One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her win
A blonde walks into a pro shop, points to a golf club and asks the clerk the price.
The clerk looked to where she was pointing and stated that the owner told him not to sell golf equipment to blondes because they always seem to return the items.
The blonde left the shop, very mad, and walked down the street to a wig shop, where she bought a brunette wig.
She returned to the pro shop and, pointing
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. E
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.Officer: What's 2+2?Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!Officer: What's the square root of 100?Blonde: Ummmm... 10!Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends,
Full Name: Carolyn Marie Bolin
Height: 5′-4″
Weight: 115 lbs.
Hair Colour: Blonde
Eyes Colour: Hazel
Measurements: 34D-24-36
Nationality: Italian/Irish
Hometown: Castro Valley, CA
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Drew Barrymore wears a Helmut Lang Aurora Print Tee as she works out her new bleach blonde ‘do while arriving at a studio in Los Angeles on Friday.There’s more relationship rumors surrounding Miss Barrymore since breaking up with Justin Long five months back, as the latest talk puts her with “How I Met Your Mother” star Jason Segel.“Drew was all over Jason, rubbing him and kissing his fa
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Born and raised in Budapest, Hungary, Sophie Moone started her career at 13 as a fashion model for dress catalogs and also appeared in several TV advertisements. When she was 18, she began modeling for artistic nude photography and at 19 entered the adult industry, becoming one of the most recognizable faces in the European pornography industry. Thanks to this success, she has worked with some of
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the New York police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K9(special forces) unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K9 officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered
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Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit." Josh said, "I can see that, but why?" Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to bl
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. First blonde I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second blonde Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees another blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what's wrong. The owner of the broken Porsche said, 'I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the engine.' The other said, 'Oh, don't worry, I have a spare one in the back of my Porsche.
A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked the blonde what it was and she told him a White Wine. So he gave her some white wine. Another blonde walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a RW. Again not knowing what it was, he asked the blonde. She told him it was a Red Wine. So he gave her some red wine. Then a 3rd blonde walks into the bar,
11 women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest in Nepal. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech sayin
A blonde says to her psychiatrist, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." He replies, "Don't you have a phone in your car?" She says, "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." The psychiatrist, laughing to himself, asks, "Uhh ... how's that working?" The blonde replies, "Actually, I haven't gotten any
A blonde left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over she checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. She went to the local garage and inquired how to fix the problem. The mechanic jokingly told her to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would be removed. So, she took the car home parked it and proceeded to blow on the pipe. Another blonde came by and inquired what s
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes to his apartment to check on him, and sure enough, she opens the door to finds him in the arms of a buxom redhead. She is deeply enraged, and yet at the same time, shattered by his utter duplicity. Overcome with emotion, she brings out a gun and points it at her own temple. The boyfriend yells "No! Don't do it! I'm sorry! I love you!" Sh
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $100 she owed. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." T
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I know a lot men are what you could call “ass chaps”, they love a chick with a pretty butt. But, I also know that there’s a lot of men like me who are “boob men”. You dudes are going to love this busty blonde teen named Lenka. She’s got a curvy body with a pair of near consummate betty boops. Tonight, she went out wearing this tight white tank top that got her a lot of attention. One o
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So we got some mail from a fairly unheard of band based out of NYC. They call themselves Blonde Acid Cult and I can see these guys getting pretty big. They have that signature Indie sound similar to any of the great “The ______” bands out now, but they are still doing their own thing.
If you like the track, go support them! They will be performing on [...]
This blonde coed looks so sweet and innocent with her adorable looks and cute pigtails. However, this barely 18 year old chick is definitely not as innocent as she looks. Check out these hardcore photos of her in action. She’s just as fuck starved as her boyfriend and tonight, we get to see her in action. It starts with her stripping out of her clothes, revealing her tender body. She’s going t
Hot damn - Miami was clearly the place to be this past weekend! My good God - first the beach was invaded by an army of Victoria's Secret Angels in their bikinis, then the ass-tastic Kim Kardashian showed up and got her boobies nice and wet, now we have former WWE Diva Stacey Keibler showing off her deliciously perfect blonde bikini body. It was a Celeb Girlz freaking fiesta down there -- talk abo
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Karolina Kurkova, Sara Paxton, Kristin Cavallari, Hillary Duff, Britney Spears, Scarlett Johansson, Paris Hilton, Sarah Harding, Pamela Anderson, Charlize Theron and Morgan Fairchild, what do all of these actresses/singers have in common? Have you figured it out yet? They all have blonde hair. These eleven [...]
Cutie pie Alruna is a great spermsucker according to fuckstuds, and when we heard about it we asked her in person if she’d like to demonstrate it on film! Feeling sure about her skills, she calls for one of the most turgid shlongs we’ve got. And here she is, with splooge trickling down her chin!
This [...]
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.The next day, the blonde wife went to the local college so she could enroll in night courses. After she filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study
Would you like to watch me wash my long blonde hair? Come on. Follow me into my personal bathroom and sit next to me as I draw the bath, a nice hot tub full of fresh water. My long hair needs a good washing. I'm going to shampoo and scrub my long locks, rub it in good, and dunk and rinse my hair over and over until I get every last bit of soap out. It feels so good...
Though some emo girls love short blonde hair, the long hairstyle still looks cute.Long Emo Blonde Hairstyles For Emo Girls cute blonde hairstyle for girlsLong Emo Blonde Hairstyles For Emo GirlsLong Emo Blonde Hairstyles For Emo Girls
In life most things are a bad idea; like driving on the wrong side of the road, shitting where you sleep, and taking anything a celebrity has to say seriously. The latter of those three I feel most strong about. The average celebrity should be shot out of a cannon and out into [...]
Two blonde girls were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail, the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood.The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the
Three people in an airplane sitting beside each other, one took a bite out of an apple, she thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour, so she threw it out of the [...]
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering...
I really think that the "Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but they really want a brunette for a wife" research is the usual, stupid, statistic. As if you could still find a real blonde or a real brunette.First: where are the red heads?Second: with all the beautiful and effective hair colours, what if your statistic finds out that the blond in reality is a brunette or vice versa?What if you found out
Over the weekend, The Mayor studied the photos in the newspaper's sports section."How can this be, Mama?" he asked pointing to a photo of a quarterback."What, Mayor? How can what be?" I asked looking at the picture."How can the skin on his throwing arm be brown and the skin on his other arm be blonde?"A trick of the light made The Mayor think the quarterback was somehow bi-racial, literally, tha
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!
Why WALMART???
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where
WARNING: A lot of childish stereotypes ahead. Feel free to comment if you disagree though on blonde girls... Some Indonesian women find it tempting to colour their hair blonde, and as a result, they choose to degrade themselves into a hair colour that they don't naturally own. Let me tell you Indonesian women out there: If you are naturally born with black (or dark brown for some), let
An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised her to run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.The blonde followed the doctor's advice and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produ
Three women are about to be executed. One is a brunette, one is a redhead, and one is a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!"Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.The angry guards then bring the redhead fo
Like many glamour models and Playmates before her, she is trying to branch out into acting and business. Silvstedt claims her favorite hobby is singing, and in 2001 she recorded an album called "Girl On the Run", published by EMI, which went gold in Sweden with the hit singles, "Hello, Hey" and "Rocksteady Love". Silvstedt was already well recognised in the UK when she took on a new career host
Long blonde Celebrity Hairstyles Whether it’s stick straight or full of texture and waves, lengthy is a look these long-haired celebrity love.This site has a lot of celebrity hairstyles
Wouldn't love to see her as you're driving by? Make sure you don't drive too quickly or you may just miss her. She absolutely LOVES to flash her naughty bits in public, gets SO turned on by baring her breasts to all who may take notice, and feels all fuzzy inside when her skirt is lifted to bare her ass cheeks and pussy to the wind. There's nothing like the feeling of publicly flashing the worl
A Blonde called an auto parts store and asked for a 28-ounce water pump."What?" asked the confused parts guy.She said, "My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump.""A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?" asked the parts guy."A Datsun," replied the woman.As the parts guy wrote down her request, a light went on in his head."Oh, yes, ma'am. We've got 28-ounce water pumps," he said.
Play “mommy” with this awful chick that gets “sleepy” as you “feed” her! After a flooded period of play, this lowercase digit is extremity to be primed for bedtime. Give your Sip ‘N Snooze chick her bottle, invoke it tardily and wager your child nod soured to sleep. Snuggle her as [...]
One day, a blonde went to her doctor because she kept having the same weird dream everyday. Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!Doctor: (giggling quietly) So... what is the scenery like?Blonde: I was running in a hallway.Doctor: Then what happened?Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to this door, but
A famous soccer player parked his brand new Porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop. About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to him shouting, "I just saw someone steal your sports car.""Did you try to stop him?" asked the soccer player."No," said the blonde. "I did better than that, I got the registration number of the car!"
As you know that the color black is still the most popular with scene girls, but we also have to admit that blond scene hair is also becoming more and more popular, with the scene girls especially. So for today we decided to present some great blond scene haircuts for scene girls. We hope you'll enjoy this photos and hopefully you'll get some fresh idea for your brand new scene hair.short blonde S
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In short she's just saying:Down on the sunDown and no funDown and out where the hell ya been?Damn it all downDamn it unboundDamn it all down to hell againStand tallCan't fallNever even bend at all beforeyou've arrivedBut now it's timeTo kiss your ass good-byeDragging me downWhy you around?So uselessIt ain't my fallIt ain't my callIt ain't my bitch(Metallica - Ain't My Bitch)p.s. I feel sorry for A
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Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on The Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"The blondes all nodded.The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able
Lusty, busty, big and bouncy boob-tastic blonde Brit Jennifer Ellison has taken off all of her clothes in an effort to eradicate world hunger... no, not really...just to sell some calendars. Okay, sure, that's not quite as noble a cause, but still, kinda makes my day. Now, onto deeper issues: are they real or fake? Hmmm... there seems to be a debate about this but from these pics I gotta go with f
US weekly pulled together Hilary Duff, Lauren Conrad and Taylor Swift, three sweeeeet blondes, for a photo-shoot and we get a nice behind-the-scenes peek here. The clear star of the show here though is Hilary Duff's cleavage. Who knew she had such a nice rack? Well, turns out she does. This is addition to the cute as button Lauren Conrad's gorgeous legs and the curly blonde beauty of Taylor Swift
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
I want to tell you about List<T>.ForEach method and one of my famous blonde moments when I was debugging faulty code. LINQ makes it easy to query collections and that's why I like it a lot. Today is friday and weekend is coming. Let's relax and have some fun on me. Here's one proof how n00b I can be :) Well, there was a simple code that readed updated information from outer sources and sudd
