Many Happy Returns.
That's the hoary sports phrase recited by the Terry Bradshaws and Jimmy Johnsons of TV football every Sunday. It's become one of the most overworked clichés in sports. Yet Devin Hester, the resident big-play manufacturer in the NFL these days, looks Pop Warner -- tiny standing in the shadow of Brian Urlacher and the other Monsters of the Midway during a Bears practice in
Bears All-Pro kick returner Devin Hester is hosting a football camp July 12-13 at Lake Forest Academy. The Devin Hester Football Camp for kids ages 7-14 will focus on fundamental skills.
The camp costs $199 and will run from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. each day. Each participant will receive a t-shirt, a camp team photo autographed by Hester, eight hours of expert instruction from the top high school coaches
Devin Hester is the most feared kick returner in the history of the NFL. He has broken records and continues on his tear by making coaches look stupid when they decide to kick to him. But there is a guy, a guy who is a kicker, who knows how to tame this beast of a returner. [...]
Chicago Bears KR/PR Devin Hester was named the NFC’s Special Teams Player of the Month for September. This is Hester’s second NFC Special Teams Player of the Month award in his two-year career (December of 2006).
In the first month of the 2007 season, Hester led the NFL with 602 combined kick return yards. The University of Miami product leads the NFL with 239 punt return yards, averaging nearly
Well, the near-impossible that is. Hester has gotten the perfect 100 rating in the "Speed" category in the upcoming Madden '08 game. No player has ever gotten a 100 in any category until now and you can bet that I'll be shoving this in Jay's face for as long as I can.Remember that post I did a while ago, where I hinted at how fast Hester is?? Well, that shit was right on the money son. Superman never got a 100 rating in speed, neither has The Flash. They both got a pathetic 99. But not Hester. He got a 100 and then he celebrated by kicking Superman in his ribs. Superman now wears Devin Hester underwear.Hester once challenged light to a race around the world. Hester beat light by 1 full hour. The result of that race is known as daylight savings time. Hester got all that speed at Miami. They say that speed can't be taught, but speed is a required class at the "U". The other required class is "beating Virginia Tech".Deion Sanders was the first player to play in an NFL game and a MLB g
Last night, as is my custom on Monday's, I sat uncomfortably slouched in my chair and drank some juice straight out of the carton while watching some Monday Night Football. Yes, that should accurately portray my level of "coolness" for you.Either way, Jay and me were discussing Tony Kornheiser's pathetic comb-over, the current state of the economy in Lithuania and the horrible noises being made by Jim Belushi.Jay : "Damn, did you see Kornheiser's comb-over?"Davey : "Yeah. I don't know what's worse. His hair or his commentary..."Jay : "He still gets more poon than you though"Davey : "Martin Grammatica gets more poon than me. That stiff-arm that Steven Jackson just put on Charles Tillman is the most sex I've had in quite some time."Jay : "Why do I even talk to you..."But then Devin Hester decided to take the game over. Hester returned 2 kick-offs for touchdowns on the night as he single handedly saved Rex Grossman's job and secured a first round-bye for the Bears. And yeah, you kn
Last night, as is my custom on Monday's, I sat uncomfortably slouched in my chair and drank some juice straight out of the carton while watching some Monday Night Football. Yes, that should accurately portray my level of "coolness" for you.Either way, Jay and me were discussing Tony Kornheiser's pathetic comb-over, the current state of the economy in Lithuania and the horrible noises being made by Jim Belushi.Jay : "Damn, did you see Kornheiser's comb-over?"Davey : "Yeah. I don't know what's worse. His hair or his commentary..."Jay : "He still gets more poon than you though"Davey : "Martin Grammatica gets more poon than me. That stiff-arm that Steven Jackson just put on Charles Tillman is the most sex I've had in quite some time."Jay : "Why do I even talk to you..."But then Devin Hester decided to take the game over. Hester returned 2 kick-offs for touchdowns on the night as he single handedly saved Rex Grossman's job and secured a first round-bye for the Bears. And yeah, you kn
Last night, as is my custom on Monday's, I sat uncomfortably slouched in my chair and drank some juice straight out of the carton while watching some Monday Night Football. Yes, that should accurately portray my level of "coolness" for you.Either way, Jay and me were discussing Tony Kornheiser's pathetic comb-over, the current state of the economy in Lithuania and the horrible noises being made by Jim Belushi.Jay : "Damn, did you see Kornheiser's comb-over?"Davey : "Yeah. I don't know what's worse. His hair or his commentary..."Jay : "He still gets more poon than you though"Davey : "Martin Grammatica gets more poon than me. That stiff-arm that Steven Jackson just put on Charles Tillman is the most sex I've had in quite some time."Jay : "Why do I even talk to you..."But then Devin Hester decided to take the game over. Hester returned 2 kick-offs for touchdowns on the night as he single handedly saved Rex Grossman's job and secured a first round-bye for the Bears. And yeah, you kn
Devin Hester set an NFL record last week after returning his 6th kickoff return for a TD and returning 2 kickoffs for TD's in the same game.We all know that he graduated from "Da U" or as Certified H8ter says, the "NFL Factory". Here is a compilation of the damage that he did when playing for the Miami Hurricanes. Dante Hall should take some lessons and learn to just run with the ball instead of doing that tap dancing shit.
Last night, as is my custom on Monday's, I sat uncomfortably slouched in my chair and drank some juice straight out of the carton while watching some Monday Night Football. Yes, that should accurately portray my level of "coolness" for you.Either way, Jay and me were discussing Tony Kornheiser's pathetic comb-over, the current state of the economy in Lithuania and the horrible noises being made by Jim Belushi.Jay : "Damn, did you see Kornheiser's comb-over?"Davey : "Yeah. I don't know what's worse. His hair or his commentary..."Jay : "He still gets more poon than you though"Davey : "Martin Grammatica gets more poon than me. That stiff-arm that Steven Jackson just put on Charles Tillman is the most sex I've had in quite some time."Jay : "Why do I even talk to you..."But then Devin Hester decided to take the game over. Hester returned 2 kick-offs for touchdowns on the night as he single handedly saved Rex Grossman's job and secured a first round-bye for the Bears. And yeah, you kn
