Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney was spotted riding through Washington D.C. on his way to his office. Mr Cheney was participating in the world naked bike ride day to highlight the affects of oil on the environment. When asked why Mr Bush wasn't joining him on the ride, Mr Cheney confirmed this was due to the fact he had just shaved his bush to make the ride a lot more enjoyable. (Surely Not. Ed)

It's funny that the media buys into the idea that Barack Obama is an "elitist" because he may have gotten a low bowling score or made a misunderstood comment about voter sentiment but ignores the reality that Republican elitists positively drip with disdain for ordinary Americans.  That disdain is sometimes manifested in reverse Robin Hood policies that benefit the wealthy at the expense of e

(Washington D.C.) Tuesday, Scott McClellen, a former White House press secretary, unveiled his book What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception. Wednesday, every single spokesman who has ever worked for Vice President Dick Cheney went missing.“That is crazy and just plain kooky. I wonder where they went,” said Cheney while cleaning his famous shotgu

I wonder what Pres. George W. Bush thinks about Oliver Stone actually making a movie about him while the pres. is still alive. Is it going to be mockery or something to honor his legacy that’s tainted with one bad decision after another? Oliver Stone once mentioned the difficulties of casting actors to play the people in [...]

Cheney’s remarkable life story involves the relentless accumulation of power in every form and regardless of the outcome of this fall’s election, he will continue to be one of the most powerful and well-connected men in the world. This documentary will show how he accomplished this, what it involved in terms of costs for [...]

While we long ago put to rest those rumors that Oliver Stone’s forthcoming George Bush biopic W was a  fantastically sophisticated April Fools gag on the media and all modest Americans of taste and discretion, it’s not like Entertainment Weekly had to go rub it in with its new cover story. But there they are [...]

Robert FoxRobert Fox writes for The Guardian that Vice President Dick Cheney was virtually ignored by Arab leaders on his last swing through the Middle East. In fact, there is an inclination by most Arab countries to establish stronger diplomatic relations with Russia in an effort to better deal with Iran's nuclear ambitions. It's old news that most Arab nations have shunned the Bush administration given its immense failures in Iraq, Afghanistan and the Palestinian territories. And it's old news that these countries have established stronger relations with India and China to further the Gulf countries' business goals. But the pursuit of diplomacy with Russia must have the Bush administration worried. It will be another headache for the next president to deal with after Jan. 20. Cheney Co

Is that really a naked woman in Dick Cheney's sunglasses?: He shot his hunting partner, but Vice President Dick Cheney apparently doesn't fly fish with naked women. Since Wednesday, the blogosphere has been atwitter over a photograph on the White House Web site of Cheney with a caption that said he was fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho. The photo is a tight shot of Cheney's face sporting dark sunglasses and his trademark grin.A close-up of the image in Vice President Cheney's sunglasses.Read more here.Click here for the photo posted at the Whitehouse.gov site.

I'd rather say nothing, enjoy yourself! Notice what it is reflected on his sunglasses! Copyright © 2008 This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the [...]

Vice President and Mrs. Cheney filed their federal income tax return for 2007 today.The income tax return shows that the Cheneys owe federal taxes for 2007 of $602,651 on taxable income of $2,528,068. During the course of 2007 the Cheneys paid $466,165 in taxes through withholding and estimated tax payments, and will pay the remaining $136,486 upon filing their tax return.The wage and salary income reported on the tax return includes the Vice President's $212,208 government salary. In addition, the tax return reports a pension benefit of $32,500, which the Vice President received as a former director of Union Pacific Corporation. The Vice President became eligible for this benefit in 2006 when he turned 65. The tax return also reports Mrs. Cheney's book royalty income, a salary from her co

Is Dick Cheney hanging out with Bill Clinton and his Harem?? Huh?Vice President Dick Cheney’s sunglasses are causing quite a stir this morning because some say there appears to be a naked woman in the reflection of his glasses. The story even provoked Cheney’s spokeswoman to respond saying, “Clearly the picture shows a hand casting a rod.” Here’s a better view. Do you really think it’s a naked woman? The situation got so out of hand, one investigative reporter used digital technology to enhance the photo. “In one lens of his sunglasses you can clearly tell it is a sleeved arm of Cheney or a fishing companion. The other lens has an extreme distortion that, without looking at it closely, could be misconstrued,” said investigative photo editor Bridges. via

Hubo esta mañana una controversia circulando por la red acerca de una reflexión en los anteojos oscuros de Dick Cheney, Vice Presidente de los Estados Unidos. Fue un mini escándalo. Algunos medios dijeron que se trataba de una mujer sin ropas. Hemos encontrado una imagen con mayor resolución, y descubrimos que es su mano agarrándose de un palo de pesca. Asunto resuelto, je, je... algunas personas tienen una gran imaginación! [Vía]

Following on from Peter’s post about the reflection in Dick Cheney’s Sunglasses, after the Internet being alive with speculation about a woman being reflected in those glasses we now have the Official statement. It seems that there is no scandal and the Official statement said, “Clearly the picture shows a hand casting a rod”. This is [...]

En la página web del vice presidente Dick Cheney aparece la siguiente foto con la leyenda que dice:"Vice President Dick Cheney spends an afternoon fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho."(El Vice Presidente Dick Cheney pasa la tarde pescando en el río Snake en Idaho)Y lo que ha encendido la polémica es que en sus lentes de sol, aparece la que sería una mujer desnuda. Ya la noticia ha corrido por toda la red. Tanto así que si buscan en Google, "Dick Cheney" y "sunglasses" hay 78, 600 hits y la cifra viene subiendo.Es cierto que parece una chica desnuda, ¿será?Hagan click sobre la foto para ampliarla.

It’s not a media caricature… Dick Cheney is one tough hombre. He’s not one of these lets-talk-to-evil-dictators types… you know like the #1 lib in the Senate with a foreign policy that is the modern day equivalent of the old “I’m a lover, not a fighter” refrain. No, no… Cheney is the real deal. This [...]

Barack Obama and his wife Michelle gave $10,772 of the $1.2 million they earned from 2000 through 2004 to charities. Pathetically, this is less than 1 percent of their total income. In 1997, Al and Tipper Gore contributed just $353 to charity of their total $197,729 in adjusted gross income. It is a good thing that Al Gore wants to tell everyone else what to do with their money,... Click the Headline Link to Visit Copious Dissent and Read the Full Story.

Vice President Dick Cheney with Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.Associated Press photoThere is probably no person more unqualified to lead a Mideast peace push than Dick Cheney. His visit to Israel demonstrates his “unshakable” commitment to the defense of Israel, which is all fine, but he seems to treat the Palestinians as an afterthought. Oh, the US has “goodwill” toward the Palestinians, says Cheney, as if giving a tentative pat on the head to the red-headed stepchild at the family picnic. The vice president got a commitment on oil production from Saudi Arabia, but did he accomplish anything else of significance? The most pressing issue for the Saudis is dealing with the crisis in Gaza. But he leaves the Kingdom without any mention of discussing the issue with King Abdullah.

If my kid gave me a smirk like this, they'd get a backhand across their face:Does it look any better in print?Raddatz: Two-thirds of Americans say it’s not worth fighting, and they’re looking at the value gain versus the cost in American lives, certainly, and Iraqi lives.Cheney: So? Raddatz: So — you don’t care what the American people think?Cheney: No, I think you cannot be blown off course by the fluctuations in the public opinion polls.Not so much. In my naive high school civics world, I have always thought what the people thought mattered, at least a little. Besides, there have not been a lot of fluctuations by the fickle ignorant commoners.Since the bulk of Americans are not retarded, they have been against the Mesopotamian mess, once their heads cleared from the shock of

Despite calls for retreat and surrender by the Democrats (Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, among other cowards in Congress), Dick Cheney made a surprise visit to Iraq this week, and spent the night at Balad Air Base, north of Baghdad. He focused mainly on expressing that the United States WILL complete our mission [...]

- Scott Miller It’s a damn shame Cheney’s ticker is iffy… he would have made an awesome President. This from Fox News: Cheney: Democrats Can’t Stand Up To House Speaker Nancy Pelosi WASHIGNTON — Vice President Dick Cheney is suggesting that House Democrats who rubber stamp Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s wrongheaded agenda are lacking a spine. Cheney expressed incredulity with the majority leadership during an interview published in The Politico newspaper on Wednesday. The White House later released a full transcript of the interview. Senior Democrats “march to the tune of Nancy Pelosi to the extent I had not seen, frankly, with any previous speaker. I’m trying to think how to say all of this in a gentlemanly fashion, but [in] the Congress I served in, that wouldn’t have happened,” he said. Nevertheless, Cheney said the Democrats in Congress — who took over the majority after the 2006 midterm elections — have “produced absolutely no

A Big Announcement: Dick Cheney's Heart To Resign Immediately "Spend Time With Family" Heavily Abused Excuse By Bush Admin Perps Some Inside Sources Quote Cheney's Heart Telling A Different Story: "If Dick Continues To Destroy The World For Oil, Do It Without Me" "I Am Just One Heart I Can Only Take So Much Of Dick's Evil Deeds" "Cheney Doesn't Care About Me Anyway, I've Suffered Four Attacks" "Dick Smokes, Drinks And Takes Dangerous Medications All At The Same Time" "Dick Was Banging Those Other Women On Hunting Trips, It Was Scary" "Drinking And Banging Banging And Drinking, Then Dick Shoots His Friend's Face" "I Almost Resigned After That, But Dick Begged Me To Just Stay The Course" "Dick Even Made His Friend Say Sorry For Getting Shot In His Own Face" Cheney Responded To His Heart's Resignation With Indifference: Quote: "The Neocon Agenda Does Not Require A Heart Anyway" "Regardless Of What My Heart Ever Felt, I Went Ahead With My Plans" "I Blamed Saddam

Birds raised for canned hunts at gun clubs and in state "recreational" areas are grown in packed pens -- think factory farmed chickens -- and fitted with goggles so they won't peck each other to death from the crowding. When released for put and take hunters like Cheney, pen raised birds can barely walk or fly.read more | digg story

From Dennis Kucinich’s web site: Kucinich Will Introduce Privileged Resolution To Force Up Or Down Vote On Cheney Impeachment Washington, Nov 2 - Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) announced today that he will be offering a privileged resolution on the House floor next week that will bring articles of impeachment against the Vice President, Richard B. Cheney. “The momentum is building for impeachment,” Kucinich said. “Millions of citizens across the nation are demanding Congress rein in the Vice President’s abuse of power. “Despite this groundswell of opposition to the unconstitutional conduct of office, Vice President Cheney continues to violate the U.S. Constitution by insisting the power of the executive branch is supreme. “Congress must hold the Vice President accountable. The American people need to let Members of Congress know how they feel about this. The Vice President continues to use his office to advocate for a continued occupation of Iraq

Most people know that Vice President Dick Cheney is sometimes joked about being “Darth Vader” from Star Wars.  Well, on Wednesday President George Bush commented on this nickname, saying that Cheney didn’t even need to dress up to play the “Star Wars” villain for Halloween. “This morning I was with the vice president.  I was asking him what costume he was planning.  And he said ‘I’m already wearing it.’  Then he mumbled something about ‘the dark side of the Force,” Bush said jokingly. However, Dick Cheney himself has also joked about him being portrayed as the Dark Lord of the Sith, in which his most recent comment was at a speech to the Washington Institute for Near East policy.  He said, “I’ve been asked if that nickname bothers me, and the answer is, no.  After all, Darth Vader is one of the nicer things I’ve been called recently.”

Cheney Was CarvingUp The Iraqi Oil FIeldsBefore 9 1 1See Judicial WatchDocuments Obtained ShowingEnergy Task ForceA Real Life MovieA Dick Cheney ProductionStarring Big Oil PigsNeocons, ChevronAnd Exxon, C E O FatBastard Lee RaymondCarving Up IraqIn March Of Two Thousand OneThat's Pre Nine One OneThe Oil Fields For SaleBig Plans Being Made, MinusA Big CatalystHow Would Dick Get ToIraq, Get To Sell All OfThat Oil, I WonderHmmm, Saddam Will NotNegotiate, What To DoInvade? No SupportMaybe A New PearlHarbor Would Rally All The'Merikan SheepleBehind A Cause, FightA New Enemy, NeverEnding War On TRRRRRSmashing Idea!Dick Would Create ConditionsHere In Order ToGo Over There AndOccupy, Drain TreasuryAnd Enrich The BaseNothing Makes MoneyQuite Like A Huge War, With LotsAnd Lots Of Chaos!And Look At What DickWould Win, Massive Oil Fields AndControl Of It AllDick Can't Turn AwayFrom That Greedy IdeaOn To CatalystDick Oversaw The9 1 1 ExercisesDick Ordered "Stand Down"NORAD Obeyed, NoneOf The

Cheney DeterminedAgain, To Attack InsideThe United StatesComplete Failure, DickIs Dangerous, DesperateWants To Bomb IranThose Six Loose Nukes WereNo Mistake, Our NeoconV P Has Big PlansIs It Five Or SixMissing Nukes, They Can't EvenGet Their Story StraightAll You Doubters, WhoSay To Forget About NineOne One, Take A LookThe Bush Admin WillCreate "Mistakes", Then CarryOut All Of Their PlansWhat Looks Like MajorStupidity Is ReallyExact IntentionsAttack The PeopleBlame The Desired EnemyStart Your War MachineThat's The Game, PeopleWake The F*ck Up, And ExposeThe Real TerroristsAll The Members OfP N A C, Basically,Entire Bush AdminOctober SurpriseA Little Early This TimeDick's Calculation TOPOFF 4 and Vigilant Shield 08: a view from the "feverish fringe" [ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004, in a rare moment of unscripted candor.

Unanswered QuestionsThe Nuclear "Mistake"According To SomeAsk Dick Cheney WhatWere His Plans With Those Nukes, WhereAre Those Nuke Bombs Now  Navy veteran questions why six nuclear missiles were flown on combat aircraft to staging area for Middle East Nuke transportation story has explosive implications The questions that must be answered: Why, and for what ostensible purpose, were these nuclear weapons taken to Barksdale? How long was it before the error was discovered? How many mistakes and errors were made, and how many needed to be made, for this to happen? How many and which security protocols were overlooked? How many and which safety procedures were bypassed or ignored? How many other nuclear command and control non-observations of procedure have there been? What is Congress going to do to better oversee U.S. nuclear command and control? How does this incident relate to concern for reliability of control over nuclear weapons and nuclear materials in Russia, Pakistan an

Bush Only Sells FearThat's All The Neocons HaveThat Is All They KnowThere Is Nothing ToFear Except For Fear ItselfWe Come Back To ThatThe MajorityKnows Who's The Terrorists, TheEntire Bush AdminBush, Cheney, CondiRumsfeld, Gonzo, BasicallyAll The Neocons Bush Policies HaveDone More To Harm Us Than WhatTerrorists Would DoThey Are DestroyingAmerica From WithinAs Other EmpiresThe Real Threat WithinCan We Withstand Thru The NextElection CycleThere Is One More ChanceSince Impeachment Is Not ForDinner, Thanks NancyCheney Is VeryDecrepit, Next Heart AttackEminent, As His Pacemaker Can NotHandle That Much Evil ForceIt Will Then Give OutFinal Heart AttackWretched Bastard Is Gone, AndThen Bush Will ResignNo Cheney, No RoveWhat Is A Bushtard To DoNo One To Think NowJustice, Impeached ByPacemaker, Or PeacemakerCall It What You WantEither Way It WillBe Great For AmericansAs Well As The WorldAnd None Of Us HaveTo Lift A Finger, Or MarchOr Pray For Pretzels

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney left a hospital in Washington Saturday following a scheduled operation to replace a battery in a device that monitors his heart.Mr. Cheney has a history of heart trouble. He has suffered four heart attacks, the most recent in 2000.An internal defibrillator was implanted in his chest in 2001. The device monitors his heartbeat and administers an electric shock to the heart muscle to correct irregular beats.During Cheney's routine physical examination last month, his doctors noticed the defibrillator's battery had weakened to the point that it should be replaced.Cheney's office said the device had been operating normally and had not had to correct any irregular heartbeats.

Ghosts in the Wind (Part Four): Dick Cheney, 9/11, CIAMind Control & the "Suicide" of Art Blogger TheresaDuncanBy Alex ConstantineJeremy Blake and Theresa Duncan believed thatScientologists were stalking them. In fact, they hadno way of knowing who was interfering in their lives.The newspapers reported this much of the story. Theyneglected to mention that she also suspected " ... aprominent Republican donor connected to the HeritageFoundation. ... "The CIA's mind control perps often lead the subject tobelieve that someone else is responsible for theharassment, stalking and invasive interference intheir lives and minds. It wasn't necessarilyScientology. The Theresa Duncan case remains open, andthere are obvious leads in the death of the famed artblogger:" ... On July 8 she wrote she was working on a newpolitical essay, under the title 'The Devil And DickCheney'. On July 5, she wrote : So it must be clear bynow, children of the Staircase, that MK-ULTRA (andeven weird, disinfo-saturat

Washington, DC - A las 7:21 AM del sábado, Dick Cheney se convirtió durante dos horas en Presidente de los Estados Unidos cuando George W. Bush fue anestesiado para una colonoscopía de rutina. Utilizando la enmienda número 25 de la Constitución, el Presidente transfirió todos su poderes a Cheney durante el tiempo que estuviera inconsciente, y el mundo nunca volverá a ser igual. Considerado posiblemente el Vice-Presidente más poderoso en la historia de los Estados Unidos, atribuyéndose poderes legislativos y ejecutivos dependiendo de la situación, todo el mundo temía qué pasaría cuando finalmente tuviera poder verdadero: el hombre no desilusionó. Lo que sigue es un desglose de cómo utilizó Cheney su tiempo como Presidente.Señoras y señores: El Presidente de los Estados Unidos, Dick Cheney: si esa oración no les hace sentir el temor de Dios en sus entrañas, no sabemos qué decirles7:22 AM: El Secretario de Prensa, Tony Snow, es destituido y reemplazado por el afamado

Liberalism stands for the proposition that intentions and desires are always more important than results. This is why liberals almost always support failing endeavors so long as there were good intentions behind it. In the political arena, this phenomenon is magnified by liberal politicians; their continued support for failing policies demonstrates they are suffering from collective amnesia. While in the past, liberals solely engaged in economic malfeasance, liberal politicians today have demonstrated that they stand for nothing more than meaningless gestures. Evidently, that fact extends far beyond Congress, and is now leaching into our city councils. For example, West Hollywood Mayor John J. Duran said his city joined 80 other U.S. towns or cities in the political effort to protect constitutional ideals. What were those “constitutional ideals?” Well, Duran felt that it was the place for West Hollywood officials to pass a resolution calling for the impeachment of Presid

Well, yesterday when Baby Boy Bush officially transferred his presidential power to ole Dick this is what happened:Cheney was at his Chesapeake Bay home in St. Michaels, Md., with his wife, Lynne, and spent his short time in power reading in the back yard and hanging out with his dogs, spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride said. "He had a routine Saturday morning," she said by e-mail. "Nothing occurred that required him to take official action as Acting President." (Washington Post).Maybe if a certain president would spend more time reading and playing with Barney instead of sticking his nose in everybody's business, the world would be a better place. I assume that if Cheney had been president for more than a few hours, he would not have spent his time in such a useful way.tags: Bush Cheney president 25th Amendment

Recent headlines underscore the dire situation in Palestine, once again proving (as if there were any need of further proof) that the obstacles to be overcome in maintaining a secure, successful Palestinian state are as intricate as they are numerous. The region, for decades synonymous with violence and confrontation, has seen any progress voided by subsequent regression. The result has been, at best, a zero sum game, and not for lack of trying. Few are the nations who have not attempted to influence either one side or the other, with some of the brightest minds in various sectors working on the cause. Nevertheless, the problem persists, and proposed solutions usually revolve around the same sets of ideas. It’s therefore an encouraging thing when one hears a proposal which is not only fresh and exciting, but also viable. Enter the RAND Corporation, specifically two components of the non-profit think tank; RAND Health, and the RAND Center for Middle Eastern Public Policy. In a re

Dennis Kucinich will announce articles of impeachment against Dick Cheney. On what grounds?: “One, they misled the nation into war, an aggressive and illegal war that has obviously been catastrophic,” Park said. “They are currently violating the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act” by ordering wiretap warrants without FISA court approval and they are committing torture in violation of the Geneva Conventions. Same old story again, Bush lied people died. It doesn’t matter if everyone thought the intellegence was correct throughout the ’80’s and ’90’s. All that matters is revenge for President Clinton’s impeachment. If you want to have a trial for impeachment because the president is trying to protect the American people, I have only one thing to say: BRING IT ON

Thanks to AT for the tip. Check out the source story hereWashington, DC (ABSP) - Associated BS PressA recent book by renowned primatoligist Dr. Frans de Waal claims that the roots of morality can be seen in the social behavior of monkeys and apes. The renowned scientist claims that "human morality would be impossible without certain emotional building blocks that are clearly at work in chimp and monkey societies." In related news, DNA evidence proves that Dick Cheney is not descended from monkeys.Skeptics rushed to point out that if monkeys had morals, then this video or this video would never be possible. Other critics, including the Bush administration argued that monkeys never existed and the earth is only 5000 years old and dinosaurs walked with humans and The Flintstones are based on reality and therefore humans couldn't be descended from monkeys so nanny nanny poo poo. Supporters of Dr. de Waal, including Dr. Philip Kitcher are smart and say lots of philosophical things like "th

As the Left goes gaga over the guilty charge on Scooter Libby, they are still thinking about getting to Rove or Cheney. Over the DUmmies and KOSkids, the spouting about how now they should go after Rove and Cheney is...

In 2002, ABC made the decision to not renew Bill Maher’s contract after he made some disgraceful comments on his program “Politically Incorrect” concerning America’s military response to 9/11. After what transpired on ”Real Time” Friday, the heads of HBO should be equally outraged, if not more. As the discussion moved to the attempted assassination of Vice President Cheney last week, Maher asked his panel why it was necessary for the Huffington Post to remove comments by readers concerning their disappointment that the attempt failed. As the conversation ensued, Maher said one of the most disgraceful and irresponsible things uttered on a major television program since Bush was elected. Source (Much more at the source site, including the video of his comments and Maher being interviewed by O’Reilly.) Just as those of us that have frequested a site commonly referred to on conservatuive sites as ‘the DUmp’ have known for a long time

Another Democrat speaks his mind honestly and people are again shocked. I don’t see why though. Anyone that is paying attention knows that the left says this exact sort of thing on a regular basis. Wishing death on the vice president or even the president is a staple of online liberal blogs and forums. Their hypocrisy is so blatant in that the same people having fits over Ann Coulter using the word "faggot' won't condemn fellow Democrats when they say something like this, which is obviously much worse. I suspect that a large percentage of Democrats don’t think this way but you wouldn’t know that if all you had to go by was what is routinely said at the places they congregate online. What makes it worse is that the mainstream Democrats seldom denounce this sort of vile behavior on the part of their fringe element (I think I'm being generous by assuming it's their fringe element). ~RJH Newsbusters article link Bill Maher Sorry the Assassination Attempt on Dick Cheney Failed

It's nice to see that I am not the only one with a clear idea of what the left is usually like. About four years ago when I first started participating in political discussion forums and blogs I was so naive. I would register at forums and then read the most insane spewings from the moonbats and then when I would ever so gently ask if they actually had anything to back up what they were alleging I would be promptly banned and my posts deleted. And I did not know why. *COUGH*Democratic Underground*COUGH* Back then I really had no idea that the same people who claimed to single handedly maintain freedom of speech for the nation would indulge in such draconian measures of censorship. Like I said I was naive at the time. But it didn't take long to realize they were every bit as two faced and hypocritical as they seemed. Did I leave out how they are so hate filled and angry? And they can't utter a single sentence without dropping the "f-bomb" a half dozen times? Or how every time they h

This Cheney thing leaves me a little conflicted. One the one hand, it's rude or out-of-line to comment on somebody's non-political daughter (especially when he has nothing to do with her decisions). On the other hand, Mary Cheney's situation is an example of a current societal issue today. If I had another hand, I'd say that to use an issue in Cheney's family against him is also very bad form. The real issue is the Pragerian dialectic, standards vs. compassion. Chaney loves his daughter, but may not approve of her behavior. Many people find themselves in such a position and it must be a difficult one. An acquaintance of mine is in that situation, with his son declaring his unheteroness. He's a traditional man and I'd never dream of bringing it up to him. And why would I except to make fun of his values or his family? Now, if he wanted to bring it up, then I'd give him a sympathetic ear.

Before Tuesday, the president has said he was keeping Rummy on and we know now that he was fibbing in that case. Do you believe W when he says this: Q This is a very competitive environment. No, but we asked you about the fate of Secretary Rumsfeld and Vice President Cheney. Vice President Cheney, of course, has made — takes many of the same positions that Secretary Rumsfeld did on the war. Does he still have your complete confidence? THE PRESIDENT: Yes, he does. Q Do you expect him to stay – THE PRESIDENT: The campaign is over. Yes, he does. Q And he’ll be here for the remainder of your term? THE PRESIDENT: Yes, he will. Thank you. Any one taking bets as to when the Big Dick Cheney is asked to take the walk off the Whitehouse plank? Click these buttons to share this story:These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.

Hold your breath. The latest videogame is about entering Amerika safe and leaving it alive.First, you must pass through the Great Mexican Wall. Then, you have to avoid Florida snipers (The Gunshine State welcomes you*) and the scary CIA Abductors. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200 but give ten times that amount to the GOP and you may reach the next level. But you can end up in a dead end even before entering Amerika - that twilight zone is called the Guantanamo Law Warp.Now is the moment of truth : are you truly an Amerikan ? Answer a few tricky questions from Darth Vader (Lobby Dick Cheney), such as "Do you consider the law of the jungle in business to be Darwinian (only the fittest prevail) or creationist (there is a scheme and big corporations set some kind of an Intelligent Design) ?"Whatever the outcome, you then must take a bath. Either in order to be baptised a stubborn-again Bushite, or to be drowned to death a cruel, inhumane and degrading way**.* see "Red blogule to the Gun

BUSH: Okay…uh…now that Big Broth…uh…the Vice-President is…er…here with us…I guess we can…uh…start the meeting. Is that okay, Dick? Er…I mean…uh…Mr. VeeP…. Tags: Bush, White+House+meeting, Cheney, Big+Brother Click these buttons to share this story:These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.

Dear America,You want to know who shot Tony Soprano? I did. That's right. I shot that fat bastard. He was a terrorist. Or in the mafia. Or something bad. Grrr! I shot him. He lived in New Jersey, which is a Blue state, so it's understandable why he was in the mob. Now I'm not saying that all Democrats are in the mob, but the fact is that they are. Which is why I shot Tony Soprano. It may have looked like Junior did it, but it was actually me. It's easy to confuse the two of us, but I assure you it was me. I take full credit. You should thank me for it, America, because you're a lot safer now. Now I'm not saying that Democrats were making you less safe, but the fact is that they were. But not any more thanks to me. Keep that in mind the next time you need someone shot. I don't miss.Grrr!Dick Cheney********Original JLH petition

Unlike John Forbes Kerry, NRA fave Dick Cheney didn't get any silver star for his courageous behavior during the Vietnam war*.So I'm pleased to unanimously award Richard B. Cheney a white blogule for his almost perfect shot at his hunting pal in Texas**.This white blogule rewards Mr. Cheney's creativity and dedication to invent new reasons why he should be the most hatable, abhorrent and repulsive man in the US.Training all day long with the toughest emulators does help. For an Administration to reach this level of ignominy, it takes more than one Architect. * Mr. Cheney courageously supported the said war while serving the Nixon and Ford administrations, and later proved his courage by voting against the Martin Luther King, Jr day, against the creation of the Department Of Education, against the overriding of Reagan's veto (protecting South Africa from sanctions for maintaining apartheid) or against the liberation of Nelson Mandela. Even after joining the private sector, he lobbi

My Fellow Americans,Grrrrrr! Today you saw the first signs of our what our country could become like if Democrats are allowed to win any elections in November. See my wrath! Witness my fury! Grrrrrr! Today's victim may live to see another day, but he is a lucky one. Others will not be so lucky. Republicans have kept me at bay for five years, but now that the Democrats have gained a little bit of momentum, my terror has been unleashed. Fear me, America, and blame the Democrats. I snarl in your general direction.Now, excuse me as I go sign a petition. Lovingly,Dick CheneyP.S. The warnings were there, you just chose to ignore them.

From here: Dick Cheney once taught a class on international relations at Johns Hopkins. The lectures consisted of Cheney leading a leashed mastiff up to the podium, and then sodomizing it for ninety minutes straight. Students swear they heard it say "Thank you."And here:

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