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      So Many Mistakes - No Excuses
      So I have been reading through my last post and it's so full of mistakes and dead ends.I would like to offer up an excuse but I don't have one.Basically I need an editor.My knowledge of writing the English language is flaky at best, I am never sure at what point to input punctuation, I also although actually being pretty good at spelling do tend to misspell the same words over and over and althoug

      Written by: The Great Escape


      Stop Making Excuses!
      I had a discussion the other day with a client of mine, and it made me think about one thing, a very common thing when people are trying to change their habits and for instance start eating healthy and get in shape. You know what that common thing is?Excuses! Ever heard of it before? =)I would like to share an excerpt from the Burn Fat at Home program.People find it hard to start a new exercise pr

      Written by: Burn Fat at Home


      Letterman’s Top Ten Excuses For Palin’s Turkey Slaughter Interview
      In the spirit of Thanksgiving around the corner, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey. However, during her turkey-themed interview, the cameraman catches a poor turkey being slaughtered in the background (which Palin appears not to notice) in the now-infamous video. Well, funny man David Letterman’s “Top Ten” list Monday gave Palin’s excuses for the [...]

      Written by: Caramel Bella


      Excuses excuses.....
      Enough with the excuses already. Enough with the whining. Just man up and stop being lazy.That would be my inner monologue as I pushed and prodded myself to take a run in 30 degree weather yesterday. My inner monologue as...

      Written by: DC Urban Dad


      Stop Making Excuses and Learn to Live
      “The happiest people in the world are those who feel absolutely terrific about themselves, and this is the natural outgrowth of accepting total responsibility for every part of their life.” Brian Tracy If you haven’t already the post “Why Are You the Way You Are?” I encourage you to read it right now. It is the [...]

      Written by: CindySense Overcoming Lifes Obstacles


      Top 10 excuses not to turn in your math homework
      10. It’s Isaac Newton’s birthday. 9. I couldn’t decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1. 8. I accidently divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames. 7. It’s stuck inside a Klein bottle. 6. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. 5. I had too much pi and got sick. 4. Someone already published it, so I didn’t

      Written by: Live the News


      HAWKS: Tired players shun excuses for 0-3 streak
      Joe Johnson's emotionless reaction to the Hawks 6-0 start seemed strange at the time.

      Written by: Go-World Sports


      Personal Fitness For the Time Crunched - A System to Help You Do a Quick Workout Without Excuses
      When I was a child, each of my friends wanted to play, sports and games after school. Going out to a ball or running in circles could be fun, and we will never be an excuse not to play. Today I was with errands then noticed I had not in my personal workout in. I had to fetch children from one class after school and could not be a second late in picking them up. I had less than 25 minutes to in my

      Written by: About Weight Loss


      Top Ten Excuses
      Are you or your family member a victim of guardianship or conservatorship abuse that has attempted to receive justice for the unjust acts committed against you and your family? When seeking restitution, has every person you contacted refused to help? It is an old song, out of tune, but still on their list of greatest hitsHere are the top ten excuses as reported to the National Association to Stop

      Written by: National Association to Stop Guardian Abuse


      10 Excuses that nobody would believe them!
      1) Dr. Hotlove? Weeeellll, is my doctor, seriously. He usually text me at night, when he tell me about my medical results.What about the name? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….well, he’s american.Now, give me my phone back! 2) Of course i didn’t forgot when your birthday is, but i found  this nice postcard and i couldn’t stay my hand from [...]

      Written by: A Woman's World Online


      excuses for not flossing....i'm sure you have used one of these at the dentist before...
      This video shows dentists talking about all the excuses they hear about why people don't floss! It's pretty funny...I'm sure you have been caught trying to use one of these excuses before!For a quick and easy way to floss, check out brytonpick.com!

      Written by: KnowFloss


      Obama, Rashid Khalidi Video: LA Times Evolution of Excuses
      Rashid Khalidi and Obama:The LA Times Hidden VideoThe Evolving Excuse-Mongering of the LA TimesWhy won't the LA Times release the video it has of Barack Obama attending, what one report called, a "Jew Bash" for former PLO spokesman and present Columbia professor, Rashid Khalidi?The LA Times has had a week trying out a variety of excuses, before finally settling on one that--they hope--will take so

      Written by: Death By 1000 Papercuts


      excuses, excuses
      So this evening I'm rapidly knitting a hat for my waldo costume tomorrow. Hence, no posts. Pictures to come, I promise! 

      Written by: The Beautiful Life


      Excuses and Advice
      This is my first post in several months. I really have no excuse...The dog licked my keyboard, my internet access was limited, I was stuck in traffic for 5 months...Does it help that I've still been reading your blogs religiously? Oh well.We've had some crazy times at work that have inspired the following little list of advice nuggets for potential patients and their families:1) If you have ast

      Written by: Mostly True Stories


      7 Ways In Which You Can Overcome Excuses for Not Marketing Your Website by Writing Articles
      by: Laurie Meade Wannabe writers, are full of excuses as to why they aren’t writing yet. Many of these excuses can be changed to proactive statements with a mere switch in attitude and perspective. How many times have you read an article, and said to yourself, “I could have written this.” Well, why don’t you? It [...]

      Written by: Column Article


      Weight Loss Excuses are like............
      I heard the biggest cop out today by one of my coworkers today as to why she isn't trying lose weight. It started when she seen me eating a Lean Cuisine dinner at my desk. We had a conversation about my diet and my progress and then she sat down. She sits in the cube right next to mine so I could hear her talking with another one of my coworkers. She said that its different when a woman wants to l

      Written by: MyBigFatDiary


      Excuses... Oh ya, I got em...
      Ohhh. My poor neglected blog. The place where I once wrote deep and profound thoughts, or you know posted pictures and talked about my kids, has now become as place where in a rare free moment I scribble something down about being drunk. Which, I've actually never been drunk, and can only assume that nursing in the middle of the night with a migraine feels like a hangover. (if any of you would

      Written by: Sarah\'s Dandelions


      Derailed Diet Excuses That Just Don't Work
      This had to pop up sooner or later, what with my making fun of whiny heavy people who are only heavy through their own lack of will power (and I can say that, as I've had to jump back on the diet bandwagon myself because of some poor diet choices - damn you, Hershey's Kisses in 5 billion flavors). So, I've compiled a list of all the derailed diet excuses that I can and will laugh at if I hear you

      Written by: Conspiracy Theories from the Reality Challenged


      Are You Taking Action or Making Excuses?
      By: Heather Seitz Rather than talk about a “real estate” issue this week, per se… I want to address the topic of taking action and getting started - and being accountable. I’m going to warn you that this might be a little hard, but I’m getting tired of all the “poor me” stuff going on out there. [...]

      Written by: REI Tips: Real Estate Investing...Undressed


      No More Excuses - A 13 Minute Work Out
      Everyone has a busy schedule, and the most common excuse for not exercising is, “I don’t have enough time.” Well, that isn’t an excuse anymore. You do have time. How about when you’re watching TV? Or when you’re taking a quick break from the computer? Or when you wake up? We plan, we schedule, we work, we cook, we do chores, we care for family and friends, but when do we have time to

      Written by: Iowa Avenue


      Excuses, excuses, excuses!!!
      So we have all heard the excuses. "I'm not ready to settle down", "I haven't found the right girl/guy yet", "I don't have that connection with her/him". WHATEVER. I dont listen to that crap nor do I believe any of it. Yesterday my friends and I met up at Hooters (I have pictures below) and we were talking about love. Of course, I get made fun of all the time beca

      Written by: Katrina is a Princess


      Real Devo: Excuses?
      Excuses by Derek Hanisch, RTF Staff Writer How many times do we use our circumstances as an excuse? We can get a Biblical example by looking at Moses, and how when God wanted him to lead the Israelites to freedom he responded with: “I can’t, I have speech problems.” Moses used his circumstances, his speech problem, whatever [...]

      Written by: Real Teen Faith


      Two new Chickenpants and two new excuses
      I have been the worst blogger ever! But I have an excuse. Actually, two.Excuse #1.) I am moving house in oh, less than two weeks. And pretty much nothing is packed. Eep.Excuse #2.) I have a whole bunch of really wonderful shows coming up in the next two months...and I need to be sewing my plush butt off! (Just added Craftland to that list. Eep!)Anyway! Two new Chickenpants!Introducing:Mario Ninjap

      Written by: Absolutely Small


      MAKING EXCUSES
      I am amazed about how good I am at making excuses not to go to church on Sundays.

      Written by: DEAR IAGO


      J.Lo gives lame excuses
      A few days ago, Jennifer Lopez was forced to back out of the Project Runway finale, where she was set to guest judge, because she had a “foot injury”. “But Taylor!” You may be saying “You’re writing style is so witty and different from all the other gossip sites around! You are so clever!”. And [...]

      Written by: Gossip Boulevard


      Rewind #21: Alice in Chains "No Excuses" (MTV Unplugged)
      O concerto dos Nirvana nesta série MTV Unplugged terá sido certamente o mais mediático, o maior sucesso comercial e o que mais tinta fez correr, mas outros houve de grande qualidade, onde outros projectos tiveram oportunidade de mostrar que por detrás de sons crús e pesados havia uma série de grandes canções. Um dos meus favoritos é o dos Alice in Chains, também eles originários de Seat

      Written by: BrainDance


      [no excuses]
      OK, readers, time for a confession: this blog has been absolutely my last priority lately, and I’m sorry. I’ve found typos in dozens of my articles, just because I didn’t take enough time originally to read over what I was writing. And, you probably noticed, the quality of the content’s been a little lacking, too. [...]

      Written by: This Writer's Wallet


      No More Excuses: Ways To Overcome Barriers To Regular Exercise
      Finding excuses not to exercise is easy. The September issue of Mayo Clinic Women’s HealthSource offers ways to overcome common barriers with some creativity, flexibility and a different mindset. Here’s a sample: Excuse: I don’t have time to exercise. – Schedule exercise in your day as you would an appointment. If you wait to find time, [...]

      Written by: Fitness Health Blog


      Excuses, Excuses, Excuses…
      Having Your Leg Pulled? It was supposed to go as planned. But then you got a call, or an email, or worst of all, nothing. Excuses are easier to give than take. This is not a black & white issue… What if someone ‘forgot’ to send you their most recent picture (post-op?) until the day of your 1st [...]

      Written by: Sugar Daddy Dating - SeekingArrangement.com


      Haile Gebreselassie: Full of Excuses?
        Haile Gebreselassie, the name, is synonymous with marathon. Consistency, focus, grit and ultimately winning would make this athlete a world wide hero and a huge phenomenon in his home country of Ethiopia. After watching the Beijing marathon competition, i couldn’t help but wonder how the competition would have played out with Haile Gebreselassie in the mix. Haile had decided not com

      Written by: Abesha Bunna Bet


      What’s you’re Excuses...

      Written by: LoveProperty


      What’s you’re Excuses...

      Written by: LoveProperty


      Get Me Out of Here Schedules Phone Calls, Excuses [Cell Phones]
      Schedule phone calls to any phone with web site getmooh (get me out of here). The idea behind this webapp, as the name suggests, is that you can schedule a call to give yourself an excuse to get out of an awkward situation or mind-numbing meeting. You can choose from one of dozens of pre-recorded [...]

      Written by: Online Life Knowledge Experiment


      Do not Make Excuses
      Do you know what is free education exactly is? It is subsidized education, which is provided free for students. You do not have to cover the tuition fees at all. Free education is different in all the countries. Some countries have free primary education, and some other types of the compulsory education are also free. In [...]

      Written by: College Scholarships


      Blog 900 - Nine Excuses For Ending A Long Distance Relationship
      Nine Excuses For Ending A Long Distance Relationship Your making me relive a bad experience at correspondence school. I think pen pals with benefits is a better way to go. With the current price of g...

      Written by: Shayne-Michael.COMedy


      No Excuses for Smoking
      When you are a smoker, it is very easy to believe that smoking is the answer to all your problems, and to find reasons for why you smoke. When you are unable to concentrate, you are convinced that you will be able to focus when you light up a cigarette. When someone irritates you, you think that you will feel more relaxed when you light up a cigarette. When first you become a nonsmoker, everything

      Written by: Quit Smoking Pro


      No More Excuses Now Your Comments Mean Real “Cash” Credits
      By now you know how much we harp on commenting on blogs. Not only is it easy to do, but it’s absolutely, positively the best free form of marketing for yourself and your website - and a great way to gain a backlink (in most cases) in the search engines to your website link. And now, [...]

      Written by: Online Internet Marketing Strategies


      MY 1001 EXCUSES(No. 1)
      Indian are known for the far-stretched excuses.And being an Indian,i also have thosegenes to make, sometimes silly & sometimes clever excuses.Here is my 1st excuse.we had a mock exam on this sunday.but i couldn't give it as i was feeling lazy on sunday.so when my teacher asked about my absence.I said " sir, I couldn't find the keys of my bike on time.That's why i couldn't reach the venue OF EXAM".

      Written by: MY LIFE,MY WAY


      From The Vault: A Woman's Life Is Love and A Man's Life Is Making Excuses?
      Hey gang. I'm out of town for a funeral. Should be back to posting new material very soon. Enjoy this piece from last December. Love ya!-STI'll be having a few surgeries in early 2008. Nothing major, but one of them in particular is not the sort of procedure you should come home alone to. When I was telling Sister FD about my health plans she said "Well, you'll come stay with me and I'll take care

      Written by: Me, Myself An Eye


      The Buffoons In The Auction Rate Markets Look For Excuses
      All of the corporate CFOs and treasurers who bought auction-rate securities from the salesman from their investment banks need a scapegoat. When the credit... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

      Written by: Insightful Analysis and Commentary for U.S. and Global Investors


      13 Real Life Excuses Made for Being Late to Work
      1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog. 2. Someone stole all my daffodils. 3. I had to go audition for American Idol. 4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work. 5. My route to work was shut down by a presidential motorcade. 6. I have transient... ...

      Written by: Simply A Musing Blog


      10 Top Excuses to Be On ActiveRain
      What are the top reasons to be on ActiveRain? I was asked this question earlier, and thought I'd try to answer it here in this post. After combing through hundreds of posts, these are some of the TOP excuses that I have discovered and personally experienced. The links below are to posts from other ActiveRain Members who concur. The Top 10 Excuses for Being on ActiveRain: #1 - The NetworkingHavi

      Written by: Active Brad's Blog


      No More Excuses For Kerr In Phoenix
      I truly like Steve Kerr as a person! The few times that I have interacted with him during his playing days were always quite pleasant. Steve would talk to reporters whether his team won or lost, and whether he had a good or bad performance on the court. There was never a hint of attitude [...]

      Written by: Slam Dunk Central


      excuses, excuses, excuses
      I was trying to catch up on my regular dose of entertainment gossip yesterday when I came upon this jewel about another Hollywood star fallen from grace. Oscar-winner Tatum O'Neal was released from jail a couple of days ago following her arrest for buying drugs from a homeless man in New York. She was arrested after an undercover cop spotted her and the man acting suspiciously. The two walked tog

      Written by: read my mind


      Excuses Are Like A-Holes, Everybody Has One
      My Monday has been CRAZY. I haven't had time to blog or even read any of the blog entries my fellow bloggers have so diligently posted (Seriously, you all make me look bad). I have to work, so we have money and stuff. It's an acceptable excuse I think.I also didn't get to do my Blog of the Week AGAIN. We have family visiting, etc. It's hard to fit everything into a busy schedule. I know...one excu

      Written by: Roth Family Adventures


      Excuses generator
      Excuses generator is fun stuff to generate text. It is quite useful, if you have no idea in head, standing in front of Police officer or School Director. Safari :... click on item title for more details

      Written by: iPod Touch Applications


      No hype, No excuses, No problems, and really, really old in the Internet world.
      I read an email titled, when did it become bad to be a "guru"? I thought that was a great introduction. I mean they obviously worked hard to get where they are. But, one thing I have seen in my day is that it takes one bad apple to ruin the bunch. It also takes very little to turn us off to a program, person or guru. We are looking for instant gratification and have this entitlement thing going on

      Written by: Wealth Attraction System


      Top 10 Lame excuses for Speeding
      10. The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.9. There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.8. A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.7. I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.6. The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.5. Strong

      Written by: StupidTips


      Top 10 Lame excuses for being late
      10. I am caught in some kind of space-time continuum loop and I am reliving Sunday. As soon as I reverse polarity I will be in work late (or maybe early).9. I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.8. The dog ate my car keys.7. I thought it was a holiday.6. I saw an old lady playing a computer game and I just have to help her get a level up.5. I stopped for a bagel sandwich

      Written by: StupidTips


      MSNBC’s Peter Finn and Pat Buchanan Disgraceful!! - Making excuses for that bitch Hillary’s Bizarre RFK Comment
      Posted by Karen Tumulty - Time.com Blog Though she has now apologized for that very strange and tasteless comment to the Argus-Leader, this was not the first time she’s said it. This from her interview with TIME Managing Editor Richard Stengel, published March 6: TIME: Can you envision a point at which–if the race stays this close–Democratic [...]

      Written by: Political Party Poop


      Excuses Versus Cold, Hard Facts
      I don’t normally respond to comments that are made on this blog that upset me. I usually ignore them. I once deleted a comment that said my husband was a moron and an idiot. After I deleted the comment, I realized that maybe I shouldn’t have done that and just responded to [...]

      Written by: The Bright Side of Debt


      No More Excuses
      Annually Amway holds a Weight Wars challenge for employees, where teams (or, in the past, individuals) lose weight...

      Written by: Amway/Quixtar Facts, Myths, News and Opinions


      Two Teachers Accused Of Giving Alcohol To Minor Are Cleared Of All Charges While Prosecutor Makes Excuses
      UPDATE: CASE DISMISSED: Katie M. Frawley, a 26 year old teacher and Maureen E. Van Vechten, a 36 year old teacher who both had previously been charged with 'unlawfully dealing with a child' have been cleared of all charges. The case against them dismissed.According to reports, the teachers who had been accused of providing alcohol to a minor were able to produce evidence disputing the allegation

      Written by: ThaLunatic Daily


      Smart Money Magazine Says Renters Have Lame Excuses
      It's not often that a mainstream media publication taunts renters into buying homes, but that's exactly what Smart Money does in its latest issue. The Smart Money Web site "lead-in" reads 5 (Lame) Excuses for Not Buying a Home.  That's a forceful title! It's unfortunate that renters could feel antagonized by the author's tone because the article raises very good counter-points to the more pop

      Written by: Homes and Money - Daily Mortgage Industry News


      Overcoming Big Insurer Excuses for Not Paying Claims
      To combat fraud, many insurance companies are getting tougher on claims submitted by consumers. But while some insurers delay payment to raise justifiable questions about claims, others drag their feet or deny payment for no apparent reason. Here are the most common excuses insurance companies give when limiting or denying auto, home and health insurance claims - and the best ways to fight back...

      Written by: Insurance Buying Guide


      The Worst Excuses of All time
      -- If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. Join Yahoo Group:- Posted By... Visit for more....

      Written by: Fun and entertainment guaranteed


      Hank: Stop Making Excuses and Play Hard
      From Kevin Kernan: HANK Steinbrenner had a mes sage yesterday for his Yankees: Gentlemen, it's time to get your act together. "We've got to forget about all the injuries and start playing our butts off," Steinbrenner told The Post. The Yankees were buried by the Rays on Monday. These are difficult days for Joe Girardi's club. "The bottom line is that the team is not playing the way it is capa

      Written by: Sliding Into Home


      5 Excuses for Discrimination in Web Development
      Not to be confused with Usability, Accessibility is all about giving equal access to everyone. It has become a bit of a buzz-word over the last few years, in all areas of society. In the U.K. for example, there is now legislation in place, which demands certain design specifications for all new buildings, i.e. Doorways must have a clear opening width 800mm Corridors must have a clear

      Written by: Free Indo Source Code


      Exclusive: Things you need to know today: No Excuses
      There are a few pieces of knowledge that you just cannot get through today without knowing.

      Written by: The Wardman Wire


      Everyday Cat Excuses by Molly Brandenburg
      Everyday Cat ExcusesWritten & Illustrated by Molly Brandenburg64 pages ISBN: 1-4027-5903-7 ISBN13: 9781402759031$7.95 US $8.95 Canadian Hardcover with Jacketb/w illus. throughout7 1/4 X 6This is a joyful book for cat lovers everywhere. No cat lover will be able to resist laughing out loud as they recognize their own beloved felines in the pages. It is a delightful book.It is artfully illustrated with primitive cats that convey the messages of the cats!Of course, we would have liked for it to be longer and spent quite some time coming up with additional cat excuses! Everyone should visit the web site and read about the cats who were the inspiration for the story - Cat Excuses is a great gift for the feline lover (or yourself)!!!

      Written by: The Bookshelf Reviews


      Eighteen Wheels and a dozen excuses...
      Dear Mom, I feel completely helpless right now and I don't know what else to do for the two of you to make you understand the severity of your situation. There are certain things you just can't do anymore and you're both going to have to face it. Mom, I'm not sure what you were thinking or if you even were thinking when you asked Dad to take a drive to the store and pick up some chicken at 7

      Written by: Simply A Musing Blog


      Getting Rid of Excuses
      If your best friend talked to you the way you talk to yourself, chances are you'd never meet for coffee again. Yet many of us spend hours every day filling our heads with negative thoughts. Inner-talk goes something like this: I'm too old. I'm too busy. I'm ugly. I'm overweight. I'm a failure. I'm just too comfortable to change. And the real doozy — I can't.It's a short step from thinking these things to using them as reasons (read: excuses) for not doing any one of 101 things we could so easily do - if we just had the inner-strength and self-belief to try.Several excuses are always less convincing than one. So what is your one excuse? Does it come down to "I'm too scared to take the chance."?Try these tips for ridding your plan of excuses:Get positive. Turn every negative self-statement

      Written by: HoodiaPharm HungerAway


      The Excuses Keep Coming and Coming!
      [1] Miley better change her team or whomever is giving her advice.  This was Mileys excuse for the photoshoot - I must say it is getting old!  : “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.” Disney issued the following statement: “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." Vanity Fair have said that Mileys parents were on set the whole time so they can't say they didn't know what the shots looked like: “Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all

      Written by: Celebrity Fashion Watcher


      Brring.com - Caught in LIES & More Excuses
      On Feb. 12, 2008 I reported getting my first (and only to date) sliver of money earned from Brring. They so kindly sent me a check for $27.30 when they owed me about $30. I have now accumulated $82.65 and still have only gotten $27.30. My requests for money date back to November 2007. What I found way more interesting than not getting paid was that I, along with all other current

      Written by: Paid Opportunities


      No excuses, Gamba simply better
      Mike Tuckerman, whom I asked to help out with some Gamba Osaka scouting, wrote an interesting article titled "Gamba Osaka vs Melbourne Victory: excuses at the ready?" asking who would be coming up with the excuses after last night's clash between the two teams as many were offered after their first clash. Last time around, I offered no excuses for our dramatic loss to Gamba Osaka and this time around it will be the same. Of course this time the loss wasn't dramatic, but you could see it coming.It was good to see, Ernie Merrick bite the bullet and start Patafta much to the delight of many fans. Unfortunately, in only his second start at the Victory he was unable to deliver. He probably wasn't helped that after a busy first ten to fifteen minutes where the Victory actually played it through

      Written by: Victory In Melbourne


      You are now officially out of excuses
      If you’ve been “pondering” a career in Internet marketing, you are now officially out of excuses for why you haven’t pulled the trigger . . . Nick Marks has just announced he’s giving away free marketing websites to anyone who wants one. He’s even jacking them up with all kinds of tools for helping you start [...]

      Written by: Wow rebates


      10 Lame Excuses For Not Eating Right
      1. I only have junk food in the house. Well, whose fault is that? You need to have a plan. Sign up for Weight1Minute now! 2. I don’t know how to eat right. Did you know that Iowa Avenue has a resident registered dietitian who is just waiting to help anyone that “asks the dietitian”? 3. I’m too stressed out to eat right. Yes, we have a solution for that too. See Melissa's page. I attended an emotional eating teleseminar she gave and it was excellent and I highly recommend her. 4. I don’t want to give up my favorite foods. You don’t have to. Weight1minute is based on incorporating your food preferences. That is what I love about it. 5. I don’t have time to eat right. Hmm . . . Doesn’t take too much time to prepare fresh fruits and raw veggies. 6. Dietitians cost too muc

      Written by: Iowa Avenue


      Excuses - Power Quotes Series
      One thing that I can never stand is for someone to make an excuse. Excuses is the cop out to not being able to face the reasons of why you did not accomplish something. When Thomas Edison failed 10,000 times making a light bulb, he did not make excuses for why he failed. He found reasons of why he did not succeed and then he found success.Could you image where we would be today if Thomas Edison had moped around and made excuses for his failures. Soon he would have given up.The sooner that one accepts the REASON and lets go of the EXCUSE then they are ready to take that step forward. I hope that you are in that mind frame.I hope that you find some inspiration in these quotes. If you like to see some of my other blog sites. just click on the pictures here or the two below and thank you. I ha

      Written by: The Mortgage & More Blog


      Excuses para Granville Island Brewing
      A Publicis de Vancouver, no Canadá, foi encarregada de criar uma prancha de snowboard para sampling e resolveu fugir do convencional. Ao invés de colocar uma logo gigante na prancha, a identidade local da marca foi passada, através do estilo de vida das pessoas da região, que costumam ligar para o trabalho e dizer que [...]

      Written by: Marketrix


      Cruise Deals Six Excuses for Taking a Floating Vacation
      Maybe you're a seasoned traveler who has been reluctant to try a cruise vacation in the past. People who have never taken a cruise have all kinds of reasons for not trying it. Maybe all you need is the perfect excuse! If you can't think of a good one, here are six ready-made excuses for booking a cruise vacation right now.1. I'm saving the environment. Where else can you find everything you could possibly want to do, see, hear, and eat all in one place? Take all-inclusive Caribbean cruises, for example. You'll never have to get into a carbon-emitting car to go to the casino, to the gym, to get your hair done, or out for a night of dancing. When you get to your destination, you'll find sunshine, sand and surf from the first moment you step off the ship.2. I like saving money on a vacation p

      Written by: Cruise Vacation Travel Guide


      99 Excuses for Skipping out of Work
      1. My kids are locked outside. 2. My kids are locked inside. 3. My kids are stuck in the door. 4. I have to pick on my kids. 5. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies. 6. I have to help my Aunt Flo in Omaha make cookies. She’s much better now and she wants to send thank-you cookies to everyone who came to see her when she thought she was dying. 7. The water company has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come. 8. The gas company has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come. 9. The water meter guy and the gas meter guy were both leaving cards on my door about me not being home, and they got into a fight about whose meter was better, and I have to go home and clean up. 10. My

      Written by: Geek Valley


      Five For Friday: Excuses Are The Tools Of The Unwilling
      Well, we made it. The end of another week. And as usual, I am facing this weekend with a set of unlikely to be fulfilled goals. I AM going to clean my apartment! I AM gonna finish my resume! I AM gonna re twist ALL my locs, not just the ones in the front! I'm gonna get super drunk at LEAST once! Heck yeah! I got the spirit!I am having a bad work clothes day. I swear this outfit used to match. The jacket is much looser now, so it takes on a much different appearance. I am really scared about my boobs shrinking. They are my pride and glory! (Actually, the left one is Glory and the right one is Pride, but you know what I mean.) Now I got on a baggy jacket AND inappropriate boots AND red nail polish AND purple hair (not all of it, just the tips)>). Can't get right. Speaking of work, this Five

      Written by: Me, Myself An Eye


      Rivaldo : Barcelona ´looking for excuses´ to sell Ronaldinho
      MADRID, April 3, 2008 (AFP) - Barcelona is “looking for excuses” to sell their under-performing Brazilian ace Ronaldinho at the end of the season, the Spanish club’s former midfielder Rivaldo said Thursday. “For me it is sad to see a club do this with a player. They are turning people’s opinion against him and this shows [...]

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      Cruise Deals: Six Excuses for Taking a Floating Vacation
      Maybe you're a seasoned traveler who has been reluctant to try a cruise vacation in the past. People who have never taken a cruise have all kinds of reasons for not trying it. Maybe all you need is the perfect excuse! If you can't think of a good one, here are six ready-made excuses for booking a cruise vacation right now.1. I'm saving the environment. Where else can you find everything you could possibly want to do, see, hear, and eat all in one place? Take all-inclusive Caribbean cruises, for example. You'll never have to get into a carbon-emitting car to go to the casino, to the gym, to get your hair done, or out for a night of dancing. When you get to your destination, you'll find sunshine, sand and surf from the first moment you step off the ship.2. I like saving money on a vacation p

      Written by: Cruise Vacation Travel Guide


      A toplist of excuses for AI programmers
      Imagine that you're running around as a not so stealthy assassin with umpteen swords, throwing knives and whatnot attached to you, and the guards wander around thinking about yellow and brown... This is a content summary, for the full story, links and other information visit Good Gamer Bad Gamer

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      Excuses for Exercise
      We all have excuses in NOT doing exercises, even me. We tell and say, "We don't have time... We don't like doing it... Blah...Blah...Blah..." Here are some solutions to leave behind those excuses. Exercise can be fun."IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD"Solution: When you finish you exercise, you always should do a Cool Down for 5 minutes. This will leave a feeling that exercises was easy and you will more liking to do it again."I DON'T HAVE TIME"Solution: You don't have to do a lot of exercise. A 10 minute walk is better than nothing. Even during commericals on TV, you can get up and mark in place or even side walk with moving you arms up and down (for a total workout) for those 5 or 7 minutes until your TV program comes back on."I'M NOT GETTING RESULTS"Solution: Try activity that works both your upper

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      18 perfect excuses to avoid buying good food
      If this is your first time here, welcome to Almost Fit. If you find this article enjoyable, please consider giving it a Digg or a Stumble. If all else fails, subscribing is a nice thought. Thanks. One of the habits that I am developing is to try to shop for fresh foods more often, but [...]

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      TOP 10 EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT NAPPING AT WORK
      "They told me at the blood bank this might happen.""This is just a 15-minute 'power nap' like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to.""Whew! Guess I left the top off the correction fluid.""This is on of the seven habits of highly effective people!""I was testing the workstation  for drool resistance.""Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I'd almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.""Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.""Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.""Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholics.""I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands."Source: "Best Excuses if you Het Caught Sleeping  at Your Desk." (www.laughnet.net)

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      Developing Excuses
      Since arriving in China in 2005, I've come across plenty of excuses. These ranged from why important information was not provided to why things don't work properly and everything else imaginable. Most of the excuses ran along the lines of "This is China." The translation of this line really means, "We have no good reason, so TS."More recently, I have noticed a common excuse coming from the government in Beijing--it usually has something to do with development. The most common phrase is: "China is a developing country." This is used to explain why there are little to no safety regulations for workers, why pollution cannot be reduced, and why efficiency cannot be improved.In his speech yesterday pertaining to the economy and job market, Premier Wen Jiabao said, "China is a developing country

      Written by: Waiguoren Critic of South China


      Eliot Spitzer’s top excuses :: Letterman Show
      Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses for the Ashley Duprey / DiPierto / Kristen… whatever her name is… top hooker David Letterman March 10, 2008 10. Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring. 9. Hookers is fun. 8. Just trying to help the economy. 7. Have you ever been to Albany? 6. It’s part of my new MTV [...]

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      Funniest Excuses
      These are the top ten funniest excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over this country.1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face.3. My daughter is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute her.4. Please excuse Jenny. She has been sick and under the doctor.5. Sandra won't be in school a week from today. We have to attend her funeral.6. Please excuse Holly from Jim today. She is administrating.7. Kevin was absent from school yesterday because he was playing football. He was damaged in the growing part.8. Amy could not come to school today because she was bothered by very close veins.9. Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's

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      Letterman Top 10 Elliot Spitzer Excuses
      The power of the muff boy. Risk it ALL for a piece of ass...

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      Don’t get me wrong, this shit is amusing the hell out of me, but what’s the point in such excuses?
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      Get Rid Of Excuses That Stop Your Business Success
      Many people aspire to do business, and want to achieve financial freedom. However, many of them are afraid to take risks, take actions or to learn about business strategies. They have many excuses that support their belief not to be successful. More: continued here

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      No Excuses This Year For the Quarterback Position
      A successful 2008 season could depend on the play of the team’s quarterback position. (Chad Pennington or Kellen Clemens) Both players were given excuses for their horrible play in 2007, due to an inconsistant offensive line. With the additions of Alan Faneca and Damien Woody, that should not be a [...]

      Written by: JetsCentral


      Excuses, Excuses!
      Let me tell you, I am one hot mama. Literally. The heating pad is under my back and I am burning up. But the heat feels so good that I don't care if I'm burning hot. Sometimes to get through the pain you have to go through some hot times, you know?I think I know how this back of mine got out of whack. A week and a half ago I was down in Kentucky with my son, visiting a college. It was bitterly cold. We walked all over the place, from dorm to cafeteria to admissions hall and back to the B&B I was staying at down the road. I walked everywhere for two and half days straight. I had on new shoes- nothing fancy like spiked heels. Just a pair of rubber soled wedged clogs. They were comfortable- but they did have about an inch and a half of a rise in the heel. Normally I run around in these w

      Written by: Faith Fuel


      The Top Ten Excuses to Give Your Wife If You Accidentally Call Out Her Sister's Name During Sex.
      10. You know, if this was in a Woody Allen movie we'd be having a good laugh about it right now. 9. That's what you get for muttering my brother's name in your sleep night in and night out! 8. I... Funny and insightful top ten lists. Updated Daily.

      Written by: The Daily Top Ten


      First aid for excuses
      Having trouble putting your running shoes on and getting out the door? Take a look at this filmp!

      Written by: Moms Home Run


      A Woman's Life Is Love and a Man's Life Is Making Sorry Excuses?
      Sorry no post yesterday; I spent the afternoon sleep in my boss's office. It seems the children gave me an early Christmas present: a virus! Thanks kids. I didn't know you cared. My illness caused me to miss work today and, more importantly, the big staff holiday party. I am so salty about it! You know it would take something serious to keep me from free shrimp and mixed drinks! And given the money-less, present-less, no-fun holiday I'm about to spend in Chicago...I was really looking forward to this. Bah freakin' humbug. I'll skip Five For Friday and get into this story I promised the other day, because it ties in with my current state of being. I'll be having a few surgeries in early 2008. Nothing major, but one of them in particular is not the sort of procedure you should come home alone to. When I was telling Sister FD about my health plans she said "Well, you'll come stay with me and I'll take care of you, sweetie!" We are like platonic girlfriends at times. This led to a

      Written by: Me, Myself An Eye


      excuses to buy the perfect boots
      I've been coveting a pair of low, black, motorcycle-esqe boots ever since I saw a picture of someone wearing a pair with skinny black pants, a long, loose tunic top, and huge sunglasses. Well, I've found the perfect pair, and of COURSE they're from Frye and cost almost $200. But in the interest of convincing myself of just how versatile they are, I decided to put together a couple of outfits. I was going to go online, download pictures, and put together collages in photoshop, but instead I decided to try out this polyvore thing I've been hearing about. Oh. My. Word. Can you say adddictive? It's like playing dressup in the worlds largest department store but without the horrid lighting and unflattering mirrors. Completely fun. So anyway, here are my outfits. Who wants to suggest one for me, or tell me why these boots are the WORST IDEA EVER? City ChicSkinny pants, slouchy hat, loose dress, cushy fabrics, shades of gray with a punch of color in the gloves, and it all says "I'm too

      Written by: The Beautiful Life


      David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 4
      The final video of the series “David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror” Embedded video From: harrysplacevids David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror. Who is really responsible for the suicide bombers that target us? Is it the fault of George Bush or Tony Blair? Are we all somehow to blame? David Aaronovitch, journalist and commentator, has had enough of this argument. He asks how we’ve got to the point where British Socialists support Islamofascist Terrorism. Aaronovitch explains where the left have gone wrong on Israel, Palestine, the War in Iraq and the War on Terror. David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 1 David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 2 David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 3

      Written by: Ironic Surrealism II


      Top Ten Excuses for Missing Shul
      These are the Top Ten Excuses for Missing Shul on Shabbos Morning. Please use them with discretion.Excuse Number 10: The Dog ate my Shabbos ShoesExcuse Number 9: The Cholent overpowered me and wouldn't let me leave the houseExcuse Number 8: I was meditating on a higher plane and lost track of existenceExcuse Number 7: It wasn't Shabbos in AustraliaExcuse Number 6: I was kidnapped and taken to the college football, and I only just escaped (and walked back on foot)Excuse Number 5: Aliens landed on my front lawn and demanded that I take them to my leader, so I spent Shabbos with the RebbeExcuse Number 4: I davened at the earlier minyan (use with caution - sometimes this excuse is not believed)Excuse Number 3: I've become an Amshenover Chasid and it is only Tuesday for meExcuse Number 2: The Farbrengen went on too late last night after the TischAnd Excuse Number 1: I was so engrossed in my daf yomi that I lost track of time(In case you missed the Tisch and the Aliens - here it is) This

      Written by: Rabbi Sedley


      David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 3
      David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 3 @ YouTube If you haven’t viewed the first two videos in this series. I recommend that you at least take the time to view this one. Embedded video From: harrysplacevids David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror. Who is really responsible for the suicide bombers that target us? Is it the fault of George Bush or Tony Blair? Are we all somehow to blame? David Aaronovitch, journalist and commentator, has had enough of this argument. He asks how we’ve got to the point where British Socialists support Islamofascist Terrorism. Aaronovitch explains where the left have gone wrong on Israel, Palestine, the War in Iraq and the War on Terror. Stay tuned for part 4 the conclusion. David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 1 David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 2

      Written by: Ironic Surrealism II


      David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror Pt. 1
      David Aaronovitch: No Excuses For Terror. Who is really responsible for the suicide bombers that target us? Is it the fault of George Bush or Tony Blair? Are we all somehow to blame? David Aaronovitch, journalist and commentator, has had enough of this argument. He asks how we’ve got to the point where British Socialists support Islamofascist Terrorism. Aaronovitch explains where the left have gone wrong on Israel, Palestine, the War in Iraq and the War on Terror Don’t get me started…… I should (even allowing for modesty) have mentioned the Channel 5 programme that was on earlier this evening, essentially - though not specifically - rebutting Ted Honderich’s effort in the same series last week. It wasn’t a subtle argument, that suicide terrorism is not our fault and that it is a choice made by murderous egotists, but bizarrely it’s an argument that needs to be made these days. - David Aaronovitch Stay tuned for part 2. I will be posting t

      Written by: Ironic Surrealism II


      'No excuses' for England
      Israel's last-gasp winner against Russia at the weekend has given England a good chance to qualify for the Euro 2008 tournament.Steve McClaren has said there will be 'no excuses' if England fail to deliver. I'm not expecting a football manager to say something profound, but I can't help but think that there is no excuses that we have had to wait till the very last throw of the dice to assure qualification.I'm pleased England have now got a good chance to get into the Euros, but this should have been wrapped up a long time ago. Expectations are always set high, and this should never change. I'm not saying that we should be looking at adding another star to the shirt, but qualification for the World Cup and Euros is a must. There is no way you can say the qualification group for England is d

      Written by: Blue on Grey


      Health Care Excuses And The Reality Of Lost Coverage
      Paul Krugman’s column lists some of the common excuses conservatives use to argue against taking action against the problem of millions of Americans being unable to obtain health care coverage. They use a variety of arguments to deny there is a problem. Most who use such arguments probably currently have what they believe is good coverage and therefore they do not see a problem. There is a word for many people who believed they had good health care coverage before they became seriously ill and required insurance coverage. That word is bankrupt. Many people who become ill receive coverage without problems, but unfortunately many others do not. The Los Angeles Times looks at how one health insurer paid bonuses to employees for dropping the coverage of those who filed expensive claims: One of the state’s largest health insurers set goals and paid bonuses based in part on how many individual policyholders were dropped and how much money was saved. Woodland Hills-based Health Ne

      Written by: Liberal Values


      Yoga in Practice: Excuses for Lack of Practice
      Article by Paul M. Jerard Jr.

      Written by: Big waistline


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