Using high kicks and some of Mr. Myagis “wax off” moves (waxing on was not really an option), Jean-Claude showed off his bath and body workout on his balcony in Cannes, France. Spectators felt as though they were witnessing a geriatrics version of the Dippendales. This guy is really a douchebag.
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Written by Jason Arango
There are some things that scream out “I’m a huge douchebag!” in a way that makes you stop, take in what you’ve just witnessed, and then give a silent nod of confirmation that “yes, that is one giant douchebag.” These are ten items so intrinsically douchey they could take even the most [...]
Oh, Bubbsie Wubbsie I love you so-oh-oh-oh, Bubbsie Wubbsie, thank you so-oh-oh-oh. Our Sprawling Daddy of Doom sent me a jpg and a link to.... Drum roll, please.... MySpaceDouchebags. Click now. You will fucking howl, it's hilar squared. The douchiest of douchebags are on this site with Howard Cosell commentary and all. What a find. Thanks, Bubbsie!
Apparently having pink polo with popped collar is key to the whole douchebag thing. One friendly Digger turned us on to this quality pic and I have to admit he might even be douchier than this guy. The “not a beer”, “peace sign” and “cell phone clip” triumvirate are tough match for any would-be douchebag. We might even need a poll-off to decide the winner…
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This morning as I was leaving, I stepped outside the front door and was about to head down the stairs like I do every morning. I stop. Where's my bike? Did I leave it somewhere? I peer over to the tree where Sky locks her bike up at. It's gone, too.Sky and I had our bikes stolen last night. I am super pissed off. Just when I was finally beginning to like my bike and had gotten the idea of buying a new bike out of my head! Grr! It is infuriating that people can't leave others' belongings alone. That was my bike. Not theirs.Unfortunately, I need a bike. It's essential to my lifestyle up here right now. During the winter I manage without it because I have to (not that I enjoy it) but right now with my work and therapy schedules I need a bike to get around. The bike I bought today is adorable, though. It's a pink cruiser that looks like it was plucked right out of the 1950s. It works well, too! I think I'll be happy with it.Wow. I'm at work now and I realized something. Out of thre
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(I return to a table with their cash change in one of those tip trays.)
Man: “Hey, can we have some to-go cups for our Sweet Tea’s before we go?”
Me: “Sure.”
(I come back with to-go cups and notice there is no money left in the little tip tray.)
Me: “Hey, guys. Was there anything wrong with the food or the service tonight?”
Man: “No. Why?”
Me: “Oh…well…”
Man: “We don’t tip that often.”
Woman: “Yea.”
Me: “What?”
Man: “We don’t really tip all that often.”
Me: “Well, then I don’t give out to-go cups all that often.”
(I take the to-go cups. Bam.)
