Chainsaw

A recent inquest in southern England has concluded that a British man committed suicide by cutting off his own head with a chainsaw. 50-year old David Phyall was apparently "irrationally opposed" to leaving his home, which had been repossessed, Deputy...

What's the best death by chainsaw scene ever committed to celluloid?Is it Henrietta being chopped limb from limb by Ash in Evil Dead 2?Naw.Is it Franklin finally getting his comeuppance in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?Naw.What about Patrick Bateman hurling his chainsaw down a flight of stairs onto a hooker in American Psycho?Maybe.No, I've got it! That one in Dead Alive! REBIRTH!!Probably!!Well,

California Chainsaw Massacre Para Celular Grátis. Jogo Para Celular na categoria ação e Tiro em 1ª ou 3ª pessoa, California Chainsaw fará escorrer sangue na tela do seu celular. Com um layout muito bem acabado e gráficos bem definidos, você vai se sentir um assasino em série do Massacre da Serra Elétrica. Trucide seus oponentes com uma poderosa serra elétrica já preparada para esquarte

My musical’s plot, setting and character motivations are totally starting to come together!  Show will be set at an outdoor cafe with a motorcycle cop, a man with a chainsaw, a raging sweet-toothed sugar lady, a girl who had a wedgie on her wedding day, a broken-down Toyota, three goats, two chickens and a cow.  (Well kinda on those last 3.) Here’s an Mp3 of [...]

The Fremont Oktoberfest is going to be off the hook this weekend. If the Buxom Beer Garden, Miss Buxom Contest, BMX stunt riders, bratwursts and free music aren’t enough to get you excited; I’m sure the Texas Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving Contest will. I was fortunate enough to catch a sneak peek at it [...]

  This Dolmette Chinsaw Bike was built awhile ago but I never saw anything about the build. What a cool design! You got to love companies that have lots of money to throw around for fantastic projects like this. Video after the jump. "The combined power of 24 DOLMAR chainsaw engines is fed into to a 5-speed Harley-Davidson [...]

There's a misconception that low budget horror films can be excused for being crappy. The effects, the acting, and the camera work can all be chalked up to the lack of money going into a production. That may well be true, but what can't be argued is that great ideas and great scripts are free. Sometimes a low budget gem comes along that proves that for every second it's on screen. The Cutting Roo

Chainsaw Maid is everything you want in a claymation zombie movie; great drama, laughs and buckets of blood and guts. Stuff like this always amazes us as the most we’ve ever been able to make out of PlayDough are worms and snakes…and boogers if there was any green left. You can check out more from [...]

Pink Pink Goes Wild Alicia 'Pink' Moore films a music video the other day in Los Angeles, California. Pink cuts a tree with a chainsaw which has her ex-boyfriend Carey Hart's name on it, and her real name carved in a love heart. She then jumps on the tree and yells. She climbs into a motorcycle wearing red lipstick kisses legging with a leather jacket. On the motorcycle bag, she carried beer and

After reading a piece in the Southtown Monday about 27-year-old Beverly resident and chainsaw artist Ben Schlitz, we figured we'd offer curious neighbors the chance for a self-guided tour of his local carvings. read more

On top of the linked achievement news coming from Comic-Con, a new Gears of War 2 edition was unofficially announced by the panel members. A new Halo 3 Legendary edition priced $130 Gears of War 2 bundle that is said to include a miniature replica model of a Lancer. : Said Xbox 360Fanboy. Something we should have expected seeing that we caught word from our own source that a mini Lancer would grac

After a brush with a chainsaw left a cut on his index finger, Dolphin quarterback Josh McCown needed six stitches. After being on a six week recovery process, McCown is expected to be fit before the start of training camp next week, reports agent Mike McCartney. McCown has vowed not to touch a chainsaw [...]

URL: Name: Hollywood Chainsaw BloggerCategories: Reviews, News HumorRating: PGWhat is the main focus of your site (reviews, editorials, news, lists, etc.)?I publish movie news and interviews, with a particular emphasis on things happening in the fledgling Connecticut film industry.What are your blogging goals, personally and/or professionally? In other words, what, if anything, are you trying to

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)By Marilyn Burns Buy new: $29.98$20.95 First tagged “ps3″ by K. Overholt Customer tags: playstation 3, high definition, ps3, blu-ray Technorati Tags: playstation 3, high definition, [...]

Navegando por newzbin.com, me he encontrado con una película que lleva por título Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Con semejante título (y poster) estoy seguro de que no han ganado ningún Oscar. Sobre la película hay un artículo breve en la Wikipedia, donde nos cuentan curiosidades tales como que al final de la película prometían una secuela [...]

When you own a house, you need to buy a lot of shit that you never thought of owning when you live in an apartment. Like: a rake, shovel, dog crap scooper, an awl (what the hell is an awl)... you know, shit like that.Well, friends, I've decided I need a chainsaw.Let's discuss the many uses of said chainsaw:1. Chop down ugly ass hedges.2. Chop down dead arborvitae (of which I have um three)3. Cut up fallen tree branches to burn in the fireplace4. Saw up wood for projects (what they are I don't know, but wouldn't it be fun to cut stuff?)and5. AmputationThat's right, I said: amputation.I've had enough of my left arm, friends. Enough. My injuries from last summer's car accident become more irritating / painful / frustrating / pick your adjective by the day and I've had enough.I want

Rating: 0 Posted By: Cisco Views: 0 Replies: 0 Sears is putting these on Clearance so its all timing. once they mark eem down and put them out I'd say they will last about 1 day. bought the last two at one store. tried a PM to another store and the manager said PM policy does not include clearance items.this item# is 35087 , regularly $179.xx clearance price $37.97Happy Hunting, & please be nice.More Online Coupons from Fatwallet.com.

Well things have been rather windy around here of late. No, not because of my excessive flatulence, but simply gales and the like, which knocked down this absolutely massive tree in my neighbor’s yard. Hurrah, thinks I, because it had long cast huge shadows on my garden, causing the grass to be patchy and my roses to not bloom at their fullest. So this massive tree is now lying across my neighbor's garden, and the one next to that.So my neighbor, Mr X, a nurse in his late thirties, rings my doorbell and says he wants to talk about what we are going to do about the tree. I have to admit that I don’t like Mr X. I suppose it might be because he often stands outside his front door in pyjamas and a jacket, smoking a cigarette and peering at everyone who passes by in a suspicious fashion. Th

Hey there sawdust lovers - I gotta tell you that I surely do love my Stihl MS 280, maybe even more than the WCW. This baby rocks! She's durable as all get out and she's so garshdon manageable that you barely even notice her seductive kickback. She's also lean and mean weighing in at just under a dozen pounds. My bud Kevin Kelly also reckons this a here chainsaw can tear up some wood- I've used three or four other brands of chainsaws but when a 50-foot-tall, 34-inch-diameter walnut tree fell on my barn, I decided I needed a better chainsaw than I could get at Sears. A brand new Stihl model 280 with a 20-inch bar cost $420 USD at my local store and I don't regret one penny. Some say that it's no longer available in the U.S., can anyone confirm or deny such rumors? I reckon their false

The commercial below is pretty similar in theme to that Stihl Chainsaw commercial I posted yesterday. This one was banned for some reason but I couldn't reckon why, seems pretty tame to me, but then, I like chainsaws. Did a little diggin' around and it looks like the woman in the video is a track star named Suzy Hamilton and the video got booted off the boob box 'cause "critics said [it] glorified violence against women." Whatever.

Thanks again to English family lawyer John Bolch and his Family Lore blog, for helping us here on the other side of the Atlantic to keep up with the ever-fascinating McCartney-Mills divorce. In his recent post Family Lore: The Bishop, the Beatle and the Beards, Bolch points to another wonderful English family law attorney and blogger, Marilyn Stowe, whose Marilyn Stowe Family Law and Divorce

Thanks again to English family lawyer John Bolch and his Family Lore blog, for helping us here on the other side of the Atlantic to keep up with the ever-fascinating McCartney-Mills divorce. In his recent post Family Lore: The Bishop, the Beatle and the Beards, Bolch points to another wonderful English family law attorney and blogger, Marilyn Stowe, whose Marilyn Stowe Family Law and Divorce

black chainsaw joke text There is black boy and a white boy. The black boy says, "My daddy got a new car and its says vroom vroom!" The white boy say,"My daddy got a new chainsaw and it says run nigga nigga run!"(BLACK JOKES)

Pensioner chops 122 trees for sea view A GERMAN pensioner secretly cut down or shortened 122 trees in a publicly owned forest to give his holiday cottage a clear view of the Baltic Sea. The 70-year-old Hamburg resident told police he had felled 56 trees with a chainsaw and left only the bottom four metres of 66 others, mainly copper beech, oak, ash and wild cherry trees. (more...)

"Chainsaw Al" Dunlap, the take-no-prisoners former CEO of Sunbeam Inc., was fired from the now-defunct Boca Raton company in 1998 amid multimillion-dollar allegations of fraud and mismanagement by Dunlap and others. But you wouldn't know that by the press release announcing Dunlap's $10-million gift to Florida State University. FSU's public relations folks, in announcing the money for a "Student Success Center" bearing Dunlap's name, make only a vague and glossy reference to his troubled corporate past: "During his business career, Dunlap was a top CEO, running nine companies in the United States, Australia and England. He never shied away from the controversy that so often comes with leadership." The release quotes Dunlap as saying: "Criticism is the price of leadership, and I think it's a price well paid." He paid, alright. After he was fired in June 1998, the courts ordered Dunlap to pay out $15-million in the settlement of a class-action lawsuit by Sunbeam shareholders wh

To me, one of the major annoyances of modern life is the way products (including food items) are packaged. I suppose I first noticed this years ago when I started purchasing compact discs. "Hey, hand me a razor blade, I just bought this great cd and..."  I recall that things got wierd after some nut tampered with a supply batch of Tylenol years ago and now, due to fears of terroism, we are living in a world in which products are packaged in a way that literally challenges the consumer to find a way to open them without doing damage to themselves.  "Hey Honey, hand me that ice pick, I just bought this package of Armenian Goat Cheese and..." An article in The Wall Street Journal from a couple of years ago related that for food product manufacturers "easy product openings are key for two important target customer groups -- kids and aging baby boomers."  Aging baby boomers?  Oh no!  My secret is out!  Yes, I fa

Okay, and off we go!  I’d like to start out my posts with a serial killer that is not known to many of us, however, is.  And, one of the most gruesome in my opinion.  His name be Ed Gein, and is the one they based the movie Chainsaw Massacre on.  Though please note as well, that many and probably most of the events, are all for entertainment purposes - including the chainsaw.  But damn!  that was the best part.  Even today when I hear a chainsaw, my first reaction is fear.  Also, he inspired the movie Psycho as well.  Interested?  Let’s move on. He was born on August 28, 1906 in La Crosse, Wisconsin, and had an older brother, Henry.  His mother, Augusta Lehrke was an extremely religious woman (quite off the deep end ), and the father was a violent alcoholic.  The marriage was quite dysfunctional as one could imagine, but because Augusta did not believe divorce to be within the rights of her religion - the couple stayed married.  They later moved to a desolate

A redneck goes into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that can cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends a top of the line model, and the redneck, who is very impressed, buys it. He returns it to the store the next day, saying, "this chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took the whole damn day!" The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see

Last week I presented two tough, violent, bloody designs: the "No More Mr. Nice Bunny" T-shirt and the "Battle Royal Boy" T-shirt. But because all good things come in triads I though I should add in your collection some more raw blood such as the Chainsaw Bloodbath design! Chainsaw Bloodbath is one of Teeteaser's newest designs created by EMMY award winner Nassos Vakalis who happens to be very close friend of mine... Teeteaser is run through CafePress so there are not any surprises here...if you are familiar with CafePress you know what you're getting.Chainsaw Bloodbath Women's Dark T-Shirt $20.99