Douche

Sometimes you can just look at someone, like the over-tanned idiots above and know they are a total bag of douche. While some have this gift, not everyone is able to see the tell-tale signs. This list should help those of you who lack the clear insight needed to avoid bags of douche. I would also [...]

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The Amuse Douche Marcel Vigneron (get it? Amuse Douche...cause he's little and he' a douche? c'mon, people, work with me), the little foam-weasel from season two of Top Chef, was arrested for driving drunk on his way to foam up an art festival on Sunday. Before making a cooking demonstration at the Festival of Arts on Sunday, Marcel Vigneron of Bravo's reality show "Top Chef" first stopped at t

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I must say, I’ve been truly engrossed in the recent flurry of commentary surrounding bikes vs. cars on ICKH. It is odd to me, though, that a very important component in this debate has not received any airtime at all. So I’m remedying this oversight now. I’ve dated a few of these fellows in my [...]

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The movie, titled "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell", is based on Max's best-selling novel of the same name. If you haven't heard of him, this guy is the frat-boy-asshole version of David Sedaris. Essentially, he wrote a bunch of essays detailing his douchebaggery and posted them on his website, which then gained popularity among the college douchebag crowd, and in turn landed him a book deal. Surp

Was pissed off before but now i'm not as much. the moment has passed as you shall say. The art blog ppl, totally suck, I know i saw that a lot, but really they do. they said they were gonna pay $150 for me working so awesome hard for them. one time deal. and they actually have the nerve to say the blog makes NO money. WTF? don't blatantly lie to me. Apparently they got some advertisers and will pa

What’d he do to deserve a day of douchery? NOTHING What’d he say that was so douchey? NADA and that is why South African President Thabo Mbeki is our Douche of the Day. As a series of unfortunate events continue to unfold next door, Mbeki continues to kiss Mugabe’s ass by refusing to condemn his actions and now by planning [...]

Former actual TV star, and current reality TV personality, Scott Baio opened up about his baby daughter’s brush with death! Except don’t worry, there wasn’t really anything the matter with her. Scott Baio The one-time star of Happy Days and Charles in Charge became a father last fall when his fiancee Renee Sloan gave birth [...]

McDaddy’s not happy the Supreme Court brought back habeas corpus: “I think it’s one of the worst decisions in history. It opens up a whole new chapter and interpretation of our Constitution.” “Sen. Obama applauds this decision, and he supports it. I argue against it and will do what I can to at least narrow down some [...]

Okay I um… accidentally wore 2 different colored shoes to work. It was cloudy this morning therefore my house was pitch black (or brown I obviously can’t tell the difference) and my electrician husband doesn’t believe in having working lights in our house. I kid I kid. His logic is that if he can’t afford, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, the expensive 5 million dollar designer lights, then we shall j

Animal asshole tattoo #4! I can’t believe I found another one! I didn’t think anything was going to beat the monkey spreading his ass cheeks but I think this guy might have just grabbed the title. A cow’s ass with flies buzzing around!? Unbelievable. What convinces these douche bags that this is a good idea? [...]

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La chanteuse / actrice australienne Sophie Monk n'a aucun problème à se montrer totalement nue dans ses films (Sexy Movie). Pas étonnant quand on voit ses gros seins et son jolie cul. Merci Pao pour cette découverte, Buakaw adore !

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  Here are some pics of Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio leaving some club in Hollywood. I honestly think that Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the hottest bitches on the face of this planet. Anyways shes with some douche bag who probably has alot of money. How the fuck did he end up with that fine [...]

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Sure it is early in the week but turning your belly button into an animal’s asshole through the art of tattoo is pretty much a guaranteed win. What the fuck was thing guy thinking? Is that the monkey’s ball sack hanging down off his belly button? How many times has this stupid tattoo cock-blocked this [...]

Doing a good job there, freak boy. You had what appeared to be a good thing with Dita, but the drugs drove her away. The new one doesn’t complain about any drugs … either she’s totally oblivious or she’s doing them, too. It certainly would explain why she’s still around. While Evan Rachel kept herself busy [...]

Check out this bad dude, Mr. Cool ICE. I can’t believe the tattoo artist would continue to tattoo this boner. Why is ice the only word that is written in all capital letters? I think he kind of dicked up with the forearm tats. He should have gone with Mr. Cool on one arm and [...]

Vandalizing a police cruiser is just an all around bad idea. It becomes a bad idea worthy of the Douche Bag of the Week title when you vandalize a police cruiser with a working/recording dash camera. Numb nuts. Yes, this idiot was caught just a few hours later. The cop printed out his picture and took [...]

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Proud Paul, 36, spent a year having the Hogwarts headmaster etched into his skin as a surprise for his five kids. The huge $1200 tattoo shows Dumbledore holding a scroll bearing the names of his Harry Potter-mad children Charlotte, Deanna, Brandon, Tamzin and Paris. This guy was douche bag of the week worthy for just the tattoo. Now that J.K. Rowling announced Dumbledore is actually gay it just takes this to a whole other level. I do sort of feel bad for the guy. Can you imagine the amount of shit he is going to get day in and day out when he shows up to the factory that he works at? More shit than a douche bag of the week award, that’s for sure. Original Story: couriermail.com.au Share This

Seriously if you are going to get that orange you can’t pose in pictures with normal people. I bet these guys have posters of JoeyPorsche911 on their bedroom walls. How do you function in society when are that orange? I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing if someone that looked like this tried to have a discussion with me. Original Post: Hot Chicks With Douche Bags Share This

Nope no photoshop magic here. This douche bag actually had a third ear implanted into his arm as some kind of “art” thing. Apparently it took the guy 10 years to find a surgeon who was willing to do it. No shit? I would have guessed that any surgeon would just piss themselves when presented with the opportunity to put a third ear in a creepy old guy’s arm. The ear was grown in a lab from cells and then implanted back in 2006. This ass clown is getting ready to take the level of douche baggery to the next level by having a bluetooth microphone installed in the ear so “that way you can listen to what my ear is hearing.” Who the fuck wants to listen to your arm-ear!? The thing is 24 inches away from your other ears. What kind of earth shattering art shit is this ear going to pick up that your normal ears wouldn’t? Original Story: Daily Mail Share This

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That’s me! I have been doing some terribly stupid, careless things lately. Really, I don’t know what my problem is! I need to get out of this little stupid phase I’m in, though, before I run over a pedestrian or chop my finger up with the onions. Today, I was making a pot of refried beans, and the water started to get pretty low in the pan. This is why I hate huge bags of pinto beans; I always end up making too much and my pan ends up being too small. Anyway! I added more water to the pan, and turned the burner up to high to start it boiling again. INTENDING to turn it back to low as soon as it started simmering again. And then I went upstairs and put the kids down for naps and completely forgot about it, until Kayley came in the room and very calmly said, “Mom, the entire downstairs is full of smoke from your pot.” (Hahahahaha!!! Not that kind of pot, although it would explain why I’ve been such an idiot lately!) I had to pack everyone up in the va

I was worried that another week was going to go by without a douche bag of the week winner but Scott Dawson stepped up and totally saved the day. HOUSTON — Scott Dawson, a civil engineering graduate from the University of Houston, decided after three years of driving around Houston without air conditioning in his car was long enough. So instead of spending $1,200 to fix the air conditioning on a car he planned on getting rid of soon, he bolted a home window A/C unit to the roof and wired it to the car. Click on the photo gallery link below for more photos. Let me make sure I understand this. Scott doesn’t want to spend $1200 to fix his AC because he wants to “get rid” of the car which I assume means sell. So as a solution he destroys any resale value his car had by bolting a goddamn AC unit to the roof. I bet he is a rock star among all of his enginerd friends right now. Original Story: Fox Houston Related PostsDouche Bag of the WeekJust when I thought Michael Edwa

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J Diggles had a great idea in his More Douchebags in Pink Polos post when he suggested that we have a Douche Bag Poll-Off (DBPO) between a couple of douches wearing previously mentioned pink polos. I thought a DBPO was a great idea so I setup a little section to the right in our sidebar where you the reader can decide who the bigger douche bag is. We post a picture or video of a douche bag almost once a week here on Tasty Booze and we feel it is time to crown a champion. Using Hank’s amazing bracketology skills we will great a March Madness style tournament and have a head to head DBPO until we crown a champion. Related PostsNew Feature: Weekly PollI decided it would be pretty cool to have a poll running each week over in the sidebar. We...A Monday Rant - No VotesI need some help from you the reader. I am trying to understand why no one votes in our we...Re: Cougar PrideAfter Lexington posted the link to the Huskies Alumni pride poll yesterday the Cougars sur...

Just when I thought Michael Edward Thompson over there in the Mug Shot of the Week section was going to take this week’s title this little bastard stepped in and beat him out. I know the kid is young but this is just inexcusable. I really think his parents should be punished for letting the poor SOB out of the house like this. Related PostsDouche Bag of the WeekHere's a submission for Douche Bag of the Week. To me it's a hands-down winner, but there...Douche Bag of the WeekI always get nervous when we get this far into the week and we still haven't found a douch...Douche Bag Definition We talk a lot about douche bags here on Tasty Booze. In fact we actually have a Douche...

I know it is early in the week but I couldn’t resist throwing in a nomination for these ass clowns specifically JoeyPorsche911 in the center there. These three look like they are trying to decide whether they should spit or swallow after giving a round of BJ’s. JoeyPorsche911 - More Photos

This contestant comes to us via a reader submission and what appears to be some cell phone camera handiwork. I would like to make a submission for duche bag of the week. I would like to call this one “red neck utility belt”. I counted 7 holsters holding various tools. One thing that the photo does not show is a blue tooth headset and fingerless gloves. You have to love Auburn. Mick Anderson God I wish those fingerless gloves were in the shot.

Not only is this John Taylor Bowles our Douche Bag of the Week but he is also a presidential candidate in the upcoming ‘08 elections. That’s right a candidate for president of the United States of America. Everybody thank South Carolina. NOTE: He is the one in the center.

I am not even sure what to write about this douche. No shirt with a fanny pack bandolier is enough for a Douche Bag of the Week nomination by itself but the assless jeans really seal the deal. I just wish I could read what the douche had one of his buddies write on his ass checks.

I never liked Andrew Dice Clay, and now I hate him even more. Lately he's been doing all he can to get publicity, and this is just another example. I am a new listener to the Opie and Anthony show, which is why their picture is here. I absolutely LOVE them. I don't listen on XM, cuz I don't have it, so I didn't hear the discussion that got them suspended for 30 days, but um, they are suppose to be able to say anything, right? It just doesn't make sense. If you don't like it, don't listen. I cannot stand when these uptight assholes call the show and they start complaining about it. These people each have the same answer when Opie or Anthony tell them not to listen if they don't like it. "I DON'T" Then why the hell are you calling and how the hell do you know what they're saying if you don't listen!!!!!!! Ok, well, Dice had something to say on his myspace about the suspension, actually, it was written for Opie. I won't put the whole thing, you can see the whole t

I never liked Andrew Dice Clay, and now I hate him even more. Lately he's been doing all he can to get publicity, and this is just another example. I am a new listener to the Opie and Anthony show, which is why their picture is here. I absolutely LOVE them. I don't listen on XM, cuz I don't have it, so I didn't hear the discussion that got them suspended for 30 days, but um, they are suppose to be able to say anything, right? It just doesn't make sense. If you don't like it, don't listen. I cannot stand when these uptight assholes call the show and they start complaining about it. These people each have the same answer when Opie or Anthony tell them not to listen if they don't like it. "I DON'T" Then why the hell are you calling and how the hell do you know what they're saying if you don't listen!!!!!!! Ok, well, Dice had something to say on his myspace about the suspension, actually, it was written for Opie. I won't put the whole thing, you can see the whole t

I always get nervous when we get this far into the week and we still haven’t found a douche bag to take top honors. But week in and week out someone steps up to bat and really takes the cake. I had no idea people enjoyed turning their belly buttons into other animals assholes so much.

We talk a lot about douche bags here on Tasty Booze. In fact we actually have a Douche Bag of the Week contest. I have always sort of assumed that everyone knows what we mean when we refer to someone as a douche bag. In case I have been wrong in that assumption I thought I would post this picture that not only has the definition but a picture perfect example of a douche bag.

Don’t be disgusting.. I’m just practicing for my French tomorrow. But really; how often do you shower? Usually I’ll have my morning ‘wake-the-fuck-up’ shower which I have trouble functioning without. Then I have my ‘wash-the-hooker-spit-away’ shower at night because I hate going to bed feeling dirty, and having a pungent odour. But today was almost jumper worthy. And I only got up about 12 hours ago and didn’t do a lot of physical activity… I’m going all rebellious today. I’m gonna skip a shower…. Apparently that’s not abnormal though. Many of my mates only shower once a day. Which I think is foul considering the shit we usually do during the course of a day. As if wrestling down corridors and being crammed into halls isn’t enough to get you smelling funky. I’ve got one mate, who always seems to smell. I can’t tell him. He really stinks. In fact, back in the day before I could drive, (a wh

Dear America,I, Carlos Mencia, officially declare myself to be a gigantic douche. Yes, I have officially surpassed John Edwards as the biggest douche in the universe. My constant unfunny standup combined with my blatant stealing of material has all contributed to my doucheyness. The most recent example of my douchery was my stealing of Bill Cosby's material. That's right, I blatantly stole material from one of the most famous comedians of all time, from one of his most recognizable bits of all time. If that isn't supreme doucheness, I don't know what is. This shouldn't really come as a surprise to you. I've been called a douche before. I've also admitted to my lack of comedic ability. But now, with this official declaration (along with an affidavit signed by every comedian in the world except Dane Cook, who isn't really an original comedian anyway) I clear up any misgivings and admit to my douchery. So it is written, so it shall be done.Please, I urge you to boycott my

Stupid Angelos Giant Douche Award That's right, its the first annual...weekly...daily Stupid Angelos Giant Douche Award. The innagural winner is none other than Boston's mayor Thomas MeninoFor the record, that is him on the right. This site is lucky enough to have an interview with our honorable mayor about the situation with the lite-brites in Boston.SA: Thank you so much for talking to us sir. I'm sure you are very busy todayMenino: unintelligible mumblingSA: Ummm, thanks. So what was the reason for Boston reacting in such an extreme manner to this ad campaign?Menino: unintelligible mumblingSA: Okkkkkkkkay. Did you realize that these small, harmless boxes had been in Boston for 3 weeks now?Menino: unintelligible mumbling chowdah!! unintelligible mumblingSA: So how can you explain the fact that many other cities had this ad campaign and did not react like Boston did?Menino: unintelligible mumbling *takes plain white envelope from a teamster*SA: What do you have to say to those of u

The second Stupid Angelos Giant Douche Award is presented to: O'Niel BellToday's lesson:Q: When is it time to find a new sparring partner?A: When they start throwing hachets at youOkay so lets review. Here are facts from this story:O'Neil Bell is the World Cruiser Weight Champion Larry Slayton is a 37 year old sparring partner to O'Neil Bell. The two were running in the woods. Apparently they like to run in woods full of bears because Bell had an ax with him to fend off bears There was an argument Bell throws an ax at Slayton Slayton runs away I don't even know where to go from here. There are two many jokes to make. So lets begin with looking at this from Slayton's point-of-view. This man needs to seriously re-examine his life. If you are 37 and a sparring partner, it may be time for some night-school classes. Or at least become a coach, why would you subject yourself to being beaten up so that the guy beating you up has a better shot of beating up someone else? Maybe its just

Al finally returned to Seattle this week after boycotting the rain and having just been in Cabo. Upon his return we discuss one of the most controversial topics out there - Douche Bags - are they really all that bad??