Flies

Here was my stream of consciousness from earlier today: Look at all that dust on the dresser! I just dusted last week! Was that last week? Yeah, I think so. Right before we left on vacation. No, Family Camp was last week. And we had a camp the week before that. Did we really leave on vacation more than three weeks ago? Yeah, we left in June. June 27th. I can't believe I haven't dusted

More driving today as we completed 2/3 of our round-the-island journey by traveling over 1000km from the starting point. Our first stop was Mývatn (米湖), a highly popular lake in Iceland. You would not miss its special feature the moment you step out of the car - flies. These flies are important to the ecosystem by providing food for birds and fishes so we were asked not to harm them (and just

We’re told that summer is here, and occasionally it is! When the sun does shine we all tack up, and head out for what we think will be an enjoyable hack, but instead how often does it result in being a battle against a grumpy horse who is getting attacked by insects and horse flies? Similarly just [...]

How did my baby get old enough to consume things other than breastmilk and her fingers and toes? If you could read the words on this page of Bella’s scrapbook, you would learn that she had her first food at 5.5 months, just like her brother. I wasn’t prepared so had nothing cooked for her. [...]

Seated in its chair of garden, moored for more than 150 full balloons of party with gas helium, Kent Couch took off in this Saturday (5) in one third attempt to fly of the Oregon until Idaho, in the United States. It said farewell to its wife and children and its dog of esteem before its land team it of this the push so that it could raise flight. I

This is one of the best products I have come across in a while. If you live in an area where there are many flies, then this product might be for you! Only $22 and Free Shipping in USA at eHealthSupplies.com A must have for the home, garden, and other various outdoor activities! The Dual-Layer Insect Swatter kills insects [...]

Jet airways saw a turning point in its proce today as all the airline stock are hitting rock bottom because of fuel price hike and other spendings, Jet airways saw some increase in share price after they reveaked news of Reliance Industries trying to get a Pie of Jet airways.The Real deal as heard is [...]

I merged two photos for this photo. The background is a TtV shot of a church from a few years ago, and the foreground is a shot I took today, a macro of a fly on a reflective glass door, that blurred out my little girl. Sorta liked the spooky look.

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Can you stand in between buzzing of flies? No one in the world can bear the annoying sounds of the pesky flies. When you tend to sit down in the garden to relax, you feel like all the pesky flies are around to annoy you. You keep handy an insect repellent and start [...]

The actress flew into Time for Heroes celebrity carnival for children with AIDS in Los Angeles only to land in some sort of poop! Looks like a “hand job”…meaning you might have to... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

They don’t call them flies for nothing. While we try to avoid the relentless aerial acrobatics of flies, some scientists have built them their own flight simulator. As this video reports, the work could lead to new flying robots.read more | digg story

The city of Turin looked to the sky today to see the new heights achieved by Lamborghini. The Lamborghini Reventón was carried by military helicopter over the automotive capital of Italy, thanks to the special co-operation of the Marina Militare Italiana (the Italian marines). It landed on the rooftop of the Lingotto building, and closed a [...]

Hudson denim has become a superstar favorite lately with Miley Cyrus, Lisa Rinna, Katie Holmes, Eva Longoria and Rachel Bilson all sporting Hudson style. A premium denim that is boasts both comfort and flexibility in style its quick to become a celebrity favorite. Now models such as Molly Sims and our favorite Gisele Bundchen are starting to wear the pretty blues. Here's Gisele grabbing a cab in M

…demands Morgan Freeman in the new Wanted trailer. We’ve seen a few trailers for this movie, most have been in foreign tongue but still cool and show us things we haven’t seen before. This trailer is no exception, as we see more curved bullet action, more flying cars and yet more Angelina Jolie. I typed [...]

The musical program of Regine Velasquez entitled “Songbird” debuted last May 15 on a Thursday night but it didn’t take-off. It was beaten by the koreanovela “Lovers” on ABS-CBN. The next week, it suffered again from poor ratings until the management of GMA decided to change it’s timeslot.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband with a fly swatter..“What are you doing?” she asked..“Hunting Flies”, he responded..“Oh! Killing any?” she asked..“Yep, 3 males, 2 females”, he replied..Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”.He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”Laugh--IT--Out

I haven't done a fly post yet this year, so I thought I would now, since yesterday was really our first hot day and it seemed to be most noticeable. We, as horse companions and owners are forever battling the dreaded fly. This year I'm trying a new strategy and combining forces. It's important in so many ways to keep the fly population down for the health of your horse. Not only because they are

Bollywood hottie Katrina Kaif - Due to her tight agenda the actress missed her flight to Bangalore. Katrina had to be there to cheer for business tycoon Vijay Mallaya’s IPL team. But alas she could not make it on time to the airport.Remember she is brand ambassador of none other than Vijay Mallaya’s IPL team. And on learning about Katrina’s plight, the ace businessman quickly made arrangeme

Man Flies Like A Bird Over The Alps With Jet-Propelled Wings.Swiss Pilot Yves Rossy became the first man in the world to fly with jet-propelled wings. He demonstrated his talent in Bex, Switzerland, the four jet turbines enabled him to achieve a 186 mph, which is about 65 mph faster than a typical skydiver jumping & he uses only his body to change position in the air. Yves Rossy has spent 5 years

"Some people go fishing on their day off. Yves Rossy likes to jump out of a small plane with a pair of jet-powered wings on his back and loop the loop above the Swiss Alps. The self-built contraption took the former fighter pilot five years to build and perfect - and yesterday he gave it its maiden flight. Stepping out of an aircraft at 7,500ft, Rossy unfolded the 10ft rigid wings strapped to h

Swiss Yves Rossy lived his dream of becoming a "rocket man" when he flies with an 8ft jet-fuel powered wings strapped on his back. He flew at 8,200ft for more than five minutes above the mountainous town of Bex in western Switzerland.Stepping out of an aircraft at 7,500ft, Rossy unfolded the 10ft rigid wings strapped to his back as he plummeted earthwards. Passing from freefall into a gentle glide

Bex, Switzerland: The ex air force - and current Swiss International Airways - pilot, Yves Rossy flew over the Alps with, his own invention, the rocket propelled wings. Fusion Man, as he is called in his home town, flew his self made device on Wednesday after years of planning and a $190,000 so far budget [...]

Icarus, whose artificial wings melted when he flew too close to the sun.Yves Rossy built his own wings but unlike Icarus when he took his maiden flight over the Swiss Alps he never flew too close to sun.Ten foot wide jet powered wings propelled pilot Yves Rossy on his maiden flight above the Swiss Alps.It took the pilot five years to build his machine with the help of sponsors. With 110pd foldable

Bryan Hoch/MLB.com:After missing most of Spring Training due to injury, Sean Henn has found a new opportunity in San Diego. The left-hander was claimed off waivers by the Padres from the Yankees on Friday. Henn, 27, was 1-0 with a 0.84 ERA in eight relief appearances this season between Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre and Class A Tampa. He was designated for assignment to create a roster spot on April 30, when the Yankees signed catcher Chad Moeller to a Major League contract. Originally considered a contender to make New York's bullpen out of Spring Training as a lefty specialist, Henn was limited to just three Grapefruit League appearances due to tendinitis in his left shoulder and was outpitched by non-roster invitee Billy Traber, who subsequently made the Yankees' Opening Day roster.

Reuters - Shares of British video search engine firm Blinkx surged 50 percent to a seven-month high on Friday, on talk that Internet giant Google and media conglomerate NewsCorp may bid for the firm.

Reuters - Shares of British video search engine firm Blinkx surged 50 percent to a seven-month high on Friday, on talk that Internet giant Google and media conglomerate NewsCorp may bid for the firm.

In Marketplace CNNMoney.com It Flies WellWith Workers AFLAC Employees Get Fat Salaries, Profit Sharing: 10 Best Big Companies Ketchup Firm Next to Go?Europeans May Buy US Brands Reach for It AllKids Drive 48 States in 5 Days10 Jobs That Pay $75 an Hour Next

Philippine Airlines has launched a budget brand airline called PAL EXPRESS going head on with other Boracay airlines which include South East Asian Airlines, Asian Spirit and Cebu Pacific Air. PAL EXPRESS will fly to Caticlan from Manila 12 times Daily. PAL EXPRESS turbo prop planes include a 50 seater Bombardier Q-300s and a 76-seater Q-400s. PAL EXPRESS [...]

I just found this half-written post in my “drafts” and realized that I could really use an extra hour or two each day.  I started to write it after reading an article the other day on SFGate.com that brought to my attention that the number of real estate agents has started to shrink.  In fact, the [...]

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Killing a fly, no big deal right? Well, at the meditation retreat I was not only in for a mind training but also encouraged to follow the Buddhist precepts of which one is saying something like, “You shall not harm any living being.” For obvious reasons: we’re all manifestations of the same life energy. I [...]

Hyderabad, April 25 (IANS) Bollywood star Aamir Khan, who was injured while doing a stunt scene for the film “Ghajini” here, flew back to Mumbai Friday for treatment, film industry sources said. The mishap apparently occurred Wednesday when Khan had to lift and throw a bulky man weighing about 100 kilos, but the actor unfortunately pulled [...]

After hiking Old Rag Mountain last Friday with my wife, we stopped in Sperryville for a late lunch at Burgers and Things.  I noticed that some zip-lock plastic bags full of water were attached high on the walls of the cafe.  When I inquired about the water bags, an employee said that they keep the [...]

Roughly 12 hours ago I was saying something like, "I'll be back after collecting the Pullip Doll with my sister and her boyfriend." I was kinda expecting to come home and blog after that. But well... Things didn't really turn out the way I expected it to. For one, we didn't manage to get Ala (the name of the Pullip Doll), which was pre-ordered like 2 weeks ago or something. Instead, my sister bought another doll in Ala's place while waiting another week for the stock to come in again. (Using my money yet again!) In most cases, after spending so much on something, an individual would feel a little pinch to her pocket. But for this case, since I was the one forking the cash out... Well, you get the picture. Anyway. Continue reading...

weird factsScientists have been able to take control of flies' brains to make females behave just like males.Researchers genetically modified the insects so that a group of brain cells that control sexual behaviour could be "switched on" by a pulse of light.The team was able to get female fruit flies to produce a courtship song - behaviour usually only seen in males.The study, published in the journal Cell, suggests that the wiring in male and female flies' brains is similar.Scanning electron micrograph of the fruit fly (SPL)What would happen if we turned the neurons on in femalesGero MiesenboeckGero Miesenboeck, from Oxford University, UK, who carried out the research with J. Dylan Clyne from Yale University, US, said: "It is often the case that males have to work very hard to convince fe

Scientists have been able to take control of flies' brains to make females behave just like males. The team was able to get female fruit flies to produce a courtship song - behaviour usually only seen in males.The study suggests that the wiring in male and female flies' brains is similar. Gero Miesenboeck, from Oxford University, UK, who carried out the research with J. Dylan Clyne from Yale University, US, said: "It is often the case that males have to work very hard to convince females to mate with them. Male fruit flies will vibrate one of their wings to produce a barely audible song. And if the female likes that sound, she'll surrender to his advances.” Previous research has revealed that a group of 2,000 brain cells are necessary for this courtship behaviour in the insects; howeve

Great logos, once designed, always fly beyond your imagination. One such example is Flogo, a fly-high-in-the-sky logo. Yup. Snowmasters is a famous firm that produces fake snow powder and is reported to launch a cool new product. Imagine a fanciful material that is blowing, and flowing, and appears just like a real cloud! Excited? Yeah, [...]

I didn’t realize I hadn’t posted since Monday, but I’ll be back in full swing in a few days. My sister is in town this week and we haven’t seen each other since our Mom passed away in the fall of 2005. My brother lives here too, so we’ve all had a great visit but [...]

Company Clocks In at Number 26 on Annual List (Orlando, FL)—FiltaFry is pleased to announce its number 26 ranking on Franchise Times magazine’s annual “Fast 55” list, which recognizes the top movers in year-over-year franchise growth. “Franchise Times is the leading franchise industry publication and its ‘Fast 55’ list is [...]

Well, I never know it was Wednesday today, I was still thinking it was still Tuesday, now I remember more since yesterday was Tuesday Toot, well, it's good to know that there's something there to remind me hehehe! Anyway, just got up so late today, though, probably, I got too tired from shopping yesterday and roaming around at the department store, I just missed being at the store and shop, since mostly, when I started blogging, I always just went online and start shopping...well, so glad I finally did it last night too with my boys. And once again, I spent too much, I bought some new bath rugs and some clothes for our son Josh. Well, I just like our bathroom's looks now and it's all light green, plus I bought some display which formed of a leaf to put in the top of the toilet, not the i

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V8 Supercars' newest winner Will Davison has been appointed an official Ambassador for Suzuki Motorcycles. Davison, 25, will now carry Suzuki colours on his helmet and driving suit during the 2008 V8 Supercar season, in which he drives for Dick Johns...

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Manga Review Succeded to make summon of Gamabunta didn’t mean make gamabunta will receive Naruto as his masters, Naruto have to prove to Gamabunta that he had summoned him. Gamabunta still can’t believe if Naruto had summoned him, he tought it was Jiraiya worked. So Naruto has to stay on Gamabunta’s back [...]

I have never heard of Criss Angel in my entire life, until one day I was on The Richness Forums chatting with my loves, Pinkislove00 and Storie, and Pink talks about Criss Angel. I was like, "Criss who?". Then I found out that he's an American with Greek lineage illusionist. The only American illusionist I knew was David Blaine. I'll never forget the illusion he made with taking his heart out. Sick. Poor Carson Daly was cringing. I did a little research and well, turns out David's more of an endurance master rather than an illusionist. Criss Angel, however, just amazes me. Seriously. Getting rolled on by a steamroller, hit by a car through a block wall, walking on water, getting cut in half by a 4-foot saw, and even getting nailed into a coffin which was shredded in a wood chipper with him

Amazing Japanese Flies Give a fly a ball to juggle and he flies away Teach a fly to juggle (by way of hypnosis) and he becomes a Youtube star forever…. We found this cool little Youtube video over at the “Hyp” Pnosis website. Enjoy! By LBG Source - Japanese Hypnotize Flies Death by 1000 Papercuts Front Page

Amazing Japanese FliesGive a fly a ball to juggle and he flies awayTeach a fly to juggle (by way of hypnosis) and he becomes a Youtube star forever....We found this cool little Youtube video over at the "Hyp" Pnosis website.Enjoy!By LBGSource - Japanese Hypnotize FliesDeath by 1000 Papercuts Front Page.

For the first time in history, a pilot flew a plane that was powered by fuel cells. This milestone was made possible by Boeing Research & Technology Europe engineering team in Madrid; they got assistance from their partners in Germany, France, Austria, the United Kingdom, and the United States. The fuel cell is a device [...]

On the continental island of New Guinea, there has evolved a quite extraordinary version of fruit flies that over millions of years have colonised the world.A fruit fly with antlers. Only the males have them and the size of these strange extensions of the insect's cuticle has a significant effect on their mating success. Just like a rutting moose or deer this antlered fruit fly must fight with other males for the privilege of mating.It's a pushing contest to decide ownership of a select spot on this fallen mahogany tree. A battle royal over a site where there is a fungus in the wood that will be ideal food for their larvae. One of these males has claimed such a fungus patch, and is determined to win the right to mate here.Even when he's proved his strength and is exercising

Starting April 8, 2008, SEAIR will have flights every Tuesdays and Saturdays from Manila to Basco, Batanes! The return flights from Batanes to Manila are on the same days. The flights are regular charters by Batanes Cultural Travel Agency (BCTA). BCTA is where the SEAIR tickets and packages to Batanes can be purchased. The flights to Batanes [...]

Two kinds of fruit fly accidentally arrived in Hawaii long ago when these oceanic islands were young. From them more than 800 species known as picture wings are believed to be descended, some well known, others awaiting investigation or even discovery. Picture wing flies have striking black and white patterns on their wings, and are larger than many of the others.Several different kinds of picture wings live together in the same patch of forest. So what stops them interbreeding? The answer lies in their bizarre courtship rituals and contests, for which males of each kind have their own special body design and behaviour.These males are fighting for the right to mate with a female of their type. In this trial of strength each contestant recognises the body and body language of its rival. So

Nothing is worse than a house full of flies. Many things attract a fly into the house and once one gets in it seems many more follow. What may start out as simply a few flies can quickly turn into an infestation. The first step to fighting flies is knowing what type of fly they are and then you can start to rid yourself and your house of flies. There are four types of flies that you may find around your home. Drain flies are found in drains or sewers. Fruit flies like garbage or other rotting food products. Phorid flies like drains, garbage and any rotting organic matter. Sphaerocerid flies are found around rotting food sources and drains. The first step to getting rid of flies is to clean up. Since flies like dirty areas, a good cleaning of garbage areas and drains is a good start

Nothing is worse than a house full of flies. Many things attract a fly into the house and once one gets in it seems many more follow. What may start out as simply a few flies can quickly turn into an infestation. The first step to fighting flies is knowing what type of fly they are and then you can start to rid yourself and your house of flies. There are four types of flies that you may find around your home. Drain flies are found in drains or sewers. Fruit flies like garbage or other rotting food products. Phorid flies like drains, garbage and any rotting organic matter. Sphaerocerid flies are found around rotting food sources and drains. The first step to getting rid of flies is to clean up. Since flies like dirty areas, a good cleaning of garbage areas and drains is a good start

Amazing. March is coming to an end and I am left wondering how time has moved by so quickly. I could swear we just had Christmas! This week was a great week for me. I have gotten a lot done on my seemingly never ending de-cluttering project. I now have 2 huge boxes of stuff to [...]

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.Are we freethinkers (i.e., atheists, humanists, agnostics) likely to be more influential by promoting reason and secular morality rather than railing against superstition? Should we not be expending more energy toward serving as examples of how to live without religious delusion and less on mockery and criticism of religion? Maybe it is more complex than this simple dichotomy would suggest.Let me get one bit of self-disclosure out of the way first. I've been going through a vinegar-filled phase lately. If you look over my post for the last couple weeks, you'll see it as clearly as I feel it. My tone has been angrier, and I've been doing way more bitching about religion than promoting reason or other healthy solutions. I'm out of balance

We spent a wonderful 2 weeks in Duquesa over the Christmas and New Year. Highlights included a spectacular five course New Year's eve meal at Casanis in Marbella Old Town (definitely one of my favourite restaurants on the coast); bowling at La Canada (an excellent use of a rainy day); and an afternoon spent walking around Casares (good for clearing the lungs and the view along the coast from the castle on the top of the hill is breaktaking).There aren't that many new developments to report, but the refurbished and revamped Hotel La Duquesa looks very smart and I'm looking forward to trying out the new spa. As well as traditional treatments like massages, manicures and pedicures, you can also pay a daily fee to use all the different temperature pools and saunas. Can't wait!

Andy Bell Flies Solo For True ColorsMonday, Mar 24, 2008 4:29AM Erasure frontman Andy Bell will join Cyndi Lauper's True Colors Tour as a special guest for a handful of solo performances this summer.The singer, who along with Erasure partner Vince Clarke co-headlined the tour last year, will take some time off from recording his sophomore solo album in London for the shows.Bell will join Lauper and friends beginning June 21 at Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion in Houston.Shows featuring Bell include Superpages.com Center in Dallas (June 22), Dodge Theater in Phoenix (June 25), Viejas Concerts in the Park in Alpine, Calif. (June 27), the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles (June 28) and the Greek Theatre in Berkeley, Calif. (June 29).Other acts on the rotating lineup for the tour, which kicks off Ga

Bill Richardson, former Clinton Secretary of Energy, now former friend and crony, has left the Clinton nest and flown straight to the Obama camp, endorsement in hand with visions of a Vice-President slot dancing in his head. In an email sent to the Obama camp Richardson praised Hillary as “a distinguished leader with vast experience” while [...]

Bill Richardson, former Clinton Secretary of Energy, now former friend and crony, has left the Clinton nest and flown straight to the Obama camp, endorsement in hand with visions of a Vice-President slot dancing in his head.In an email sent to the Obama camp Richardson praised Hillary as "a distinguished leader with vast experience" while gushing about Obama who would be in Richardson's words, "a historic and great president who can bring us the change we so desperately need by bringing us together as a nation here at home and with our allies abroad".According to the Brit newspaper, the Telegraph, foreign corespondent Toby Harden claims Richardson's importance as an endorsement force ranks third after Al Gore and John Edwards. He also writes that Richardson's decision was perhaps, a "sheer

I was rather grumpy this morning, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Sixty foot drop - straight down, that's enough to make anyone grumpy! Things got worse, I saw a huge cloud of flies in the distance which usually means there's something good to eat. But the flies were just following the gardener around, he'd fallen into the compost bin again. Nothing on the bird-table except for a three week old apple core. The humans must be sleeping in. I tried tap dancing on their roof to get them up but no joy. There is some suet they hung from a branch in a mesh bag so that big birds like me can't scoff it all ....

We saw cops catching thieves with the help of guns this is something unusual by catching through a shooting net. Here after there will be no wounds for thieves instead they will be trapped like an insect. As thieves are cunning enough they can’t escape from this shooting net and they are treated like an [...]

Batten down the hatches cause you’ll soon be listening to the contemporary sound of an air raid siren. In its wake will be the ferocious noise of dropping bombs but instead of dispensing lethal carnage these bombs contain the ingredients that could yet herald the UK’s most promising new band. Ritzy, Rhydian and Justin are hot off the press (forming less than a year ago) and much like that other hotly tipped act the Ting Tings they have yet to release a record (slight dramatic licence). The Joy Formidable are particularly well named because their music is infected with such an irresistable joie-de-vivre. Steve Lamacq has been going ga-ga for ‘Austere’ and it is easy to see why when you clasp ears on guitars going at it at full throttle. I prefer ‘When The Flies’ which supports m

Need to put something together to feed the Botts, IYKWIM?Last week end the Wife of my youth and me Traveled up the 99 to my sisters house, so we could spend Friday evening with one of our Spiritual Sons who lives with his family in Modesto. It was great seeing how some of the spiritual perspectives and practices are still a part of their lives and ministries. And we spent Saturday with another Spiritual Son, who is here from The Republic Of Belarus in the former USSR.DenO is on assignment from his company who is subbing out work from Google and will be heading home to Minsk next Saturday! I will be writing about our blessing with DenO from our trip in 1995 later on when I start the second year.It has been 2 years since we have seen him and it was great to spend the day with him. My Sister

With inflation topping 100,000% and the highest value 10 million Zimbabwe dollar note worth just US$0.50, planeloads of banknotes are flying into Harare almost every day to keep up with the demand. The Munich company Giesecke & Devrient is receiving more than €500,000 (£382,000) a week for delivering bank notes at the rate of Z$170 trillion a week.“The regime is surviving by printing money,” said Martin Rupiya, professor of war and security studies at the University of Zimbabwe. “At this stage there is no other way.” (full)Picture courtesy goeasymoney.com (how appropriate!)

This 80 year old woman thought she had the crabs, so she goes to the doctor. "Doctor I think I have the crabs." "When was the last time you had sex?" The doctor asks. "I have never had sex. I'm still a virgin." she replied. The doctor thought this was very strange so he told her to get on the table and he would examine her. After the examination he said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is you don't have the crabs. The bad news is you've got fruit flies." "Fruit flies?" asks granny. "Yeah," says the doctor. "Your cherry rotted."

Fur flies over dog custody Monday, February 18th 2008, 4:00 AM   Millionaire Marsh Newmark says his estranged wife is keeping their [...]

photo by jpctalbot The Musca domestica is otherwise known as the house fly. The species pictured above is the Lucilia Caesar, otherwise known as the Greenbottle fly or ‘doo-doo’ fly. These two species of flies are the most common ones we see here in Hawaii. Whether you’re having a backyard barbecue or frying manini or [...]

Despite many major airlines sinking under record high oil prices, Continental is flying high due to its strong traffic on its trans-Atlantic and domestic flights. Continental Airlines was slated to report its fourth-quarter and full year results on Thursday, but said its final figures won’t be posted until mid-February due to calculation changes stemming from a [...]

If you see a chartered jet at Fort Wayne International Airport with an NBA logo on the side, don’t get too excited about the Dallas Mavericks or San Antonio Spurs being in town to scrimmage against the Mad Ants.No, these players are a little younger – in fifth grade, actually.The jet will contain members of the Texas Titans traveling team, who are in town to compete in the Martin Luther King Classic on Saturday and Sunday at Spiece Fieldhouse.The Titans boys basketball team is backed by Texas billionaire Kenny Troutt and often gets a lift to tournaments on a jet that NBA teams use. The team was featured in a recent Sports Illustrated article. The team has flown on the Arizona Diamondbacks’ plane, stayed at Caesars Palace for a tournament in Las Vegas and practiced at the Mavericks’

Oracle Corp. (NASDAQ: ORCL) just posted earnings. Its GAAP EPS was $0.25 but non-GAAP was $0.31 EPS on revenues of $5.3 Billion. First Call had estimates at... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]