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Nicole Scherzinger was ’seen’ arriving at Villa nightclub in West Hollywood the other night. Well at least her ‘undies’ matched…right? Yall know what to do…Caption This…

the lady in black for those who don't know, is Verdine from Earth, Wind and Fire :o -- If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be... Visit for more....

The winner will receive, well, I dunno, prolly several dozen LOLz from amused readers of this blog. Here's the photo:I would certainly accept Biblical chapter and verse references as captions, but Matthew 4:18-20 and John 21:4-6 are already taken. However, feel free to (mis)quote from those passages, or any others, at will.Ready...steady...go! :-DHT: My day job pal Ed, who supplied the Buddy Christ, the little plastic fish, the gorgeous beach photo from his native Cape Cod, the camera that took this shot - heck, everything but the blog. I am merely a conduit for Ed's genius.

by Teresa Jusino What better way to get in good with artists than to plaster their work all over the place? For that matter, what better way to get in good with Pink Raygun's readers than to offer them a bag full of FREE, USELESS, COMIC-RELATED CRAP?!

CONGRATULATIONS!! to Pat over at Annoyingly boring - you’re the winner of this week’s CC&r “Caption This” award. Come on down! Pick up your award. “Ladies and Gentlemen - The Rolling Stones” Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come up with a caption. Each [...]

SuperSommige omslagen van superheldenboekies doen op zijn minst je wenkbrouwen fronzen. Dit is er zo eentje. En er zijn er nog veel meer op deze site. Heb jij een leuke ondertitel? Plaats hem! Personal favorite: “Bite the pillow son! I'm goin' in dry!”

You have to feel a little bad for Ang Lee. He's a respected director who did his best to make a decent superhero movie. Sadly, no one told him that when you're making a movie called The Hulk, you shouldn't make the audience wait 40 minutes before they see the Hulk. Mrs. Diesel and I made the mistake of seeing The Hulk at a matinee; by the time the Hulk started doing interesting stuff like bounding through the desert and biting the heads off missiles and spitting them at helicopters, the theater had been overrun by middle-schoolers who were bored out of their minds after the seventeenth lingering shot of moss on a rock.So now they're pulling a Batman Begins and making another Hulk movie, pretending that the last one never happened. How do you think that makes Ang Lee feel? (And don't s

Digging through my hard disk the other day I found a cartoon I drew months ago but never did anything with.  At the time I wanted to draw a punk snowman with a carrot mohawk but never came up with a punchline. I thought it might be fun to throw this open and let someone else [...]

Before you tell me, I’m already aware the photoshop nature of the photo. But I think it is quite appropriate for a caption contest. I know it hasn’t been that long since our last one, but finals have got me down and it always cheers me up to see the hilarious stuff you [...]

CONGRATULATIONS!! to James over at DaddyShack - you’re the winner of this week’s CC&r “Caption This” award. Come on down! Pick up your award. “Meeeeeowwwwch!!! That’s the last time that dirty vet sticks his finger in there!” (19 votes) Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts [...]

While campaigning in Pennsylvania, Obama took time to introduce his new vice-presidential candidate. She was quoted as saying, "I don't care who you are, change my diaper, dammit!" Her hobbies include teething and crawling. If elected, she'll be the youngest VP and the only one that needs potty-training.

Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come up with a caption. Each week, our readers will vote on the best captions submitted to go along with each Wordless Wednesday picture during the week (1 for each day’s picture). The one with the most votes [...]

I'm not sure about this one. Caption contest? I really just want to know what's in that pitcher. Must be damn good.... From popcard.fr, found at frogsmoke.com Wild drinking on Whidbey Island.

Ok, I think I've gotten a handle on my recent technical difficulties. Apparently the Humor-Blogs.com site and this one were both hacked. The hacker put a bit of code in a hidden frame on the site that would make a call to another website, prompting you to download some sort of executable file, which was probably a virus.I have removed the malicious code on both sites and alerted my hosting company who, 5+ hours after my initial email this morning, still have not responded. Good show, guys!I will be posting a more detailed message on Humor-Blogs.com later today.So, with that out of the way, we can get on to the caption contest for this week. Since I've already done Iron Man and Batman Begins, I was a little short on material this week. Once again, I had to go back to one of the classic

Last week, I posted a caption contest and promised to announce the winners today at high noon (CST). If you missed it, you may read about it by clicking here. The entries that were posted to caption this photo are as follows: Daddypapersurfer, on April 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pm Said: “Sorry Olga - friction too much for [...]

CONGRATULATIONS!! to Ed over at Zoe’s Dad - you’re the winner of this week’s CC&r “Caption This” award. Come on down! Pick up your award. “Um…Sorry, we’re all out of chocolate!” (13 votes) Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come up with a [...]

"HOLD MY DRINK, BITCH"some things are just fated, ya know it? oh, yeah... I wokeup too late this morning to post, but, later in the day, I ranacross this image, with that caption. that's right, it's old boyhimself, Pope-Hitler-Youth-the-First, and he's up to his oldNazi shenanigans again. funny shit, that. truth is, I spit outmy drink when I saw it. I only wished I'd thought of it first...

Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come up with a caption. Each week, our readers will vote on the best captions submitted to go along with each Wordless Wednesday picture during the week (1 for each day’s picture). The one with the most votes [...]

Kyolo.com - Bubble Caption PhotosWhat it doesIf you are looking for a way of making your photos more entertaining or feel that certain photos can't stand alone without a caption, Kyolo can help you spice them up. Using Kyolo is simple, just go to kyolo.com, upload a picture and then add the text that you'd like displayed. Your photos can be viewed by your friends on kyolo.com and you can also insert them into blogs, webpages, and forums. If you are interested in seeing what others have uploaded, just go to Kyolo.com and browse through the catalogue which has some rather comical entries. So if you are looking for the easiest way to put bubbles on your pictures and don't require any other bells and whistles, Kyolo is worth a look.In their own words"Kyolo is the easiest way to create

CONGRATULATIONS!! to Judith over at The Only Thing I Know - you’re the winner of this week’s CC&r “Caption This” award. Come on down! Pick up your award, and gift card. “I iz pozing like them stupid catz in hopez of a cheeseburger. Feed me.” (11 votes) Caption This. What is it? [...]

Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come up with a caption. Each week, our readers will vote on the best captions submitted to go along with each Wordless Wednesday picture during the week (1 for each day’s picture). The one with the most votes [...]

~Snooper~The picture below is a photoshop job and can be located here at Melanie Morgan's web site. To enter a caption, please visit her site and you will find the details and instructions. Have fun.You may leave comments here for this post if you wish but they may or may not be forwarded. It will be best to visit Melanie's place.Thanks.

Finding little inspiration in the current crop of movies and TV shows, I have once again gone back to the classics for the caption contest.You know the rules. Submit your captions in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites, and I'll post the top ten in a poll on Tuesday. Since I still have a few copies of my book lying around, I will give a free copy of Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police to the winner.Have fun!Listed on humor-blogs.com.

CONGRATULATIONS!! to Bobbie over at The Right Blue - you’re the winner of this week’s CC&r “Caption This” award. Come on down! Pick up your award. “I see your Bud Lite, and I’ll raise you a Coors.” (9 votes) Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts [...]

Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come up with a caption. Each week, our readers will vote on the best captions submitted to go along with each Wordless Wednesday picture during the week (1 for each day’s picture). The one with the most votes [...]

While walking through a shopping mall in Duluth, MN, John McCain was overheard as saying, "Don't think this means anything, Romney. I need the votes, but I have a bid on Chuck Norris since he's not doing anything for Huckabee anymore." Sources state that Romney responded, "Bite me, shorty...I'm just here to pick up some socks and underwear."

CONGRATULATIONS!! to Quirkee James over at Daddyshack - you're the winner of this week's CC&r "Caption This" award. Come on down! Pick up your award. :) "Friday - 3/21: Blech!! Grandma! Put your clothes back on!!!" (11 votes) Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come [...]

I don't know 'bout you all, but I'm looking for the rest of the Brady Bunch here..."Here's the story, of some White House hopefuls...who all think they're better than the rest; two of them are wearing ties, and snappy loafers, but only one has breasts..."

I’m about to stan for Omarion and Bow Wow because I don’t believe they get the respect they deserve. The media is always catching them in compromising azz positions like the one above at the Power106 fm concert. I’m just sayin’, did they really have to catch Bow Wow with lust filled eyes staring at [...]

DBKP CaptionFest #1 Click on photo to enlarge. Your caption goes here Help us out! Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama campaigned across America this past week and both landed in Charleston, WV one day apart. Rampagin’ Rodney Parsons caught both of them in action in WV’s capital city: Clinton on the 19th, Obama, the next day. RP got [...]

DBKP CaptionFest #1Click on photo to enlarge.Your caption goes hereHillary Clinton and Barack Obama campaigned across America this past week and both landed in Charleston, WV one day apart. Rampagin' Rodney Parsons caught both of them in action in WV's capital city: Clinton on the 19th, Obama, the next day. RP got some great "candid" shots, starting with the one above.Ginn says, "This pic is begging--begging, I tell you!--for a caption!!!"Caption the above photo by leaving your suggestion in the comments after the CaptionFest story at DBKP.com. Deadline is Tuesday at midnight. Decision of the judges is final and we'll print the winning caption on Wednesday. We'll watermark the winning caption and author on the pic as a prize.So put on your smart-ass thinking cap.Good luck!by Mondorebimage:

Here's a nifty gallery with 110 years of Easter greeting cards. It's time for another caption contest, using the card from 1968. What's the chicken in the background saying? Found at Ursi's Blog. Easter on Whidbey Island.

Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come up with a caption. Each week, our readers will vote on the best captions submitted to go along with each Wordless Wednesday picture during the week (1 for each day’s picture). The one with the most votes [...]

I finally settled on The Other Boleyn Girl for this week's caption contest. Sorry for taking so long; my car continues to make my life interesting.I haven't seen the movie, but I thought this made a pretty good picture.A little twist this week, to keep things interesting: I'm going to give the winner a copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police. If the person who wins already has a copy, I'll come up with something else. Maybe a plastic bag of dryer lint.Submit your captions in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites and I'll post the top ten in a poll on Tuesday. Have fun, and good luck!Listed on humor-blogs.com.

Filed under: Handhelds Sure, it might not be as filling as the Skoda cakemobile, or as family oriented as Martha Stewart’s Wii cake, but do those contain the thrilling tale of The Light Beam Rider? Yeah, we thought not. Paul: “Unfortunately the screen refresh times of ‘30-35 minutes at 350 degrees’ is just plain unacceptable.”Chris: “Moments later, [...]

Filed under: Handhelds Sure, it might not be as filling as the Skoda cakemobile, or as family oriented as Martha Stewart’s Wii cake, but do those contain the thrilling tale of The Light Beam Rider? Yeah, we thought not. Paul: “Unfortunately the screen refresh times of ‘30-35 minutes at 350 degrees’ is just plain unacceptable.”Chris: “Moments later, [...]

Filed under: Handhelds Sure, it might not be as filling as the Skoda cakemobile, or as family oriented as Martha Stewart’s Wii cake, but do those contain the thrilling tale of The Light Beam Rider? Yeah, we thought not. Paul: “Unfortunately the screen refresh times of ‘30-35 minutes at 350 degrees’ is just plain unacceptable.”Chris: “Moments later, [...]

In a truly historic turn of events, Brad won the contest two times in a row, for a total of three wins! I even had to make a special banner for him:In second place was newcomer Jenny, Bloggess, with:The vasectomy was difficult but a success. There would be no more toaster-related paternity suits in Iron Man's future.And Barry took third with:"Hey c'mon Diesel! You said it was just going to be a bit of spanking and back to the script! Hey! Can you hear me? Look I'm using the safety word! Spaghetti!! Spaghetti!!"I also have to give a special nod to three contestants for Most Obscure Mattress Police Reference. If you get all three of these references, you definitely need to get out more:carolinebender:"Frankly, building lawn mowers sounds like a pain in the ass, so how about if I spend an e

Stealing a line from Bush, Harper was overheard saying, "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." Related: Almost a third of Canadians think Harper is lying over Cadman affair: poll 

In case you're new around here, that's me fiddling around with Iron Man's torso. Submit your captions in the comments. I'll post the best ones in a poll on Tuesday.Have fun and have a super weekend.Listed on humor-blogs.com.

Yes, it's that time of year again, I guess. I can't stand the Academy Awards. What a load of pretentious crap. But hey, that's no reason for me not to capitalize on the popularity of the Oscars for my own purposes.In case you're new here, that's me rubbing shoulders with Frank Coppola, Marty Scorsese and a couple other blokes. Submit your captions in the comments. I'll post the top 10 on Tuesday. And I'll be back on Monday with a brand new post -- not to mention the second brilliant issue of the Clay Pigeon. Have a pleasant weekend.Listed on humor-blogs.com.

Brad won handily this week, with a caption that was about neither farting nor something being in someone's pocket. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you.Brad, you may proudly display the coveted In Your Face award:VE came in second with:Spielberg: "I don't know who he is either. I thought he was one of those Coen Brothers..."And in third was y not i, whose contribution was:A near perfect hand: Four kings and a joker.Congratulations to the winners. Be sure to come back Monday, when we'll have a special visit from Clay Pigeon publisher and jet-setting bigwig Rusty Gibbons.Thanks to everybody who's been clicking on the Humor-Blogs.com links. I'm back in second place! And really, who deserves it more than me? Keep clicking!One more thing: I'm planning another edition of What's the D

This week's winning caption came from Theresa. Theresa, you may proudly display the image with the winning caption and/or the coveted In Your Face award:Theresa narrowly beat out renalfailure, who offered up:The years were not kind to Short Round. Not only was his hairline receding, he completely ceased being Asian as well.And in third was LOBO, with:... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet ... ?Thanks for playing, everybody. Have a great weekend, and be sure to come back Monday for an earth-shattering announcement. Literally, the earth will shatter.Humor-blogs.com will never cease being Asian.

This week's winning caption came from y not i. Y not i, if you had a blog, you could display the coveted In Your Face award:In second place was Bex Mitchell, with:Rambo - "...and I will love him, and hug him, andcall him George..." (Diesel sighs with contentment.)And in third, AnnieB with:J*sus! This is like trying to open a f**king jar of pickles!Congratulations, folks. There were some really good entries this week. Personally, I had to go with Stushie's "Hey, look Apollo! I caught the chicken!" I mean, come on, that's funny.Thanks for playing and/or voting, everybody. And thanks for your kind comments on my Monkeyhands post. You have no idea how glad I am to be out of that place. As one commenter noted, Monkeyhands was never going to change, so there was no point in giving him th

In happier days not so long ago these two might have been pals.Not anymore Dave Hannam and Sadie Graham are now arch enemies on two warring factions of the BNP.Take a break from all the hostilities(It is Christmas) and have a laugh with these two idiots.Best caption wins 500 leaflets printed by Mark Collett

How excited am I about The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins, coming to a theater near me this July? Well, considering that Batman Begins is the Greatest Movie of All Time, pretty excited. For about three hours after seeing Batman Begins, the only words I was capable of speaking were, "That was AWESOME." More importantly, it made me completely forget about Tim Burton's Beetleman, and nearly erased my memory of George Clooney's bionic nipples.So I'm jumping the gun a bit with this one, but hey, did you really want to see me insert myself into the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie? Nobody even wants to see Jason Lee in that movie.You know the rules. Submit your caption(s) in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites and I'll post them in a poll on Tuesday. Have fun!Oh, and in case you somehow missed my shameless hawking in every post over the past two weeks, today is the LAST DAY to get my book, Antisocial Commentary, for $9.95 with free shipping. Tomorrow it

Change the Caption on the Title Bar for OutLook Express or the Internet Explorer:For Outlook Express: 1. Open RegEdit2. Go toHKEY_CURRENT_USERSoftwareMicrosoftOutLook ExpressFor IE5 and up use:HKEY_CURRENT_USERIDENTITIES {9DDDACCO-38F2-11D6-93CA-812B1F3493B} SOFTWARE MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EXPRESS5.03. Add a string value "WindowTitle" (no space)4. Modify the value to what ever you like.For no splash screen, add a dword value "NoSplash" set to 1The Key {9DDDACCO-38F2-11D6-93CA-812B1F3493B} can be any key you find here. Each user has his own Key number.The Key 5.0 is whatever version of IE you haveFor Internet Explorer:1. Open RegEdit2. Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESoftwareMicrosoftInternet ExplorerMain3. Add a string value "Window Title" (use a space)4. Modify the value to what ever you like.

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This week's winning caption came from the beautiful and witty Kadi Prescott, whose blog, Seven Seeds, you should visit right now. I have a feeling that Kadi is going to be very popular in the near future, so you should make a point to get over there and become her friend while she will still have you.Kadi, you may display the prestigious In Your Face award:I have to admit that I was silently rooting for Jay's entry, because it ties in so well with the newfound purpose of this blog:"We're very disappointed with your refusal to play Huey Lewis on this station."And finally, the woman who may soon be known as Third Place Theresa (the 'h' is silent), with another clever pop culture reference:The Cat in the Hat was really sorry he'd let Thing One and Thing Two out of the box. I also have to give a special shout-out to Crazy Aunt Bea, whose caption, though doomed to go down to defeat, holds a special place in my heart. You'll have to ask her what a "diesel fitter" is exactly, but

Welcome to my blog new section it called tutorial, some people might prefer his desktop look clean without word, the example is me.. i rather my desktop just show the icon and without word.. but rename icon must have at least just ‘.’ today i will teach you how to create icon without word below it. First choose one icon that you want to rename, i choose Firefox icon. Then, right-click the icon and choose rename after that remove the original text, then this is the main part, rename the icon by pressing Alt(hold) and then press 255 using you NumLK if you use your number pad that above the alphabets that does not work.  After you have done enter it just left click mouse anywhere and… here you go…  icon with no word.  You can rename it again by just rename it as usual. it does not work with Recycle Bin maybe there is other way.. i will try to discover it soon.

So I decided to go with a Pulp Fiction theme this week. At first I thought I'd use a pic of Samuel L. Jackson interrogating that kid, but I didn't have a picture of myself that really worked with it. I did, however, have a nice profile of Climber that worked fairly well. Look at how cute he is.Stop yelling at Climber, you chia-pet gangster!Anyway, I didn't want to subject Climber to your captions, so I did another one with me. You know the drill. Submit your captions in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites and I'll post a poll on Tuesday.And remember, you're captioning the second picture with the ugly guy, not the first one with the adorable blond kid.Oh, and in case you missed my pathetic and semi-delirious book-hawking yesterday, here's a recap: Until December 14 you can order my book, Antisocial Commentary, for $9.95 with free shipping. I'll even sign it if you want. After that, the price goes back up to $11.95 + $3 shipping. Go here to order it.

This week's winning caption came from Brad, who decisively spanked all competition. Brad, you may proudly display the In Your Face award.Sparrow came in 2nd, with:Nick recoiled as he caught a faint whiff of ape coming from Diesel's direction.And once again, Theresa placed with her entry:Diesel: You just gave her the pencil? Wrong move, man, wrong move.I think this is the first time that two of the three top-rated captions were callbacks to previous posts. Nicely done, folks. Way to confuse the new readers.Have a great weekend, and stay out of the malls. I'll see you back here on Monday.Until then, remember to always ask yourself WWHD?Humor-blogs.com just gave her the pencil.

Lately I feel like I should have the phrase "Sorry, I've been really busy" automatically prepended to the body of all my emails. I forgot how time-consuming this whole employment thing is. How the heck do you people get anything important done when you're working all day?Anyway, sorry about not replying to comments and not making my blog visiting rounds. I'm hoping things will normalize a bit in the next week or so.In any case, at least I haven't been too busy to do the really important things, like photoshop myself into a scene with Nicholas Cage in National Treasure. You know the drill. Submit your captions in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites and I'll post a poll with the top ten on Tuesday.Have fun!Listed on humor-blogs.com.

Since every picture tells a story, I’m curious about what the story is behind this. Seen at 8th and Oakey since Thursday and still there this morning. We’re giving away a $10. Gift Certificate to Rejavenate for the best story or caption for this “vacuum cleaner” on the roof scenario. send an email, or post your best story in the comments.   Hat tip to Pam for bringing it to my attention. I’ve offered to loan them a ladder, but I was turned down.   Share This

This week's winner was McCafferty Himself, with a caption that may or may not have been an intentional reference to the motto of the Jupiter Tourism Bureau, as displayed here by best-selling author* and caption contest loser Joel Bezaire:If you want to be as big a loser as Joel, get your t-shirt here!Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, caption contest. Congrats, Mr. Himself! You may display the coveted In Your Face Award.Brad came in second with:"You had me at hello...then you flung feces.."And one-woman commenting machine Theresa brought up the rear with a clever riff on The Princess Bride:Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one was not one of them.Thanks for playing and/or voting. Hopefully next week's picture won't be nearly as disturbing. And I promise not to post any more pics of ear-rats -- although in my defense I didn't make that picture. They really did grow a human ear on a mouse. (I thoug

Have you ever had the experience where you can see yourself doing something, and you know you're going to regret it later, but you just can't make yourself stop? Like maybe when you're inserting yourself into the scene in Planet of the Apes where Charleton Heston is kissing Zira the chimp-woman and then posting it to the interwebs for the whole world to see?Sigh. I'm just glad I have my eyes closed. Here goes nothing....You know the drill. Post your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our faves and I'll post them on Tuesday. Have fun. And have a swell weekend!Listed on humor-blogs.com.

After an extension / delay we have winner in the caption contest. Congratulations to T-Rex for the winning caption and to our own Baba Ganoush and Hank Yerzimbeck for honorable mentions. Robert Talbot neck tie: $115 Designer Italian suit: $1000 Monthly Country Club Membership: $1900 Becoming Vice President of Sales because you just installed a picture of gay porn in the “current” Vice President of Sales PowerPoint presentation to the firm’s biggest client: Priceless Honorable Mentions Hank - Dear Mr. Smith, we regret to inform you that you are NOT the father. Baba - “… then we high-five like this and that’s what you call the Eiffel Tower!” Share This

Well folks, he did it again. Mr. Pink T-shirt, proprietor of Crummy Church Signs and author of the runaway bestseller Crummy Church Signs Volume 1, won the caption contest. And with the shortest caption ever, I might add.Joel, you get to display the coveted In Your Face award. Again.By the way, has anyone else noticed how much my face looks like those funny novelty glasses people wear?It's just me, right? Ok, good.Second place goes to crotch-obsessed Jocelyn with a typically bizarre, Jocelyn-esque entry:That evening's game of "Guess Who's Sucking on Sammy's Glass Eye?" ended abruptly when Diesel-- daydreaming about the olive in his "martooni"--absentmindedly swallowed.And coming in third is perennial bridesmaid and one-woman caption machine Theresa:Diesel: Oh my god, I'm back in the early 60's! What if I run into my parents and I'm never born?So it's a sweep by my Adjutant Inspectors this week. Very nice.Congratulations to the winners, and thanks to everybody for playing

Ok folks, now that you've all bought Joel's book, here are the top ten captions. Vote for your favorite below. I'll post the results on Friday. And since I did a shout-out yesterday, I guess I'll have to do an actual post tomorrow. Sigh.Joel B.: Ol' Four Eyes. al: Diesel was ejected from the rat pack after suggesting that, instead of "groovy cats," they should refer to themselves as "valleculated felines."Theresa: Diesel: Oh my god, I'm back in the early 60's! What if I run into my parents and I'm never born? Brad: Who's the guy next to me with the terrible lighting? Jocelyn: That evening's game of "Guess Who's Sucking on Sammy's Glass Eye?" ended abruptly when Diesel-- daydreaming about the olive in his "martooni"--absentmindedly swallowed. Mark Jabo: The Pack agreed that, despite strides made by Sammy, it would be another 50 years before the entertainment world was ready to hear Diesel rap. I Dive At Night: Dean: Joey looks bad. I bet he's dead before a

After a short break the photo caption contest is back. As usual the standard $25 iTunes gift card is on the line. The deadline is Friday morning that way you can buy some new tunes in time for your kick ass party on Saturday night. I don’t know what is on the screen of that laptop but those two dudes sure look excited about it. Alright, let’s go get some men! Share This

Our friend Athol Kay in Connecticut also does “Bad MLS Photo Of The Day” posts. I tend to pull all of my own from our own MLS, but Athol has Real Estate Bloggers from around the country sending them to him. I thought I’d share one of his beauties with you today. He’s published several of mine, so I thought I’d return the favor. The only thing worse than a bad picture is NO PICTURE AT ALL! Share This

If you're like me, you remember exactly where you were when Joey Bishop died. Otherwise you have a really bad memory, because, dude, it happened like five minutes ago. Maybe you should have that looked at.Actually, I'm writing this at 7:55pm Thursday night, but I'm reading a story on The New York Times website about his death that is inexplicably dated 10/19. So I says to my wife, I says, "Hey, did you hear that Joey Bishop is going to die tomorrow?"And she's like, "No way! Who's Joey Bishop?""You know, the last surviving member of the Rat Pack. Should we try to warn him?""Let me check the handbook."So she hauls out the Handbook for Celebrity-Related Space-Time Continuum Manipulation."How old is he?""89.""Hmmmm. Doesn't look good. Was he ever in a movie with Judy Garland?""I doubt it.""Nope. Can't warn him.""Screw the Handbook!" I said, grabbing the phone book. "Why would the Lords of Time and Space have given us this chance if they didn't want us to save him?" I look

Images in this article utilize the newest, third version of a pure-CSS image zooming technique I’ve named “Photo-caption Zoom” ( or PZ3 ).�� When you move your mouse over an image, it will ‘zoom’ to reveal a larger image with a caption.�� There are a variety of pure-CSS image zooming methods, but this was the first to combine an image with a caption.�� It saves page real estate, it looks nice and this third version is more robust and easier to use than ever. (more…) Share This

I love the caption to this picture. It speaks for itself and many other’s opinions. How can one claim that the entire contents of such a book, with so many authors, “cherry-picked” translations, and interpretations, to be “the truth”? Since when is delusion “truth”? Related PostsNo related posts

This week Crazy Aunt Bea pulled off an amazing upset with her disturbing-yet-hilarious caption. Crazy Aunt Bea, you get the coveted In Your Face Award.In second place was newcomer Kev, with this caption:Diesel: "Don't worry, I have one of those Tide to Go stain removers in my pocket."And rounding out the top three was the Frogster, with:Claire: Yes, your superstirring power is most impressive. Now can you use your superscrubbing power to get the spaghetti sauce off my ceiling?Congrats and thanks for playing, everybody. Have a super weekend. I'll see you on Monday.Listed on humor-blogs.com.

Hi everybody! Sorry I haven't been around much lately; it's been a crazy week. At times like these I'm glad to have a faithful minion like Grundir to fill in for me. He handily eliminated several memes and made a good showing of doing an almost civil shout-out yesterday. He probably should have mentioned Theresa's review of Antisocial Commentary as well, but don't be too hard on him; it was his first time. And don't take his threats about "tasting his steel" too seriously, by the way. I think he's mostly just trying out a catch phrase. If you're over 4' 2", he is unlikely to slay you.Anyway, on to the caption contest! It's hard to believe I haven't done this one yet, but this is actually the first time I've inserted myself into Heroes. You know the rules: Post your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites and I'll post the top ten in a poll on Tuesday. Oh, and be sure to come back on Monday for a special "behind-the-scenes" look at the

This week's winning caption came from the always clever Lonie Polony.In second place was this entry from y not i:So which one of you is Lionel Richie's kid again? 'Cause, man, I love that guy!And rounding out the pack was perennial favorite Joel B. with:This would be the last time that three of K-Fed's former conquests would be seen together...People occasionally ask me what the prize is in this contest. Apparently the admiration of one's peers isn't enough these days. So I've made up a little banner award that you can display if you win. Lonie Polony (and all past winners), you may proudly display the "In your face" award on your site.Pretty awesome, huh? I know, you were just thinking that the only thing your site was missing was a picture of my face. Oh, and you may also post the photo with your winning caption if you want.Thanks for playing and/or voting, everybody! Have a swell weekend, and meet me back here on Monday for something or other.Humor-blogs.com always pick

Time for Kirklees Unity to jump on the band wagon.So lets have a "caption competition"Barnbrook and lots of boozeShould be interesting.Winner will receive Mark Colletts new book "How to be a tit and still lead the BNP"

Thanks to this blog, I'm now considered something of a celebrity in some circles. Generally they are very small circles, drawn with chalk. Still, occasionally I get the opportunity to hobnob with the beautiful people. Witness the photo below.Submit your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel will pick her favorites and I'll post a poll on Tuesday.And remember, if you would like Grundir the Implacable to guest post at your blog, email him at Grundir@mattresspolice.com. He can handle any meme you throw at him, as well as most hobbits.Have a great weekend. See you Monday!Listed on humor-blogs.com.

I'm not finding much inspiration in the current crop of movies or TV shows, so I'm going back to an old favorite again.You know the rules: submit your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel will pick her favorites and I'll post a poll on Tuesday. Have fun!Oh, and I'm the one on the left.Listed on humor-blogs.com.

Man, there was some tough competition this week. The final result was a tie between Humor-Blogs.com member Chris C., and David McMahon, bestselling author and inmate of the world's largest prison.Third place goes The Frogster:"Didn't you read the sign on The Death Star? NO SOLICITORS! Take your droid and your book and get out of here!"Also, a special honorable mention for Joel B., for making an obscure reference to a previous post:"Tell us the location of Kenny Skywalker NOW!"What can I say? Mrs. Diesel thought it was funny.Have a nice weekend, kids. If you live in the southwest, don't go outside unless you want to catch on fire.Tip your waitresses and buy my book. See you Monday.

The Contest and Poll Well, even a blind squirrel gets a nut. I finally made the finals of one of Mattress Police's Caption Contests. These things are not really my strong suit at all. I could write a 300-word parody using a picture but as far as one-liners, there is my weak spot. If a terrorist held me hostage and demanded I do funny captions or be killed, I'd just take the gun and do it myself. I've seen how some of these guys operate and frankly, I trust myself to get the job done right more then them. Anyways, I call upon you, my minions of Nothingness to go forth and vote for me. Or not. I leave the choice up to you, all I can do is ask. If you do, please don't play games and rig the voting. If I win I want to do so fairly. Thanks for your support my faithful army of followers.

Usually I pick a current movie to insert myself into, but pretty much all the movies out right now suck. So I'm going back to an old classic... sort of.This isn't actually a scene from Star Wars, but I found this photo online and thought it was too good to waste. So what are you waiting for? Gimme a caption already. You know the rules: Submit your caption in the comments by Monday night. Mrs. Diesel will pick her favorites and I'll post them in a poll on Tuesday.Have fun, and may be the force be with you.Listed on humor-blogs.com.

The photo caption contest #2 definitely had some good entries. I spent the morning trying to decide between my top two and in the end I think I have to give the win to Jason. Colin definitely gets an honorable mention but the G.I. Joe reference put Jason’s over the top. B. Weiser had a good thing going until the “gay baby whale” thing. In fact four days later I am still baffled by the baby whale comment. Cobra Commander unveils his new Recoil Propulsion System. Original Post Related PostsReminder: Photo Caption ContestWhether you are a long time Tasty Booze reader or this is your first time checking things ...Photo Caption Contest WinnerIt is time to announce the winner of our Photo Caption Contest. We had a lot of great entr...Reminder: Photo Caption ContestJust wanted to remind everyone that we will be judging the photo caption contest tomorrow ...

I've been seeing these Simpsonized pictures of bloggers everywhere, which gave me the idea for this week's caption contest. I Simpsonized myself, made a few Dieselifications, and then inserted myself into a scene with Homer. Neat, huh?You know the drill: Post your caption in the comments by Monday night. Mrs. Diesel will pick her 10 favorites (if she's not "busy" like last time), and I'll post them in a poll for your voting pleasure on Tuesday.And remember, today is the last day to pre-order your signed copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary at a big discount. Today it's $9.95 with FREE shipping. Tomorrow it's $11.95 + shipping. Do the math. Order it now!UPDATE 8/11: I'm going to be gone all day today, so it looks like I won't be ordering the pre-ordered books until Monday. That means you have one more chance to get your orders in. Order it by Sunday night and I can still get you a discounted, signed copy. JUST DO IT. Keep the captions coming. I'll be back with a f

First things first: If you're here looking for information on my book, scroll down to the Antisocial Commentary Release Party post. Or, if the sight of my surly face is enough to convince you to buy it, just go directly to the order page. Note: to order the book, you will need to know the name of at least one of the Marx brothers. This prevents spam-bots from filling out the form, unless they have an above average knowledge of classic comedy. In case you don't know the names of any of the Marx brothers (I know, I can't believe it either), just put in "Groucho." And yes, for you fellow smartasses, "Karl" will also work.On to the caption contest! If you're new here, here's how this works: I insert myself into a scene from a movie or TV show, because I'm a raving narcissist. You supply a caption in the comments. Normally the deadline is Monday night, but I'm going to give you until Tuesday at noon this week, since I'm a little late posting this. Mrs. Diesel will pick he

It is time to announce the winner of our Photo Caption Contest. We had a lot of great entries and it was difficult to pick a winner but in the end there was one that stood out in my mind. Without of further ado the winner is Lolita with honorable mentions going out to Lexington Steele and Hank Yerzimbeck. Check out the original post to see all of the contest entries. I would like to run this photo caption contest again so if you have a photo that you think is worth being captioned send it in to tastybooze@gmail.com. Watch out Hasselhoff, no one can stop Stossel.. I’m #1 biatch. Related PostsReminder: Photo Caption ContestWhether you are a long time Tasty Booze reader or this is your first time checking things ...Photo Caption ContestOne of our readers, M. Taylor, sent us a link to an article in Radar Magazine Online title...Russian dies after vodka contestHow much vodka does it take to put a Russian down in a vodka drinking contest? According t...

Whether you are a long time Tasty Booze reader or this is your first time checking things to be sure to check out our Photo Caption Contest. There is a $25 iTunes gift card for the reader who can leave the funniest caption. The contest will run through Wednesday and I will announce the winner on Thursday morning. If you are the lucky S.O.B. that wins you will have your prize sometime on Thursday afternoon. Photo Caption Contest Related PostsPhoto Caption ContestOne of our readers, M. Taylor, sent us a link to an article in Radar Magazine Online title...Reminder - Boggs Tally/Contest for JuneJust wanted to post a reminder that tomorrow 6/5/07 is the last day to submit your informa...Big Ass Shark vs. Little Ass Boat The caption in the lower right corner of the photo says "...fairly tense experience." ...

One of our readers, M. Taylor, sent us a link to an article in Radar Magazine Online titled the Wrong Exit: 100 Worst Places To Die. It is a pretty fun list but this little gem of a photo was the funniest part of the whole thing. If you don’t recognize that bad ass in the hot tub it is John Stossel of 20/20 fame. This photo could have easily taken Douche Bag of the Week honors, the guy has a #1 necklace on in a grotto like hot tub for Christ’s sake, but I thought a caption contest would be a little more fun. Leave a comment with your best caption for the photo. Sometime next week, Tuesday or Wednesday, we will choose a winner and I will send the winner a $25 iTunes gift card. I’d like to make it more but this is coming out of my own pocket. My caption is below the photo. What!? I’m John Stossel son! Related PostsBig Ass Shark vs. Little Ass Boat The caption in the lower right corner of the photo says "...fairly tense experience." ...Russian dies after vodka contestHow muc