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My homie Chew Fu Phat is arguably the most diligent, consitent, and talented boys in the game. He is a constant contributer over at Palmsout and puts new heat out on a weekly basis.   All the money he blows on studio time is made by his successful label and crew, Brooklyn Zoo with up-and-comers like Estaw and J-cast.    Here are Chew Fu’s [...]

I have an intense fondness for the movie Sordid Lives...so intense that I can (either fortunately or unfortunately...depending on your disposition) recite most of the film verbatim...in character.Above is the promo reel for Sordid Lives: The Series...which I'm excited as hell about despite it being aired on LOGO (also known as The As Captivating as Watching Mauve Paint Dry Network). Looks like De

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Fucking maids-for-hire? How low can you get? HERE YOU’LL SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BONE THE HOUSEHELP! Jason has always had the hots for the maids his wife Sarah hires from the agency And he really likes stuffing his rod up their holes while his woman’s out at work! So it doesn’t get the house [...]

Okay I um… accidentally wore 2 different colored shoes to work. It was cloudy this morning therefore my house was pitch black (or brown I obviously can’t tell the difference) and my electrician husband doesn’t believe in having working lights in our house. I kid I kid. His logic is that if he can’t afford, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, the expensive 5 million dollar designer lights, then we shall j

it's your fault! nooo!!! not yours, who are you? i meant you!!! can't believe i believe in what i don't believe. can't stop to think to what haven't been here so far.when is it going to disappear and how?site feed atom xml

Para cerrar la triologia de una de las bromas más celebradas y vistas por internet, Kimmel que nunca asistió a las clases de correción política, no tuvo mejor idea que responder a la provocacion de silverman y Damon con un video verdaderamente divertido en en que participan no sólo el propio Ben Affleck quien participa de la broma con un entusiasmo poco visto en sus últimos films, sino que K

Poco fa ho avviato Gnome sulla mia Kubuntu Hardy, volevo semplicemente verificare un fatto per un amico che gentilmente mi ha chiesto aiuto. Ad ogni avvio del desktop (provato più volte, controllato in sessioni, cancellato profilo, solite cose solite menate) questo è il risultato di cui vi ho copiaincollato l’insieme in una unica significativa immagine E perchè [...]

"Women ! What can you say ? Who made 'em ? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair - They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls...and just wanted to go to sleep forever ? Or lips - and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits ! Hoo-ah ! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya...Iike secret searchlights. And legs - I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em, passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here."

On Tuesday night's Daily Show, MSNBC host Chris Matthews got an in-person taste of Jon Stewart's penchant for mocking the mainstream media and the conventional wisdom it espouses. Matthews, appearing to promote his new book Life's a Campaign, said he had endured the "interview from hell" after Stewart panned the new book as a Machiavellian "recipe for sadness." The following video is from Comedy Central's Daily Show with Jon Stewart, broadcast on October 2, 2007.Watch this Great Interview

A pot of burning chilli sparked fears of a biological terror attack in central London. Firefighters wearing protective breathing apparatus were called to D'Arblay Street, Soho, after reports of noxious smoke filling the air. Police closed off three roads and evacuated homes following the alert. Specialist crews broke down the door to the Thai Cottage restaurant at 1900 BST on Monday where they discovered the source - a 9lb pot of chillies. Nam Prik Pao recipe Heat garlic and shallots in oil and remove to a bowl Place red chillies in the pan with some oil and fry until they go dark in colour. Then set aside Mix shrimp paste with the rest of the ingredients and pound in a mortar and pestle Return the mixture to the heat until it becomes a thick dark coloured p

Flaunt your beautiful boobies for Boobiethon this year and/or make a donation. Ya like em'? You want keep em'? Save em'.It's been a surreal few days. I think my family is fast becoming a poorly made, goyisha revision of The Thornbirds. I just need a gay priest to fall in love with. Know any?I've also been fielding questions about the whereabouts of The Kid. I'm trying to handle it graciously. My responses are contingent upon my mood. It's just too overwhelming sometimes to engage in deathversations. There are two questions that bug the shit out of me. How did he die? I am guilty of asking that one, too. The second one I wouldn't dream of asking, How old was he? As if a certain age justifies the death. I know. I know. I know, everyone deals with death their own way. Sing that song and dance somewhere else, sister.By Sunday, I was on dead dog overload, so when I was asked how The Kid was doing, I said, he's fine. The guy responded and said, I'm glad cause I really like him. My

My aunt is actually really actually mental. She’s rich but refuses to spend money, she’s contemptuous but has an ASBO and she’s racist but is now in love with an Iraqi asylum seeker, 30 years her junior. She is mental. There are probably a lot better and more appropriate words to describe her but I think calling her mental is the most clear and certainly the easiest way to communicate her

    Urgh! I can’t stand looking at her. I hate when people intentionally abuse their bodies. She looks so horrible! You see that HUGE gap in between her breasts? If you look really closely you can see a mile marker on the left tit … no really, you can! But yeah, I just felt obligated to post this and let you all know how much I hate strongly dislike this trick.

I can't emphasize how fucking irritated I am with our performance in late kickoffs. We were trying to be what Fergie and Giggs had said in midweek....efficient. Unfortunately it all turned out wrong as we tried to play like Chelsea. Now the cushion has almost been completely swept from under our buttocks. Chelsea now holds their own destiny in their hands. All they need to do is to win their remaining premiership games, including the one with us.The game started brightly for us. Richardson gave us the lead after a superb pass from Scholes and some brilliant running from Rooney in the 3rd minute. Just as Chelsea has been making a habit of scoring late in games, we've been doing the same with early goals.The difference is when you score late goals, the other hasn't a chance of hitting back. And Boro did just that at the stroke of half time. It was also partly due to Rio hurting his groin again and was practically immobile when Viduka scored the equalizer.Our tactics after going one go

New Yorkers. So fun. 20 kajillion people packed into an area smaller than a backyard in an LA suburb. Their responses follow. I don't even look at the pictures anymore, but I'm pretty sure I got several dick pictures because I see several emails that just say things like, "Eat this!" or other equally sophomoric things. I won't include those. I'll begin with the very last email received... 0

I hate birds. I'm not talking about just any bird, I'm talking about the 24/7, wildly inappropriate chirping nutbag bird. this variety of bird seems indigenous to los angeles. I don't recall this level of chirp action anywhere else in california, the u.s. or the world.the incessant chirp klatch comes in a variety of annoying tones. there's the steady hock, a captivating, long drawn out hand-vac harmony. the initiator has to be a jewish mother. because you can actually hear the guilt being sucked right out of the chirpettes that follow.my favorite is the fighting chirp. a harmonizing, balking, crow-esq sound pulsating from the beaks of a dozen half pint patty’s. they chirp with a vengeful purpose. what I can’t figure out is what they have to be so pissed off about. they spend their days flying around, digging up worms, shitting on people and chirping themselves into a god damned frenzy. fuckin’ relax or piss your big bird fun away by flying into some shiny glass window and cal

A former CIA agent reportedly claims he personally buried leftist revolutionary icon Ernesto "Che" Guevara, and challenged Cuba to allow a DNA test to prove that the remains it interred are Guevara's. Miami Cuban emigre Gustavo Villoldo, 71, a veteran of the failed US-backed Bay of Pigs invasion, told the Miami Herald he buried Guevara and two colleagues in October 1967 in a pit in Vallegrande, Bolivia, after cutting a lock of the hair of the Argentine-born Cuban revolutionary hero. The communist Cuban government in 1995 announced it had located Che's remains and returned them to Cuba in 1997 for a pomp- and parade-filled extravaganza, ending in their interment at a mausoleum in Cuba honoring Guevara. "In the hair, I'm sure there is a sample of Che's DNA, and I'm willing to have it tested and compared against the remains in his tomb in Cuba," Villoldo told the newspaper. While cooperation from Cuba's government or Guevara's relatives seemed unlikely, his claim stirs new debate

Dallas Austin o produtor e escritor, já vencedor de Grammy's por musicas de TLC, Madonna, Monica, Kelis, Gwen Stefani e Janet Jackson.Austin acusa Christina Aguilera e a Joss Stone de oferecem sexo em troca de algumas cançoes em seus cds.Austin na entrevista disse ainda: "Tu vais para estudio com uma rapariga qualqer, como a Ciara, e apenas querem ver o seu trabalho concluido. Christina Aguilera, Joss Stone todas essas putas fodem por musicas."Na entrevista explosiva ele deixou explicito que Aguilera fez sexo com ele e com o seu melhor amigo.

We had just left a baseball game near midnight in Havana when a thief made a grab for our bags. It might have been a simple snatch and grab, instead of a mugging, if I hadn't tackled the crook. His two pals pummeled me, scampering away as a sizable crowd looked on with indifference. I lost a camera, my eyeglasses and the shoes off my feet in the scuffle; my companion, Irene, lost her money, credit cards and, temporarily, her faith in human nature. We gained the experience of seeing a Cuban hospital and police station up close, as we were shuttled between both institutions for the next six hours, getting perfunctory treatment for my scrapes and filling out endless police reports. They caught one of the assailants, a skinny teenager, and recovered the credit cards. I don't know who got to keep the money and camera. It was three days into our weeklong trip to Cuba, and we had just $150 left between us. (Irene had to use $18 of those remaining funds to buy me a pair of canv

Schnauzer Logic, Episode 44 Date: February 1, 2007 Full episode: Schnauzer Logic, Episode 44 Summary: Schnauzer Logic celebrated its first anniversary on February 1, and in typical insecure faux celebrity fashion, I dropped a very special greeting in host Robin Diane Goldstein's voice mailbox. "We love Ken Turetzky. He's the half-brother from the other mother we never knew we had," Robin said in response, providing the affirmation I so desperately need. Just say no to regressive radio Robin has been considering an offer to share the podcast with her former radio home, KSCO in Santa Cruz, Calif. I've advised against the move on the grounds that my trademark phrase, "cocksucker motherfucker!", would be bleeped on FCC-patrolled terrestrial radio. Schnauzer Logic, in fact, with more than 1,000 weekly listeners, is more successful than many local radio programs. Given the choice of timid, ad-polluted "free" radio or free-flowing, uncensored, grown-up podcast conversation, I cont

Schnauzer Logic, Episode 44 Date: February 1, 2007 Full episode: Schnauzer Logic, Episode 44 Summary: Schnauzer Logic celebrated its first anniversary on February 1, and in typical insecure faux celebrity fashion, I dropped a very special greeting in host Robin Diane Goldstein's voice mailbox. "We love Ken Turetzky. He's the half-brother from the other mother we never knew we had," Robin said in response, providing the affirmation I so desperately need. Just say no to regressive radio Robin has been considering an offer to share the podcast with her former radio home, KSCO in Santa Cruz, Calif. I've advised against the move on the grounds that my trademark phrase, "cocksucker motherfucker!", would be bleeped on FCC-patrolled terrestrial radio. Schnauzer Logic, in fact, with more than 1,000 weekly listeners, is more successful than many local radio programs. Given the choice of timid, ad-polluted "free" radio or free-flowing, uncensored, grown-up podcast conversation, I cont

Schnauzer Logic, Episode 44 Date: February 1, 2007 Full episode: Schnauzer Logic, Episode 44 Summary: Schnauzer Logic celebrated its first anniversary on February 1, and in typical insecure faux celebrity fashion, I dropped a very special greeting in host Robin Diane Goldstein's voice mailbox. "We love Ken Turetzky. He's the half-brother from the other mother we never knew we had," Robin said in response, providing the affirmation I so desperately need. Just say no to regressive radio Robin has been considering an offer to share the podcast with her former radio home, KSCO in Santa Cruz, Calif. I've advised against the move on the grounds that my trademark phrase, "cocksucker motherfucker!", would be bleeped on FCC-patrolled terrestrial radio. Schnauzer Logic, in fact, with more than 1,000 weekly listeners, is more successful than many local radio programs. Given the choice of timid, ad-polluted "free" radio or free-flowing, uncensored, grown-up podcast conversation, I cont

I'm writing this post in the only open Internet cafe in Prague, I think. I hate fuckin' holidays. My head is hot and a bit sloshy from 4 hastily consumed Staropramens at a very cheap bufet in Andel: 16 Kc for half a litre. As the geriatric American tourist said as he looked at the menu outside the door: "That's not even a dollar!" You pay for your cheap beer partially through the fact that there's no where to sit; it's all standing-room only, leaning as best you can against chest-high formica tables. As could be expected on Christams morning there were some serious drinkers there and the one-handed bar tender perhaps the most serious of all: He gave me two beers when I only asked for one. Later some old Czech guy in a pilly red Sparta Praha sock cap came in, ordered his pivo and drank it all in less than a minute, sputtering and choking and blowing beer out his nose after each gulp. Some kind of Christmas ritual, I imagine. I was drinking in honor of Dean, my bestest and straighte

HAVANA — Years before George W. Bush proclaimed his support for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriages in the United States, the ideologically rigid government of Fidel Castro made a big move in the opposite direction. (Photo -- Alarcon: "We have to abolish...discrimination" / By DeWayne Wickham, USA TODAY) It sanctioned the production and viewing of Strawberry and Chocolate, an Academy Award-nominated film about the awkward friendship between a straight man and a gay man — and the homophobia they both had to battle. Since this movie debuted in theaters here in the mid-1990s, the Cuban government's intolerance of homosexuals has given way to a more egalitarian treatment of gays and lesbians. The public persecution of homosexuals has declined sharply. Two years ago, Cuba had its first gay film festival. Last year, the highest-rated show on Cuba's state-run television was a soap opera in which a married man fell in love with another man. And now this c