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There comes a time in every young bloggers life when pure, wholesome thoughts eventually turn to blog traffic. When this happens, the traffic libido becomes engorged, sometimes ballooning to the size of a transport helicopter, which causes the newbie blogger to send emails to well-known experts—people that know how to get blog traffic—and [...]
Clay Aiken tells OK! magazine he has no rumors he wants to clear up, including that long speculated and much discussed one about his sexual preference. "At this point everyone knows everything," the 'American Idol' season two runner-up explained. "I
[We STRONGLY RECOMMEND you read the full article at mobyrebuttal.blogspot.com.]"Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans", not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And t
Anette Dawn lingerie (bras, stockings, teddies, mini dress, hot pants, tank tops and panties) sexy blonde model beauty photo gallery I. Anette Dawn known as Bridget was born May 05, 1978 in Salgotarjan, Budapest, Hungary. Anette Dawn is a beautif...
elisha_cuthbert_85, originally uploaded by pedrobear.Elisha Cuthbert is looking hot in this dramatic overexposed picture, wearing black bustier lingerie with a sultry look in her eye. Elisha Cuthbert was the covergirl on Maxim magazine this month. Cuthbert is promoting her new movie ‘My Sassy Girl’. Elisha Cuthbert stars as Jordan Roark who romantically complicates the life of her costar, Charlie
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.The 10:00 PM news was coming on..The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'Bob replied, 'I can 't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM News and so I knew he would jump.'The blonde rep
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The Rabbit and the Blonde
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and [...]
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened."Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it."A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom.""Melvin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."
A young blonde woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”
“What do you mean?” said the doctor.
The blonde touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right [...]
One day, a blond and her male co-worker are sitting in the lunch room, and the guy says, "I can't take anymore today, I am going home!" The blond replies, "You can't just get up and leave. You'll be fired!". "Not to worry, I am going to be sent home. I have an idea." the guy says and leaves the room.The blond finishes her lunch and heads back into work, to see her co-worker hanging upside down from the ceiling, yelling over and over, "I'm a lightbulb!". The owner hears this and comes down. He takes one look at the guy, hanging upside down, yelling he is a lightbulb, and sends him home for the rest of the day, with pay, so he can rest, because he has obviously been working to hard.The guy gets down off the ceiling, thanks the owner and leaves.The blond turns around and starts to leave.
Zdenka, originally uploaded by caoyusheng2005.Zdenka Podkapová is a Czech actress and model. She is sometimes credited as Zdenka or Zdenka Popová. Zdenka is best known for winning Penthouse magazine's Pet of the Year for 2001. Before Zdenka Podkapova started her modelling career she was a professional gymnast for more than ten years. Zdenka was in the Czech national team for five years and she
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?The 1986 hide and go seek champion
A young blonde went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" the doctor asked."All over," said the woman."What do you mean, all over? Be more specific."The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts!"Then she touched her left cheek and yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts," she cried.The doctor observed her thoughtfully and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?""Why, yes.""I thought so. You have a broken finger."
One morning
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.November - B
Amy Winehouse has fuelled reports her brief marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil is over after she was photographed cuddling up a new man.
The troubled singer, 24, and Fielder-Civil, 25, have spent over half of their 11-month marriage apart after he was remanded in custody in November on charges of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
Before handing herself in to police for questioning over
A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, Madam. I'll talk you down; just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position.""I'm 5"2' and sitting in the front."
[Images:]As Amy Winehouse voluntarily went to Kentish Town police station to answer questions about an alleged assault on the other side of town husband Blake was at Snaresbrook Crown Court facing charges of perverting the course of justice. So did he mind Wino being a no show? Apparently not and according to reports a mystery blonde named Sophie was and was clearly seen mouthing ‘I love you’ to Amy’s husband who mouthed back ‘You all right, babe?’ and ‘I love you’ WTF?! Who is this girl and how did Blake manage to pull in prison?? Well whoever she is she had better watch out cos we have a feeling Wino isn’t going to be best pleased about this bizarre turn of events! They had better be related or there is going to be hell to pay…
model shot, originally uploaded by stevedb123.I see birds and flowers among other elements that I'm having trouble identifying, but mostly I like the photography of this blonde tattoo model sporting a three-quarter sleeve tattoo in a pink tank-top.
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class was sweating it out.During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on."I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she said, "I am rechecking my answers!!!"
I usually love to see celeb’s change their style, but Rachel bilson’s new locks leave a lot to be desired.
Rachel has dyed her hair for a part in the new film, New York I Love You, which is about love and romance in New York. Other actors/actress’ in this highly anticipated film are, Hayden Christensen, [...]
Russell Brand, who has already been to rehab for an addiction to sex, was caught in the Embassy night club bathroom with 3 blonde this time! Russell, felt like King? Actually first he was caught by a bathroom janitor with two half dressed women. He was then warned to stay out of the bathrooms. A [...]
KRISTEN BELL, originally uploaded by avagardnerlives.Kristen Bell is a hot little number who gained a lot of fame and quite a following as Veronica Mars. She's made it onto Maxim's Hot 100 List and AskMen's 99 Top Women. Most recently she can be seen on the big screen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall which is in the current Top 10 on imdb.com.
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Bridget are one of the most favorite model of Twistys because of her young and innocent face. Everyman will take their breathe away when Bridget starts stripping off her clothes, so do not waste your time looking at her few pics, and Join now at Twistys to see all her images.
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Kayden Kross, originally uploaded by noahped.Kayden Kross, is an American model and actress. She is best known for her appearances in Penthouse magazine and Digital Dreamgirls. Kayden has also modeled under the alias of Jenna Nikol.kaydenkross, originally uploaded by blueyesblueballz.
Here’s a blond Rachel Bilson on the set of her new movie “New York, I Love You”.
Rachel Bilson As A Blond
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Kissys boyfriend was suppose to meet her out by the pool, instead he fell asleep on this hot summer day. Kissy for some reason is intrigued by the idea of seeing if she could wake him up to have sex, he doesnt wake up however. Kissy becomes very curious if she can make his cock [...]
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" he asked."Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I
"I'm really exhausted. I think I'll take some time off from work," said the executive.
"And just how do you think you'll do that?"asked his extremely blonde secretary.
You just watch what I do! Then he proceeded to climb up to the rafters of the building and hang upside down.
Just then the boss walked in, saw the [...]
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and, finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of Cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens The voice bellowed,"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."The blonde, now worried, moved clear down to the opposite end of the Ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more,"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."She stopped, looked skyward, and asked,"IS THAT YOU, LORD?"The voice replied,"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF
Occasionally, products come along that just make your life a little better. John Frieda Lustrous Touch Shampoos and Conditioners ($5.99-6.49, Drugstore.com) are such products. The new Lustrous Touch collection designed for blondes strengthens the hair from the inside out, while the brunette collection smooths the hair so it shines like silk. [...]
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept punching the buttons only to have happen what you’d expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other, and change too!
After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went and got more. Back [...]
Lily Allen unfortunately decided to dye her hair blond. I’m not saying it looks bad on her, but I liked her much better as a brunette. I think it suited her personality more. Now she looks just like most Hollywood starlets and wannabes.
Here are some pictures of her leaving Noel Fielding’s concert at the Royal [...]
The Ultimate battle... Do blonds still have more fun?There are some stars that just won't understand how better they look with their natural hair color... And some just look much hotter with darker hair... Here are some of those girls...Angelina JolieAngie looks so much hotter with dark hair as it gives her that mysterious flair she is known for...But, now Brangelina has an effect on lightening her hair more and more...Ashley SimpsonAs a blonde, Ash was just a Jessica Simpson wannabe... Now with the red hair, she actually has some identity...Avril LavigneWhat the heck happened to Avril?!Once a cute punk chick is now just your run of the mill Hollywood 'slut'...Lindsay LohanLindsay's blonde faze came together with her anorexic faze, so maybe that's why i think she was much hotter with the r
Today we have yet more and more blonde jokes, along with some very clever blonde videos.
An attractive blonde was on her first date with a new gentleman friend whom she thought just might be Mr. Right. They were dining in an elegant first-class restaurant, and she especially wanted to make a good first impression.
But, suddenly, her onion soup got the best of her. Just as their waiter began
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?""I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
Monica Mayhem is the dominant lover in this hot blonde on blonde hookup with the sexy star Devon. Monica has Devon on her back right away and immediately starts spreading and licking her moist, sweet pussy - giving Devon her first of many orgasms!
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Bree-Olson_01, originally uploaded by Kiatik.Bree Olson has been recently named Penthouse Pet of the Month for March 2008 and appeared as the cover girl of Hustler (UK Edition March 2008). This shot shows her bust quite nicely as she hangs out by the pool in shades and a bikini.
Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Showing off her new blonde look, Lily Allen was out and about shopping for some new bling at a Central London jeweler on Tuesday (April 8). The 22-year-old Smile singer has been keeping busy lately, as she’s working on a second album and has a weekly chatshow on TV. ...
Walmart in promotion with John Freida are providing free Shampoo samples of Sheer Blonde and Brilliant Brunette Lustrous Touch.
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Which singer has made a HUGE mistake by dying her hair blonde? See who is trying to be the UK version of Britney Spears after the cut.None other than my good friend Lily Allen. I expect to see more foolishness from her in the weeks to come. [IMAGES VIA DLISTED]
Lily Allen is the latest in a long line of celebrities to dye her hair to match her mood [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog]. For the new pictures of Lily Allen’s attempt at a blonde dye job, see below…
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Back in blonde, like a female Angus Young with less talent and more leggings.
Oh, Lindsay. Back to that horrible blonde hair and leggings. It’s always one step forward, two steps back for this girl, isn’t it?
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines."An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine left."A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Merely four weeks after she gave birth to her twins, Max and Emme, Jennifer Lopez has not only regained her svelte figure, but gone blonde too.And to have her look changed, the 38-year-old singer cum actress left the kids at home in Old Westbury to visit the Rita Hazan salon on Fifth Ave, accompanied by her sister, Linda. "Jennifer is radiant and happy, but she was ready for a little change. She wants to go blond by summer, so she made a quick trip into the city," the New York Daily quoted Hazan, as saying.She added: "She talked about Max and Emme and was dying to get back to them as soon as she finished." Earlier, J.Lo confessed that she gained almost 50 pounds, while she was pregnant.Del.Icio.Us Tags: Jennifer Lopez goes blondeTechnorati Tags: Jennifer Lopez goes blon
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
CHOOSE AN ARTIST : THE JOKES ON YOU MUSIC LOVERSThere are times when it's unfair living in Boston. Tonight is absolutely stacked in terms of live music. There are ten music events I would love to attend in the city itself (I haven't bothered torturing myself further by looking outside the Boston city limits at other local communities...) There's Jesse Malin at TT the Bears, John Brazile at the Middle East Upstairs, Evan Dando and the Lemonheads at The Paradise (performing It's A Shame About Ray) and Robby Roadsteamer at Great Scott in Allston. Imagine my shock and surprise when New York's BLONDE ACID CULT - one of my favorite rock bands contacted me very recently to tell me they were playing Bill's Bar tonight (it's not even listed on the webpage)!I wrote about BLONDE ACID CULT back in Oct
Lindsay Lohan: Back to Blonde
Lindsay Lohan: Back to Blonde
Lindsay Lohan: Back to Blonde
When it comes to deciding on a hair color, Lindsay Lohan can’t seem to make up her mind. And this past weekend the “Mean Girls” actress unveiled yet another change in hue.
Yesterday, LiLo and her partner in crime Samantha Ronson were spotted out shopping at Beachwood Market in Hollywood, California.
Lindsay is back to blonde. For some God forsaken reason she thinks this color looks good on her, even though the whole world thinks otherwise...and it's not just that she looks a little bit like Kirstie Alley in this picture (maybe she is trying to look more like her mother). Why would anyone strive to look like a 40 year old, trying to look like a 20 year old? I did however notice Lindsay seems to get into more trouble when she's blonde.Need I say more? Now let's take a look at her hair evolution from teen queen to 40 yr old has been.It pains me to watch her sabotage herself like this. She keeps relapsing back to the blonde. Would it be too much to stage an intervention for horrible hair color choices? She clearly has an addiction to bleach. Should I phone A&E? Something must be done
So Blonde is a tropical adventure game brought to you by the writer of the original Broken Sword game. Published by: Anaconda Developed by: Wizarbox Genre: Adventure Description: Sunny Blonde is a spoiled girl who has little to worry about in her life. That is until the day she boards a cruise ship that gets caught in a storm and forces the passengers to abandon ship. Sunny manages to make it to a small desert island by herself, but it's no ordinary island: through some freak of time and space, she seems to have been transported several centuries back and landed in the middle of an age ruled by pirates and buccaneers. Now Sunny must learn not only to survive on her own, but without her luxeries as well. Your Ad Here Screens:
Watch online full movieBlonde and Blonder 2007Cast: Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Emmanuelle VaugierDirector: Dean HamiltonTwo blonde bombshells accidentally witness a mob hit, and are mistaken for assassins by two mafia men working for The Godfather. Thinking the dim-witted duo are the world's best killers-for-hire, the mobsters offer them a huge payout to "take out" Mr. Wong, the head of the Chinese mafia. The clueless cuties happily accept the assignment, embarking on a wild adventure that takes them on the road, all while trying to dodge assorted federal agents and mafia killers.Full Movie - Blonde and BlonderWatch movie in full screenComedyAlternativeBlonde and BlonderBlonde and BlonderBest Movie Trailers
Watch online full movieBlonde Ambition 2007Cast: Jessica Simpson, Luke Wilson, Rachael Leigh CookDirector: Scott MarshallA young woman becomes the unwitting pawn of two ruthless business executives in their bid to usurp and replace the head of an international conglomerate.Full Movie - Blonde AmbitionWatch movie in full screenComedy / RomanceAlternativeBlonde AmbitionBlonde AmbitionBest Movie Trailers
