This week menses commenced and the fire department came a knockin’—yes, in that order, but not to hose the aching, cramping, burning loins. They are two separate items.I spent a week in pre-menses hell and finally the dams broke Wednesday early in the afternoon. In fact, my sister and I began menstruating at the same exact time. She wouldn’t be amused that I’m sharing that bit of trivia, but she’ll forgive me. Happy Period, Katie and Kerri!Anyhochie…My sister and I met in front of our buildinks at 4ish so we could run a few errands. I walked out of my aptula and smelled/saw smoke, and lots of it wafting from the back of the building through the roof. Hmm, I thought. That’s curious. It smells like burnt popcorn, or does it smell like hair and I’m having a massive heart attac
Camping caters to condom conservation. Apparently, with a bit of elbow grease and DIY-action, condoms make great fire-starters. What, you thought that camping out with sleeping bags was going to secretly help you score? Pay a visit to your pocket and rip off that rear-warmed wrapper. Between safe sex and cooking Ramen, condoms really do help protect you from the elements, at least until your fire goes flacid.tags technorati : camping condoms fire firecrotch
I don't get Wilmer (most people know him as Fez from That 70's Show). Whatevo. Lemme talk. Okay, so they broke up.. I dunno how long ago, but they were dating and yeah they broke up.
So, Lindsay Lohan was at a club in Manhattan being her jolly slutty old self, shaking her booty and gettin jiggy wid it singing Justin Timberlake's "Like I Love You" when Wilmer Valderrama entered the scene.
He tried to talk to her, but she was just too cool to talk to him. C'MON LILO, how can you reject a man as beautiful as he is? Well, anyways, after getting ignored, he grabbed the microphone and said "Lindsay, this is for you!" Then he began to sing his version of Matchbox 20's "Back 2 Good".
haha I can only imagine FEZ singing that! Cute. After hearing him sing the romantic song, Lindsay only had 3 words to say: ITS TOO LATE!!!
Some men just deserve to be punked off like that!
I loves it. LOVES. IT.
Lindsay Lohan is great, Just when we thought she will never flash her nether regions again after her liquid rehab, she does it again….This time she shows off her firecrotch at Plumm nightclub in New York. Thanks for egotastic for the fine pics.
We already showed you pictures of Lindsay Lohan at Plumm nightclub in New York last week, but here a few more shots, one of which I’m sure you’ll agree is definitely worth a closer look. For some reason, probably to scratch that HPV itch, Lindsay has hiked up her already short skirt to reveal her see-through stockings, and complete lack of underwear.
Lindsay Lohan
Are Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton friends?
Well if they aren't, Lindsay has officially changed her haircolor again, to BLONDE. Maybe next time she'll change her face to NOT UGLY.
Now she can have split personalities and pretend like she's Paris. There's nobody I hate more than Paris Hilton, except for Lindsey Lohan. She's the ugliest girl I've ever seen in my entire life and her voice sounds like Marge Simpson. Not only that, she clearly needs to have her implants redone–as you can see from this picture.
I have to hand to her though, nip slip Lohan actually managed to not slip out in this picture.
I wish Steve Irwin were still alive so he could do a running commentary on the video of Lindsay Lohan flipping her shit when her mother gets in the car; (blimey she's a firey one) Britney wearing her Jiffy Pop hat (you don't see that very often in this part of the world, this is facsinating!); and Paris yelling, "Tell Firecrotch She's no Longer Welcome"…with the whole video culminating with a big ol, "FUCK YOU' from Paris (crickey! this filly clearly is near her menstrural cycle!)It's like like watching the Discovery Channel. Except that the crocodiles are more civilized.Click here to see the video and a timeline that precedes the glorious event.
