American Idol is a reality TV singing competition where contestants compete weekly and home audiences vote for their favorite performances. The audition was started and i watched some of them on star world. last night the audition is on California were thousand of peoples are trying their luck to be the next American idol sensation.American idol season 8 will be premiered on January 13, 2009 [if I
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U ju
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The manipulative husband cajoled wife for a quiet drive in their sporty convertible through wooded roads. The wife had chosen to drive. Then husband broke the news, "I am divorcing you after all this sex starved life with you."
The speed of the car increased and crossed the legal speed limit. The husband continued, "I want to give you a piece of my mind that you are nothing but an
In the global world of comedy, “Say something funny” is the ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD), claiming more lives and quick-witted tongues than the WMDs stored on temporary U.S. military bases scattered across the sands of Iraq.
On the list of top Say Somethings, “Say something funny” holds the second spot, wedged between the frontrunner [...]
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* "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
* "We're all out of red, so I used pink."
* "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?"
* "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
* "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."
* "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
* "Anything else you want to say? You've
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of a hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" his wife asked. "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation. Don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right," he said.
"She was just trying to comfort you," his wife said. "What's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me," he answer
This 2nd collection from around the internet includes funny Twilight pictures, a strange boy at a movie premiere, some interesting Bambi II shelving and Gary Busey kissing a monkey.
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Gary Busey In Space
Gary Busey In Space
Bambi II
Cage Hair…
This 6th collection from around the internet includes funny Twilight gifs, 300, Bush dodging another shoe throw and Michael Jackson as Willy Wonka.
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Matrix - Bush Shoe Throw
Matrix - Bush Shoe Throw
Twilight Gif - Prince
Twilight Gif - Dazzle
Twilight…
I got a really cool video for all my viewers. This video is about hi tech gadgets that I bet that they’ll be great fun for watching. Of course the video is japanese because the gadgets masters normally are japanese as you should know.
Unfortunately and for obvious reasons the gadgets stated in the video still [...]
On Friday, December 12th, WordVessel hosted Pam Kumpe's blog tour for her new book, "See You In The Funny Papers." We all enjoyed getting to know more about Pam.I promised WordVessel readers a book review when I returned from my trip to China, and here it is!This book is lighthearted and fun, but also full of inspiration. It has seventy-four one- to three-page object lessons. Pam is a master at ta
Podcast: DalecastDates: October 23, 27 and 29, November 3, 6, 14, 20 and 25, December 17, 2008Titles: Show Number 402, Show Number 406, Show Number 408, Show Number 413, Show Number 416, Show Number 424, StreamRadio Episode 3, Show Number 433, Show Number 451Download the show: Episode 451. (Additional episodes available at Dalecast. If unavailable, send a request.
I treat the podcasters who play
Скажем так, юморные фото-сценки для взрослых от румынского фотографа Эдварда Анинару (Edward Aninaru). Каждая фотография - это стоп-кадр небольшой и веселой истории, который провоцирует на фантазирование её от начала и до конц
1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class
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ToonDoo is a web site where you can showcase your creativity. ToonDoo allows you to create cool and funny cartoons. You can easily create comics, caricatures or cartoons. Then you can share your creativity with others. You can also browse hundreds of cool and funny cartoons created by others.Check this cool website:
In certain situations, saying goodbye can be a very tough experience. Mainly because we notice their presence through their absence, and we realize what we did not when they were present.
Human beings have the tendency of behaving with the famous saying: “you don’t know what you have until you loose it”. Many people who say [...]
GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty, LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy, WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health. Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai. Maa se ho to - MAMTA.Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.Bhai se ho to - DHARM.Behn se ho to - FARZ.Aur Biwi se ho to..SonuMonuChhotuPappu… Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, poli
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Call girls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya. Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta haiHusband:- Do
The funny jokes over at Comedy Plus deserve compliments indeed. This blogger certainly finds a way to make her readers laugh. One of my favorites is the joke about the pregnant wife, the horny husband, and the greedy next door neighbor.
And they aren’t all that dirty, I promise.
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a weekly highlight of the funniest pictures/videos I have stumbled this week. enjoy.What ever happens in life we should always remember to live life to the fullest!
Since June, I've been accompanying my daughter on her [every Friday] merchandising job. It's not a hard job. It's not a strenuous job. But it can be a boring job (yeah, that's nothing new) and it can get tiring (again, nothing new). Basically, her one-day-a-week job revolves around driving some 220-miles, stopping at numerous stores and delivering merchandise....this includes handling product
funny amazing car driving skillsI don’t know if you’ve ever tried to park with your car like this,but it isn’t easy, especially when it’s a tight fit.Watch as these skilled drivers make it almost look too easy.These guys definitely have amazing driving skills. !!!!
IN THE NEWS: "Police said a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month." Read more HERE.I was sent this e-mail, so I thought I'd share.Check out this link from the Ellen DeGeneres show: -2007/ellen-gladys-hardy-p1.php? It's about seven minutes and really cute.I hope I'm as spunky when I'm 88. :)
Today I got a funny commercial about cattle for you to enjoy. This commercial is funny and let me tell you that in real life I already had imagined things the way they put in the video.
Like in the video I many times imagine the huge masses of people to be like a cattle [...]
Seandainya ini terjadi pada anda, apa yang akan anda lakukan !!!Kata pertama yang pasti di ucapkannya adalah " Papa...papa...""Mabook duLu ah"Bikin Symbol kok gitu-gitu amat yak, kagak ada yang lain napa?Nah Kalau yang apanya yang Lucu yak, yang ada Ngeri lihatnya !!!!D tunggu yak komentar dari teman2 ... !!!
I LOVE looking at the words and phrases that lead people to this blog. It’s a psychology thing. I am curious about what people think and how they feel–even if I have no idea who the person is. Worry not–I have no idea who uses the words in searches…I only see the search words that [...]
Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon?Sardar:Brother-SisterInterviewer:HowSar:V call EarthDharti Maata nMoon Chanda Mama.! Judge-Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya heBirth is"Start of life"Beauty is"Art of life"Love is"Part of life"Death is"End of life"But Friendship isHEART OF LIFE.Pappu ka radio
EmOtiOnAL cOmEdyDiLkO pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgiDiLko pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgiPAr kAbi sOchA nA thA kiSurPrisE mE wO ApnE pAti kO B 7 LAyEgQue."Naari"ka matlab kya hai?Ans.Naari ka matlab hai ShAkTi.Que.To fir Purush ka Matlab kya hai?Ans."Sehan Shakti".Hi Frndz! Njoy! Teacher:Acha insan wo hi hai wo dusro k kaam aye.P@ppu:Par madam exam mein na aap humare kaam aati hai,aur na hi kisi aur ko aane
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I find this video very hilarious.. Can you believe this? It’s for you to decide..
If this is true.. This would be the worst and the funniest extreme sport accident ever.. Enjoy!
Ladies and gentleman, fasten your seat belts in anticipation of more monetary madness. In its drive to keep the helicopters above Wall Street (and certain privileged corporate headquarters) filled with colourful stacks of fiat money that can be showered onto everybody that is deemed too big to fail the Federal Reserve blueprints a new layer of debt, writes the Wall Street Journal on Wednesday.Acco
T-shirts are the latest types of shirts, which have been created in such a way that it can be used for both casual and formal wear. There are different types of t-shirts, which can be bought as a gift for somebody on any occasion, or it can also be bought to increase the stock of shirts in your wardrobe. T-shirts of different types are available for different age. You can get T-shirts in many diff
I'm not a fan of Sarah Palin, but I'm also not a fan of Oprah even though she supported Obama. Click on the title to read the full story, but the jist of it is that Sarah Palin has not said she would be on Oprah's show, which qualifies as a "snub".I don't know a lot about talk-show etiquette, but I figure Sarah has a right to say no to Oprah, right? Oprah has a lot of influence, but the last I he
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This old man followed by his young son is trying to sale his so called medicinal herbs in streets. He himself may not be aware of the actual properties of these herbs. He claims that these herbs can heal almost all diseases. Due to illiteracy some people fall prey of his tactics.Funny herbal medical store
# "You can't help that. We're all mad here." - The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland # "No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
more -> Funny cat play from Funny Cats Pictures
