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How To Get Kicked Out Of A Blood Bank Say you're there to test the theory that you can't get blood from a turnip. Then have a friend drive up in a vegetable truck. Ask if your herpes will prevent you...

Serial entrepreneurs Maria Kempinska and John Davy announced today that they are set to launch an online comedy site to bring the best of comedic talent to the internet with a dedicated IPTV offering combined with social networking features. Kempinska devised and established the first Jongleurs club in 1983 and was joined by her business partner John Davy in 1985. They sold Jongleurs chain of

David Davis who triggered a by-election in his constituency of Haltemprice and Howden, in protest at the Government’s victory in the 42 days vote, is seen here sharing a laugh or two after his success in winning the local by-election.The motley assortment of candidates who stood against him ranged from "The Church of the Militant Elvis Party" to a sassy Gemma Dawn Garrett and her "Miss Grea

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - The last time Eddie Murphy visited from outer space, the result was the spectacular 2002 misfire, "The Adventures of Pluto Nash."In the case of "Meet Dave," in which Murphy pulls double duty as the minuscule commander of a mission from an endangered planet in addition to assuming the guise of its life-size spacecraft, the goofy setup alone keeps it a safe distanc

Back in high school (all those years ago) we had a mandatory 'Government' class in 10th grade. Up until that time I hadn't paid a lot of attention to political news and I certainly wasn't an 'activist' by any means, but I knew I had strong feelings about things and was passionate about certain issues.The first week of class our teacher asked us if we considered ourselves conservative or liberal?M

Hang on...this is gonna be a bumpy ride. (In other words, this is gonna be a long, ugly post. But it's for posterity.)Here are the complete results of the LAMB's Top 10 Comedy votes, in the order and form they were received (please pardon the lack of proper links and italics - I do have to work sometime). Films are listed in the voters' order from 1-10:Clue (1985)Shaun of the Dead (2004)The Ghost

For those of you who love stand-up comedy, The Big Gay Sketch Show, a gorgeous funny lady or all of the above, than this is right up your alley.Nicol Paone, of LOGO's Big Gay Sketch Show, is performing LIVE at the Comedy Central stage for FREE!! It doesn't get much better than that.When: Tuesday July 15th @ 8PMWhere: Comedy Central Stage6539 Santa Monica Blvd(Between Highland and Vine @ Hudson)LA,

Watch new movie trailerBrutal Massacre: A Comedy 2008Cast: David Naughton, Brian O'Halloran, Ellen SandweissDirector: Stevan MenaRelease Date: July 22nd, 2008Genre: ComedyThis mockumentary stars David Naughton (AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON) as a beleaguered horror director who sets out to make the movie that will put him back on the A list! Unfortunately for him, a quirky crew and penchant fo

Alas, Britney Spears was not officially nominated for an Emmy for her guest roles on “How I Met Your Mother”. Troubled pop-princess actually earned a few decent reviews for her performance as a receptionist in a doctor’s office, including the New York Daily News, which said Ч with no intent of snarkiness: “Spears proved she can [...]

Dad's Army sent up the English class system and petty authority . Keeping Up Apperances attacked those who only care about social mobility, Brass Eye attacked unthinking celebrities who cared about the fame and not the reasons they were famous.And they made points and made us laugh.What points do current comedy have? Much of it seems to be based around repeating one joke per sketch.Peep Show, whic

by: Lisa MacQuestion:"What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?"Answer:"Cancer."Offensive? distasteful? Or funny? If you like this joke then you are one of a growing number of people to appreciate 'anti-humour', a new genre of humour gaining cult status in both the UK and US. Purposely countering comedy tradition, many say it is overtaking observational humour to become the n

A tribute to all my girls who hate going to the nail salon. I find this YouTube video funny because she does that San Francisco Thai accent I have come to know so well. I find myself reminiscing about the good old times..

Media News Mumbai, June 26, 2008 Ever wondered if it would be possible for housewives, husbands and kids with their individual show preferences to sit down and together watch one single show. Ever wondered if a show could speak about a joint family and yet stay away from the negativism of joint family prevalent among SAAS Bahoo sagas, and extol the virtues and positive values of the Indian Joint

Media News New Delhi, June 26, 2008 When rival figure skaters Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder) go ballistic in an embarrassing, no-holds-barred fight at the World Championships, they are stripped of their gold medals and banned from the sport for life. Now, three-and-a-half years on, they've found a loophole that will allow them to compete: if they can put aside

Nayanthara bikini show in Billa shows that she is undoubtedly the current number one heroine in kollywood. She recorded a rare feat by bagging a hat-trick of chances to act with Rajnikanth in all his three films Chandramukhi, Shivaji and Kuselan. All other star heroes in Tamil are zeroing in Nayan in their projects now. Nayantara is not just getting satisfied with the films she is being

And tonight’s comedy topic?  Global Warming!  Cute cartoon depiction at the link below: roydelgadoblog.blogspot.com Tags: Al Gore, global warming Related Posts Fear-Mongering Gore Causes High Gas Prices (0) More on Gore’s Global Warming Investments (0) The Al Gore Scripture (0) The Green Movement’s Yellow Science (0) A Debate Over Global Warming? (0)

Unlocking The Secrets To Stand-Up Comedy Ice Cream Factory Preview: 02/19/08 [1st Draft – Grammatical Errors Are My English Teachers Fault] All of them A lot of people have trouble unlocking the secr...

“I think it is the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately,” George Carlin once said. And cross it he did, many, many times in his long career in comedy. The comedic legend who passed away on Sunday at the age of 71 was a pioneer in [...]

Writers and Readers, Hello! Like many of you out there, I am a writer struggling to get my name and work out into the world. One method I’ve devised to this end is to freely present my work online. I invite you to visit strikingout-story.blogspot.com to read my serial novella, Striking Out. The story is about a [...]

Amita Pathak tells Jyothi Venkatesh that she would not have suited the role which Kareena Kapoor did in Omkara. Amita confesses that though her father Kumar Mangat is one of the leading producers in Bollywood.

I mentioned this last night on my other Blog, “Chuck’s Place”, But I think it is worth reporting here as well. Yesterday, a Comedy Legend left us. George Carlin Passed away from Heart Failure. Quote: Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs, dirty words and the demise of humanity, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday.

Horn Ok Pleassss’ is a comedy flick starring Nana Patekar, Rimi Sen and Muzammil Ibrahim. The film portrays the sotry of a simple- hearted down-to-earth truck tycoon named Govinda (Nana Patekar). He loves his wife (Rimi Sen) dearly. The comedy starts gearing up when he saves the life of a heartbroken suicidal photographer Ajay (Muzammil Ibraim). Ajay tells him that he loves a married woman,

The Love Guru got a whopping 15% positive reviews from rotten tomatoes, once again proving that Asymmetric remains the repository of cinematic truth. For, The Love Guru is a wonderfully funny movie, in a way. It's about Maurice Pitka, a Deepak Chopra wannabe who is enlisted by the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs to heal the love-damaged hockey superstar Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) enoug

Shawn Gnandt is one funny dude. In the first video I’ve ever seen of him, he talks about how weird it would be if a sex offender was stuck to using a wheelchair. Warning. If you don’t find this funny, then you are probably one of many sex offenders.

Daniel Tosh - Coldstone on FunnyOrDie.com Daniel Tosh makes with the funny yet again when he talks about the Secret Service and working for Coldstone. Apparently the people who work at Coldstone have to sing a song whenever you tip them, which is hilarious. I now know how to amuse myself when I’m down and need [...]

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White Bits is a short and raunchy British comedy film directed by Alex Jovy. As is wont with such short films, there is a twist to the tale in the ending. The film has some adult situations, and so it’s slightly NFSW. Related Posts:Indiana Scones and the Quest for the Platinum Waffle - Animated Lego Short FimBig Buck Bunny - Free Open Film From The Blender FoundationThe Babysitter - A Short a

CHICAGO – Forget the Year of the Rat. This is the year of the dysfunctional family reunion. With Tracy Letts’ Pulitzer Prize-winning drama “August: Osage County,” the Broadway remounting of “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” and the Tony-sweeping revival of “Gypsy,” 2008 has been saturated with some of the finest performances of relational drama that theatre has seen in years. Rating: 2.0/5

As you can probably tell, I’m having a flashback. It probably has something to do with the upcoming election, or the fact that the first two stand up bits I found deal with Florida. Either way, funny man Flip Schultz touches base on Florida, music and Jews.

Robert Schimmel is one of those comedians who can blend raw comedy with family oriented material. It may be a hard premise, but he pulls it off nicely. In this montage, Schimmel talks about his recent trip to Florida where his kids complain, and how he was convinced to get the extra insurance for a [...]

The gorgeous Shamita Shetty made her debut in Bollywood with Yash Raj Films’ Mohabbatein. Though her career graph as an actress has not been too fascinating since, Shamita has impressed audiences with her item numbers-she will be seen doing the same in Hari Puttar-A Comedy Of Terrors. Excerpts from an interview where she spoke about Hari Puttar, her sister and her upcoming films. She says about

Last week when we came from the Merlion, we went straight to the Esplanade side to sit and to have a rest. We were surprised to see lots of couple (good looking Caucasian men with their Oriental... A certified Ortigas blogger...Writing is life!

Ah yes, the glorious mad libs. Those things used to be hilarious as a kid, but have since lost their touch. However, this answering machine is rather humorous. Be careful though, because even the laughter can’t solve the original reason the call was made in the first place.

Stoners. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing! They spend years adrift on their couches, limbs splayed to all four points of the compass, staring slack-jawed at the TV or playing video games, which for them counts as strenuous exercise. Otherwise they're forever going down on their bongs, sucking up a chamberful of hot, sweet smoke, letting it cool as it bubbles up through the water be

When it comes down to marathons, funny man John Wessling has only one concern. That being they scare the crap out of him. Well that is when it goes by his house, and he has no clue a marathon is being run.

Ralphie May loves the south, which is cool, but he likes it for the mullet stereotype. I tend to agree with him, cause people who have them are just asking to be made fun of. But Ralphie takes it to the next level, and has other names for the infamous haircut. If you liked this funny, [...]

Paris Hilton's mom is to play Tom Cruise's wife in a hilarious scene in Ben Stiller's new movie Tropic Thunder. Kathy Hilton has told friends she has a cameo in the upcoming summer comedy. A source tells In Touch magazine, "She filmed the scene last winter and didn't even tell her kids because she wanted to surprise them."She raved about Tom Cruise. She said he was so warm and friendly and made he

Bollywood actress Shamita Shetty shot for the promotional video of the film, ‘Hari Puttar-A Comedy of Terrors’, with Zain Khanfor. The song was titled as ‘Tutari Baje’ and the shooting was done in a bungalow situated right at the edge of Madh Island sea shore. Shamita, looking hot as usual, was all too luring for a ten year old kid. In the film, Hari Puttar- A Comedy of Terrors, Zain plays

I’m a big fan of Mike Epps. He’s just funny. Here is a short clip of him talking about his special class in highschool. If you liked this funny, then try these:Stand-Up Comedy - Jimmy Carr - Random ThoughtsStand-Up Comedy - Christopher Titus - Live At GothamStand-Up Comedy - Jim Norton - Live In Cleveland

Stand up comic Eddie Pence tells the story of a DEA agent who apparently shot himself during a gun safety seminar. That’s hilarious. Kind of reminds me of that dude in the movie 8 Mile, but I don’t remember his name. If you liked this funny, then try these:Stand-Up Comedy - Jeffrey Ross - William Shattner [...]

It took them awhile but when Fox and NBC teamed up to create Hulu they did it right. The content on the site is good and plentiful, the advertising is short and infrequent, and the video quality and load times are great. There isn’t much you can say bad about Hulu. Viacom obviously took notice [...]

The new feature film from scientist-turned-filmmaker Dr. Randy Olson titled, "Sizzle: A global warming comedy," is a unique and original mixture of three genres: mockumentary, documentary, and reality....

1) In 1978, his tamil movie "Sivappu Rojakal" got released. He played the role of a Psychopath killer (femicide).One year later, a guy called Psycho Raman was caught for brutally murdering people especially women. 2) In 1988, kamal played the role of a unemployed youth in the movie "Sathya". In 89-90's our country faced lot of problems due to unemployment. 3) In 1992

CHICAGO – Barring extreme wealth or hermetics, everyone uses the grocery store. It is the great equalizer – the marketplace where all socioeconomic groups can co-exist side by side – in pursuit of daily bread. Inspired by this reality, writer and director Steve Conrad turned it into his feature directorial debut. Rating: 4.5/5.0 It’s a notable comedy that was shot in Chicago with the d

Have a gander... Comedy Attack The world is under attack by terrorists! Oh, hang on. These terrorists are funny. Is that possible? Yes, it can! Folks, we are under attack by the Global News Terrorists, a bunch of comics spreading the comedy news as far as the eye can see! With members originating from 4Laughs, the Global Terrorist Team, are sure to start your day off laughing with their daily

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Once again my insomnia led to finding another stand up comic, and Joe DeRosa had me laughing with every word he said. He had his first appearance on Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld last night. So I found this little bit of his stand up where he rags on vegetarians. Which is great because I [...]

Para todas aquellas personas osciosas, y no tan osciosas, que son amantes del buen humor y que no tienen nada mejor que hacer en internet que checar mails y ver cadenitas, les presento comedy.com Comedy.com es un portal que contiene chistes, gags y situaciones cómicas. En el podrás encontrar desde  videos y fotos hasta chistes y [...]

Suresh Menon, comedian of TV is in the preparation for a 24-hour comedy channel to leave the audience in jerks. “I have been meeting different people involved in this field for starting a... This is just a summary of the real stuff ..click on the link to see the full post on :)

Jim Norton is one of the best and funniest comedians out there, in my humble opinion. (which happens to be correct always, seriosly, ask anyone I know) Here he shows he’s not all shit jokes and aids humor. If you liked this funny, then try these:Stand-Up Comedy - Rodney Carrington - Titties and BeerStand-Up Comedy - [...]

Rodney Dangerfield is a legend. He paved the way for a lot of comedians these days, and always  tried to help the up-and-comers. He, ironically, is wildly respected in the Comedian community.  Enjoy this clip of one of this classic sets. If you liked this funny, then try these:Stand-Up Comedy - Daniel Tosh - Kobe Bryant [...]

The story was : "This kids cell phone bill got to high so he decided to cook it in the microwave. For those of you asking if it is fake or real, it is real. It is the new Black Berry... Your News is the place where wonderful, funny, and amazing things exist. This blog delivers informative news in the easiest way.

Whats the best comedy show according to you???? well if u ask me the only show which comes to my mind when it comes to comedy is Mr.Bean!! Rowan Atkinson is the King of Comedy according to me and this post is dedicated to Atkinson..... :)Who is Rowan Atkinson?Rowan Sebastian Atkinson is an English comedian, actor and writer, famous for his title roles in the British television comedies Blackadder

Stand-up comedy, celeb gossip and blood elves hit Under the RadarWebware/Cnet, CA - 42 minutes agoCEO Hubert Thiebolt also demoed the service's search tool WOWdb, which lets you search through Wiki FAQs for the popular World of Warcraft series. … Written by Google Inc. and Powered by WordPress

It's funny that the media buys into the idea that Barack Obama is an "elitist" because he may have gotten a low bowling score or made a misunderstood comment about voter sentiment but ignores the reality that Republican elitists positively drip with disdain for ordinary Americans.  That disdain is sometimes manifested in reverse Robin Hood policies that benefit the wealthy at the expense of e

If I told you that Eric Bana (Munich, Troy, The other Boleyn Girl) used to be a stand up comic back in Australia years ago, you probably wouldn’t believe me, would ya? Just look at the picture above, he even had his own sketch comedy ala SNL called The Eric Bana Show well, believe it or not, [...]

They may not know what it’s called yet, but Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow have come together for Apatow’s third outing behind the camera - and it’ll focus on stand-up comedy. Sandler’s probably looking for a credibility injection. Apatow’s riding high as essentially the king of the current style of comedy (though I think, much like [...]