Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he’s always stuffed!
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
Roast turkey!
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y!
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1. When dinner is served, what do you say?A. Is the turkey done? How are the mashed potatoes? Could Imake some more gravy?B. I get first pick! I paid for that turkey.C. Who needs their wine topped off?D. I want to open presents first.E. Please pass the salad, and no, I'm not dating anybody.F. Why is everybody here? It's not my birthday, is it?G. Are you going to finish that? I'll be glad to finishthat for you.
2. When opening gifts, what do you say?A. I'm going to save this pretty wrapping paper.B. I paid $57.95 for that and he's playing with the box!Play with the toy!!C. I don't need another 12-step book.D. This stinks! I wanted a pokeasurusmon game.E. Oh, great. Another tablecloth. I can use this whileeating take-out every night.F. This is a wonderful hat. I can keep my governmentsecrets in here.G. Woo
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ? Olive ? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names" Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he shouted. Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!" During the recent Karpov-Kasparov world chess championships they came to an adjournment and left for their hotel. In the lobby of the hotel several chess enthusiasts could be heard bragging, "I could beat Karpov with no problem". "Oh yeah, I could beat both of them at the same time." "That's nothing, I could beat both of them blindfolded!" Finally, the hotel manager had had enough and threw them all out of the hotel. But why?" a bystander asked. "Because,
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today ?" Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this. and Robert said, "Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"
