Chris Rock is coming back to the tv screen with his brand new stand up special. The special will be titled “Kill the Messenger”. The footage for the show will be taken from three different performances from South Africa’s Carnival City Casino, New York’s legendary Apollo Theatre and the Carling Apollo Hammersmith in London. [...]
Hear yeah, Chris Rock fans! He is coming to Hawaii, esp. at the Blaisdell Arena in support of his current stand-up comedy tour called "No Apologies" on July 26th. Chris as we all know is one of the best guys known for being bold and shameless when it comes to delivering a good punchline. He is the man who was dubbed by the "Rolling Stone" magazine as "America's Master Comic" where he won 3 Emmy aw
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Who does not like to pull a prank on someone once in a while? TV shows have been duping ordinary people and celebs alike for years. But this partucular joke pulled against Chris...
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InterWined was recently invited to the Millenium Dome in London to sit in a posh box and watch comedian Chris Rock perform.
What was interesting is that Rock’s performances have changed little over the years. While fun, and at times offensive (heavy on the n-word) his topics remain predictable (politics, race, sexuality). Same joke, different [...]
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Comedian Chris Rock is set to make history when he performs in front of the largest U.K. comedy audience ever gathered.
Rock, 43, will break the current record of 10,108 - previously set by British comic Lee Evans in 2005 - when he appears before a crowd of 15,000 fans at London’s O2 arena on Friday.
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CHRIS ROCK CONTRASTING BLACK PEOPLE AND "N--GAZ"Censored for the most part - Click HERE to play at your own discretionI have censored this recording somewhat to keep it within striking distance of the 'standards' we keep here at A Newt One, but there are three words you'll hear often - the n-word, ass, and 's--t', such as 'ignorant s--t' and 'tired of this s--t.'The issues that make this worth posting and - in my mind - listening to:1 - It's hysterically funny. Chris Rock is perhaps the funniest man on the planet.2 - Political correctness infuriates me, and no one has ever given political correctness the boot like Chris Rock does in this comedy routine.3 - There really are two kinds of people in the black community. What he calls "black people and n--gaz" can also be characterized as decen
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One of my all time favorite comedy performances was Chris Rock's Bigger and Blacker. It was a classic - I can't count on my hands how many times I've watched it.Chris Rock is coming to Boston on June 14th at the Citi Wang Center and I bet it's going to be awesome. Tickets go on sale tomorrow - Saturday 4/19 at 10am EST.And just so you know, you will be competing with me to get tickets. I definitely can't/won't pass up a chance to see him in person. Let's just hope I can wake up before 10am tomorrow.Here's one of my favorite excerpts from the Bigger and Blacker Tour:"You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control. Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right. I think all bullets should cost $5000. $5000 for a bullet. You know why? 'Caus
Except for Scarlett Johansson, I'm normally not too interested in celebrity news. I like Chris Rock. I watch his show on HBO because I view it more as a strong and witty social commentary on what is wrong with blacks than simply a comedy act. I believe that the black community would do well to pay more attention to celebrities...
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Funny stuff from Chris Rock. SNL skit “When Animals Attack during High Speed Chases II” featuring Wanda Sykes.
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Y el reconocido actor comediante Chris Rock acudió a un tribunal de Los Angeles este viernes pero no como acusado sino como testigo por el caso que se le sigue a Anthony Pellicano, el "detective de la estrellas" a quien se acusa de conseguir datos para sus clientes de manera ilegal.Chris había contratado a Pellicano para que investigue a una modelo húngara que afirmaba que era el padre de su hijo.El humorista negro de 43 años, que debutó en el cine junto a Eddie Murphy en "Un detective suelto en Hollywood 2" en 1987, declaró al tribunal haber contratado al detective privado en 1999. Pellicano tenía como misión investigar sobre Monika Zsibrita, que perseguía al humorista por la paternidad de su hijo, luego de una noche que pasaron juntos. Los análisis de ADN probaron más tarde qu
Comedian Chris Rock recently told Rolling Stone Magazine that George Bush is making it hard for a white man to run for president.
He said: “Bush has fucked up so bad that he’s made it hard for a white man to run for president. ‘Gimme anything but another white man, please! Black man, white woman, giraffe, [...]
CHRIS Rock is worried about a Barack Obama presidency because, “I don’t think a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Yeah, I said it!” Rock cackles in his cover story in Rolling Stone. “A black woman can be president, no problem. First lady? Can’t do it. You know why? Because a [...]
Not for the squeamish. Chris Rock had sex with a woman who apparently intended to blackmail him with accusations of rape. Or perhaps he did rape her, we will probably never know, but I hope not. This is a recording of a conversation he had with a P.I.
Superstar comedian Chris Rock evidently flirted with both a palimony suit and a possible rape accusation. The palimony suit the general public was aware of...which was eventually dropped.But the rape accusations?Rock's name is making the rounds as the latest bomb dropped in the federal investigation involving private investigator Anthony Pellicano who is facing wiretapping and racketeering charges. The recorded conversation between Pellicano and Rock took place in 2001.Memo to everyone...be like the mob, discuss NOTHING of importance or potential embarrassment over the phone, email or text. It is all recorded by someone, somewhere and will invariably come back to bite you in the ass...even seven years later.
Chris Rock - one of the funniest men alive - isn’t funny at all on a 31-minute tape of a phone call he had in August 2001 with disgraced private eye Anthony Pellicano, who was helping the comic fight a bogus rape charge.
“Once you’re accused of rape, you’re just [bleep]ed, you know?” a stressed-out Rock [...]
The entire 31 minute 2001 tape between Chris Rock and Anthony Pellicano over a girl named Monica Zsibrita has been released online.
The Huffington Post has released the tape. But the first comments filtering in from readers of the article is “so what”.
We tend to agree.
The highlights of the tape are when Pellicano called Rock words “like “honey,” [...]
► Chris Rock about the War on Terror ◄Chris Rock - Standup Comedy at its best:This time about American and the War on Terror, what Bush did to get your mind of the War!!!"All the stuff goin' on in the news, it's just a trick to get your mind off the war. That's all it is. A trick to get your mind off the war. Okay? I think Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room... Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room, Bush sent that lil' boy to Michael Jackson's house, Bush killed Lacy Peterson... Bush was fuckin' Paris Hilton in that video! All to get your mind off the war. ""You see these weird white guys getting overly patriotic, and they have their ****in' flag hats on, and their flag drawers, and their flag pickups. 'I'm American, man! I'm American! **** all these ****in' foreigners!' There was
Chris Rock makes an appearance in tonight’s season premiere of EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS as a guidance counselor. The episode is rightly entitled “Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor” and airs tonight at 8pm on the CW.
Everybody Hates Chris is one of the few sitcoms that makes me laugh. This show is so underrated I feel, it has great and funny storylines and such a wonderful cast. If you are looking for a good 30 minutes of fun, you should give Everybody Hates Chris a shot.
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A woman name Kali Bowyer, living in southeast Georgia filed a paternity suit trying to get child support and medical coverage for her 13-year old son, Jordan. However, after court officials told her Chris Rock’s New Jersey residence is outside of Georgia’s jurisdiction she withdrew her suit.
Instead of leaving it at that, Chris wanted to resolve the matter and had the court continue the paternity case. And on Monday Rock’s lawyer announced that Chris is not the father of the boy according to DNA testing.
Chris Rock and wife, Malaak, said on Monday that they were happy the whole ordeal was over.”We also express our deepest prayers for the welfare of Ms. Bowyer’s son who has continually been embarrassed and exposed in the media by his mother,” Rock’s statement said. Bowyer however, is claiming she never received money from the tabloids for her story because it “violated a confidentiality agreement by announcing the paternity tests to t
There are hundreds… nay, I dare say MILLIONS of men out there that have had their lives completely ruined by their inability to ensure the woman they’re banging doesn’t end up having their child. Wait, no… that’s not right; millions of men have had their lives ruined because of children being born that they AREN’T EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR. Damn gold digger broads!
At long last the DNA test came about and allowed us men to prove, once and for all, that little (insert lame kid name here) isn’t ours. And for Chris Rock, it’s saved him a bazillion dollars in child support and now he’s throwing the book at the digger that tried to pin the kid on him and taking her ass to court:
Chris Rock is not the father of Kali Bowyer’s 13-year-old son. In a statement, Rock and his wife, Malaak Compton-Rock, said, “After multiple lies, including that Chris refused to establish paternity and after finding out [Bowyer] has an extensive cri
Chris Rock is under fire from a woman who claims he's her 13-year-old baby's daddy, but cops say the woman behind the allegations has been full of s**t for years.
House has learned through TMZ has learned that 36-year-old Kali Bowyer, who Rock never denied having a fling with several years before he met wife Malaak, has an extensive criminal past riddled with numerous bizarre police encounters, and a penchant for telling wild stories. According to a thick stack of government documents obtained by TMZ, Bowyer was convicted of DUI in Georgia, charged with theft by deception last summer, and is facing charges of running an elaborate cell phone scam.
And it doesn't end there! In the last two years, more than ten incident reports detail some truly strange encounters with police, including one in which cops say she claimed to have been held at gunpoint and forced to "ingest some white powder," a tale which her own son contradicted under questioning. Bad checks, domestic disturbance
Chris Rock asked a court to determine if he's the father of a 13-year-old boy, according to papers filed in a paternity dispute with a Georgia woman.
If he's proven to be the father, Rock wants to "contribute to the support, maintenance, and education" of the boy, say the papers filed Monday in Statesboro, Ga.
Kali Bowyer had first tried to file a paternity action against Rock last month, but withdrew it because Rock, a New Jersey resident, lives outside the southeastern Georgia court's jurisdiction, the Associated Press reports.
Rock's filing now starts the proceedings.
Bowyer's lawyer, Brett Kimmel, says Bowyer is "looking forward to establishing that Mr. Rock is the father of their son and bringing the case to a swift conclusion," according to the AP.
The attorney declined to describe the nature of his client's relationship with Rock or say why she waited 13 years to seek a paternity claim.
Rock, 42, is married with two young children. He and wife Malaak have brus
Didn’t this Negro just do a movie called, “I Think I Love My Wife”? Well some woman is hitting him up for some DNA to conduct the infamous paternity test. Good Look homey.
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Inside the Actors Studio: Chris Rock Airing This Monday @ 8 pm est on Bravo TV
New movie comes out this month- I Think I Love My Wife.
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