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      Create-a-Caption - McBroncos Edition
      Bill Belichick and Josh McDaniels (AP Photo) Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Previous Caption Winner - Boise Broncoguy: “Britney Spears’ new dancers practice their moves for her new song, “MISS me baby one more time!”” Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning! Go Broncos!

      Written by: BroncoTalk


      Caption Contest: It's a Wonderful Life
      Welcome to a special Christmas edition of the Mattress Police caption contest! That's me with what's-his-face from that movie.You know the rules. Submit your caption(s) in the comments. The best ones will be posted in a poll on Tuesday.In other news, Humor-Blogs and Blogerella are having some issues right now. The database keeps running out of space. My hosting dudes should be upgrading it soo

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      Caption This
      These are Chinese police training for the Beijing Olympics...

      Written by: The BL Rag


      JOE PATERNO CAPTION CONTEST!
      In honor of Joe Paterno's recent three-year contract extension, he's been chosen as the subject for this week's Caption Contest. The funniest caption for the above photo posted in the comments section will win a gold Champion hoodie (SRP $65), courtesy of Champion. It would certainly keep you warm on a cold Steeler playoff gameday next month, so give it your best.Last week's contest prize, sponsor

      Written by: Mondesi's House


      Caption! Mario Ancic
      What's Mario gonna do with all that junk inside his trunk.....Does this even need a caption?! It's just hilarious when a photo is taken at just the most unfortunate instance.

      Written by: Crazy World of Tennis


      Caption! Svetlana Kuznetsova
      Guess who was spotted at the MTV Russia Awards looking a hot mess....Vera: I feel pretty, oh so pretty.... Now that Maria's injured, it's my time to shine. Now the first task is to always be the prettiest girl in the photo.Sveta: Why did I let you do my make-up, Vera?!

      Written by: Crazy World of Tennis


      Caption! Jelena Jankovic....
      Jelena: If you train very hard, one day you girls can be just as good as me :)Little girl on the left: Mummy, who's this clown?! I wanted Ana Ivanovic :sulk:

      Written by: Crazy World of Tennis


      Caption Contest: The Day the Earth Stood Still
      That's me with Keanu Reeves, who plays Klaatu (does anyone else find it weird that Keanu and Klaatu both start with K and end with u?) in the upcoming movie The Day the Earth Stood Still. Submit your captions in the comments. The best ones will be posted in a poll on Tuesday.Have a swell weekend!Still down at #6 on Humor-Blogs.com, people. Help me out here.

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      Caption this Photo
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      Written by: Dvorak Uncensored


      Caption Needed
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      Written by: Wicked Gay Blog


      Caption Needed
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      Written by: Wicked Gay Blog


      Caption This!  **VOTE**
      It’s back.  Another Caption This!  Your creative captions are now up for a vote! View the full article at WSPA.com.

      Written by: TheRibbit.com


      So Weird That I Can’t Even Think of a Caption

      Written by: For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic


      Caption Time! The Honorable Mayer
      Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITORLast Week's WinnersIn a bold attempt to escape the set of The Ghost Whisperer, a lone photographer is confronted by Cerberus, the three-headed dog.-Vivada"Well, they say I'll get some street cred if I walk around with mah dawgs, but I'm awfully afraid of black people, so I'll walk around with my dogs."-ArianWhich one should I eat first? Chocolate or Vanilla?-SamToday

      Written by: PopSense


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      Written by: Imeem - Prema LaNay Official Imeem Site


      Picture Caption Contest
      Ok the story behind the pic below is that my cousin Dave sent me this on a my cell phone and laughed his ass off but it was too small to see exactly what it was.  My cousin Drives a truck for a living and witness’ the craziest shit from time to time.  Also he [...]

      Written by: My Problem's Life


      Check It Out...Something NEW: A Paranormal Caption Contest!
      I needed to do something different with my blog, so thought I would start a new Caption Contest. I see many others have a Contest every week and people seem to enjoy them, however in keeping in the trend of the paranormal blog, I thought I would use that type of pictures...some will be funny, some not! I have not figured out yet what your prize will be, maybe I will make something up for those tha

      Written by: Ramblings Of A Writer


      Caption contest
      Give this picture a caption. Whoever comes up with the best caption, gets it posted here on Apache. - (So what… Big deal. Who cares?!)

      Written by: Apache


      (Not a) Caption Contest
      Yeah, so, um... no caption contest today. My computer is in the shop, and I don't have Paint Shop Pro installed on this piece of crap. Sorry about that. I'll update the contest standings this week. And of course I'll be back here on Monday with a splendid new post.Have a swell weekend.Find more funny blogs at Humor-Blogs.com

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      Simpsons Caption the Moment Photo Contest
      To celebrate one of the most anticipated rides of the year, we paired up with Screamscape to host the “Simpsons Caption the Moment” Photo Contest. We challenged viewers to submit their best vacation photos of them and their family members at the Universal Orlando Resort. The photo that they submitted was required to have a cartoon bubble incorporated into their photo that quoted one of the bes

      Written by: Orlando Fun Tickets


      The "Caption This Total Prick!" Offensive
      **********WARNING - THE FOLLOWING CAPTION THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!!! *************Hey, I told you!;)Chelle B.Thank you for subscribing to my offenses! Don't miss all the other funny bloggers over at too!

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


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      Written by: Imeem - Prema LaNay Official Imeem Site


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      Written by: Imeem - Prema LaNay Official Imeem Site


      Caption Time! Lizzy McGuire!
      Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITORLast Week's WinnersTake that Obama-- the Pope's here now, you're not allowed to do any of your A-rab witch doctory around here!-LeahSee John, I brought this priest here to prove that I am in fact the second coming of Christ.-DianeWhat the hell happened God? Why are these guys gonna be in charge? What happened to the good old days with indulgences and shit?! I totally

      Written by: PopSense


      Caption This!

      Written by: Ultramaly.com The Cure for the Common Boredom


      Caption Contest: Fringe
      I tried to find a good picture from Max Payne, but all I could find was pictures of Marky Mark in his underwear that made me feel funny inside, so I went with this scene from the show Fringe. That's me with Agent Olivia Dunham and the brilliant but somewhat unhinged Dr. Walter Bishop.You know the rules. Submit your captions in the comments. The top ten will be selected via the latest pseudoscie

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      CAPTION THIS!
      hey guys! caption this!!!!! i'm soooooo sick right now, so make my day haha [image]

      Written by: Retarded's Notebook


      Caption Competition, Caption Competition…
      You know the score: come up with a witty caption to accompany this photo of Paris Hilton and Jordan having a good old chinwag in a nightclub last night and we'll love you forever. Sort of. Go on, you know you want to.

      Written by: Celebrity News, Videos, Gossip and Photos


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      Written by: Imeem - Prema LaNay Official Imeem Site


      Caption Needed
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      Written by: Wicked Gay Blog


      Caption competition

      Written by: paulcanning


      Create-a-Caption for Wed. Oct. 15
      Ex-Bronco Jason Elam nails the game-winner for Atlanta. (Getty Images) Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Friday’s winner - Mark: Shanahan does his best Donald Trump impersonation: “You’re fired.” Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

      Written by: BroncoTalk


      Create-a-Caption for Tue. Oct. 14
      Shanahan has a word with the ref. (AP Photo) Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Friday’s winner - BradenM: “Very well…Choose any cheerleader your heart desires. All we need is two questionable calls against the Broncos.” Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

      Written by: BroncoTalk


      Caption Contest: Quantum of Solace
      You know the rules. Submit your captions in the comments. The top ten will be posted in a poll on Tuesday so that Diebold can make a final decision.By the way, if you're wondering where all of your comments on previous posts are, don't worry, they're not gone. They're just hiding. I changed the way the commenting module matches up comments with the post, so that is uses the post permalink rath

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      The "Caption This Evil Jack-o-lantern!!" Offensive
      Whoo-hooooo, oh yeah, Halloween is coming! Why am I excited?! Um, because MY birthday is the day after Halloween!! Yep, on All Saint's Day. (Stop laughing - I too am a saint, dammit!!!!!!) OK, not really, but that gives you exactly 23 days to shop for my birthday and no offense, but you better get me something good. With fancy wrapping and stuff!! Otherwise you may find out just how Unsaintly I ca

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Caption Time! Brangelina
      Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITORLast Week's WinnersLook Ma! I forfeited my gold, but now I can get into parties!-AshThis is better than marrying Beyonce! Oh wait, no it isn't.-TimForget platinum, I'm goin for gold, bitches!-RandyToday's Caption ChallengeActual Caption: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with their 4 year old daughter, Pax, helping to create an environmentally-friendly housing project in

      Written by: PopSense


      What Would You Caption?
      A thief running away with a costume or just two men going for a run? You decide! Add to this week’s What Would You Caption and join the fun! posted in Spotlight by The Conscious Snob Leave A Comment©2008 The Conscious Snob. All Rights Reserved.

      Written by: The Conscious Snob


      Write Your Own Caption
        "I saw his nose. It growed this big!"Photo credit: CP

      Written by: liberal catnip


      Write Your Own Caption
        One of these tools is not like the others... 

      Written by: liberal catnip


      The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 50
      Welcome, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. How does the Caption Contest work?     * Think of a caption for the celebrity picture below     * Click "comments," fill out the quick online form That's it! Give it a shot with this picture of Caption Contest staple Brooke Hogan, who appears to be rather

      Written by: Hollywood Updates


      Caption Time! Hard Knock Life
      Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITORLast Week's Winners"I know Kung-Fu", said Marc Anthony and J-Lo as they stepped into the Matrix.-CurtainGuyJennifer Lopez showing off just how un-shallow she really is.-MelanieBut I don't want to be a pirate!-StevenToday's Caption ChallengeActual Caption: Jay-Z tries on a little gold – courtesy of U.S. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte – at the U.N.A. Global Leadership

      Written by: PopSense


      Caption Needed

      Written by: Wicked Gay Blog


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      Written by: monte carlo


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      Written by: Wicked Gay Blog


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      Written by: Wicked Gay Blog


      The "Caption This Hot Chick" Offensive
      This "Caption This Offensive" is inspired by and dedicated to my good friend (and muse for my next Offensive), Bee from Bee's Musings. Fair warning, the following picture is rather disturbing and not intended for a mature audience:???TOMORROW WE SHALL BEGIN TO DOMINATE THE WORLD AT:Thank you for subscribing to my offenses! Don't miss all the other funny bloggers over at too!

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      GruntDoc Caption Contest
      This is pretty self-explanatory. Leave your comments over there, and be creative!

      Written by: Doctor Anonymous


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      Written by: monte carlo


      CAPTION THIS!
      Can’t wait to see what you come up with in our Caption This! Contest. View the full article at WSPA.com. ShareThis

      Written by: TheRibbit.com


      Write Your Own Caption
      "Our entire economy is in danger. That's why I'm announcing tonite that I'm selling the White House on eBay™." 

      Written by: liberal catnip


      CAPTION THIS: In The Name Of Not Throwing Up Our Linguine Carbonara
      I think I speak for us all when I say the last thing anyone wants to see when they have a stomach full of gnocchi and lardo bruschetta is Bono planting a big sloppy kiss on superchef Mario Batali's giant orange face. Both the kid and the lady in the background are only seconds away from covering these two lovebirds with barely-digested cannoli. Though I will say, I bet Batali's lips taste delici

      Written by: Internet


      Caption Time! 9/20
      Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITORLast Week's WinnersPedophilia: it's only illegal if you get caught.-AnonymousMiley brought her latest boy toy to 5th grade show and tell.-DylanMissing: Last seen with Justin Gaston. If you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of Miley Cyrus' virginity, please contact Billy Ray immediately.-JalisaToday's Caption ChallengeActual Caption: Britney Spears enjoying some S

      Written by: PopSense


      Write Your Own Caption
      Talk to the hand!Photo credit: Reuters 

      Written by: liberal catnip


      Caption Competition… Caption Competition…
      [Images:]Mr. iSpy are light, durable and easy to use binoculars, which use the latest digital camera technology to take close up pictures of exactly what you see. Pretty snazzy eh? Well if you’d like to get your hands on a pair all you have to do is write a witty caption to accompany the photo of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes leaving the final dress rehearsal of All My Sons in New York last night.

      Written by: Celebrity News, Videos, Gossip and Photos


      The "Caption This!! And Hey, While Your'e Here, Follow Me and Subscribe to My RSS Feed!! Pleeeeeaaassseee????" Offensive
      ???Thank you for subscribing to my offenses! Don't miss all the other funny bloggers over at too!

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Caption Time! Just Bein' Miley
      Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITORLast Week's Winners"Letterman- So where did you exactly get that idea?Jessica- Well I figured if the chickens had gills then they really would be the king of the jungle."-Leanne"Everyone told me it was ironic that I was coming on your show after Tony needed stitches on his chin..."-Steven"David Letterman, after years of interviews, is amazed at his own ability to pay

      Written by: PopSense


      Caption This
      Any thoughts? a Caption This If you liked this post feel free to share it. Much appreciated. :-)

      Written by: Steven Humour


      Caption Contestical: Terminator: The Sarah Chrono Connicles
      I have no idea what is supposed to be going on in this scene, but I thought it would make a good caption contest photo. Besides, that's what you guys are for.That's me with Sirah Chronic of Terminator: The Saharah Comic Calicos. Er, Sorta Comic Follicles. The Colonic Conical Cubicles. Coptic Catacomb Cuticles.That's me with the main character of that Terminator show.Submit your captionicals in

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      Caption This!  *NEW* picture
      Tell me how you would caption the latest picture sent to me by one of our LIVE CHATTERS on the CW News at Ten…. View the full article at WSPA.com. ShareThis

      Written by: TheRibbit.com


      Create-A-Caption for Tue. Sep. 9
      JaMarcus Russell on the bench last night (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma) Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Yesterday’s winner - our own E. Halsey Miles “Dammit, and I turned down the cover of Madden, too.” Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

      Written by: BroncoTalk


      The "Caption This Backstabbing Judas" Offensive
      So while I try to figure out who the Judas, aka offending party, was that turned that jalepeno scented, sticky "incense" dealing, taco truck driving, 99.9% chance-that-he's-the-real-father of my bastard son over to the Idaho Fish and Game and Illegal Immigration Department, I present you with this commemorative "Caption This" to pass the time.It is of Jesus (not MY Jesus, mind you, but the other o

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Name This Caption (And Win*!)
      *I'm stuck on 'Untitled'. Best caption gets credit. As in a link, not loot. But y'all knew THAT.Okay, I'm thinking I should get you to write my blog posts more often. You're GOOD. Here were my faves:Karin with "Hiya, wood-looking." The Mom with "Junk on The Trunk." Patios with "Wanna Do a Tree Way?"Pinky with "Two things are certain in life: death and axes." Copyright ©2007-2008 What Works

      Written by: What Works For Us


      Caption Contest: Righteous Kill
      This movie looks pretty lame, but I figure you can't go too far wrong with a caption contest pic featuring Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro. And me, of course.You know the rules. Submit your captions in the comments. The best ones will be posted in a poll on Tuesday. Have fun, and have a super fandamtastic weekend. I think Monday is some sort of Communist holiday here in the States, so I'll probab

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      The "Caption This VERY Naughty Wordless Wednesday" Offensive
      ???*** A big THANK YOU to my feed fans for subscribing to my offenses!! ***

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Caption Competition…
      Yippee its giveaway time again!! If you want to own a snazzy pair of Mr iSpy binoculars all you have to do is write a hilariously witty caption to accompany the above picture of Madonna performing in Cardiff over the weekend - simple pimple!

      Written by: Celebrity News, Videos, Gossip and Photos


      The "Caption This Wordless Wednesday Squirrel" Offensive
      ?????*** A big THANK YOU to my feed fans for subscribing to my offenses!! ***

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Create-a-Caption for Monday Aug. 18
      By popular demand, create-a-captions are now their own post.  Enjoy! Today’s Create-A-Caption: Dallas DB Orlando Scandrick lays out Glenn Martinez. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images) Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments… (more...)

      Written by: BroncoTalk


      Olympics Caption Contest!
      I know that anything you read here has been taking away from your valuable Olympics-watching time, so here’s a caption contest in the spirit of the summer games! Caption this: I’m looking forward to what you guys think of this one.

      Written by: Say No to Crack


      Caption Contest: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
      Man, you guys think you have it tough. Try inserting yourself into a scene from Star Wars: The Clone Wars sometime.You know the rules. Submit your caption in the comments. I'll post the best ten in a poll on Tuesday. The winner will get to display the coveted In Your Face award. By the way, everybody who ordered a copy of my book or won it in a previous contest should have received it by now.

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      The "Caption This Shexy Wordless Wednesday!" Offensive
      ???Go see all of my funny friends over at:*** A big THANK YOU to my feed fans for subscribing to my offenses!! ***

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Caption Time #75
      more pictures of Bush Supporting our Olympians are here, article. via

      Written by: Outhouse Rag


      The "Caption This Wordless Wednesday" Offensive
      ???Hey! Your votes are reversing the effects of global warming over at humor-blogs.com - no pressure or anything! :)*** A big THANK YOU to my feed fans for subscribing to my offenses!! ***

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      The First Ever Assertagirl Caption Contest
      I posted this photo to Flickr the other day and Belinda commented, “Uhhh…Eskimo hookers?” Then I smacked myself in the head because I didn’t even think of that joke (get it? An Eskimo, or Inuit, as we Canadians prefer to call our neighbours up north, would have a frosty john…). I was [...]

      Written by: Assertagirl


      Caption This!
      Photo courtesy of ProjectRunway.com

      Written by: Blogging Project Runway


      Caption Competition
      If you can't bother your arse to come up with a witty and amusing caption for this photograph you may wish to take a punt at:-1. Which of the two participants is intimately associated with the S&BCC blog?2. Which of us is it?

      Written by: Streatham & Brixton Chess Club


      The "Caption This (Not Quite) Wordless (Not Quite) Wednesday Post!!" Offensive
      Ok, I know Wordless Wednesday is SUPPOSED to be, well, wordless and posted on Wednesday and all but I am feeling rebellious. Plus, this week's "Caption This Wordless Wednesday" post needed a little background since it involves ME.That's right, ME! Yep, you get to caption what you think I said in response to this offensive little exchange between me and (that mean bastard I like to lovingly refer

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Caption Contest: Project Runway
      As a paragon of manliness, I cannot admit to ever willingly having watched Project Runway. Even the presence of megababe Heidi Klum cannot balance out the unprecedented gayosity of that show. Still, here I am with a couple of the early contestants, expressing something about something.You know the rules. Submit your caption in the comments. I'll post the ten best ones in a poll on Tuesday. Th

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      The "Wordless Wednesday/Caption This" Offensive
      ?????*shudders**** A big THANK YOU to my feed fans for subscribing to my offenses!! ***

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Programmatically Change the Caption of Windows Form using C#
      Set Dialog / Form start-up position through C# code for Windows form private void InitializeComponent() { this.components = new System.ComponentModel.Container(); this.AutoScaleMode = System.Windows.Forms.AutoScaleMode.Font; this.Text = "New Form"; this.StartPosition = System.Windows.Forms.FormStartPosition.CenterScreen;

      Written by: Dot Net Tips & Tricks


      Caption This (Mmmmm… Kool Aid)
      For once, I am actually speechless on this one.

      Written by: The Daily Dub


      Caption These
      Need something to do this weekend? How about amusing me with your quirky and funny captions? I've been a little stressed with worrying about stuff I know better than to worry about. So come on. Pick #1 or #2 or both. Titles, captions, whatever. Make me laugh. No pressure. #1 #2 And tomorrow Charlie and I will be celebrating 12 of the craziest years of my life. Unless you count that one

      Written by: the gremlin wrangler


      Caption Contest: Hellboy
      Check out this picture I found of me hanging out with Hellboy and his buddy Abe Sapien. Why, it practically screams for a caption contest.You know the rules. Submit your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our faves, which will be posted in a poll next Tuesday. The ultimate winner gets a copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary, if I can dig up another copy somewhere.Have fun.

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      Caption Competition - And the Winner is…
      Big thanks to everyone who gave this Caption Competition go. The one I liked the best was from Chris. Well Done and here it is…

      Written by: roodiedoodie


      The "Caption This/Wordless Wednesday!" Offensive
      ?????Vote for me over at humor-blogs.com !!*** A big THANK YOU to my feed fans for subscribing to my offenses!! ***

      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Two Time Caption Contest Winner
      The staff and patrons of McCafferty's Pub are proud to announce that once again we are the recipients of a first place award in a prestigious humor competition. The boys in blue over at Mattress Police recently awarded McCafferty's Pub the highly coveted "In Your Face" award for our first place finish in the competitive Mattress Police Caption Contest. We are especially proud recipients of this

      Written by: McCafferty's Pub


      The "Wordless Wednesday/Caption This!" Offensive
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      Written by: The Offended Blogger


      Caption Contest: Sex and the City
      You know the rules. Submit your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our ten favorites and post them in a poll on Tuesday. The winner gets a copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police. I've also started listing the current contest standings over on the right (below the Recent Inspectors). My record keeping leaves something to be desired

      Written by: Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary


      Caption Time #73: Freaks have to eat too

      Written by: Outhouse Rag


      Caption Ty Pennington
      Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online More photos of Ty Pennington at the airport are after the jump.

      Written by: Celebratty


      Caption This Little Piece of Gorillasushi
      My digital friend and fellow-blogger, Jason over at GorillaSushi.com hosted a Carnival of Captions on 5-29-08. Unfortunately, I was churning butter that day, so I missed out. But as I always say it's better to be fashionably late than never show up.Claire at A Little Piece of Me participated and had a photo that just I couldn't resist captioning."Clearing a llama's nasal passages requires ALOT of

      Written by: Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor


      Caption This

      Written by: Alabama Improper


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