Blondes

The Beatles said it best: Love is all you need. But we could also use some shouty post-punk from time to time, preferably provided by skronky-Swedes Love is All. Lucky for you, then, Baltimore, DC, New York, Philly, and Boston, cos

80,000 blondes are gathered for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds she says, “18!” Obviously, everyone is a little disap

I finally bit the bullet last year and started coloring my hair...plucking my gray hairs just wasn't cutting it anymore! I have been using Loreal Excellence Creme (9, Natural Blonde) since it is the closest to my natural hair color and completely covers those pesky unwanted grays! I have been hearing about the new Clairol Perfect 10 in every magazine out there, so I gave it a shot last time. And, I have to say that I was extremely disappointed. Yes, it took only 10 minutes, and, yes, it didn't have a horrible smell, and yes, it even effectively covered my gray. But, and this is a big but, my hair looked and felt really horrible for the whole 6 weeks. Not the color...the color was fine and natural...rather, it had a dirty sort of greasy look to it. Seriously. For 6 weeks. I couldn't for the

Once again I've had the opportunity to go to two shows near eachother, with two completely different bands. First of all I went to the highly expected "Blonde Redhead" show at Pumpehuset last Thursday and then Yesterday to another show filled with expectations, namely "The Gutter Twins". Let me just try to tell a bit what I think, and maybe spice it with a bit of background.BLONDE REDHEADFirst show was a show with the NY act Blonde Redhead. A band that I have enjoyed a lot on record. Specially their two last albums:Misery is a butterfly, which is a beautiful masterpiece, very artistic and minimalistic, filled with excellent compositions that you cannot really can't find a match for. In my opinion a very unique sound.23. A more "traditional" album, that lends a whole lot from the shoegaze s

DOWNLOAD MOVIE Actors: Russell Jane Dorothy Shaw Monroe Marilyn Lorelei Lee Coburn Charles Sir Francis ‘Piggy’ Beekman Reid Elliott Ernie Malone Noonan Tommy Gus Esmond Winslow George Henry Spofford III Dalio Marcel Magistrate Holmes Taylor Mr. Esmond Sr. Varden Norma Lady Beekman Wendell Howard Watson Geray Steven Hotel Manager Letondal Henri Grotier, the Prosecutor Mostovoy Leo Ship’s Captain Frazer Alex Pritchard Davis George Cab Driver Pierre Directors: Howard Hawks IMDB Rating: 7.10 out of 10 (4103 votes) Taglines: 1: The Two M-M-Marvels Of [...]

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Le souci en plus d'une blonde, c'est d'être une femme... (J'entends déjà les aboiements de chiennes de garde au loin, est-il nécessaire de préciser que je plaisante ?)Je vous laisse imaginer les dégâts au volant. ;) Les blondesenvoyé par Customtaro La blonde se préparant à jouer de son physique pour résoudre le problème mais qui tombe sur cette situation me fait marrer ! C'est vrai que ça doit faire un peu bizarre sur le moment... ^^Pas moyen de mettre la main sur la source, c'est peut-être une publicité pour une campagne ou alors pour un produit mais lequel ?!Tcho, Hamtaro.

Platinum is worn by Hollywood and British royalty alike. Chosen for its luxurious quality and elegant beauty, platinum is the top choice for celebrities and for those with very regal taste.-At the top of the list is the very famous pink diamond ring that Ben Affleck gave to Jennifer Lopez. While that relationship did not endure, the 6 carat pink diamond caused a buzz and is still a highly sought after replica. The glamorous pink diamond is set in a platinum band with three baguette white diamonds on each side. The pink diamond engagement ring is reported to have been purchased for $1.2 million in 2002. We don't know whether or not J-Lo still owns it or if she returned it when Bennifer broke up.-Madonna, our favorite bejeweled eighties princess was known for oversized, gawdy costume jewelry

                                                                                                          Released : 2008.04.07(2rd album)                                                                     Origin : UK                                                        Years Active : 2004-present                                                 Genre : Indie rock, Electronica, Nu Wave   My Fav.    <Guilt>   <The Couples>   <I'm Going To Hell> 歷年MV連結    <Weekend Without Makeup&g

A blonde joke this week. From the Adam Smith Institute blog. "A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature". Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" And there will be a blond joke next week.

A blonde joke this week. From the Adam Smith Institute blog. "A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature". Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" And there will be a blond joke next week.

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big Feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."St. Peter said, "Blondes!" and went on to the second one.The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."St. Peter said, "Wrong!!" and went to the third blonde.The third blonde said she knew what Easter was and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His Disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and He died. Then

The Long Blondes, un grup de 3 fete si 2 baieti din Sheffield care au debutat glorios in urma cu 2 ani, se reintorc in 2008 cu un nou album - Couples. Mie nu mi-au placut atat de mult la momentul respectiv si din pacate nici acum nu mi s-a parut ca noul lor material ar fi grozav. Totusi exista si o melodie extrem de reusita pe acesta: este vorba de primul single intitulat Century, o bucatica savuroasa de new-wave/synth-pop, acaparanta si foarte diferita de stilul prin care au debutat. Daca tot albumul ar fi sunat la fel de bine ca si piesa asta, ar fi doborat recordurile de vanzari pe 2008 fara niciun efort. =)MP3: The Long Blondes - Century

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, we know that since 1953. But did you know 180kg lions also like them very much? Well, at least according to this Daily telegraph story that might just be the case. It is not everyday that death grabs one's soul and hands it back while the entire process gets captured on camera in a perfect photojournalism drama with a heart and a happy end. Yet, for British primary

Ich hätte schwören können, das wäre Kate Bush - nur mit elektronisch mehr Bumms. Aber nein, das sind doch ‘The Long Blondes’, die da so süßlich trällern… MP3: The Long Blondes / Century [...]

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it -- why aren't we getting any ducks?" Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough." <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it -- why aren't we getting any ducks?" Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the pole out of the ground and lays it down and pulls out his tape measure and measures the pole. He

There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. You can't, they have always been like that.Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?A. A wind tunnel.Q. How do you confuse a

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. You can't, they have always been like that.Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

We have three blonde jokes today in the form of three videos. It should be noted that no blondes were harmed or severely injured during the making of these videos, even the blonde waitress. However, the blonde in the first video was severely embarrassed. Our first video is at the Miss Universe pageant. Imagine: you have been through so many beauty pageants that you feel like an old hand at it

Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house.Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away.'Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

Disco enviado por Fabricio Rosso (gracias!)The Long Blondes > [ www.myspace.com/thelongblondes | web | bio ]SOMEONE TO DRIVE YOU HOME [Beggars Banquet Us - 2006]Tracks |1. Lust In The Movies2. Once And Never Again3. Only Lovers Left Alive4. Giddy Stratospheres5. In The Company Of Women6. Heaven Help The New Girl7. Separated By Motorways8. You Could Have Both9. Swallow Tattoo10. Weekend Without Makeup11. Madame Ray12. A Knife For The Girls13. Fulwood Babylon14. Five Ways To End It15. Never To Be Repeated16. All Bar One Girls[ DOWNLOAD | THE LONG BLONDES - Someone to Drive You Home ]:. buy from Amazon.com .:

Disco enviado por Fabricio Rosso (gracias!)The Long Blondes > [ www.myspace.com/thelongblondes | web | bio ]SOMEONE TO DRIVE YOU HOME [Beggars Banquet Us - 2006]Tracks |1. Lust In The Movies2. Once And Never Again3. Only Lovers Left Alive4. Giddy Stratospheres5. In The Company Of Women6. Heaven Help The New Girl7. Separated By Motorways8. You Could Have Both9. Swallow Tattoo10. Weekend Without Makeup11. Madame Ray12. A Knife For The Girls13. Fulwood Babylon14. Five Ways To End It15. Never To Be Repeated16. All Bar One Girls[ DOWNLOAD | THE LONG BLONDES - Someone to Drive You Home ]:. buy from Amazon.com .:

Lindsay Lohan is mobbed by the paparazzi while leaving the Byron Williams Hair Salon in Beverly Hills, CA. With her new golden locks, Lindsay’s next stop is the Staples Center in downtown L.A. The actress attended a Lakers game. Hopefully, she’ll make a stop at the car wash as well.

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada" -- Britney SpearsBlame Britney, Paris Hilton and David Miller.Blondes are the new pariahs. The misfits of society.The big Sun Media sex survey this week has them trailing brunettes and even black-tops in sex appeal.Even more shocking, Men's Health magazine tells me 75% of men would rather wake up with a brunette than with a blond."Good grief," says the blond with whom I usually wake up. "Do something about this. Write something."So I start with ontario-blondes.com. Strawberry blond Sheila McNevan is the director.I reach her at home near Peterborough.Say, Sheila, how many blondes in Ontario?"Oh, about 10,000."That's all? Maybe the surveys are right.What's new with blondes, Sheila?"Well, we had our big Cream of the Crop sale last Saturday at Hoard's Station near Campbellford."A sale? That's weird. You people sell blondes?!"Just your better blondes. Not your lower end ones."I wish I'd known. What makes a top blond?"They're very

I’m on a YouTube roll today, but here’s Miss Teen South Carolina answering a geography question in the Miss Teen USA competition. Her parents must be so proud. Related PostsMiss USA to Appear in PlayboyHomework Was Never Quite Like ThisDating Site for Conservatives GaysShare This

The album has the pleasant sloppiness you’d expect from an indie band, as well as a very minimal approach on production side; it reminds me of early punk when bands went into the studio and recorded music, mixed it and released it. There’s none of that highly polished sound that’s turning so much reasonably good rock into generic crap.

             Jessica Alba says that men really do prefer blondes. Alba died her hair blonde for hit films "Fantastic Four" and "Sin City". She says, "I definitely got checked out three times for every once I do with my regular hair colour." Blondes do have more fun! I think she is way hotter as a brunette but then again I'm a chick!                                                                                  

4 Non Blondes howled their way onto the charts in 1993 with "What's Up?" and then vanished without a whisper. Formed in 1989 with Linda Perry (vocals), Roger Rocha (guitar), Christa Hillhouse (bass), and Dawn Richardson (drums), 4 Non Blondes had no problems attracting major labels, but they didn't know how to market them. The band was eventually signed to Interscope Records and released Bigger, Better, Faster, More? in 1992. Dominated by Perry's high-pitched singing, "What's Up?" was slowly added to modern rock stations and then crossed over into the mainstream, peaking at number 11 on the Billboard Top 200. The video for "What's Up?" became a smash on MTV, propelling sales of the album to over six-million copies worldwide. "What's Up?" was selected as Best Song by the Bay Area Music Awards; moreover, Perry was chosen as Best Female Vocalist and Bigger, Better, Faster, More? won for Best Album. The group toured with Neil Young, Pearl Jam, and Bob Dylan. The band recorded tunes f

Color Showdown est un minisite de Sunsilk qui propose un contenu très classique pour ce genre de site. La particularité de ce site est qu'il est divisé en deux parties distinctes : les blondes et les brunes et que l'activité virale de chacuns des deux espaces est mis en compétition à travers des points. Pensez vous que cette mini compétition créera une émulation pour envoyer à ses amis l'adresse du site? sources: ads of the world

So Mr. Funny Pants knows that I called him Mr. Funny Pants… tee hee. (I am really not that offended by blonde jokes, but I don't like racial jokes because as a student of anthropology I have grown to respect the fact that race is a cultural construct and biological race in fact could barely be said to exist anymore but that is beside the point)… anywhoo…So I thought I would introduce some important moments in blond-history:1964 – Diane Sawyer becomes first female 60 Minutes correspondent.1976 – Barbara Walters becomes the first woman to co-host network news.1977 – Farah Fawcett joins the cast of Charlie's Angels.1987 – Margaret Thatcher becomes first person in history to serve 3 consecutive terms as Prime Minister of England.1999 – Pamela Anderson has a breast reduction.

In 1978 Blondie recorded a version of the Sixties hit "Little GTO" as a favour for L.A. DJ Rodney Bingenheimer. Debbie sung a 'guide vocal' for Rodney who promised that the single wouldn't be released, but it later appeared on London Records in the UK with Bingenheimer's vocals removed, and credited to 'The New York Blondes.... featuring Madame X'. The single was quickly withdrawn. A more legitimate release followed on the U.S. Bomp label credited to Rodney and the Brunettes, this time with Debbie Harry's vocals replaced by Rodney's. To this day, the single has yet to see an official CD release.New York Blondes feat Madame X - Little GTO

It is nice to have friends with senses of humor. Last night for instance,my dear friends the Thompsons came by, very late, (for them anyway!)for dessert after attending a comedic show at a local downtown theater.But after they were indulged in cheesecake, they had a bit of freeentertainment, some of it naturally provided by the restaurant staff,the rest by some of my late night customers. As they were preparingto leave, I introduced the Thompsons to another couple who frequentsthe restaurant, I'll call them the Wilsons here. The Wilsons are verynice, but simply twisted; they provide me with a bevy of blonde jokes,West Virginia anecdotes, as well as some other funnies that most wouldconsider politically incorrect (yes, that's why I love them!). They alwaysshare some of these jokes when they come up to pay and I am not busy.So I quickly got the Thompsons in on the jokefest; I think they werepleased! I can't repeat them here, but I will throw in a couple of blondejokes the Wilsons sh

According to this article, researchers at the World Health Organization have claimed that the last natural blonde will be born in Finland in 2202. And the BBC version tells us German scientists have claimed this is due to decreasing frequency of the recessive gene for blonde hair. The SkyNet article states that when the last Ice Age ended 11,000 years ago blonde hair and blue eyes were

According to this article, researchers at the World Health Organization have claimed that the last natural blonde will be born in Finland in 2202. And the BBC version tells us German scientists have claimed this is due to decreasing frequency of the recessive gene for blonde hair. The SkyNet article states that when the last Ice Age ended 11,000 years ago blonde hair and blue eyes were

The basic rule of thumb is that your hair must be darker than your skin to be a candidate for laser hair removal. This very common misconception may deter brunettes and redheads from seeking laser hair removal for them, but the modern equipment and techniques available at many laser hair removal centers such as American [...]

Blondes are good for you. I just wish there were more women on the street that look like Aspen Lea, one of my favorite blondes from the USA Bikini Team. Big, doe-like eyes with a great tan and lovely willowly blonde hair. So girly cute and bloody attractive.If I actually do meet Aspen, I'm gonna give her a big manly hug cause she feels like such a sweetie. If you dig this pumpkin, tell her you love her on her MySpace page. Great slim-but-with-awesome-boobs rack. Seriously. Hot. Tags: aspen lea, bikini, sexy, centerfolds, blondes

The only problem with women is men.Women like the simple things in life - like men.Boys will be boys, but one day all girls will be women.When a woman makes a fool of a man, it's usually an improvement.Most men prefer looks to brains, because most men see better than they think.I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, then they marry him.What's the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they're drunk.The average man is proof that women can take a joke.Boys will be boys, but men are better at it.What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?A widower.They put one man on the moon. Why can't they put them all there?What's an orgasm, Mum?I don't know, luv. Ask your father.If you catch a man, throw him back.What do you call 500 men at the bottom of the sea?A good start.Men call us "birds". Is that because of all the worms we pick up?Every man has it in his power to make one woma

Three artists I am currently hooked on: Bjork, Richard Swift and The Long Blondes. All of them for very different reasons, I assure you, but this week, we have videos and mp3s to share, so come and check out some of music that is getting the staff o...

With the amp squeal of the opening track, one knows where they stand with the Long Blondes? debut full length Someone to Drive You Home. The album is going to be another chapter in the new rock cannon, the recent standard for new bands since 2002 wit...

I have to admit - I failed… I’ve spent hours on the net trying to find any info on this calendar! Apparently, it is from Lithuania or something like that. Anyway all the girls here are blonde and extremely hot! You should like it! Most Popular PostsGemma Atkinson is semi nude for no Reason (2)Kim [...]