Farting

An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing [...]

Today we celebrate the farting reindeer at Linky Love’s Pets on Tuesday. Every year exactly 3 months and 7 days after Christmas, we celebrate the reindeer that didn’t make it to Santa Claus due to some windy issues. How to join the farting reindeer picture celebration? All you have to do is try to fulfill the list [...]

    Walter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray and illustrated by Audrey Colman is an all time favorite among kids everywhere. Whether parents approve or not the simple fact of the matter is that farts, to kids, are absolutely hillarious and Kotzwinkle and Murray draw on that with this book. Walter, is adopted from [...]

A farting sailor opened this week's edition of TV Burp.This was one of the clips used from Wonderland, The Curious World of Frinton-on-Sea, which depicted a town fighting the installation of automatic gates at its level crossing.The residents were terrified their gates would be controlled by "a lunatic from Colchester" and set up a gentle protest.Hill got lots of comic mileage from their placards, slogans and interviews, even pretending to control the automatic gates.The program also used Freaky Eaters to lampoon Coronation Street.American Inventor, a spin-off of Dragon's Den, showcased the Urinator, which enabled this week's fight to be between a toilet seat with the lid down and a toilet seat with the lid up.Good show this week, although the finale was a little odd-surely Wonderland was

Nordic Game Jam's Taboo Games Feature Cannibalism, Farting Last month, 134 developers gathered at IT University in Copenhagen for the Nordic Game Jam '08, during which they came up with 19 game demos in just under two days. The theme of the Game Jam was "Taboo," to ensure that participants' concepts would be more artistic and less commercial in nature. There were few rules, other than that the game had to have a game loop, be winnable, playable with a controller instead of just a mouse and keyboard, and it had to be multiplayer. Participants pitched games with themes covering everything from torture (yeesh) to pedophilia (bigger yeesh) to truly scary things like PMS (don't even go there). Forty hours and nearly 300 beers later, the 19 different teams had 15 minutes each

Two days ago I went to a computer rental because my laptop is under repair, had a problem with the monitor inverter. When I enter the room there is bunch of teens about 13/14 years old laughs and one of them was pointing at the other one. It only took second to understand what they were doing. One of them was farted and it sure smells nasty. There are other people in the room, covering their mouth and looked pretty pissed because of them. Thank God I always brought my perfume in my bag, so, I sprayed the room and the situation back to normal, ha ha ha…Fart always sounds funny and smells like s*** and writing about fart I have a cousin, who is pretty obsessed about fart’s characteristics, ROFL... She said there are 4 types of farts:- The depressed fart- The freedom’s fart- The shy far

Just RATTLES one off the leathers. Just an observation, but why in the hell are Greg and Janet sitting so close together in the back seat. That shit is not acceptable in a pickup truck, let alone in a four door sedan.

A deputy head teacher (vice principal), at a school in England, lost her £1 million lawsuit over a chair that made farting noises. Sue Storer, 48, said the chair she was given to use, at the Bedminster Down secondary school in Bristol, let out a humiliating noise every time she sat down, which she...

Yes, yes, it’s another fart joke gag video but I don’t care. If you don’t like fart gags, for starters you need a humour bypass, and secondly, just don’t watch the clip! There’ll be something else on here tomorrow, and it probably won’t involve farts. This clip is very Jackass, just a tad milder and with a fat kid doing the joke instead of a midget or someone wearing a thong and bunny costume. The kid is great in this, keeping a straight face while pressing the little fart machine button. His dad (I’m guessing) on the other hand can’t keep a straight face while filming it, and you can constantly hear his laughter. I found the people who didn’t react even in the face of a nice smelly riproarer in their faces, funnier, but that’s just me. Farting In Public, Farting, Prank, Gag, Joke, Jackass, YouTube, You Tube, Fart Machine

A 35 year-old man has been banned from his favorite pub in West Fife, Scotland, for farting too much. Now just how bad do your farts have to stink to be banned from a drinking establishment? Stewart Laidlaw, a 35 year-old man from Edinburgh is proud of his farts but patrons of Thirsty...

I was searching during the weekend of some funny fartign videos (yes, i have some weired tendencies), and I landed on this funny new video by Air Action Vigorsol.Air Vigorsol is a Freshness pill like Polo or Menthos; and to make people talk about it, look what they did:There's no dedicated website or advergame, but I think the viral video will make it on its own!Alternative Buzz

It’s the farting preacher again! For those of you loving this look back at one of the classics of YouTube, you’ll be saddened by the news that this is the last installment on YouTube Digger. Those of you who hate fart jokes, toilet humour and/or have just seen this time and time again, you’ll now be cheering. I’ll be delving deep into the archives to find some more gems we may have forgotten about in future weeks, as well as all the current video picks, which may end up being future classics. The Farting Preacher, YouTube, YouTube Digger, Robert Tilton

It’s the farting preacher again! For those of you loving this look back at one of the classics of YouTube, you’ll be saddened by the news that this is the last installment on YouTube Digger. Those of you who hate fart jokes, toilet humour and/or have just seen this time and time again, you’ll now be cheering. I’ll be delving deep into the archives to find some more gems we may have forgotten about in future weeks, as well as all the current video picks, which may end up being future classics. The Farting Preacher, YouTube, YouTube Digger, Robert Tilton

This needs no introduction, but I’ll give it one never the less. It’s the farting preacher yet again, in the 4th and penultimate installment I’ll be sharing with you. He seems to have started saying “hello” to his farts now, which is just plain weird. The high pitched let-off about a quarter way through is just too funny. “There’s a movement right there”, see I told you he’d started to follow through. The Farting Preacher, Robert Tilton, YouTube, Number 4

This needs no introduction, but I’ll give it one never the less. It’s the farting preacher yet again, in the 4th and penultimate installment I’ll be sharing with you. He seems to have started saying “hello” to his farts now, which is just plain weird. The high pitched let-off about a quarter way through is just too funny. “There’s a movement right there”, see I told you he’d started to follow through. The Farting Preacher, Robert Tilton, YouTube, Number 4

The 3rd installment of ‘The Farting Preacher’! I love the massive rip roarer 50 seconds in to it, makes me laugh every time. Some of you may be sitting there thinking how childish and disgusting these clips are, but I’m sorry, a fart gag is always good, no matter the subject matter. And Robert Tilton puts himself in the firing line by pulling the funny faces and saying what he does. Plus it sounds like he follows through, which no-one likes! The farting Preacher, Robert Tilton, Success-N-Life, Word Of Faith Family Church, Jesus, God, Christianity

The 3rd installment of ‘The Farting Preacher’! I love the massive rip roarer 50 seconds in to it, makes me laugh every time. Some of you may be sitting there thinking how childish and disgusting these clips are, but I’m sorry, a fart gag is always good, no matter the subject matter. And Robert Tilton puts himself in the firing line by pulling the funny faces and saying what he does. Plus it sounds like he follows through, which no-one likes! The farting Preacher, Robert Tilton, Success-N-Life, Word Of Faith Family Church, Jesus, God, Christianity

This is the second part in ‘The Farting Preacher’ series, featuring Robert Tilton from the ‘Word Of Faith Family Church’. The quality is a little better on this one and the last scene with the prophetic fart had me in stitches. You’ll be getting one every day this week and then if people like them, I’ll dig out some more. The Farting Preacher, Robert Tilton, Success-N-Life, Word Of Faith Family Church, Jesus, God, Christianity

This is the second part in ‘The Farting Preacher’ series, featuring Robert Tilton from the ‘Word Of Faith Family Church’. The quality is a little better on this one and the last scene with the prophetic fart had me in stitches. You’ll be getting one every day this week and then if people like them, I’ll dig out some more. The Farting Preacher, Robert Tilton, Success-N-Life, Word Of Faith Family Church, Jesus, God, Christianity

This is an oldie but goodie so i thought I’d share it for anyone who hasn’t yet had the pleasure of “The Farting Preacher”. I hope you enjoyed watching this as there’s plenty more where that came from, and it’s be a series of clips I’ll be putting up this week for your delectation and delight. Let’s just say this is the first in a series ;) The guy in question’s name is actually Robert Tilton, but to an Internet generation he’s now the farting preacher! The clips of him with the fart track as above are from his show Success-N-Life which ran through the 80s and 90s. According to Wikipedia “Tilton’s ministry revolved around the practice of making “vows”, financial commitments to Tilton’s ministry. When a person made a vow to Tilton (Tilton’s preferred vow, stressed frequently during his broadcasts, was $1,000), Tilton preached that God would recognize the vow and reward the donor with vast

This is an oldie but goodie so i thought I’d share it for anyone who hasn’t yet had the pleasure of “The Farting Preacher”. I hope you enjoyed watching this as there’s plenty more where that came from, and it’s be a series of clips I’ll be putting up this week for your delectation and delight. Let’s just say this is the first in a series ;) The guy in question’s name is actually Robert Tilton, but to an Internet generation he’s now the farting preacher! The clips of him with the fart track as above are from his show Success-N-Life which ran through the 80s and 90s. According to Wikipedia “Tilton’s ministry revolved around the practice of making “vows”, financial commitments to Tilton’s ministry. When a person made a vow to Tilton (Tilton’s preferred vow, stressed frequently during his broadcasts, was $1,000), Tilton preached that God would recognize the vow and reward the donor with vast

Al Gore says we’ll all be dead in ten years in his documentary about global warming, An Inconvenient Truth, and although he blames man for the problem, apparently we actually have cows to thank for our pending imminent demise. According to recent studies, cow farts account for one third of the world’s methane emissions. A single cow gives off approximately 400 liters of methane gas in one day and methane is twenty times more harmful to the atmosphere than carbon dioxide, which currently gets most of the bad press. The solution is obvious and will actually accomplish two things. I propose that we find a way to collect the methane from cows and then begin altering new cars to run on methane gas. We’ll reduce our dependance on oil and drastically slow global warming at the same time. It’s believed that if cows fart less they will grow faster which would be excellent news for cattle ranchers and of course the profits from selling the methane will make the ranchers r

Al Gore says we’ll all be dead in ten years in his documentary about global warming, An Inconvenient Truth, and although he blames man for the problem, apparently we actually have cows to thank for our pending imminent demise. According to recent studies, cow farts account for one third of the world’s methane emissions. A single cow gives off approximately 400 liters of methane gas in one day and methane is twenty times more harmful to the atmosphere than carbon dioxide, which currently gets most of the bad press. The solution is obvious and will actually accomplish two things. I propose that we find a way to collect the methane from cows and then begin manufacturing more new cars that run on methane gas. We’ll reduce our dependence on oil and drastically slow global warming at the same time. Methane would cost about $.10 a gallon and Volvo is already producing a bi-fuel engine that burns methane and uses gasoline as a backup fuel. The five-cylinder 2.4-liter Bi-Fuel

Farting Disease, apparently this may be a chronic condition with symptoms such as... alot of gas, bloating, and farting. It's rude and smelly. If you have this problem...Tell all your friends and family, so they know what to expect. Be creative with it as well, find the humor. As viewed on Myspace The Family ...