Bollocks

Redskins Executive Vice President Vinny Cerrato will unveil his new radio show tommorow morning entitled “Inside The Red Zone With Vinny Cerrato”. The show will of course be broadcast on “The Home of the Redskins” ESPN 980 and will air Mondays and Fridays from 10-12 in the morning. So the DC Sports Pulse [...]

Here's my animation for The Talking Bollocks Campaign for Marie Stopes International. It was great fun to animate. I hope you enjoy the characters. I tried my best to flesh them out as it were.:-)If you want to find out more, here's the website addy

The Yuppie PricksGenre: Punk / Rock / ComedyFrom: Austin, Texas, United StatesYou may think that punk rock is the music of the poor, the music of the dispossessed angry at their exclusion from the fruits of rampant global capitalism. Well here are the superbly monickered Yuppie Pricks to negate everything you ever thought about punk.They claim to have parents in the upper tax bracket, have songs c

Regular readers will know I’ve been learning to drive for about half a year. I am desperately seeming to sacrifice all of my chances of passing. A few months ago, I talked about my trip to Rhyl, which should’ve included my theory test. You see, idiots like me forget minor details like driving licences when they [...]

A few years ago I did a book called 101 Uses for a Pair of Bollocks which is selling very well at the moment. Any-how, this morning I was compelled to think of one more use for a pair of bollocks. Works quite well don't you think? Poor, poor Gordon Brown. This cartoon can be purchased at cartoonstock.

Hey all, gonna try to get this thang back rollin'... been a lot going on in Tonegent-Town lately... it's fuckin' up my flow, yo!Jamie TWho he is: Some British dude, the kind that's HUGE over there and absolutely unknown over here... which usually means he's like, you know, British as fuck.What he sounds like: British as fuck... aka kinda like The Streets, but sometimes he just does an acoustic guitar thing, too. But this one sounds kinda like The Streets...Jamie T - Sheila (ysi)What I think: This guy seems like the kind of artist you either like or don't on a song-by-song basis... so do you wanna go see a whole set by him? Hmmm.....

Fuck ButtonsGenre: Experimental / Progressive / OtherFrom: United Kingdom Art noise terrorists and possessors of the most confrontational band name since Selfish Cunt , Fuck Buttons are about to unleash their unique brand of hypno psych death drone on an unsuspecting world. Lying just the right side of unlistenable noise the bands nihilistic debut album 'Street Horrrsing' will be online and in the shops from March 18th. Sounding like it's been beamed in from another planet, a planet that considers noise pollution a valid art form, 'Street Horrrsing' is as commercial as HIV flavoured childrens lollipops and as melodic as a Hilda Ogden karaoke competition. Imagine the The Earlies if they'd been raised on Napalm Death or The Beatles 'Revolution 9' if they'd stayed at Guantanamo Bay instead of

So, Google is going around knocking down people left, right and centre with their page ranks of a few blogs (including, but not limited to: Problogger, John Chow, Copyblogger, Quick Online Tips and Adesblog). A large part of the blogging community is up in arms saying “How can Google do this?!?! It’s evil!”, to me - and this may be a boastful post because I’ve survived it - I’m just going to do what I always do. Blog. Am I going to remove Text Link Ads? No (sold another one today, score!), am I going to take the link out of Technorati Tag Generator? No. Am I going to ask all the people who have ever linked to me to take their links and shove them up their jacksy? No. I’m just going to keep on blogging. Why. Because, after 5 years, 2 bloggie nonimations and the fact that I’ve earnt about two grand from it, the drivel I have spurted has worked wonders, so why change the habit of a lifetime? I will now alleviate all your fears too. “I Will N

Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols - 1977 (43.59 MB) Los componentes originales de los Sex Pistols se reunirán en Londres para el 30 aniversario de la publicacón deste disco. El 8 de Noviembre en el Brixton Academy.

LONDRES, 27 JUL (ANSA) - A banda britânica punk Sex Pistols celebra os 30 anos de seu disco "Never Mind The Bollocks... Here's The Sex Pistols" (1977), considerado um marco, com a venda de quatro de suas canções em versão remasterizada.Segundo informou a gravadora Virgin Records, serão colocados à venda em outubro quatro compactos de aniversário com as principais faixas do disco: "Anarchy In The UK", "God Save The Queen", "Pretty Vacant" e "Holidays In The Sun".Os singles contarão em sua capa com os desenhos punk clássicos do grupo inglês, criados por Jamie Reid.Para o final de outubro, a Virgin planeja vender o disco em vinil com a canção original "Submission" e um pôster, como havia sido vendido em 28 de outubro de 1977. Essa canção havia ficado de fora do disco vendido posteriormente, devido a problemas de comercialização com a França.Os Sex Pistols foram uma banda emblemática de punk-rock que teve uma existência fugaz, de 1975 a 1978, período no qual lançou

According to a report from a government think tank, house prices may be 10 times average salaries by 2025. It's all down to supply and demand apparently. Sure, looking at the figures in a simplistic fashion, with an increasing population and inadequate house building then house prices should continue to increase. But think about it a little longer and it clearly doesn't make any sense. Who will be buying these houses? First time buyers are already priced out of the market. Buy to letters might take up the slack but only if rents rise in line with house prices, otherwise they'd be better off investing their money elsewhere. So will rents rise as well? Given that a lot of our increase in population is driven by economic migrants, who generally are in pretty poorly paid jobs and renting, if rents rise dramatically, will they continue to come here? Probably not, since they'll be better off staying at home. So demand won't increase, meaning prices fall back to a more sensible level. Th

Class, there are certain words which when I hear them I am immediately cheered up!Bollocks is such a word!I was reading a blog called Blue Witch, and in the comments Kitchen Witch wrote the word 'bollocks', and somehow, I instantly felt better! This word does it for me! It makes me smile!Here's the definition of bollocks from the English to American dictionary:"bollocks n. How do I put this delicately... bollocks are testicles. The word is in pretty common use in the UK (not in my house, of course!) and works well as a general "surprise" expletive in a similar way to bugger. The phrase "the dog's bollocks" is used to describe something particularly good (yes, good) - something like "see that car - it's the dog's bollocks, so it is". This in turn gives way to homonym phrases like "the pooch's privates" or "the mutt's nuts" which all generally mean the same thing. Oh, and this beer from Wychwood Brewery. The word has also slipped through the the State of Florida's censors in

Review by Steve Huey @ allmusic.com While mostly accurate, dismissing Never Mind the Bollocks as merely a series of loud, ragged midtempo rockers with a harsh, grating vocalist and not much melody would be a terrible error. Already anthemic songs are rendered positively transcendent by Johnny Rotten's rabid, foaming delivery. His bitterly sarcastic attacks on pretentious affectation and the very