A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, 'Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife.'
Archaeologists in Jerusalem uncovered the tomb of Moses today. More importantly, his mummified remains were clutching a stone tablet containing what historians all over the world agree must be the 11th Commandment. Here it is:
The western religions have unanimously agreed that a new holiday is in order, dubbed HARD THURSDAY.
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WESTMINSTER LARGER CATECHISMQ. 119. What are the sins forbidden in the fourth commandment?A. The sins forbidden in the fourth commandment are, all omissions of the duties required,[1] all careless, negligent, and unprofitable performing of them, and being weary of them;[2] all profaning the day by idleness, and doing that which is in itself sinful;[3]and by all needless works, words, and thoughts, about our worldly employments and recreations.[4][1] Ezekiel 22:26. Her priests have violated my law, and have profaned mine holy things: they have put no difference between the holy and profane, neither have they showed difference between the unclean and the clean, and have hid their eyes from my sabbaths, and I am profaned among them.[2]Acts 20:7, 9. And upon the first day of the week, when the disciples came together to break bread, Paul preached unto them, ready to depart on the morrow; and continued his speech until midnight.... And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychu
WESTMINSTER LARGER CATECHISMQ. 116. What is required in the fourth commandment?A. The fourth commandment requireth of all men the sanctifying or keeping holy to God such set times as he hath appointed in his Word, expressly one whole day in seven; which was the seventh from the beginning of the world to the resurrection of Christ, and the first day of the week ever since, and so to continue to the end of the world; which is the Christian sabbath,[1] and in the New Testament called The Lord’s day.[2][1]Deuteronomy 5:12-14. Keep the sabbath day to sanctify it, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee. Six days thou shalt labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass, nor any of thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates; that thy manservant and thy maidservant may rest as well as thou.Genesis 2:2-3.
WESTMINSTER LARGER CATECHISMQ. 115. Which is the fourth commandment?A. The fourth commandment is, Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work; but the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy man-servant, nor thy maid-servant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested in the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath-day and hallowed it.Exodus 20:8-11 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is i
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Good parenting is about providing warm, secure home life, helping your child to learn the rules of life, and actively listening to your child.
Active listening is one of the important factors of good parenting.
It is a big lesson to learn about good parenting but once you learn, it will be a benefit [...]
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Jesus finishes this talk by saying there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, who were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it let him receive [...]
Six Feet Under es una banda de death metal originaria de Tampa, Florida (Estados Unidos). Comenzó como un proyecto paralelo de Chris Barnes, ex-vocalista de Cannibal Corpse, pero con el tiempo tomó fuerza y se retiró de su otra banda para dedicarse en lleno a Six Feet Under. Uno de los fundadores fue Allen West (Obituary), pero salió de la banda en 1997 siendo reemplazado por Steve Swanson. Las letras de las canciones contienen una fuerte crítica social, abarcando temas como la política, la muerte, asesinatos, sin dejar de lado el gore de las canciones de Cannibal Corpse.Commandment es el séptimo album del grupo. Salió a la venta el 17 de abril de 2007 bajo el sello Metal Blade.Line Up: Chris Barnes (voz), Steve Swanson (guitarras), Terry Butler (bajo) y Greg Gall (batería).Tracklsit:01. "Doomsday" - 3:4802. "Thou Shall Kill" - 3:0703. "Zombie Executioner" - 2:5204. "The Edge Of The Hatchet" - 3:5505. "Bled To Death" - 3:1706. "Resurrection Of The Rotten" - 2:5507. "As The Bla
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment,because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:“Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.”
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment,because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:“Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.”
This blog party is sooo much fun! As of this posting, the list of participants are up to 405! Yes, four hundred and five, and it's only the first day of the week long party! I hope to visit all of the participants, but my husband would probably schedule a marital counseling if I do that. Holy Guacamole - 405 and the list is still going!I like what I read at " An Ordinary Mom" blog today and so I am posting it here as my reminder. It's the 11th commandment in her house, and now in my house too: “Thou shalt attend to the needs of thy family and to the needs of thy household before satisfying thy blogging addiction.”Thanks for the reminder An Ordinary Mom - you're not ordinary at all!
