are expecting free advertising. This will work for maybe a [...]
