The fires of a thousand souls dimmed by their own light have now descended upon the collected masses huddled in defensive desperation against the alien hordes laying siege to earth. This is no mere world war, this is a galaxy war!They moan to repent, and I yell that I do God's work.They disagree. They say He waits for me. And, they say that my sins alone are responsible for the state of the world. I disagree."The aliens played a small part!"They won't be quiet. I cover my ears and run up the stairs. The ghostly inhabitants of Purgatory follow. Apparantly, this is a big, exciting thing for them, being able to bother the living. As I approach the door, I wonder how many of the elderly have died of fright from just seeing the ghastly visage of a loved one taken by melanchlia or unsure of purpose.Nothing, however, can prepare me for what I encounter when I step out into the light of day.As soon as I step out onto the surface, the sky swells with clouds and sucks me through a mass
The fires of a thousand souls dimmed by their own light have now descended upon the collected masses huddled in defensive desperation against the alien hordes laying siege to earth. This is no mere world war, this is a galaxy war!They moan to repent, and I yell that I do God's work.They disagree. They say He waits for me. And, they say that my sins nalone are responsible for the state of the world. I disagree."The aliens played a small part!"They won't be quiet. I cover my ears and run up the stairs. The ghostly inhabitants of Purgatory follow. Apparantly, this is a big, exciting thing for them, being able to bother the living. As I approach the door, I wonder how many of the elderly have died of fright from just seeing the ghastly visage of a loved one taken by melanchlia or unsure of purpose.Nothing, however, can prepare me for what I encounter when I step out into the light of day.As soon as I step out onto the surface, the sky swells with clouds and sucks me through a mas
RUSTLERATTLEI can't open my eyes.SMOOCHAaah!"O-gay!"I try to talk, but it's hard."AY!"SPLASHAh, water! My friend!My eyes open slowly. Crusted from long disuse. How long was I out?Who? I can't make anyone out. Everything's blurry.Slowly, my eyes adjust, and I see they're just three normal guys. Normal people!I hope."What do you want with me?"There's no answer. They seem to be wheeling me down a hallway. I'm bound to a cart. "We need to talk."His voice is gravely as he sets my stretcher up. I face them, even though I'm still bound up."Shot."I'm getting tired of this, but I don't feel my strength. I guess I'm not threatened."You must preserve life.""How can I preserve life and fight a war?!?"I'm getting agitated."Please, please...""Please what?""Please, please...""Are you going to tell me what the heck yer talkin' about o--!?? AAAAOOOWWW!!!"My head is covered in blood. A bat or mallet or something just smashed me. I'm about to pass out."You WILL preserve life..."This-- guy--
IN DEDICATION TO THE MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLERUSTLERATTLEI can't open my eyes.SMOOCHAaah!"O-gay!"I try to talk, but it's hard."AY!"SPLASHAh, water! My friend!My eyes open slowly. Crusted from long disuse. How long was I out?Who? I can't make anyone out. Everything's blurry.Slowly, my eyes adjust, and I see they're just three normal guys. Normal people!I hope."What do you want with me?"There's no answer. They seem to be wheeling me down a hallway. I'm bound to a cart. "We need to talk."His voice is gravely as he sets my stretcher up. I face them, even though I'm still bound up."Shot."I'm getting tired of this, but I don't feel my strength. I guess I'm not threatened."You must preserve life.""How can I preserve life and fight a war?!?"I'm getting agitated."Please, please...""Please what?""Please, please...""Are you going to tell me what the heck yer talkin' about o--!?? AAAAOOOWWW!!!"My head is covered in blood. A bat or mallet or something just smashed me.
IN DEDICATION TO THE MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLE"If you kill one more living being, the universe as we know it, will cease to exist."I cease to listen to this fool!"I hear your thoughts. You forget we possess telepathy.""Actually, I just don't care that YOU possess telepathy!""I was speaking of the three of us, THE ALIENS FROM ANSAR!""Never heard of you!""The rumors of your fiery temper have not been greatly embellished. Indeed, you think with a clouded mind. There is but one recourse..."The Aliens from Ansar drag me down to the sub-basement (Yeah, this subterranean San Simion has a sub-basement!), where I am to be put into who know's--We arrive.CREEEAAAKSounds like no one has used this room in ages.And then, I see the device."This device amplifies our power."As they hook the device to me, they plug needles connected to brightly colored wires into my arms. Blue, green, white, yellow, red..."Pretty colors, Mr. Bond?"I don't give him the satisfaction of answering."If you decide to get u
IN DEDICATION TO THE MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLE"If you kill one more living being, the universe as we know it, will cease to exist."I cease to listen to this fool!"I hear your thoughts. You forget we possess telepathy.""Actually, I just don't care that YOU possess telepathy!""I was speaking of the three of us, THE ALIENS FROM ANSAR!""Never heard of you!""The rumors of your fiery temper have not been greatly embellished. Indeed, you think with a clouded mind. There is but one recourse..."TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 21!http://www.desperate-wife.com/?utm_source=tnaobb&utm_medium=bn&utm_content=7
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IN LOVING DEDICATION TO THE PLEASANT MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLEThe Galaxy War now seems imminent.Galaxy War can be averted.If.You.WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?Help us."GET OUT!"I smash the stupid alien in the face and run."GIVE ME JANSA!"Through the corridor, I approach a pleasant sound, soothing me. The tension, the stress leaves me. I feel like a kid with a crush, but it's just a cute sound. Something falls over me and I forget where I am...TO BE CONTINUED!
IN LOVING DEDICATION TO ANNA NICOLE SMITHThis is it. Seems like everything's lead to this. I just hope I live to fight another day.My head throbs with psychic energy. It stings like a superconductor.I feel like my head might catch fire, but my arms are bound. All I can do is try to focus.Focus on the energy flowing through my skull."Enjoy yourself. You'll not be live for long!"The shrill, almost insane, voice is that of Jansa's clone. I'll remember that voice forever."What is your name, Clone?""I am Jansa.""NO, YOU AREN'T""You don't know anything. All you know are lies. Slice him up."The alien torture master, massive cranium covered in holographic implants, drags his grotesque being into my space and stats his saw.BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzMy head explodes!My bonds are broken."His strength! You said it's twas gone, but--!"POWI punch her in the face out of necessity and run."Get him!"I punch the torture
This is it. Seems like everything's lead to this. I just hope I live to fight another day. My head throbs with psychic energy. It stings like a superconductor. I feel like my head might catch fire, but my arms are bound. All I can do is try to focus.Focus on the energy flowing through my skull."Enjoy yourself. You'll not be live for long!"The shrill, almost insane, voice is that of Jansa's clone. I'll remember that voice forever."What is your name, Clone?""I am Jansa.""NO, YOU AREN'T""You don't know anything. All you know are lies. Slice him up."The alien torture master, massive cranium covered in holographic implants, drags his grotesque being into my space and stats his saw.BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzMy head explodes!My bonds are broken."His strength! You said it's twas gone, but--!"POWI punch her in the face out of necessity and run."Get him!"I punch the tortured alien menace through the head, dough
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I glare out from the cell that holds me."I'm in here!""Good. Bye. We'll come get your corpse, of course, of course!""Not again!!!"BLAMThey killed the Queen of Mongo!!!Oh, my gosh, this means war! We're at war with the entire galaxy, a GALAXY WAR!!!No, no, no, wait a minute. That's just a flesh wound. They're taking hostages.They're leaving, absconding with Queen Jansa. They're just going to leave me here to starve to death and then come back for my dead body with which to create ghastly doppelgangers from the abyss. I'm so scared.I hit the wall with full force and the bricks break upon my bare knuckles and fly into the faces of some straggling supermodels.BOOOMMM"AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "A
