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This film from 1964 is regarded by IMDB and Wikipedia as one of the worst films of all time...Its apparantly really obvious...Plot: There is nobody on Mars to give their children presents, so the martians kidnap SantaMovie Scene 1:Movie Scene 2: The Martian's fightKLRT TV Promo:Classic Mystery Science Theater 3000:Keep an eye out for the next update on this film as there are many classicly bad clips.

From The Telegraph :   Hugo Claus, who died on March 19 aged 78, was a versatile and prolific author best known for his sprawling, impressionistic, semi-autobiographical novel The Sorrow of Belgium (1983), in which he threw an unpitying spotlight on bourgeois Flemish society.   The novel explored life under the Nazi occupation through the eyes of a teenage boy, and exploded the myth of widespread resistance that provided Belgium with a thin comfort blanket after the war, exposing the extent of collaboration, hypocrisy, religious bigotry and wilful ignorance that had enabled the Nazis to dispose of some 40,000 Belgian Jews with barely a whisper of protest. Regarded as a landmark of post-war European literature, it won Claus several nominations for the Nobel prize for li

Lindsay Lohan reportedly had a “hissy fit” at the Scandinavian Style Mansion in Beverly Hills on Friday night, claims one magazine. Page Six spoke with the “peeved” venue owner Claus Hjelmbak. And he is NOT happy with LiLo. “I’m grossly disappointed in Lindsay for not fulfilling her contractual duties,” Claus tells PageSix. Oh, and if that’s not [...]

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Review of Movie: Fred Claus (2007) Director: David Dobkin Cast: Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson and others Santa Claus is one of the most famous characters... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

I swear. Every single one of you better go dig up your own version of this photo. I know you have at least one. Send 'em over. We'll post them.This is me - Kristina Michele Frazier and my best friend Babette. Now, I don't remember Babette's last name and honestly, I haven't seen her since 1971. I met her when we were living in an apartment building (managed by my grandparents) on Clay Street. I *think* I've marked the right location (or close enough). It was demolished many years ago.If you lived in or near FW during this time period, you could count on a couple of traditions.Your mom, dragging you downtown for a picture with Santa. Standing in line to get that picture of Santa.Getting tired of standing in that line for that picture with Santa.I don't know what anyone elses experience was

Santa Claus, Santa Claus You Are Much too FatI heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red,came crashing thro’ the roof and landed on my bed.I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake,as soon as I heard Santa scream, “I want a piece of cake!”CHORUSOh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?I’m glad I’m not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!He got up off the floor and said, “How do you do?”I said, “My back is sore, my head is black and blue.”“So sorry!” he replied, and then he asked my name.He offered me a ride, I said, “No, thank you just the same!”CHORUSI heard a “ho, ho, ho,” the sleigh was in the sky.but it was moving slow and wasn

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San Juan, Puerto Rico - En un suceso que estremeció al país, Santa Claus, el alegre y desprendido símbolo de la verdadera Navidad, se encuentra bajo estricta protección policiaca luego de que un grupo radical de niños de diferentes partes de Puerto Rico alegadamente secuestraran y asesinaran a Rudolph, el Reno de la Nariz Roja, en represalia por Santa haberles entregado regalos diferentes a los que pidieron.Los hechos alegadamente ocurrieron a tempranas horas de la tarde de ayer martes, Día de Navidad, al Santa despertar de una breve siesta luego de una atareada noche repartiendo regalos en diferentes lugares del mundo. De acuerdo a fuentes ligadas a la investigación, al Santa despertar se encontró a su lado en la cama la cabeza degollada de su fiel ayudante Rudolph, el Reno de la Nariz Roja, con una nota pegada a su frente que leía "¡Yo no pedí ropa, gordo cabrón!" Las fuentes indicaron que se recibió una llamada al sistema 9-1-1 en la que se escucha la voz de un atribula

Investors cheered on the holiday rush as share prices managed to air further recoveries through Christmas. With only three to four (for some markets) trading days before New Year, it is quite likely... Thank you for the time reading this feed. To get more helpful content, tips, and links please drop by my blog site - click on the topic link above.

Not just in an imagined, symbolic form. I mean in a sentient, self-aware way.Did we create him? Or did he create his own legend?Is Santa a ghost? Or an alien presence?An angel or an ascended human?Is Santa a visitor from the future?Is he pulling our strings? Is he ensuring enduring hope and joy?

What an amazing film! It's got everything. The origins of Santa, centuries of gift-giving, a corporate tycoon, magic, candy that makes you float, a homeless kid makes friends with a wealthy girl, and the kids get to stay at Santa's workshop!The cast is brilliant. Dudley Moore plays an elf, John Lithgow is the Scrooge of toys, and David Huddleston plays Santa! I watched the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year, and at the end there was the most phenomenal Santa Claus I've ever seen. He looked exactly like the real thing. It was like a mall Santa is a blurry, out-of-focus TV Santa from the 70's, and this guy in the parade was Santa in HD, 2007. Brilliant. He even had the gestures down and everything. And the sheer joy radiating from his face was incredible. "Santa Claus" the movie reminded me of him. The movie Santa was believable as well.Dudley Moore faces of against another elf to be Santa's assistant. So many modern children necessitate a more efficient toy-makin

Giáng sinh cũng là lúc các bạn nhỏ của chúng ta trên khắp thế giới mong chờ những phần thưởng bất ngờ từ Ông Già Tuyết, Santa Claus. Mỗi năm danh sách bé ngoan mà Ông phải đi tặng quà càng dài hơn bởi lẽ dân số thế giới ngày càng tăng. Các bạn nhỏ của chúng ta cũng thật thông minh vì các bạn lo lắng nếu Ông Già Tuyết bận rộn như vậy thì không biết Ông có đến với bạn ấy không. Thế là các bạn nhỏ

Santa Claus Blog - Periodic Updates From North Pole, Inc. Chairman & CEO Santa ClausI live at the North Pole with my wife, Mrs. Claus. Together with an adopted family of elves, we raise about a 100 flying reindeer on property that extends south from the North Pole into the most northern parts of Norway. Each year, we deliver presents to kids around the world on Christmas Eve. The true, uncorrupted spirit of Santa Claus is founded as a thankful and giving celebration of the Holiest of Holidays. Santa Claus BlogSee also 100 Things About SantaHappy Holidays

TAGLINE Blast off for Mars with Santa and a pair of Earth kids! Science-Fun-Fiction at its height! THE PLOT After centuries of machine-induced learning and suppression of any frivolous thoughts, the children of Mars (at least the only two we ever see) are becoming zombies. Acting on the advice of their 800 year old sage, the adult Martians set out to kidnap Santa Claus from Earth and bring him to their planet so Martian children can experience the joys of childhood. Complications arise when, along with Santa, the Martians are forced to take captive two Earth children who witnessed their arrival. The eeevil Martian Voldar, who fears the results of introducing fun into Martian society, makes a number of attempts to murder Santa and the kids, but is easily thwarted by a bit of the old Kris Kringle magic. All is not well, however, as Santa learns his captors plan to keep him on Mars... forever (ever...ever...ever). And Christmas is just a few days away! With the precious seconds tick

Christmas wishes   This is just a simple fun video about Santa Claus. Enjoy it. Remember to say love you to everyone you know. Life can be short. I wish you all a merry Christmas.     Online Videos by Veoh.com Share This

FOX News says:NEW YORK Over the years Caroline Kennedy sometimes wondered about a third grader who wrote to her father President Kennedy worried that Russian bomb tests at the North Pole would kill Santa Claus Kennedy finally got to meet her during a read more ->CNBC says:The market is tacking on strong gains from Friday a last minute Santa Claus rally quot said Peter Cardillo chief market economist at New York based brokerage house Avalon Partners quot The Merrill Lynch investment adds to stability in the market I look read more ->Daily Telegraph says:So it is easy to forget that beneath the roly poly scarlet coated ho ho hoing secular exterior there beats the heart of a saint St Nicholas appearance was finally defined by a Coca Cola advertising campaign in 1931 The transformation of St read more ->Forbes says:ORLANDO Fla Dec 24 PRNewswire FirstCall For the fourth year AirTran Airways a subsidiary of AirTran Holdings Inc NYSE AAI

My guys are grown and don’t believe anymore, I still do (smile). I still like to gather the boys to track Santa as he makes his deliveries all over the world! These Google Maps, refresh Santa’s position every 5 minutes. [...]

Todos los años El Comando de Defensa Aéreo de EU conocido por sus siglas en ingles NORAD nos provee la localización exacta del trineo de Santa Claus mientras va repartiendo los juguetes. Y no solamente por radar, también tienen vídeos. .:URL: Donde esta Santa Claus?

I know Santa is, on his toes, with the Christmas and the Holiday Spree right now, but for the Kids Santa Claus is always free, come on Kids, Young by hearts and make a free Call to Santa, He is awaiting for you to gift your Christmas Wishes and the Gifts! MAKE A WISH...Merry Christmas : )Cheers: http://www.callsanta.org/ 1: Enter email to recieve Santa's personal number,2: Call Santa > tell Santa your wish list,3: Receive recorded wish list via email .http://www.santasphonecalls.com/ Phone Calls from Santa Himself, imagine as a child getting a personal phone call from Santa...http://www.santacall.co.nz/ Santa calls are free, and are available to everyone in New Zealand. Listen to a sample call...http://www.santashotline.com/ Live Phone Calls from Santa Claus...http://www.telsanta.com/ Children and adults call Santa Claus Tollfree Number and record their wishlist for free...http://santaskype.com/payment.html SkypeWishing You A Merry Christmas

The NORAD Tracks Santa Web site is the form of a public relations program by the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). For over fifty years on Christmas Eve NORAD has told stories of how their powerful tracking systems such as the Distant Early Warning Line (DEW Line) detected Santa Claus leaving the North Pole to deliver his presents.This happens every year. Official NORAD Santa Tracker Website (multi-lingual) & official hotline: 1-877-HI-NORADHistoryIn 1955, a Colorado Springs-based Sears store ran an advertisement encouraging children to call Santa Claus on a special telephone hotline. Due to a printing error, the phone number that was printed was the hotline for the Director of Operations at the Continental Air Defense (CONAD). Colonel Harry Shoup took the first Santa call on Christmas Eve of 1955 from a six-year old boy who began reciting his Christmas list. Shoup didn't find the call funny, but after asking the mother of the second caller what was happening, th

Taking ten-month-old Eden and Savannah on their first trip to see Santa Claus, Marcia Cross wants to make sure that her twin baby daughters have a Christmas to remember. The Desperate Housewives actress, along with husband Tom Mahoney, made their way to a Los Angeles mall to snap some family portraits with one of the most...

Asymmetric was able to land an exclusive interview with Santa Claus. He's on the line right now. Listen in: Asymmetric: Sorry I couldn't make it up to the North Pole. Can you hear me OK? Santa: Fine, thanks. Asymmetric: Santa, I thank you for sparing a few minutes for Asymmetric. I know it must be a busy day for you. Santa: That's an understatement. Asymmetric: First, my readers want to know: Why all the names? Santa: Well, my real name is Kris Kringle. Some people call me St. Nicholas because he was the one who inspired me in the first place. When I was small, my mom would read me stories about how St. Nick helped kids and the hungry, and those stories motivated me to help people. When God needed somebody to help make children happy, I jumped at the chance. Others call me Santa Claus because the Dutch celebrate St. Nicholas with a festival called Sinterklass. When the Dutch brought this tradition to the United States, English speakers changed the name a little to make San

This is the second post from new guest writer Davin Blu presented for Christmas Eve. Please support his blog Eclectideas. If your Spanish is limited, scroll to the bottom of the post to see the translation. Santa Claus, Papa Noel, el Espíritu de la Navidad y otros muchos nombres hacen alusión a una leyenda. La tradición del espíritu de la Navidad es de origen nórdico, pero muy influyente también en las celebraciones latinas. Niños, jóvenes y adultos realizan diferentes ritos antes del 21 de diciembre, con el objeto de dar gracias por las bendiciones que han recibido a lo largo del año y también para pedir nuevos deseos, tales como las pastorelas. ¿Por qué esta fecha es la que recibe el espíritu de la Navidad? Esta es la noche más larga del año y se convierte en uno de los días más especiales, no sólo por este motivo, sino también porque se celebra el solsticio de invierno, instante en el que la tierra se encuentra más distante del Sol. En estos solsticios se recib

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Kind-hearted parents-to-be Nicole Richie and Joel Madden threw a special pre-Christmas party, in Los Angeles on Saturday, for underprivileged kids. The couple helped to hand out gifts to 200 children from Beyond Shelter, which helps combat homelessness and poverty, at the bash hosted by their charity, the Richie-Madden Children's Foundation. They donated new shoes and teddy bears to the kids at the extravaganza. “We really wanted to give these kids a really wonderful and special Christmas,” Richie says about the party thrown by the couple’s Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation at Paramount Studios in Los Angeles on Saturday. “It’s our favorite holiday.” Madden adds, “It's fun for us to be with a bunch of kids who are having a good time. They make you smile. Hopefully for today they're feeling special. We're just really happy to be a part of the community and celebrating with these kids who haven't been as fortunate as us.”

It seems that some Caramel Bellas have gotten into the holiday spirit. Nicole Richie and boyfriend, Joel Madden treated 200 kids to a holiday extravaganza on Saturday. The couple told People magazine: “We really wanted to give these kids a really wonderful and special Christmas,” Richie says about a party thrown by the couple’s Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation at Paramount Studios in Los Angeles on Saturday. “It’s our favorite holiday.” The couple gave away Stride-Rite shoes and Cloud B Cuddle Cub teddy bears to Beyond Shelter children. The organization helps families combat homeless and poverty. The children had fun with face-painting, balloon animals and ate hot dogs. The kids even got to throw a pie in Joel’s face. According to People magazine: It’s fun for us to be with a bunch of kids who are having a good time,” an unfazed Madden said later. “They make you smile. Hopefully for today they’re feeling

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La Navidad no deja de tener como todo en la vida, fanáticos seguidores como extremistas detractores. Hay quienes consideran estas fiestas un periodo exaltado por el capitalismo para promover el consumo masivo de bienes, una especie de complot oculto de los poderosos del planeta, que mueven estos días mas que nunca, nuestros hilos de marionetas; otros las conciben con un alto sentido espiritual, mas allá de las tradiciones religiosas y muchos otros como un tiempo de oración dentro de los mas puros cánones cristianos. De igual forma existen personas que detestan las figuras y los emblemas de estas fiestas, y otros se decantan por unas tradiciones repudiando otras. Hoy me conseguí con una página muy graciosa así como irreverente, una Web española anti-San Nicolás, Papa Noel, Santa Claus o como quieran llamarle. En ella pueden ver entre, otros, un video con una canción que se llama el "Rap de los Reyes", en el cual se ataca duramente al principal personaje de las navidades

En estas fechas tan señaladas de paz, amor y fraternidad, un niño escribe su carta a Papá Noël... Mítico momento del programa de Gomaespuma ¡Felices Fiestas! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Si alguien tiene una noticia bizarra que supere a esta este año, que avise. Dice la crónica de Montevideo.com: "El helicóptero en el que Papá Noel se dirigía a entregar regalos a niños pobres de Río de Janeiro fue tiroteado sobre una favela, y el ícono navideño debió completar su viaje en automóvil" Terrible. Ametrallaron al gordo Noel, un tipo que tiene una misión claramente de paz y de fraternidad regalando juguetes a todos los niños del mundo. Ya no hay respeto por nada. Nada. Varias cosas acerca de esta noticia me atormentan: ¿Qué hacia Papá Noel arriba de un helicóptero? ¿Los renos ya no le rinden? ¿Los mandó a seguro de paró? ¿Los vendió a una fábrica de embutidos? Nunca había visto tanta ingratitud desde lo que Napoleón le hace a Bóxer en Animal Farm.Además, el helicóptero en Río de Janeiro es claramente símbolo de ser parte de la oligarquía. Que paso Noel, ¿ya no querés codearte con el tipo de a pie? ¿

Most people don’t go rushing back to jail for a visit the day after they’re released on bail.  But as she’s proven to us time and time again, Amy Winehouse is most definitely not most people. The troubled singer was seen arriving at a London prison yesterday, with some Christmas presents for her incarcerated...

Mrs. Claus, a boxer, needs a place to go quickly! If you can provide a foster or permanent home for her, please email us at pets@anewleash.org. Time is of the essence, as they cannot hold her very long.We found Mrs. Claus currently being cared for by A New Leash on Life, in Huntsville, Alabama. A New Leash on Life is a non-profit, animal rescue organization striving to make a positive difference in the life of every homeless animal they come in contact with. All of their adoptable pets are housed in foster homes until their permanent homes are found.For more information about Mrs. Claus, click here!

It is Thursday and that means it is time for my weekly guest post at Radioactive Liberty. I’ve got a live one this week examining why the jolly St. Nick has it in for the Jewish people. Why don’t they get Christmas presents? The answers may surprise you. Coming Friday: ‘Christmas After Ground Zero’-a short story about an unforseen interruption in a newly-created post-apocalyptic community’s Christmas celebration. Want these posts in your email? Click here to subscribe. Book Mark it-> del.icio.us | Reddit | Slashdot | Digg | Facebook | Technorati | Google | StumbleUpon | Window Live | Tailrank | Furl | Netscape | Yahoo | BlinkList

Santa Claus will soon be travelling around the world visiting all the good boys and girls.  The North American Aerospace Defense Command has flipped on the North Warning System radar and is currently in progress of tracking the jolly old fellow. Check out Santa’s Progress here. 

Every year there is talk about whether or not we are going to have a Santa Claus rally, and like many other phenomenon in the world of investing we can speculate about the possibilities until we're blue in the face. However, we won't actually know if there is going to be a rally until after it's happened.What is a Santa Claus or Christmas Rally?A Santa Claus rally is the phenomenon of the stock market rallying in the week between Christmas and New Year (this of course doesn't always happen).Why does it Happen?There is no single reason behind the Christmas rally but there are many possible explanations that have been suggested: 1. People investing their Christmas bonuses2. General happiness of fund managers and investors due to the festive season.3. Investors erroneously equating increased sales over the Christmas period to increased future share prices.4. Money managers pilling money back into the market so that they don't have to explain why they ended the year with such a h

Source: MangUcup.org Sinterklas nama sebenarnya ialah Nicolaas lahir sekitar 280 sesudah Masehi di Patara tidak jauh dari Myra (Demre) di negara Turki. Ayahnya adalah orang Arab yg bernama Ephiphanius sedangkan Ibunya bernama Nonna, jadi tidaklah salah kalau saya tulis bahwa Sinterklas itu orang Arab, berdasarkan tempat kelahiran maupun berdasarkan keturunannya. Saya menulis Artikel ini sebab pada tgl 6 Desember adalah hari ulang tahunnya dari Sinterklas yg dirayakan diseluruh dunia, terutama di negara2 Eropa, apalagi di Holland tempat dimana saya tinggal pada saat ini. Berdasarkan hasil survey di negara2 Eropa maupun USA, ternyata Sinterklas adalah orang ketiga paling beken setelah Tuhan Yesus dan Bunda Maria, tetapi hanya sedikit sekali orang mengetahui siapa sebenarnya Sinterklas ini dan bagaimana sejarahnya. Sinterklas sangat beken bukan hanya di Holland saja, melainkan juga di Italy, Yunani dan Rusia, sehingga banyak anak lelaki disana yg diberi nama Nicolaas dan untuk perempua

A family occasion yesterday and amongst other topics we touched briefly upon Santa Claus and I was explaining about the NORAD Santa tracking system. I'll be honest, not everyone believed me and I had to spend some time explaining that both Santa and Rudolph are real and that the North Pole is quite a cool place to hang out at this time of year. NORAD uses 47 radar installations to track Santa once he has lifted off and then uses geo-synchronous satellites with infra-red sensors to detect Rudolph's nose's unique I/R signature. Santa Cams were added a few years ago and capture images of Santa and the Reindeer as they make their journey around the world. And a particularly fast plane takes off out of Newfoundland to escorts Santa. Of course the reindeer Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph are pretty used to all of this nowadays. Check out how things are shaping up here.Technorati Tags: rashbre, santa, santa+claus, NORAD, North+Pole, Rudolph, Rein

Well, here they are. The first Mitch McDad public photographs. Vanity Fair offered big bucks but I decided I couldn’t be a sellout. So here is little Mitch looking oddly perplexed. Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Santa? Is that Santa’s prisoner number taped to the chair? And Mitch circa Sunday afternoon. Lilly and Lulu hosted [...]

Ahhhh Christmas time…when else during the year do you have the ultimate threat to get the kids to behave? Tonight it looked like two tornadoes went through the house…one through Maya's room (Strawberry Shortcake toys everywhere). Through Demetrius' room the wind blew every board game out of its container. When asked to clean their rooms, a resounding silence was heard, and a half-hearted effort was given. Daddy picks up the phone and calls Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Francine: the fake call to Santa proceeds, as it is across houses in the USA as type these words. First "Santa' has a talk with Maya. She doesn't know what to think. She giggles, gets excited…and then realizes he's telling her he's watching her and she needs to clean up to stay on the "nice list'. Her eyes widen, and as she's listening…. she backs up into a corner of her room. She decides now is a good time to put her pjs on and no longer sit naked under her covers hoping Mommy will end up cleaning

Datos de la pelicula: Dirección: David Dobkin. País: USA. Año: 2007. Duración: 116 min. Género: Comedia. Interpretación: Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus), Paul Giamatti (Nicolás "Santa" Claus), Miranda Richardson (Annette Claus), John Michael Higgins (Willie), Elizabeth Banks (Charlene), Rachel Weisz (Wanda), Kathy Bates (Mamá Claus), Kevin Spacey (Clyde), Chris "Ludacris" Bridges (D.J. Donnie),

A new reader of mine, The Editrix, who writes the excellent blog Roncesvalles [see Note 1] wasn't thrilled with the male examples in my article Christmas Hotties, and so left this comment:Sorry, but the males (apart from the old and fat ones, who do not count) look more like gay icons to me than something a mature and red-blooded woman would enjoy. No Sean Connery pics? As many of you already know, I may not be a dhimmi but I am a slave to my readers; here for your enjoyment is Sean Connery in full Christmas regalia. And if you are wondering if this is a doctored photo, I can assure you that I got it directly from Reuters, a news media with unquestioned integrity. [For more like this see Celebrities Dressed as Santa Contest] The above related non-sequitur led me to the title of this article when I came across this two-year-old survey:AXA, 12 Dec 2005,Sean Connery beats Santa as UK's most wanted Guardian AngelGiven the choice, more Brits would have Sean Connery as their Guardian

Analisis y graficos del rally de Santa Claus a 17 de Diciembre de 2007. Pincha en las imagenes para ver los graficos ampliados. Muchos de vosotros ya habreis oido hablar del Rally de Santa Claus, es un periodo comprendido por las ultimas 5 sesiones bursatiles del año y las 2 primeras del siguiente año. El rally de Santa Claus es conocido por los inversores (y esperado) porque es un periodo en

I got this from Norm..Christmas is the time to give thanks, rejoice, forgive, sing and be merry for Jesus Christ our savior is born. Together we'll celebrate Jesus birthday by sending Christmas greeting Cards to our Loved ones, friends and family.. So before Christmas Eve don't forget to send one to let your loved one knows how you truly value them this season of advent.How to Join?[1] Fill up and submit the details of this form.[2]Copy and post the rules to your blog. Include the "backward list" (a record of how the tag reached you) and add your name.[3] Recruit for participants. Be sure to get their consent. Should they agree to join, add them to your "forward list" (bloggers you've convinced to join). Remind them to do item #1.** Participants will be accepted until December 16 (Phil. time) only.On December 17, the organizer will email to you the details of your Ronito/Ronita. Send him/her a Christmas greeting via E-cards preferably on December 25. Should time be a constr

According to rumor, a remake of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, a holiday favorite at our house, is in the works. The remake will probably suck bad, but on the off-chance Hollywood executives read my blog or I can get some kind of grassroots movement started, I'm here to explain how a remake of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, if done right, could be totally kick-awesome.First of all, and most importantly, it would be a Kung Fu movie. The basic idea is already zany, so the only thing to do is give into the zaniness, and nothing is zanier than Kung Fu. Here's a tentative cast list:Dropo: Jackie ChanKimar: Jet LiMomar: Michelle YeohSanta Claus: John Rhys-DaviesLord Voldar: a cyborg, mostly animatronics and CGI, but played by Mark HamillRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: voiced by Shia LaBeoufWinky the Chain-Smoking Elf: Brad PittAnd here's an outline of the opening scenes:Our story opens in Santa Claus's massive industrial complex at the North Pole where his elves are hard at work

I got this tag from Ester . Christmas is near! Let's spread the joy of love and cheer here in the blogosphere:)COPY STARTS HERE *** How to Join?[1] Fill up and submit the details of this form[2]Copy and post the rules to your blog. Include the "backward list" (a record of how the tag reached you) and add your name.[3] Recruit for participants. Be sure to get their consent.Should they agree to join, add them to your "forward list" (bloggers you've convinced to join).Remind them to do item #1. ** Participants will be accepted until December 16 (Phil. time) only. On December 17, the organizer will email to you the details of your Ronito/Ronita. Send him/her a Christmas greeting via E-cards preferably on December 25. Should time be a constraint, you can send it earlier.My Backward Link List:iRonnie , jeff, bluepanjeet, thess ,GBex , Liza, Liza 2, Rems, Eds, Rosemarie , Ester , Thiraadd your name here: ThiraI want to forward the spirit of Christmas to the following bloggers : L

Shirley Santa Sweeties: Happy Christmas! Have a sexy set with garters, for starters.Black velvet is elegant and red satin is chic, but rhinestones and sequins are a sure way to shine.Bust-building bras and bustiers are the real holiday helpers.Show your holiday spirit in thongs trimmed with ribbon and fur for him and her.Has a whole wardrobe of tempting treats, from luscious silks, satins and chiffons in scrumptious candy colors. Show more details

Here are three more sites with Santa Claus papercrafts. From a simple to moderately hard paper model, I'm sure you'll find a Santa that'll suit your taste.1 Paperboxworld2 Botpa3 Bildrums Julmodeller

Santa Claus is coming to town!Everything on this photoshop psd template is editable. And it's all free. You can move Santa Claus around and the reindeer also.You can replace the snow effect text with any text you want. Hey, you can even put your house as a background. Easy. The children will love it.The effects are really nice on this one: the blizzard effect looks great, the lighting and shadowing are appropriate, the snowflakes are digitally made (therefore you can place the snowflakes from this template on any other picture or template), etc. Find out for yourself if you download.Stick around for the postcard version of this photoshop template. Also free! Coming soon...Until then, if you want to get an email from me whenever I write something new subscribe here. Santa Claus is coming to town. Merry Christmas.Also here are some of the most viewed and downloaded Free Photoshop Psd Templates:1 Holiday Season Finance Graph. Have a profitable holiday season.2 Beyond Merry. Glamorous, Sp

Santa Claus is coming to town!Everything on this photoshop psd template is editable. And it's all free. You can move Santa Claus around and the reindeer also.You can replace the snow effect text with any text you want. Hey, you can even put your house as a background. Easy. The children will love it.The effects are really nice on this one: the blizzard effect looks great, the lighting and shadowing are appropriate, the snowflakes are digitally made (therefore you can place the snowflakes from this template on any other picture or template), etc. Find out for yourself if you download.Stick around for the postcard version of this photoshop template. Also free! Coming soon...Until then, if you want to get an email from me whenever I write something new subscribe here. Santa Claus is coming to

Oh, plus a couple of his oh-so-helpful reindeersAnd real ones, too! This Saturday you'll be able to see a couple of reindeer from Action Animals (basically, they have been rescued and well looked after) in Market Square, pulling Santa's sleigh and letting the kids get up close and personal. Wingate House have helped to coordinate the event with CNBC and The Market Centre, plus Mother Christmas will be on hand to keep Santa and a load of other Christmas characters in order! The Salvation Army will also be out and about singing carols, so give them a bit of support...

Christmas is around the corner and we are helping Santa Claus to deliver a special Christmas present to you. Need some ideas on making delicious foods to share with friends and family in this Christmas? Check out the Christmas Cookbooks collection including “100 Simple & Delicious Recipes For Your Special Christmas Meals”, “All Time Favourite Christmas [...]

¿Cómo explicarle a los niños que Papá Noel no existe? Tarde o temprano, por sus hermanos mayores o por el colegio, los chicos se plantean la pregunta ¿Santa Claus existe? ¿Mis padres me mintieron todo este tiempo y no hay ningún señor gordo de rojo que traiga los regalos? (el tío Cholo, que se insoló en la playa, parece un camarón y tiene un severo sobrepeso, no cuenta para esto)Sin duda, el fin d...

http://www.northpole.com/ is a Great Place. Free Things to Do List: FREE Things To Do: *Send a letter to Santa *Send holiday postcards *Stories to read & color *Santa’s Birthday Cards *Games to play *Holiday recipes *Northpole Wallpaper *Puzzles & Activities *Good Deed Calendar *Visit Elf Pal Academy *Educational Activities *Q&A with Santa *Find the hidden stories *Naughty or Nice List *Santa Tracker (Dec. 24) As You see it is a very long list. Enjoy with your family.

The Physics of Christmas 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist cihldren, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each. 3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a se

No need for traveling to the North Pole to inform Santa about the wishes you have, no need to send a letter, and no need to ... But just online contact gives the maximum pleasure of the holiday. Face-to-face talk with Santa will be the guarantee of successfully making dreams reality.From Tuesday 4th December, santa121.com children from all over the world will be able to see and speak to Santa over the internet; this will happen via a live web link. Santa has finally got broadband installed at the North Pole and is readying himself to meet millions of children online thanks to the launch of santa121.com.Santa’s new website is going to serve the world on Christmas. The only thing one can do is to smile, and have Skye ID. This program was chosen according to the several criteria: Popularity and free sign up process. Though there are no limits in choosing the program or source. One can use call headset or internet phone, too. The processes that users should follow are: Book an appointmen

Bad Christmas movie fun continues!The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection - The Essentials (Manos, the Hands of Fate / Santa Claus Conquers the Martians). Best Brains, Inc. Rhino Home Video (2004).In continuation of our Santa Claus Conquers the Martians theme, I recently goaded the whole household into watching the film with the Mystery Science Theater commentary. Consensus is that as punishment I won't be allowed dessert for a week.Just in case you don't know, Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a long-running television show featuring atrocious movies. The show's hosts (one guy and two robot puppets) do skits making fun of the film and, during the film itself, appear as silhouettes at the bottom of the screen and offer merciless heckling full of in-jokes and obscure pop culture references. As a free bonus, I'll add a bit to your geek knowledge: taking a text you didn't write (such as a web page) and interspersing it with your own snide comments is known as MSTing in honor of th

Santa Claus And Lying - From a Bishop in what is now Turkey, to a married man at the North Pole with dwarfs and elves running an enormous toy factory, is quite a stretch. At the age when they are most vulnerable and we should be teaching them to trust us. Do you want to be known as a liar? How much is the Santa fabrication worth? More: continued here Other Review: I Love You More (Hardcover)

Are you guys ready for tonight’s Top Chef Holiday Special in which chefs from all three seasons will eat, compete, and be merry? I know I am! I watched the preview clip available on BRAVO’s website and it looks like several of my all-time faves will be back in the Top Chef kitchen. I can’t wait [...]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR!USELESS MEN TACKLE THE HOLIDAYS FOR CHRISTMAS WEEK 2007!Only 19 more days until our Christmas shopping starts. Dear Useless Men, My 8 year old son was asking me some tough questions about Santa the other day. Should I break the news to him, or let him learn the truth from his school friends? RudyDear Rudy, This question is way too ambiguous. How can we help when you haven't really defined the problem? Allow me to explain for our readers what I mean, so that we can avoid the necessity to truncate what could have been a perfectly good question. 1) What are these tough questions about Santa? Why is Santa fat? That's a tough question. Is Santa gay? That's another toughie. Is it spelled Clause or Clause? Or Klause? Or Klaus? Is Santa really a stand-up comedian? He looks like that one from Tool Time. That's a more curious question than tough one. Is Santa a Canadian? Do you see? Without any direction as to your 8-year-old's Santa dilemma,

Last Christmas, I told Ian that his Christmas gift was from Santa Claus, he accepted the story but commented that Santa bought the mixer truck in Jusco as he remembered seeing it in Jusco. Smart boy. This year, I helped Ian to write a letter to Santa Claus, asking for a bicycle. He has outgrown his tricycle, which I planned to pass on to Isabel. Originally I planned to buy him a bicycle on his birthday, but it seems can’t wait any longer, so that plan changed to be Christmas gift from Santa. I really can’t wait to see his expression on Christmas, when he sees his new bike. I’m buying him a new school bag with trolly. Still thinking what to get for Isabel - she can’t play with anything for longer than 5 min. Really a waste of money, buying any gifts for her. This girl… maybe a potty for her to wear on her hat? That’s what she does with her current potty!

Little Johnny got ripped off for Christmas and writes a letter to Santa Claus. Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I”m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I”m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls do you have leaving me a ***king yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the *** were you thinking, you

Turn Yourself Into Santa Claus with SantaSnapsSantaSnaps is pretty much like Photobooth, except it doesn’t have near as many features as Photobooth, and it has a holiday twist.You can take a photo of yourself, someone you love, or someone you hate for that matter, and deck their halls with enough Christmas cheer to make you feel wonderful.SantaSnaps is a Cocoa Duel project by John Casasanta (Which I believe means “Santa House” in Spanish) and is a fun family time waster.Just think - when Uncle Carl has one glass of Egg Nog too many, and passes out in your Dad’s recliner, you can take a couple of snapshots, then turn him into an Unconscious Alcoholic Elf.Holiday Merriment at it’s best! Click here to turn yourself into Santa ClausSanta Letters. The Santa Claus House Has Lowest Prices On Santa Letters and So Much More. We Recommend Santa Clause House For Exceptional Service and Products. Click Here Now

Well, its christmas time pretty baby And the snow is falling on the ground Well, its christmas time pretty baby And the snow is falling down Well you be a real good little girl Santa claus is back in town Got no sleigh with reindeer No sack on my back Youre gonna see me comin in a big black caddilac Oh, its christmas time pretty baby And the snow is falling on the ground Well you be a real good little baby Santa claus is back in town Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light Santa claus is comin down your chimney tonight Oh, its christmas time pretty baby And the snow is falling on the ground Well you be a real good little baby Santa claus is back in town Santa Claus is Back in Town — Elvis Presley . . It did not occur to me until writing this post that people can sell their houses to the bank for a profit by simply convincing the bank to make them a loan. Nice idea. I am surprised more people are not doing it. Asking Price: $1,199,900 Income Requirement: $29

If we are to have the cliche Santa Claus rally this year we really need to get started already. The only reason I bring this up is because a bunch of retailer stocks showed up on the EMA, 4, 8, 21 crossover screen this evening. This fact may be meaningful on what was a soft day in the market overall.Of those retailers that popped out of this filter tonight, I like the Macy's chart quite bit. M looks like it might be bouncing after trading at a new two year low recently. Here's the chart:I don't really think of it as a big Christmas shopping store, but JOSB showed up on the crossover filter as well today and I do like this chart quite a bit. It's another bottom feeder special. Check it out: TJX and GYMB also popped out of the crossover filter but these two charts don't excite me a whole lot.Disclaimer: This is not investment advice. It is merely what one risk tolerant know nothing is irresponsibly doing with his own money. Do your own homework before investing in anything.

Privacy & Security Notice1. The Wuerzburg MEDDAC and 67th Combat Support Hospital website is a public information service provided by US Army Medical Command Activity, Wuerzburg, Public Affairs Office.2. Information presented on this website is considered public information and may be distributed or copied. Use of appropriate byline/photo/image credits is requested.Currently, the USAMEDDAC Bavaria consists of the health clinic in Wuerzburg on Leighton Barracks; and seven outlying health clinics supporting 40,000 soldiers and family members in Bavaria, Germany. The clinics are located in Bamberg, Grafenwoehr, Hohenfels, Illesheim, Katterbach, Schweinfurt, and Vilseck.The Mission of Bavaria Medical Command is to provide prompt, competent, and caring healthcare to our beneficiaries while supporting the Global War on Terrorism and Army Transformation.The Wuerzburg Health Clinic has moved to Building 24 on Leighton Barracks,and shares space with the Leighton Dental Clinic. The Clinic al

NORAD uses four high-tech systems to track Santa - radar, satellites, Santa Cams and jet fighter aircraft.It all starts with the NORAD radar system called the North Warning System. This powerful radar system has 47 installations strung across Canada's North and Alaska. NORAD makes a point of checking the radar closely for indications of Santa Claus leaving the North Pole on Christmas Eve.The moment our radar tells us that Santa has lifted off, we begin to use the same satellites that we use in providing warning of possible missile launches aimed at North America. These satellites are located in a geo-synchronous orbit (that's a cool phrase meaning that the satellite is always fixed over the same spot on the Earth) at 22,300 miles above the Earth. The satellites have infrared sensors, meaning they can see heat. When a rocket or missile is launched, a tremendous amount of heat is produced - enough for the satellites to see them.Rudolph's nose gives off an infrared signature simi