I love Engrish Funny! As someone who’s made more than enough embarrassing mistakes speaking in other languages I can sympathise with all the posts on this site but have to admit it’s side splitting!
Oh, it’s also from the guys behind FAIL Blog.
Engrish Pictures and other Funny Engrish Mistakes in English from around the world.
Like this [...]
Com a globalização o inglês passou a ser utilizado em todo o mundo, com isso o número de não nativos que utilizam o idioma global ultrapassou o número de nativos. Isso tudo deixou algumas seqüelas, atualmente há milhares de documentos na Internet com erros grosseiros de inglês. Outro ponto alarmante, são as falhas cometidas nas [...]
English signs are all over Beijing because of the visitors from other countries, who will watch or join the Olympic competition, and who neither understand Mandarin, Cantonese and Fookien, nor Chinese characters . I found these signs over the internet and they are so funny I cannot help not to share it with you. We must understand that the Chinese who grew up in China, are not eloquent in English.
English is one helluva language. The same words are pronounced in hundreds of ways in the same country! For a learner, writing in English can be a walk through a minefield. One misplaced word here or poor sentence construction there can give an innocent message a whole new meaning. This website dedicates itself to collecting [...]
I wonder how China got the privilege to host Olympic!! Don't wish to criticize more but just feeling sad for those sportsmen and tourist. Bet they gonna have tough time there.. why? language barriers lor... watch Russel Peters or if you got no time for that, check out the signages below.lolz... touch wat a?lolzDOG SAUCE??since when shit can be translated to sauce?whoop the ass...lolzzsee
ENGRISH!
A menu that you would love long time
“Don’t worry be happy - we cheap price”
look! theres a category called ‘Things‘!What the hell are ‘Jaffles’?!
ENGRISH!A menu that you would love long time“Don’t worry be happy - we cheap price”look! theres a category called ‘Things‘!What the hell are ‘Jaffles’?!
ENGRISH!!
Above the toliet in a hotel bathroom reads:
“Thank you for your attention you aren’t put condom, sanitary napkin and everything else to the closet”
Employers say Gen-Ys are short on skills, demanding, impatient and far from loyal...Funny how the smallest generation can be the worst in a century. I understand that this is, in fact, an Austrailian article, but yet cannot understand why we are the worst. We like raises? Perhaps this could be due to cynical upbringing that made us realize there is nothing the government will provide when we age to support ourselves on? Or perhaps b/c we have the smallest estimated birth rate in 5 generations b/c we know better than to keep breeding? (Again, knowing nothing to fall back on)Which technical skills? Most of us were raised with a computer. I remember MS Paint being a phenomonal program as a child. PC Logo or nothing, baby. Most of our parents struggle everyday with this......This must be why I work my ass off everyday and don't get paid what I am worth. B/c, as aged 26, I am worth nothing, according to study. I am a spoiled brat, and I am , evidently, a bugbear to the corporate world.Too
Rite. First things first. Well cum to our very own Engrish class. Asking us about the very reason the blog is created. Well, there is no reason at all. Ok larh, since everybody needs a reason to blog. I guess our main reason is for the world. World piss peace. So now our main is to stop AIDS by spraying our love eternally. I would not go into details what kind of spraying technique you would want to use. But as long as accurate then its all good!And i hope you do realize that I actually used the word our blog. Because, I'm not talking as in the blog belongs to you! But its a courtesy of me and my friend to come up with good read for the day. Not here to spoil and pollute your young and naive mind. We're here to provide you with good protein of the day. Hence, a crap a day, brightens up your day. Prease harh! Crap is high in protein and good for health, oh right!Sit back, relaxing, take it easy easy. Engrish lesson going to start soon. Most of the construksion work is going on. So if
The Engrish on this sleepsuit is so good, it’s scary!
It’s the story of a little clown ho (little clown HO??) like having fun and play balls and cubes with the children.
Perverted little clown who likes to have fun by playing balls and cubes with children. Paedophile!!
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Noriko was outside Tokyo from Monday till Yesterday visiting some of her friends. The day before yesterday I helped Noriko's mother to replace most of the ceilinglights downstairs. It took some time to find out how to remove the covers of the lights. Once I figured out it wasn't so hard. Those were all round TL-lights and I totally replaced 8 of those lights. When I was replacing the lights Noriko's mother was getting ingredients for the dinner that I was going to cook. I made a Dutch dish called Hachée (pronounced hash-sjay), a kind of beef stew. See pic below. Noriko's mother and sister liked it very much. Taito our little two and half year old nephew didn't eat it because he already ate at the daycarecentre. A little more than a week ago I made Dutch pea-soup. They also liked it, including Taito. He ate a lot of it and kept asking for more. For more English info about Dutch food and recipes you can check here. Yesterday I went to Ochanomizu and Shinjuku. From Ochanomizu I do
This is going to be ranty, so if you’d like to avoid all the rantiness - the moral of this story is, Please. . . .
. . . SPEAK CLEARLY and SPEAK AUDIBLY
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