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George Carlin's views on aging: Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you

I found a brand new blog today called "What a Crock of Monkey Snot". It's a rant blog, written by a guy from the UK that goes by the name of "Crock".And while he doesn't have very many posts yet, he is off to a great start. From ranting about stupid blog comments, to stupid Vista updates, to the increasing amount of bandwidth it takes to load your ISP's homepage, he does it with an amusing style t

After going through some old George Carlin videos, I happened to come across his bit about baseball and (American) football. Not to put down baseball or football, but one would have to admit the truth behind this comparison is spot on. I’m still chuckling.

Happy Sunday!!! Today we are staying out of church in memory of George Carlin.  George helped us realize the huge waste of time, effort and money that churches represent, and to honor him we will stay out of church today. Give your money to some poor person on the street and tell them that its in memory [...]

A George Carlin performance was fused together by his desire to spew at, share with, abuse and nurture a room full of people with his strong beliefs and social commentary. Yet, always resulting with an audience thoroughly entertained with endless laughter.I was Luckly enought to get the last interview of Dane Cook and George Carlin before his death the other day!George Carlin will forever be remem

Comedian George Carlin, passed away June 22nd, 2008 of heart failure. He was taken to emergency after complaining about heart pains. He died a short time later at the hospital. Carlin had a history of heart attacks For Carlin, no subject was off limits. Sex, drugs, politics, actors, actresses, human race, religion, the weather, and even [...]

He was one of my comedic heroes, mainly because he never pulled any punches. He was even arrested for obscenity once, and I was only almost arrested for obscenity.WARNING TO POSSIBLE IGNORANT BSers... video clip contains DIRTY WORDS.

George Carlin . . . a comedy legend . . . left us yesterday. And . . . he loved to meet others.Talking about signing autographs, he said, “I always do it. No matter what. Look, it’s 30 seconds out of my life. And now those people had a good experience. And the next time my name comes up, for the rest of their lives, they’ll say ‘Yeah, I met Carlin once. He was nice.’ I’d much rather th

Unless you hadn't heard by now, George Carlin died Sunday. I'm not going to go into his life story or how he was such a landmark figure for comedy or any of that other stuff almost every blog or news site gives you. Sure, I really liked his stuff. I really liked him when I was an atheist, but I still like him now, although I don't like some of his act. Back then, I would say, "He's someone w

George Carlin past away this last weekend but I did not get say good bye. He was a man that always told you what he was thinking and made very funny. His views on life and things that was wrong with the world, will be missed. He was part of the old guard of comedy. He was the same as Richard Pryor. George Carlin could make any insult very funny. He changed the world....He made the world look at th

George Carlin was the beginning of counter-culture humor in the US. SNL (which he was the first host of), Kids in the Hall, The Simpsons, South Park, and Family Guy all owe him a debt of gratitude. As does our culture, his comedy made us uncomfortable, and in a society that is often far too comfortable with its norms, he made us question them. Unto his last he was questioning and criticizing, upon

My post last night was a bit of irreverent humor. But, that was nothing compared to the work of George Carlin, who died last night of heart failure. He was a favorite comedian of mine, his irreverent work didn't always make me agree with him, but it always made me laugh and think. 

I came across this gem over at therightwife. Watch it here or there it don't matter, just watch it. Like her, I have never subscribed to everything George Carlin has said, but as the British would say, this one's a "ripper".He hits the spot about all the environment nonsense out there ...Blessings to George, his family and fans!

George Carlin "passed away, expired, or met the big electron" yesterday at the age of 71. MSNBC described George as the "Anti-establishment icon who gained fame with his Seven Dirty Words routine." In addition, to mentioning the "legal legacy that led to a Supreme Court decision on broadcasting offensive language." MSNBC also noted that George was "The counterculture's hero;" a statement the co

My absolute favorite comedian, George Carlin, passed away yesterday at the age of 71. I just wanted to acknowledge his passing and say that he will be missed. George was a brilliant comedian with a passion for language that shined through in his act. For those that didn’t pay close attention to him, they may have [...]

Well, to be honest I don’t have a whole of specific things to say about George. I loved his comedy. George was a man that just wasn’t afraid to speak his mind, and most of the time what came out made pretty damned good sense — plus, it was funny. But because I’m a bit [...]

The Shock Comedian Was Vile, Profane, StupidDisrespectful, Immature, and Irreverent(I Even Thought He Was Funny Until I Grew Up... )George Carlin, who died of heart failure Sunday at 71, leaves behind not only memorable routines, but a legal legacy: His most celebrated monologue, a frantic, informed riff on those infamous seven words, led to a Supreme Court decision on broadcasting offensive langu

When I read that George Carlin had passed away this morning I was sad. Why? Because he was a unique comic and I grew up sneaking listens to him when I wasn't supposed to. Carlin, along with other comics like Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor and Andy Kaufman and shows like Saturday Night Live, Fridays and SCTV helped shape what is my very weird sense of humor and horrible propensity to swear like a

It’s always sad to lose a member of the entertainment industry, especially one whose satirical and colorful humor aims to open the eyes of his audience about what is considered to be taboo subjects. Related Entries: May 12th, 2007 - Happy Birthday George Carlin!Mr and Mrs Flintoff model for George at AsdaCool New Online Shop: Rockett St. George Tags: Tag, comedian, hbo, George Car

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It's the old American double standard, you know, say one thing, do something different. And, of course, the country is founded on the double standard. That's our history. We were founded on a very basic double standard. This country was founded ...

I have always been a big fan of George Carlin and was very saddened to hear about his untimely death last night. Here is one of my all time favorite bits of his were he compares Baseball and Football. Enjoy this classic!

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years unt

George Carlin, passed away last night at the age of 71. He was an iconic comedian, rebel rouser, and resident smart ass. I was too young to appreciate his seven words debacle, his stint as the first-ever SNL host, or his early stand-up. My introduction to George Carlin came in 1994 during the run of his short lived Fox sitcom, The George Carlin Show. It only had 12 episodes but it was raunchy an

George Carlin is dead. Long live George Carlin. Anything that defies my sense of reason.... Class antagonism of a new world order. [ Anything that defies my sense of reason.... Class antagonism of a New World Order. To confront ideas that radically alter our perception of the world is one of life's most unsettling yet liberating experiences. ]

One of my first comedic obsessions…who I still quote to this day…George Carlin, passed away today. Another sad loss. George Carlin mourned as a counterculture hero ¦ TuscaloosaNews.com

In honor of the death of comedian George Carlin yesterday, here is a bit of his comedy routine on the absurdity of airline travel and airplane announcements. Not safe for work… it is George Carlin after all. found on Budget Travel addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Ftripinator.com%2F2008%2F06%2F23%2Fgeorge-carlin-on-travel%2F'; addthis_title = 'George+Carlin+on+Travel'; addthis_pub [...]

George Carlin Dies 06/22/08 Carlin died of heart failure yesterday at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 pm. Carlin had a history of heart trouble. Carlin was probably the most prolific ...

Heart failure kills George CarlinGeorge Carlin earned fame with his bathroom humor, profanity and word play. But he'd had heart problems for years. Sunday, it killed him. Among his famous routines th...

The forecast for today and tonight is going to be... Dark, because George Carlin passed away yesterday from heart failure. No, sorry, he didn't pass away. We didn't lose him. He died. And he was only 71. That sucks, Man. Maybe you knew him for his notorious Seven Dirty Words. Or maybe as the Hippie Dippy Weatherman. I knew him as the man who was in some way, either directly or through

I'm not normally one of those bloggers that feels the need to do a tribute post every time someone famous dies... I didn't post any Tim Russert remixes a couple weeks ago, did I?... but today I'm making an exception...... because George Carlin was the smartest, and one of the funniest, motherfuckers to ever take the stage... and if you disagree with that, I will fight you. The way he tore apart t

I thought it was a joke at first when I saw it, but apparently it's true. George Carlin has passed away from a heart attack.Totally crap. This guy was a genius comedian. He will be sorely missed indeed.(Don't click the read more, there isn't any more after this!)

I remember when I was 12 or 13, I taped a George Carlin special on HBO during one of their free preview weekends. We didn’t have pay cable when I was a teenager. The stand-ups I mostly saw were the toothless variety on “A&E’s An Evening at the Improv.” But I still loved stand-up comedy [...]

I honor of the passing of George Carlin, I want to share his greatest gift to mankind. The 7 dirty words that not only got him arrested, but talk a generation of people how to properly swear at each other.Shit - The bird shit on the statue.Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.Fuck - Fuck you.Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.Motherfucker - You are a motherfuc

This is a very sad day at who wot me :( George Carlin who in my humble opinion was one of the greatest comedians of all time has died of heart failure aged 71 Please look him up on youtube and witness for yourself to outstanding comedy skill of this great man below is a article taken from karoo's website - Stand-up comedy legend George Carlin has died of heart failure at the age of 71 His publi

rau·cous 1. harsh; strident; grating: raucous voices; raucous laughter.2. rowdy; disorderly: a raucous party.George Carlin is dead.The hippy dippy weatherman's heart gave out on him.I am surprised they let him go so long. I am surprised they did not shut him up. Maybe they just thought he was a crazy old man, or maybe no one took him seriously enough.Who are "they?" George Carlin knew.In the en

A true national treasure passed on today. George Carlin was a hero to us here at JoeCartoon, not just because he actually said the words, “sauteed racoon’s assholes on a stick” but be had the incredible ability to hold a mirror up to us all, just to show us how damn stupid we are. [...]

I mentioned this last night on my other Blog, “Chuck’s Place”, But I think it is worth reporting here as well. Yesterday, a Comedy Legend left us. George Carlin Passed away from Heart Failure. Quote: Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs, dirty words and the demise of humanity, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday.

Eulogy by Uncle Dave: I saw George Carlin’s show here in Vegas a few years ago. He had clearly slowed down and a lot of his act seemed so down pat that it didn’t feel as intense as those TV concerts I had seen in decades past. But that only meant he had dropped [...]

Readers of AngryJed may notice that I have often referenced George Carlin when making a point. And there was a very good reason - I agreed with him nearly 100% of the time. From the environment (the planet is fine - the people are fucked) to his views on celebrity causes (Fuck Lance Armstrong, his one ball, and his stupid fucking yellow bracelets), George Carlin's act did more than make me laugh.

Comedian George Carlin died on Sunday of apparent heart failure. Carlin was best known for his comedy performances and albums, but here at THE BUMRUSH, we'll always remember Carlin as the wise time traveler Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.Rufus was awesome and he'll be missed.Rufus: Hi. Welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm tel

R.I.P. 06/22/2008 George Carlin, great entertainer, comedian, and actor, passed away from heart failure yesterday. he was admitted to the hospital complaining of chest pains and died several hours later. Carlin was most famous for his one comedy bit, “The seven words you can’t say on television.” Those words are, Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and [...]

George Carling lendary comedian whose staunch defense of free speech in his most famous routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died. Carling...

As I sip my coffee this morning I'm yawning. My day started at 4:45 with my husbands alarm clock going off to get ready for work. As I laid there in bed I then heard him leave at the same time I heard my oldest daughter getting up for weight lifting class. I dozed a little bit, secure in the fact that my coffeemaker was programmed to come on at 5:45 and I had all my bases covered. This

One of the World's Great Comedy Minds has diedRIP: George Carlin dead at 71George Carlin, comic in search of meaningBy the Boston Globe Staff | June 23, 2008George Carlin, a comedian famed equally for his bawdy routines about drugs and obscenities and for his ability to render absurd the most commonplace of items in modern life, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital yesterday, a s

One of the world's most beloved comedians, George Carlin, died yesterday - the result of heart failure after being taken to St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica complaining of chest pain.Carlin is best known for his "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" bit, which landed him in jail back in 1972 on charges of disturbing the peace. The charges against Carlin were dropped, but a later Supreme Co

Comedian/Actor George Carlin is dead at the age of 71. He died of heart failure in St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica, CA, on Sunday according to his publicist, Jeff Abraham. The man was a phenomenal and ground-breaking comedian whose routine, "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" pushed him to the forefront of counterculture comedy. May he rest in peace.

It's ironic...I was listening to George's "Free Floating Hostility" routine last night and today, this news comes up. George Carlin is an icon and will be missed. Anyone who can make me and my mother both laugh for different reasons can't be all bad.

 George Carlin passed away today at the age of 71 from heart failure according to The Insider. George Carlin is most famous for teaching us what seven words we can’t say on TV, so in his memory here they are. 1. Shit 2. Piss 3. Fuck 4. Cunt 5. Cocksucker 6. Motherfucker 7. Tits While he will be best remembered for that, I [...]

One of the greatest comedians of the last 50 years, George Carlin died Sunday due to heart failure. In the 70’s, Carlin was best known for his comedic bit called “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television.” Sure enough the FCC agreed that the words cited in Carlin’s routine were indecent, and [...]

BullshitThe Ten Commandments On June 22, 2008, American comedian George Carlin was admitted to St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica, California complaining of chest pain. He died later that day at 5:55 p.m. PDT of heart failure at the age of 71. He had a history of cardiovascular issues, including several heart attacks."Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof

RIP George Carlin, the Grammy-Award winning standup comedian and actor who was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like "Seven Words You Can Never Use on Television," died in Los Angeles on Sunday, according to his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He was 71. The cause of death was hea

Filed under: R.I.P. TMZ.com: Bust out those seven words, it’s time for a tribute. Legendary comedian George Carlin has died.The 71-year-old Carlin died around 6:00 PM PT this evening at an... Continue to www.MadHollywood.com

Comedian George Carlin dies at 71 | Reuters Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71. Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John’s Health Center in [...]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.His comedy would have me rolling, holding my sides and laughing until tears were streaming down my face. I didn't care for his politics, but the ability to make people laugh is rare and will be very much missed. George Carlin, dead at 71.

A hero of mine is dead George Carlin Has Died A sad loss … ET breaks the news that comedian George Carlin has died from heart failure. The man who made famous the “seven words you can never say on television” passed away at 5:55 p.m. Sunday at Saint John’s Hospital in Santa Monica, his longtime publicist said. [...]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71. Carlin was one of my favorite comics. This truly is a sad day. Popular: 1 days 18 hours 28 minutes ago source: (news.yahoo.com)

I am presenting here an e-mail I received with the views expressed on aging by George Carlin, a Grammy-Award winning American actor, comedian and an author. It has been said that these are those expressed by Carlin but anyway, I hope you enjoy reading these well-worded lines. Every statement is worth reading:Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?

A six minutes and 56 seconds YouTube video (has cussings) showing George Carlin's standup comedy on soft language (e.g., "stupid" vs. "learning disorder", "old people" vs. "senior citizens", "die" vs. "pass away" vs. "expire").read more | digg story

‘Bloody brilliant’ Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.” Whoever coined [...]

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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions."How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead."How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life…. you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you are Just a sour-dumpling. What's wr

We kick off the weekend match ups with the final (3) vs (6) battle as Rodney Dangerfield takes on George Carlin. I think that it should be noted that Rodney basically MADE some of the greatest stand up comedians ever, hell Seinfeld and Hicks are both in the Legends Bracket and they wouldn't exist if it had not been for the Rodney Dangerfield Young Comedians Special. Meanwhile Carlin is absolutely the personification of what this bracket is all about and there aren't many comedian who have managed to stay relevant, and touring for as long as he has. I predict this ought to be a great battle and I'm interested to see how it comes out.Rodney Dangerfield: I Tell Ya...George Carlin: Ten CommandmentsOpinion Polls & Market Research

Today, I received an inspirational message from my great friend, Vivi. I've copied and pasted it here... I really think you'll like it. Does any of this ring true for you? * * * Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have

What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate? A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, la

It was amazing! I just got back a few minutes ago. The show was down in Sacramento, a short drive from my home. I sat fairly close to the front, maybe 14-15 rows from the front (I was just happy to be on the ground floor; the place was packed, filling three floors). It isn’t everyday I get to see one of my heroes up close and in person. The show was great, as I expected. He’s getting a bit angrier as he grows older, but he’s just as sharp and funny. My throat still hurts from laughing.

Comedians may be the only spokespeople capable of penetrating the miasmal fog of delusion that so many of our fellow citizens wrap themselves up in when it comes to the true nature of 21st century America. Here, in less than 5 minutes, is the truth.

I have always loved the comedy of George Carlin. Check out this site with some of his best quotes. 14. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” 32. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? 37. Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. 84. You can’t argue with a good blowjob. 87. Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to f*ck.

"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man — living in the sky — who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has [...]

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not

By now you probably already know about the untimely death of the legendary comedian, George Carlin. I remember vividly watching his TV show as a teenager in 1994 and have followed his career through all these years. Sadly, the first HBO special I watched of his also happened to be ...

Los Angeles, California (CaymanMama.com) -- George Carlin became famous as an award-winning comedian who frequently used scatological, profane and absurdity to evoke the stark hypocrisy of everyday life. In an unfortunate news break on Sunday, it was reported that Carlin died at the age of 71 due to heart failure. Carlin ...

There is hardly a person around today who does not recognize the name of George Carlin. The man has been raising eyebrows, causing fists to clench and eliciting uproarious laughter since the early 1960s. His recent passing is mourned by many. So why am I writing about George Carlin on a ...