Bizarro

Um restaurante onde a refeição pode ser comida duas vezes. E eu não falo de um procedimento igual ao dos ruminantes, onde o alimento é engolido, pré-digerido, regurgitado e engolido novamente.O primeiro restaurante fica no bairro Roppongi, em Tokio. Um grupo seleto de maníacos milionários excêntricos frequentam um restaurante onde os animais que serão servidos nas refeições encontram-se

Bizarrice #1ABIN diz não ter feito escuta, mas comprou equipamento que faz escuta. Dificil né? Porque a ABIN iria fazer uma licitação e adquirir um equipamento para escuta, se o seu presidente alega que a constituição não permite que a ABIN faça escutas telefônicas?Bizzarice #2Maníaco de Guarulhos confessa crime e três jovens, que estavam presos por dois anos injustamente acusados por

Dá-lhe,Aproveitando o clima OLÍMPICO...Trago um video que recebi por e-mail, onde os jogadores brasileiros de vôlei de praia - Ricardo e Emanuel - realizam uma façanha um tanto bizarra (para não dizer suspeita?):O Ricardo realiza um saque no estilo "jornada nas estrelas" (criado pelo ex-jogador de vôlei de quadra Bernard) dentro de um barco, embaixo da ponte Rio-Niteroi....e a bola atravassa

Triste fim do urso da floresta. O animal morreu depois de seis dias com a cabeça presa em um jarro. Com dificuldades na respiração, sem conseguir comer ou beber nada, o pobre animal foi morto pela guarda florestal. A atitude foi tomada depois que os policiais passaram dias na tentativa de medicar o urso e [...]

Depois de ler esta notícia, eu fiquei me perguntando quantas lagartixas passaram pelos estômagos humanos por engano, ou quantas lagartixas foram vitimadas, dilaceradas e enlatadas com as ervilhas? Ainda bem que o caso do operador de máquinas Ricardo Costa foi solucionado. Depois de 4 anos, Ricardo ganhou na justiça uma generosa indenização por ter encontrado [...]

Essa máquina de masturbação desenvolvida no Japão vem com dois tipos de acessórios que podem ser encaixados no órgão genital do usuário: uma mão e uma peça que aceita introdução. O aparelho promete movimentos suaves, com velocidades à escolha do operador. O preço é salgado: 35 mil ienes, que dá mais de R$ 500. VEJA O VÍDEO Fonte

Emile Ardolino, 1990As if Leonard Nimoy's prequel three years earlier, the divine Three Men and A Baby, wasn't enough, along came Emile Ardolino's inspired sequel, Three Men and a Little Lady (see what they did there? Genius), a film so deft and delicate, so refined and reserved that surely only a poet, no a sculptor, could have shaped this film any better. Starring three of Hollywood's biggest

Sabe qual o cúmulo da carência afetiva? Acreditar que o amor está nos objetos inanimados. E quando se falava em Pansexualismo eu não acreditava… Mas existe gosto para tudo e quem somos nós para julgar? E fatos bizarros são o que não falta neste mundo: recentemente uma americana afirma ter casado com a Torre Eiffel e [...]

O vídeo abaixo mostra como é feito o bizarro tratamento com larvas larvas maggots,Uma espécie de larva medicinal cultivada em laboratório elas geralmente são usadas para evitar infecções e acumulo de pele morta em alguns tipos de ferimentos (eca!).As larvas maggots foram muito utilizadas em guerras, onde não se tinha outra alternativa de tratamento,O vídeo abaixo foi feito em um hospital

Hace unas semanas les hablé de una inmensa recopilación llamada Spanish Bizarro que contiene parte de lo más infame de la música española. Hoy me acabo de encontrar que el autor de las subidas de estos discos, ha tenido a bien subir el volumen 3: Spanish Bizarro Vol 301 - Intro02 - Uno de los Mods [...]

Y si ahora vemos a Las Rikitas, Señor Anaconda y las Mellizas Griegas, por que no un viaje en la memoria colectiva a ese programa llamado Zap TV donde creo se inicio parte de la television que vemos ahora.Si lograron seguir vivos les recomiendo un reliveran!!!

Asiáticos são realmente um povo muito doido. É de lá que vem as maiores invenções do mundo como os japoneses, koreanos e chineses. hehehe… Agora os caras inventaram para a Samsung, um celular super high-tech com tecnologia de Ponta. Ponta de Dedo. hehehe… É o Finger Touching- ou “Toque dos Dedos” traduzido -, um celular vestível. [...]

Foi lançada uma nova disputa na internet. Essa eu digo veementemente: É uma disputa feia pra cachorro! hehehe… É, realmente, uma votação para escolha do cachorro mais feio do mundo de 2008. Completamente bizarro. O mais feio deverá levar US$1.000,00 de prêmio para o dono por ter conseguido suportar tamanha feiura por tanto tempo. Veja que [...]

Foi lançada uma nova disputa na internet. Essa eu digo veementemente: É uma disputa feia pra cachorro! hehehe… É, realmente, uma votação para escolha do cachorro mais feio do mundo de 2008. Completamente bizarro. O mais feio deverá levar US$1.000,00 de prêmio para o dono por ter conseguido suportar tamanha feiura por tanto tempo. Veja que [...]

From here. The statement below is beyond bizarre. Maybe I fell into some Slider alternate reality. Sliders - The First and Second Seasons "Now it is a crisis for every American family," the Michigan senator said in the Democrats' weekly radio address. She called the current energy situation "a crisis that doesn't just affect us at the pump, but also raises the prices of groceries, increases o

El otro día esta buscando en Ares canciones sueltas de Fernando Esteso (si, tengo un gusto musical horrible). El caso es que me encontré con su gran "Bellotero Pop" y me fijé que la canción pertenecía a un disco llamado Spanish Bizarro Vol III. Por el título parecía que era una recopilación de lo más [...]

Aprovechando para llamar la atención de su próximo show en Las Vegas, Cher habló con Oprah Winfrey en su show, y comenó que tuvo un romance con Tom Cruise cuando él tenia sólo 23 años y recién comenzaba en la industria del cine. El amorío, terminó cuando sus agendas fílmicas dejaron de... Esto es solo un extracto, para seguir leyendo, visita hollywoodosis.blogspot.com haciendo click!

Loeb pierde la punta en bizzarro accidente Sebastien Loeb perdió la punta del Rally de Jordania en la mas bizarra circunstancia. Loeb se vio involucrado en una colisión frente a frente con el Citroen C4 de Conrad Rautenbach en un enlace cercano a la etapa 11(SS11). Nadie salio lastimado en el accidente, que sucedió en una curva cerrada mientras Rautenbach se acercaba a la etapa y Loeb la abandonaba. Seguir leyendo... >>

This morning, Julila woke up and came stumbling to the table where I was working and said, “I had a dream last night.” “What did you dream, Honey?” “I dreamed that you sold all my Easter treats.” “Well, that sounds like a bad dream.” “Yeah. It wasn’t very nice.” “No, it wasn’t.” “You should say sorry.” “Well, it was a dream. [...]

mulher de 22 anos procurou auxílio médico devido a uma lesão na sola do pé. Uma análise mais precisa revelou que lá havia um mamilo, com todas as glândulas e até mesmo pêlos. Foi o primeiro caso reportado, em nível mundial, de um terceiro mamilo na sola do pé.Este caso chegou a ser publicado em uma revista científica.

mulher de 22 anos procurou auxílio médico devido a uma lesão na sola do pé. Uma análise mais precisa revelou que lá havia um mamilo, com todas as glândulas e até mesmo pêlos. Foi o primeiro caso reportado, em nível mundial, de um terceiro mamilo na sola do pé.Este caso chegou a ser publicado em uma revista científica.

Tonight on "Smallville," I was mildly surprised when Kent offered to help Lana take down Lex. But I accepted it. I did get a vibe that he was different somehow, but I thought, "He seems cooler, all right, cool." Then I was more than mildly surprised when he flew inside the Daily Planet. But I guessed that either I had missed that development where now he can fly, or his training at the North Pole with Santa was starting to pay off, or maybe he just jumped, and didn't fly at all.Then at the end, it turns out he's Bizarro Clark!The real Clark is frozen in his Fortress. I just hope "Smallville" doesn't fall apart like "Lois and Clark," where clones kept popping up left and right. That got boring. And sad. And they stopped broadcasting the episodes in order, so I could keep track! How lame was that... Thank you "Smallville," for learning from history's mistakes!

Entrevista aTRIÁNGULO DE AMOR BIZARRO«No sé cuántos grupos discuten a nuestro nivel sin llegar a matarse»Triángulo de Amor Bizarro se han erigido en una de las revelaciones del año. Muchos los consideran los sucesores de los primeros PlanetasPor Javier Becerra (La voz de Galicia)En el extremo opuesto a Meu están Triángulo de Amor Bizarro. Ellos tiran del camino oscuro de la Velvet Underground, no solo en estética, sino también en su ética transgresora. Desde ahí caminan hasta My Bloody Valentine, visitan a Joy Division y aprehenden el espíritu salvaje de los primeros Surfin? Bichos. Todo ello se puede comprobar en su álbum de debut, Triángulo de Amor Bizarro, una de las más grandes sorpresas del último rock hecho en España. Aprovechando que el viento les sopla a favor, su discográfica les acaba de editar El hombre del siglo V, que recoge sus primeras maquetas y varios inéditos.¿Te interesa? Sigue leyendo... Pregunta. Marcos Collantes, el responsable de vuestro se

El animal de unos 250 kilos entró enfurecido en una finca mendocina, donde devoró parte del equino, mantuvo en jaque a 12 personas y enfrentó a dos policías que le dispararon varias veces para matarloEl hecho se produjo alrededor de las 7 de la mañana del domingo pasado, después de que en la Subcomisaría de Costa de Araujo ingresara un llamado pidiendo ayuda porque un "chancho del monte" había atacado un caballo en la finca Renzi, en la calle Roca de esa localidad.El animal era de gran tamaño y le impedía salir de la vivienda a la familia que la habita, integrada por 12 personas, ante el peligro que eso representaba.Inmediatamente llegó un móvil policial conducido por un agente y a cargo de un cabo de la Policía local.Una vez en el lugar, Anacleto Márquez, empleado de la finca, le indicó al personal policial que el animal se encontraría en la parte de los corrales, ubicados en el costado sur de la casa, según detalló en su edición de hoy el diario Uno de esta ciudad.

Last night I watched a new episode (my first) of "Xavier: Renegade Angel" on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. A bigfoot with reverse knees, a snake arm, a beak nose, and two different-colored eyes goes around saying nonsense not unlike certain "wise men" as featured in such films as "Mystery Men." Eventually Xavier meets a rich brat not unlike the one in "The Toy," starring Richard Pryor. The rich child says certain oddball things like how pain is a myth invented by lazy workers, and how hardships are bogus, and blah blah blah. So Xavier wishes to educate the kid, and he gives him his own personal vision quest. The kid's consciousness immediately shifts from reality to some alternate reality, where he meets a Native American. The kid is pretty brash, and opposed to learning a lesson. Suddenly, 6 months go by, and the kid is shown in a genuine state of suffering. Bam! Back to the real world, where no time has passed at all.That really blew my mind that the kid lived out 6 months

Yesterday at work was extremely insane. It just seemed like all the patients had smoked some wacky weed or something before coming into our center. I gave one lady the sign in sheet and asked her to sign in and sit down. She decided to take the sign in sheet to sit down with her. So when the next person went to go sign in, we had to search for the sheet. She said she thought it was papers for her to fill out. She had been sitting there for ten minutes staring at the paper trying to figure out what she needed to do. How hard is it to see what to do on a sign in sheet? Most medical facilities have something like this. Wow!DP had brought a Christmas dog to work. Its this animated dog on a sleigh that when you squeeze its ear, it barks out Christmas carols. It was cute the first few times. However, every time we turned around, DP was squeezing its ear. It really got annoying after awhile.I was working at the front desk yesterday. There are two windows that open up for patients

Gracias a los chicos de La Tv Misma por la foto!Bueno, lo que mostró George Rial hoy ya lo habían pasado en Este es el Show y ya se lo habían mostrado a Reina anteriormente ergo que no se venga a hacer la estrella ahora...take it easy Reina!Para no perder la costumbre, el jurado haciendo su showcito...lo cómico fue cuando Reina se quería hacer la diosa mostrando un moretón y blablabla y se le vió una tetonilla (ay que término más chulo!!!) acto seguido se le híper cag*ron de la risa...todos!Parejas salvadas:Luli FernándezXimena CapristoValeria Archimaut (por????)Al tel:Evangelina AndersonNatalia FavaAnita Martínez: bien.Jésica Cirio: no me gustó...de onda che, qué le pasó al partenaire?? take it easy dude!!!! Se queda Evangelina Anderson con el 50,3% de los votos ergo se va Natalia Fava con el 49,7%...uf...

About twenty years ago booksellers in England were encouraged to display their worst sellers in an exhibit called Dud Books. The idea was a popular and financial success, and ever since there has been public interest in bizarre book titles. Here's a few examples that I've encountered in the blogosphere. 11/12/07 UPDATE.How bizarre is this?Looks like the NY Times blogged this same post a few days ago on Paper Cuts. Here's a link to a book on the subject from Harper's Collins, Bizarre Books: A Compendium of Classic Oddities.

Because Baby Boy Bush says we have a strong economy. Is that why oil costs a record $94 a barrel? And that's a good thing because everyone can afford to pay even more for gasoline. I know I'm not spending enough money to fill up my tank. Why eat when you can drive! The Federal Reserve is cutting rates yet experts say that won't fix the housing market. I guess the housing market is on shaky ground and needs fixing every time we have a strong economy. I guess that also explains why I have a great, high paying job. Not! If struggling to pay rent, bills and still eat after I write all of those checks is a sign of a strong economy then I am the freaking poster child of our strong economy. Because the economy is so strong, I have time to do lots of things. For example, I have seen some fine television programs. I am current on my daytime story and have plenty of time to wonder just who will get the brain next. For some reason, only one person in Oakdale is allowed to figure t

Por favor, díganme si lo que vi fué real... Liz fué salvada, no?Y...El Sr. Gerardo Sofovich que tanta gala hace de su caballerosidad y códigos y ética y la mar en coche se chivó y dijo que se sintió precionado por Pancho Dotto (representante de Liz) porque éste mandóle un mail con su opinión respecto a que no le parecía que Liz se mereciera estar sentenciada y blablabla?No era que las cosas se dirimían en priv según lo que él mismo ha dicho en ocaciones? Liz dijo que no le parecía bien que la hagan pasar un mal momento por un tema personal (lógico, no?)...intentó frenar la pelea pero solo cuando El Sr. Sofovich tuvo ganas, se frenó diciéndo -bueno, basta, que siga el show- a lo que Liz acotó -sí, sigan con "SU" show. (uuuuuu, piña!)Luego, "intercambio de opiniones" con Pancho Dotto (que se encontraba manejando) a lo que Sofovich (después de mucha zaraza de todos) dijo que ponía a "disponibilidad pública" el mail que Pancho le había mandado...Era necesario todo

As I sit here tonight, planning for a busy day of activities on Sunday; I'm drawn to the oddness of Bizarro comics and decided to share one of my new favorites. I'm doing communion tomorrow during all three adult services, I'm performing on stage during the large kid's service at church, and I have an afternoon birthday party for my daughter Lauryn. With all these things happening in my life, sometimes I need to take a break and laugh at the 'just plain silly' parts of life. This comic reminds me of how shallow I feel like my blog is sometimes. I read many, many, many blogs and sometimes I walk away thinking I may possibly be the least spiritual pastoral blogger on the Internet. Anyways...

He visto unas cuantas pintadas raras pero estas no se quedan nada cortas. Completamente surrealistas…quizás la palabra se quede algo corta. No se mucho que decir, ni entiendo mucho de arte pero estos cuadros me gustan y todo. Sólo se que el autor se llama David Nicholson y poco más. Aquí una pequeña muestra. Alá vosotros… Más abajo os quedan los links a las galerías. > Galería de David Nicholson > Galería Aeroplastics: Más arte bizarro También puede interesar… La mejor mamá del mundo… Los tatuajes más absurdos y freakys de la historia Alquilar un bolso de lujo Arte con el café Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 8 MR FQ-400 vs. Lamborghini Murciélago Tags: david nicholson, surrealista, galeria, arte, bizarro, raro, pintadas Compártelo!

Just made me laugh today! Enjoy!Bizarro comics are one of the few things that make me laugh out loud. You can access all of them at Dan Piraro's website, or see some of my favorites at Neatorama.

Un planeta con un año que dura menos de 3 días, una gravedad 10 veces mayor a la terrestre, y temperaturas de 2000 grados en la superficie. ¿Te apuntas para unas vacaciones?Technorati: HD+149026b Planeta+ Telescopio+ G0+IVBlogalaxia: HD+149026b Planeta+ Telescopio+ G0+IV

Too many words. There are just too many words, more than I can manage right now, required to tell the story - stories - of the Magical MommyBlogger Mystery Tour, Kentucky Edition. It was wonderful, amazing, fascinating - all those good things that you love (or hate) to read about. But I can't tell those stories right now, because I'm a little bit distracted, sitting in my office at school,

David abandons my daughter, cheats on me and shoots up drugs with my mother…in my dreams.  In life, he’s the greatest husband.  He makes me laugh.  He rubs my gnarly feet.  He makes me feel beautiful even when I’m wearing ill-fitting clothes, need a haircut and have a giant zit on my face.  He carries heavy stuff for me.  He makes sure the DVR is set to record LOST for me, even after I accidentally delete his WWE program.  I could go on, but long story short:  He’s a wonderful husband, until I fall asleep. Once I head off to dreamland, I encounter The Bizarro Husband.  You know, the one that uses me as a human shield when the mall we’re shopping in comes under attack by human-size gerbils with machine guns. I’d love to dismiss these dreams, but it just isn’t that easy.  Every time I have a dream with The Bizarro Husband in it, I wake up furious with my real husband.  Then, my twisted little mind begins to work.  I stare at him

Bu De Bu Ai.En el Bizarro mundo de Daniel.La universidad ha absorbido gran parte de mi tiempo y de mi ánimo. Esa es la principal razón por la cual me he mantenido distante del mundo blogósfero y flogósfero. De vez en cuando, principalmente cuando mi alma busca un momento de paz, me meto a internet para saciar mi sed de distracción y busco cuanta estupidez y video cero aporte me pueda hacer reír en YOU TUBE. Supongo que esta confesión no tiene nada de novedoso para quienes me alegan más de cerca. Como alguna de mis amistades me han pedido que le muestre algunas imágenes del bizarro mundo de Daniel, acá les ofrezco un video de los Back Dorm Boys.Adblock

Any Superman fans out there? Anyone familar with the villain Bizarro? The guy who's like Superman, but totally reversed? Well, today I'm more convinced than ever that Pittsburgh is Bizarro World. It's 60 degrees outside in the beginning of January, when the average for this month is 26. I just paid $1.75 for a $2.35 gallon of gas (thanks to Giant Eagle FuelPerks). All seven copies of Artie Lange's Beer League were rented out at Blockbuster. This is a movie that did $472,000 at the box office. Bill Cowher is out as the Steelers coach after 15 years. The Penguins are talking to Kansas City about relocation. Up is down. Black is white. East is west. It's Bizarro World.I was debating today with Ramon Mondesi (my younger brother) about which story was bigger, Cowher or the Penguins? I realize even the premise of that argument in most towns would be ridiculous, as the obvious answer is a team potentially leaving. But this is different. Pittsburgh is one of those towns where you can eve

Well, let's just say I experienced the school yesterday. We went to figure out who their teacher was and visit their classroom. Well, when we get there the server was down, so nothing was posted. Finally, an hour later, and not one conversation with another parent, just me and my kids playing on the playground, the names and classrooms were posted. Also, by then the teachers were gone and you couldn't see your classroom. You would have thought they were posting the listings of the winners for the 25MM dollar lottery. Picture Charlie in Willy Wonka when he has his golden ticket, and can't get out of the sea of people. That was me and my three kids. It was insane. So I finally squeeze in there and find Leah and Abby's teacher. I wish it ended there. First of all, Abby is listed as Kindergarten, but not AM or PM. Should I guess? Then Leah is listed in a 2/3 grade class. That means that she is in a class with 2nd and 3rd graders. Why? Who knows? It is random. However, t

He visto unas cuantas pintadas raras pero estas no se quedan nada cortas. Completamente surrealistas...quizás la palabra se quede algo corta. No se mucho que decir, ni entiendo mucho de arte pero estos cuadros me gustan y todo. Sólo se que el autor se llama David Nicholson y poco ...

Bizarro keeps holding the torch in newspapers with classic cartooning and fresh wit till this day. Far Side still living on borrowed time, Dan Piraro just keeps churning panel after panel of off-beat humor that keeps them coming back. Dan is ...

In an earlier post here I basically wrote that if the true idiot Sarah Palin is exposed for the true idiot she is, her supporters still won't be swayed from changing their vote because idiots stick together See the great underrated movie Idiocracy on DVD to see what the future ...