Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Les dejo esta gran cantidad de chistes sobre Chuck Norris xD!!!
1. Las lágrimas de Chuck Norris curan el cáncer. Lo malo es que él nunca ha llorado. Jamás.
2. Chuck Norris no duerme. Espera.
3. Chuck Norris ha denunciado a la NBC, diciendo que Ley y Orden son los nombres registrados de sus piernas.
4. La mayor exportación de Chuck Norris es dolor.
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Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorSome people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Parece que o Chuck Norris é mesmo o queridinho da internet. Quando se fala em erro, medo, susto, qualquer coisa, lá está ele. Depois da piada usando o layout do Google, descobri agora que o site SuperDownloads criou uma página de erro 404 - aquela de página não encontrada - bem legal, usando o famoso [...]
Parece que o Chuck Norris é mesmo o queridinho da internet. Quando se fala em erro, medo, susto, qualquer coisa, lá está ele. Depois da piada usando o layout do Google, descobri agora que o site SuperDownloads criou uma página de erro 404 - aquela de página não encontrada - bem legal, usando o famoso [...]
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorAccording to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Você nunca mais ouviu falar em Chuck Norris? Pois saiba que o Chuck Norris queria entrar no BOPE, mas o Cap. Nascimento fez ele desistir apenas dizendo: "Você é o novo xerife, sr. 08!", depois disso ele nunca mais foi visto!Deus disse que iria fazer o mundo em 7 dias. Cap. Nascimento disse: "Faça em 6, sr. 01!" Cap. Nascimento dorme com a luz acesa, não porque ele tem medo do escuro, mas o escuro teme ele! Cap. Nascimento joga roleta russa com uma arma inteiramente carregada, e ganha. Cap. Nascimento sempre sabe exatamente onde está Carmen Sandiego. A farda do Cap. Nascimento é preta porque nenhuma outra cor quis ficar perto dele. Cap. Nascimento dorme com um travesseiro debaixo da arma. Cap. Nascimento pediu um Big-mac no Bob´s e foi atendido. Se colocar no Google as palavras "Cap
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThere is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorNine out of ten scientists agree that Chuck Norris, not the Big Bang, created the universe. The tenth scientist has never been found.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorCNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorA Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Depois que alguém teve a brilhante idéia de zuar o mito do cinema norte americano Chuck Norris com os "Chuck Norris Facts" (levando para o português sem uma tradução ao pé da letra, "Verdades Indubitáveis Sobre Chuck Norris"), isso rodou o mundo inteiro através da internet. E cada vez mais surgiam novos fatos sobre o ator. Esse site já contabiliza no momento, 818 verdades.Como a criatividade humana não te limite (principalmente quando se está à toa), apareceram verdades indubitáveis de várias personalidades, como por exemplo sobre o Silvio Santos e o Galvão Bueno (quando o Galvão Bueno goza, toca o tema da vitória do Airton Senna). E por aí vai, com certeza outros apareceram, mas não me lembro no momento.Imagina-se que todo mundo sabe que tudo isso não passa de uma zua
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThey say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Veteran tough guy Chuck Norris has urged Americans not to ignore "warning signs" on sinister hit lists after his name featured on one. The star's name was reportedly among those marked for death in a note written by two juniors at Pennsauken High School in New Jersey. The teenagers have since been arrested. [...] Read more!
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThe Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
Read it once, and the word "Mansinthe" sounds kind of like a gay porn. Read it twice and you realize that, instead, Mansinthe is a new Marilyn Mason-endorsed absinthe. Drink some and you might start seeing this. Freaky.
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Two guys celebrate the success of a website they created featuring Chuck Norris, who comes after the guys, and their Mountain Dew, for revenge.
Title: “Chuck”
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City: New York
Advertiser: PepsiCo
Brand Name: Mountain Dew
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorA high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorIf you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris will be this years commencement speaker at Liberty University. This is not a joke, he is actually giving the commencement address. Here is the article in The Liberty Journal detailing how University President Jerry Falwell Jr. read an acceptance letter from the Norris family at the school's convocation service on Wednesday. Liberty students should feel honored that Chuck Norris is
A Silver Mt Zion - 13 Blues For 13 Moons (Post Rock) (2008)8mm Sky - Finders Keepers (Post Rock)A Northern Chorus - Spirit Flags (Post Rock)Bodof Songs - StBright Red Paper - Bright Red Paper (Post Rock) Damn Dirty Apes - Ape Kill Ape (Post Rock)Everything Is Made In China - St (Post Rock) part1 / part2Elf Fatima - Kill All W (Post Rock)Picastro - Whore Luck (2007) (Experimental Post Rock)The Hylozoists - La Nouvelle Gauche Wang Wen - 7 Objects In Another Infinite Space We Save Strawberries - Solar System Friends Of Dean Martinez - A Place In The Sun Friends Of Dean Martinez - Under The WavesFriends Of Dean Martinez - Lost horizonFriends Of Dean Martinez - Random HarvestFriends Of Dean Martinez - The Shadow of Your SmileAnanda Shankar - And His Music (I'd say Psychedelic. Hindi/Oriental Mu
Who do you turn to when faced with one of life's difficult questions? When things look particularly grim and you just can't find a way out, where do you go for wisdom and solace? When confronted with the mysteries of the universe and desperate to make sense out of a tragic event, from whom do you find meaning? What's that you say? Chuck Norris? Yeah, me too.While a nation unwilling to consider effective gun control struggles with yet another school shooting (this time in Illinois), the tragic events may appear beyond comprehension. Even scientists who base their careers on the study of human aggression have difficulty identifying how myriad causal factors come together to produce this type of abhorrent behavior. The limitations of our knowledge are staggering when it comes to assessing the
Don't count your delegates before they're hatched
Posted: February 26, 2008
1:00 am Eastern
By Janet Folger
WorldNetDaily.com
Don't count your delegates before they're hatched.
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Chuck Norris Sprüche
Ach, wie sehr ich diese Chuck Norris Sprüche liebe
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• Chuck Norris’ Tränen können Krebs heilen. Nur schade dass er niemals weint!
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It feels like we've been talking about who will be the next president for years. I guess it has been because I've been hoping for a new one since the Supreme Court handed Bush his hopefully last position of power. But finally something is happening. Iowa had it's caucus last night and New Hampshire is set for its primary on Tuesday. I suppose the biggest news is that loony tune Huckabee took Iowa. But it seems like the Republicans of Iowa may have been under the thrall of Chuck Norris. It remains to be seen if his spell will capture the votes in other states. Or maybe it was that rockin' appearance on Jay Leno that did it for him. It is so hard to say. Of course Giuliani, the mayor of terror, isn't going to be in the mix until Florida and that it primaries away. Can Chuck Norris
-lezioni-usa-2008-huck-arruola-chuck-norris "L’ex governatore dell’Arkansas Mike Huckabee, candidato per le primarie del partito Repubblicano, è la sorpresa d’autunno nella corsa alla Casa Bianca grazie al suo blog, alle chiese evangeliche e Chuck Norris.Ad alimentare la crescita di Huckabee sono soprattutto i repubblicani conservatori e le chiese evangeliche dell’Iowa, che si stanno orientando sempre piu’ sull’ex pastore battista ed ex governatore dell’Arkansas perchè attratti dalle sue posizioni su temi come l’aborto, la famiglia, i limiti della ricerca scientifica.Il suo blog è inoltre un buon esempio di sito per promuovere la sua candidatura: usa bene i video che carica giornalmente su YouTube, anche quelli più satirici nei suoi confronti; utilizza bene il forum pre
One of my readers sent this to me a while ago but I’ve been so busy I just got a chance to watch it today… I can’t believe I hadn’t seen this, but it was a definite fit, so thank you Rebecca! The Video is a political ad for Mike Huckabee who I really don’t know much about but this was a great idea on his staffs part! Enjoy….
While I try to keep the blogs content centric the above video got me thinking I should give some “air-time” to the only candidate I support, Fred Thompson. I have followed his political career for a long time now and he is a very principled man who does what he says he is going to do. I’m not trying to convert or convince anyone, you have to make your own choices but perhaps I will give you pause to give Fred some consideration. Regardless is turns out he also has a great sense of humor! In a recent Ad in typical Fred Thompson fashion he shunned the mainstream media and released this video directl
Yahoo has a picture of Norris and Huckabee. Together. Teammates.Chuck Norris has reached idol status, so to see him backing a mere mortal is shocking.Chuck Norris once smoked ten thousand cigarettes just to fill his body with cancer. He then flexed for 30 minutes, and the cancer was cured.See?? You'd think with Chuck Norris behind him, Mike Huckabee would be unstoppable. And maybe he will.
Penso que já todos lemos (talvez mais do que uma vez, nos dias em que precisamos de rir) os hilariantes Chuck Norris Facts. Agora o político Mike Huckabee decidiu aproveitar esse fenómeno da internet para os seus anúncios à candidatura à presidência dos EUA.
The Chicago Tribune reported today that movie star Chuck Norris re-affirmed his intent not to run for public office ... for fear of "choking." Norris? Afraid? Choking? Well, sort of ...In the tough-guy's own words:"Let's say I run for a position in politics and I am debating my opponent and my opponent starts attacking my character and I leap over the bench and choke him unconscious, it's not going to help my campaign."Ohhhh! Norris! Afraid! Choking! I get it now!Isn't it interesting how a little context can so completely change the meaning of a message?The underlying coaching questions, of course, are these: How might YOU be misinterpreting others and how might THEY be misinterpreting you? And assuming it's happening, what do you want to actually DO about it?
Vi isso no Blog do TioSolid.Chuck Norris- Abra o Google (dica: O link está la em cima);- Digite “google Chuck Norris” sem aspas;- Clique em “Estou com sorte” (I’m feeling lucky);- Veja o que acontece :)
Chuck Norris talks To reporters after the CNN/YouTube debate
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Firstly, open your favorite web browser, then go to Google Search homepage, type Google Chuck Norris into the middle search box, then press I’m Feeling Lucky button. Now, let’s see what search result do you get?Yup, no search results because no standard web pages containing all your search terms were found, due to the fact Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. Whatever, the actual fact is that you’re been brought to this spoof web page directly, which has the style pretty similar to Google search results page. The funny effect actually existed since more than a year ago. Unfortunately whoever creates the trick can’t manage to trick the term “Chuck Norris” itself on Google. Source
If a presidental candidate doesn’t respond to this campaign ad by doing a counter ad featuring Jack Bauer, I’m going to be horribly disappointed.
Seriously, just copy the ad but have Keifer Sutherland sitting there and promise you’ll bring him in with you if you’re elected. Bauer has a much higher cool factor than Norris. Instant votes I tell you.
I should be a campaign manager. I’m available for hire if anyone’s reading.
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Way to go Huckamaniacs! We should be very proud. Our efforts have allowed Mike to make and air his first ever Television advertisement. The following advertisement starts airing tomorrow in Iowa!Isn't that awesome? I think it is a great first advertisement and I hope you agree.
I shouldn't have been surprised but I still was when I got an e-mail and the sender was famous Hollywood actor, Chuck Norris. Yes I already knew about his endorsement of Mike Huckabee. I just didn't expect him to send campaign e-mails. Well that changed today. Way to go Chuck!! Fact: Mike Huckabee is my choice for President of the United States.While I like and know many of the Republicans running for President, Mike Huckabee is the best person for the job.Mike hasn't lived an isolated, out-of-touch life like so many politicians. He was raised by his Dad who was a firefighter and always had a second job to make ends meet. Mike and his sister grew up poor, not privileged. Mike worked two jobs in college and graduated in two-and-a-half years. He is an outdoorsman too – an avid fisherman, hunter and a long-time member of the NRA.Mike is a committed husband and father. He has always prioritized his family before politics. His wife, two sons and daughter speak his highest praise.Mi
Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee. He gives his reasons in this article:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58383
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This was funny too. Courtesy of Indecision 2008 on Comedy Central.Some of my favorite "Mike Huckabee facts"...and I quote: Jesus asked Mike Huckabee for career advice, but Huckabee was too busy body-slamming Satan.Mike Huckabee flosses his teeth with the bones of abortion doctors at least twice a day.Top scientists believe global warming is a direct consequence of Mike Huckabee getting angry.Mike Huckabee has completed six marathons, two of which aren't until next year.If Mike Huckabee is elected, he'll bring all the troops home--he can handle this himself.If Mike Huckabee had been President, the levees in New Orleans never would've broke, because Katrina would've known better.Mike Huckabee is so powerful, even the ugly, unwanted weight he discarded is running for president: Dennis Kucinich.Most bass players tune to a low E; Mike Huckabee tunes to F U.If elected, Mike Huckabee will replace the Justice Department with his fists.
The big news today on the Campaign trail is the endorsement of Mike Huckabee by famous Hollywood star and action hero, Chuck Norris. During tonight's blogger's conference Mike expounded upon this endorsement (Thanks Kevin Tracy for reminding him to do so). Mike is a fan of Chuck but doesn't know him personally. In fact, Mike's wife is much more of a fan than he is and is absolutely ecstatic. Since Mike and Chuck do not know each other personally this endorsement was not expected. Mike is definitely thrilled and hopes that Chuck will join him on some of his campaign stops in the near future. And to dispel any rumors, Chuck is not looking for a security position in the Huckabee administration, but Mike is not ruling that out and would consider it.
El bueno de Chuck Norris ya tiene sucesor en las noches de teletienda, ya no tendrá que mostrarnos el increible "Abdominazer" y podrá dedicarse a perfilar su barba puesto que ya tiene un sustituto ideal para las nuevas formulas de ejercicio casero que no valen para nada, solo para pagar contra reembolso y guardarlo a los dos días en el trastero.El sucesor no es ni más ni menos que Master Chief, su ultima entrega de Halo 3 le ha permitido entrar directamente en el salón de la fama y ya puede incluso hacer anuncios de este tipo. Todo un logro para la gran figura salvadora del mundo. Se trata de un nuevo giro en la teletienda, puesto que nos venden una persona para ponerla debajo y hacer el mongo sobre ella.Otro divertido anuncio para pasar un rato agradable. Videa bien amigo, videa bien.Suscribete
Chuck Norris? Noway...When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.Schalk Burger counted to infinity - twice.Schalk Burger’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.Schalk Burger can slam a revolving door.Schalk Burger can speak Braille.Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger .Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.Nothing to do with Technology but, the rugby fever is on!!
