Description : An over-the-top brawler starring action hero Chuck Norris in all his explosive and deadly glory.Features:* The official game of martial arts champ, action star, TV hero, and media phenomenon Chuck Norris!* A hilarious dive into the life of the legend: martial arts, denim-clad justice, and commando fights!* Enjoyable and simple gameplay inspired by old-school arcade beat-’em-ups.* L
1 - Chuck Norris é o controlador de domínio;2 - Chuck Norris tem o IP 0.0.0.0 e a porta padrão é 0;3 - Chuck Norris dá o comando ping 256.256.256.256 e consegue resposta;4 - Chuck Norris consegue invadir QUALQUER banco com seu palmtop - desligado!;5 - Chuck Norris usa o Windows XP no seu MAC;6 - O erro 404 nunca apareceu para Chuck Norris;7 - Chuck Norris é fluente em linguagem de máquina;8
The final duel takes place between Tang Lung(Bruce Lee) and the best of the foreign martial artists, Colt(Chuck Norris) in the Roman Colosseum. Two worlds collide in this fight: Chuck’s modern karate style fighting and Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. If there were a martial arts Hall Of Fame, this fight would be in it. EPIC.
To people who thinks Chuck Norris is tough, then you've read all the truth about him. The world's favorite "has been" actor martial artist shows us how he gets down. It's his idea of having fun.
Chuck Norris: An Outlaw's Worst Nightmare?Obama Campaign Threatens Legal Action Over NRA AdsFairfax, VA-Sen. Barack Obama's presidential campaign has sent threatening letters to news agencies in Pennsylvania and Ohio to stop airing ads exposing his anti-gun record sponsored by the National Rifle Association Political Victory Fund (NRA-PVF).The kicker? NRA-PVF's Ohio’s ads have not yet begun runn
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On Larry King's show this evening:Yes, apparently Chuck did "2 tours" in Iraq. Who knew?And those "liberals"...those scary "liberals". Is there anything that scares Chuck more than a "liberal"? Apparently not.Oh...and that other guy with the doe in the headlights look in the split screen? An uncommonly quiet Ari Fleischer. He was probably wise to stay out of that little skirmish though or Chuck mi
Curbing Scottish drinking, being named after a favourite fishing spot and giddy excitement over Bristol's pregnancy...Lead on, Salmond
Alex Salmond is either Scotland’s wise and benevolent national father, or an irresponsible toadman squatting in a rank pool of ideologically incoherent populism. This week, the SNP leader and First Minister unveiled the Scottish government’s legislative agenda
Curbing Scottish drinking, being named after a favourite fishing spot and giddy excitement over Bristol's pregnancy...
Lead on, Salmond
Alex Salmond is either Scotland’s wise and benevolent national father, or an irresponsible toadman squatting in a rank pool of ideologically incoherent populism. This week, the SNP leader and First Minister unveiled the Scottish government’s legislative agend
En una encuesta hecha por la organización Participación Ciudadana y el Insituto Nacional de la Niñez y la Familia de Ecuador, se revela que no hay programa en el que se resuelvan los problemas con más violencia que en El Chavo del Ocho.Los encuestados (apróx. 1,500 padres y menores entre 6 y 17 años) han calificado al programa como una mala influencia en los niños.Pero el Chavito no está s
Finally someone manages to come close to Chuck Norris' level of awesomeness. Here are some Michael Phelps facts:Michael Phelps isn't like a fish, a fish is like Michael Phelps Michael Phelps doesn't get wet. Water gets Michael PhelpsWhen you say "no one's perfect", Michael Phelps takes this as a personal insult Michael Phelps counted to infinity twice while doing the breast
La Verdad sobre Chuk Norris es un gran libro. Su autor ha decidido recoger en páginas los chistes más ingeniosos sobre el afamado actor.Todos sabemos que Chuck es un tipo duro y una máquina de matar y casi más impresionante que McGyver. Por eso estos chascarrilos son mundialmente famosos. Chuck Norris no lee libros. Los mira fijamente hasta que consigue la información que quiere.No hay teorí
Creator: GameloftScreen Size: 128х128, 128х160, 176х220, 240х320Genre: ActionAn extraordinary brawler major action hero Chuck Norris all told his volatile, and deadly, glory.Features:- The official game of martial arts champion, action star, TV hero, and media phenomenon Chuck Norris!- A screaming dive into the life of the legend: martial arts, denim-clad justice, and going commando!- Gratifyi
...as well as your DVD player, TV and the Vice Presidential Office.Well, it’s about damn time. Chuck Norris and game publisher Gameloft have announced plans for a Chuck Norris mobile video game called Chuck Norris' Bring On the Pain. From the press release:Play as either Ranger Chuck or Commando Chuck as he battles the combined forces of Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il to defeat Communism here and
Poderemos Baixar Chuck Norris: bring on the pain que será lançado para celulares em agosto e será produzido pela Gameloft galera! Jogosparacelular!
‘Bring on the pain’ vai será lançado pela Gameloft. Jogo em java para celulares vai ter os clássicos ‘fatos’ sobre o ator e artista marcial
Todos nós sabemos que os jogos da gameloft são os mais irados! [...]
And his first target is Congress. Watch out bitches: Bottom line: It is "we the People" who have power over the government, not them over us. They are called to protect our pursuit of life, liberty and happiness, not vice versa. And if they don't, the Declaration of Independence states, in no uncertain terms, that we are "to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for (our
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number [...]
Impactada me encuentro después del último anuncio de campaña política con famoso incluido. En este país donde estamos acostumbrados a que folclóricas varias y actores de todos los colores y sabores den su “especial visión de la política nacional” pensábamos que no podíamos ver nada que nos inquietase pero ha salido a la luz un documento que hiela la sangre y pone los vellos como esca
Vanda Lemos é o nome de uma goiana de 62 anos, que tem um pequeno comércio em Anápolis, cidade que fica à 54 Km da capital Goiânia. Nesta sexta-feira (27) a Dona Vanda Norris, digo, Lemos, estava se preparando para fechar seu estabelecimento quando foi surpreendida por dois marginais armados, um de 18 e outro de 28 anos. E o que a Dona Vanda fez ? Desmaiou ? Entrou em choque ? Não. Ela saco
If you’re anything like me, you probably rolled out of bed at 10am this morning, vigorously adjusted your junk, wiped the drool off your face, and thought, “Hey, I wonder what Chuck Norris is up to?”Good question my friend. And it shouldn’t be at all surprising to find out he’s been quite busy recently, even for a Demigod. First, it’s a good day to be Ian Spector, creator of Chuck Norr
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris writes only in the first person because that's the only person that matters to anyone.
American Solutions: As gas prices are at an all-time high, the American people are demanding that Congress take action to drill here and drill now. More than 650,000 Americans have signed the “Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less” petition, and that number keeps growing rapidly each day. Increasing domestic energy resources is not a Republican [...]
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.
"Everyone has heard of the Chuck Norris facts. Over the past few months, they have started to become ridiculous, and finding a list of good ones is nearly impossible. I’ve read through hundreds upon hundreds of horrible ones to put together a list of fifteen of my favorites."[via cinemapedia]
1. Wisps will auto-detonate themselves if they see Chuck Norris, AND they will further increase his infinite amount of experience. Note that they won’t remove any of his infinite manna.2. Chuck Norris can slam an uprooted Ancient back to the ground, so it can never uproot, walk, or give birth to units again.3. The huntress’ glaive won’t hit Chuck Norris and a few nearby units, and vanish; in
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
El pasado miercoles viendo Muchachada Nui, pude disfrutar de uno de los Celebrities más esperados del año, el de Chuck Norris. Sinceramente pienso que no tiene desperdicio.Fue el ganador de la votación vía web que organizó el programa Muchachada Nui para elegir al personaje más deseado.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Les dejo esta gran cantidad de chistes sobre Chuck Norris xD!!!
1. Las lágrimas de Chuck Norris curan el cáncer. Lo malo es que él nunca ha llorado. Jamás.
2. Chuck Norris no duerme. Espera.
3. Chuck Norris ha denunciado a la NBC, diciendo que Ley y Orden son los nombres registrados de sus piernas.
4. La mayor exportación de Chuck Norris es dolor.
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Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorSome people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Parece que o Chuck Norris é mesmo o queridinho da internet. Quando se fala em erro, medo, susto, qualquer coisa, lá está ele. Depois da piada usando o layout do Google, descobri agora que o site SuperDownloads criou uma página de erro 404 - aquela de página não encontrada - bem legal, usando o famoso [...]
Parece que o Chuck Norris é mesmo o queridinho da internet. Quando se fala em erro, medo, susto, qualquer coisa, lá está ele. Depois da piada usando o layout do Google, descobri agora que o site SuperDownloads criou uma página de erro 404 - aquela de página não encontrada - bem legal, usando o famoso [...]
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorAccording to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Você nunca mais ouviu falar em Chuck Norris? Pois saiba que o Chuck Norris queria entrar no BOPE, mas o Cap. Nascimento fez ele desistir apenas dizendo: "Você é o novo xerife, sr. 08!", depois disso ele nunca mais foi visto!Deus disse que iria fazer o mundo em 7 dias. Cap. Nascimento disse: "Faça em 6, sr. 01!" Cap. Nascimento dorme com a luz acesa, não porque ele tem medo do escuro, mas o escuro teme ele! Cap. Nascimento joga roleta russa com uma arma inteiramente carregada, e ganha. Cap. Nascimento sempre sabe exatamente onde está Carmen Sandiego. A farda do Cap. Nascimento é preta porque nenhuma outra cor quis ficar perto dele. Cap. Nascimento dorme com um travesseiro debaixo da arma. Cap. Nascimento pediu um Big-mac no Bob´s e foi atendido. Se colocar no Google as palavras "Cap
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThere is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorNine out of ten scientists agree that Chuck Norris, not the Big Bang, created the universe. The tenth scientist has never been found.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorCNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorA Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Depois que alguém teve a brilhante idéia de zuar o mito do cinema norte americano Chuck Norris com os "Chuck Norris Facts" (levando para o português sem uma tradução ao pé da letra, "Verdades Indubitáveis Sobre Chuck Norris"), isso rodou o mundo inteiro através da internet. E cada vez mais surgiam novos fatos sobre o ator. Esse site já contabiliza no momento, 818 verdades.Como a criatividade humana não te limite (principalmente quando se está à toa), apareceram verdades indubitáveis de várias personalidades, como por exemplo sobre o Silvio Santos e o Galvão Bueno (quando o Galvão Bueno goza, toca o tema da vitória do Airton Senna). E por aí vai, com certeza outros apareceram, mas não me lembro no momento.Imagina-se que todo mundo sabe que tudo isso não passa de uma zua
