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What LivinLuxe MeansYou are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don'

La banda chilena The Suicide Bitches presenta su primer ep de estudio titulado Johnny Yen. Cinco canciones a puro espiritu energético que de un cachetazo te haran agitar tu esqueleto. Como siempre remarcamos de éstos amigos trasandinos lo claro de su reintepretación de una estética old school y su punk rock conjugado en los sonidos del mundo de hoy. Lo mejor de todo es que el ep es de descarga

(After my previous post about the nice bitches in America, I thought about writing this entry) "The good man (woman) out of the good treasure of his (her) heart brings forth that which is good, and the evil man (woman) out of the evil treasure of his (her) heart brings forth that which is evil, for out of the abundance of the heart, his (her) mouth speaks." Luke 6:45. You see it. You hea

The first few months I came to this country, especially in the city of New York where I first settled, I was constantly caught in a daze. Better yet, sometimes I was perplexed. Sometimes mortified and at times, petrified. With all the new things I saw and the new things I heard, it's pretty much overwhelming. Learning to master the art of subway commuting was difficult, or getting used to eating c

Filed under: Paris Hilton Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at “that white haired dude” who used her image in a political attack on Obama — she just needed a team of... Continue to www.MadHollywood.com

don't call it a comeback.oh hai - fancy seeing you here! as you may have established from the title of this post, i am indeed back to post the hottest music ever known to man and woman. i know i'm a terrible blogger considering the lack of updates the last three days but i was on tour with pretty much no internet access so i guess that kinda excuses me. ish.anyway, never again will you have to go

you remix sluts are gonna love this! i discovered this track on a great little blog known as Hot Biscuits and it's totally blowing my mind. it's a Mr. Gaspar mash-up of Daft Punk's HUGE hit single 'Harder Better Faster Stronger' and Boyz Noise's 'Lava Lava'. freakin' incredible! i challenge you not to like this.Daft Punk versus Boyz Noise - 'Harder Better Faster Stronger/Lava Lava (Mr. Gaspar mash

If you don't have the proper tool, strap it on. Your jaw will drop as these gorgeous biker bitches get their strap-ons and do some real damage to all roads leading to tunnels. Packed with hot action in scene after scene of blazing Strap-On Biker Bitches.

Baseball will never be the same! Here's a story of a poor working secretary...played by Nautica Thorn, being fired from her boss simply because she won't go on a date with him, never mind having sex with him. So she comes up with the plan to play his 'Precious' men's softball team and the bet is if she wins, she gets her job back with a raise , and if she loses...well we all know what she will hav

Our logboys sure picked up a hot tamale this time! Dezi’s such a horny devil who made it clear that she was up for a good pussy-pumping. Looks like she really has a thing for black dicks! She wasn’t quite ready for what our boys had in store for her: 2 massive fuckpoles longer than your [...]

Dear Hall and Oates, Wow. What else can I say to you, Daryl and John? You really cranked out those hits that defined the 80s, didn’t you? I mean, wow. As I sit here, in my cube, with forty minutes left of my "workday" I thought I would write you to let you know that I believe your [...]

A true tale of ratardism from an LA chick sent by a Skinny fan.I have some material for your LA Bashing. And this is a true story.The other day I was paying for my groceries at a store in West Hollywood. I saw that the girl in front of me had left her credit card on the counter. I said, "here, I think you dropped this." She turns back to me, gives me a dirty look and says "Oh...were you going t

Darlings, it's time to announce the winners of our first ever Project Runway Haiku contest! We're sorry it took so long, but you fecund bitches put in over 200 entries and that's a LOT of syllables to count. So let's get to it, poodles: 4th prize and the winner of a Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack is our very own TheNYCourier, who got right to the point with

Our logboys sure picked up a hot tamale this time! Dezi’s such a horny devil who made it clear that she was up for a good pussy-pumping. Looks like she really has a thing for black dicks! She wasn’t quite ready for what our boys had in store for her: 2 massive fuckpoles longer than your [...]

DEAR MARGO: I grew up the daughter of an abusive alcoholic father and an emotionally absent mother. Though it wasn't easy, my father and I have reconciled and have a great relationship. My mother, on the other hand, is a miserable, bitter woman. When I was 16, I was raped and it resulted in a… More: [...]

Check this out. The Stinker is now the highest ranked blog on humor-blogs.com in the Parodies category, narrowly beating out Retail Hell Underground by a score of 88 to 87. (At least, at the time I wrote this post, this was the case.) Click here to help keep me on top! And… the weekly motivator parodies batch [...]

Now, if you are of the penile persuasion, don't get all offended on me, but, guess what?! I am now a bra burning, card carrying, lifetime member of the Feminazi Man Hater Bitches Club!That's right, and let me tell you, it is sooooo frigging liberating!!Hey, don't give me that look, we both know that it was inevitable that I become one of them. I mean, I must have been the last female on the planet

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Ok so “real” journalists like Bob Costas and Buzz Bissinger didn’t like it when deadspin posted the Matt Leinart pics. They said that it wasn’t real journalism and that it was garbage. Do I give a fuck what they think though? Absolutely not. So heres some party pics that I picked up via [...]

The Latest Incarnations Of Bitches Don’t Know Bout My Dick… The O-G Wigger…. Sick Daughter Raping Motherfucker… Tonight We Dine In Hell Nigga… I’ma Charging It… Bitches Don’t Know Shit… T-ReX Ate The Indians… If I Had Bitches, I Wouldn’t Be An Hero…. Longcat, He Got The Length Gamers Unite And Help A Sick Kid!

We're not sure how we feel about this! Not only does Madonna charge upwards of $300 for the best seats on her tour, but now she wants a piece of the ticket scalpers' pie. Yup! Ticket scalpers (or "brokers" as they like to be called) buy up the majority of concert tickets, leaving many die hard fans to turn to other venues to buy their tix. Now, Madonna is going into bed with the enemy! Her Madgest

Little Johnny and his father were walking down the street one day, and two ladies bumped into one another in front of them. The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You bitch," yelled the one lady. Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You bag." Little Johnny, never heard those words [...]

I have been hitting the gym almost every day to get ready for the summer. I will show you bitches picture of this sexy Black Domme with her summer outfits if you beg nicely. I am going to add more content to my website. Right now I am brainstorming ideas for my website to make it even hotter. I haven't made any videos lately :(. I am going to lose more weight within the next few weeks then start putting out videos. I am considering adding a member's area to my website this year or next year. I will keep you posted. Ciao

Paris Hilton has upset her former best friend Kim Kardashian, by bad mouthing her biggest assett on a radio show. Paris said she’d never swap butts with the Playboy pin-up, saying Kim Kardashian’s arse is like “cottage cheese inside a big trash bag,” and adding, “It’s gross”. But Paris felt bad after and apologised to Kim, [...]

I really thought God had it out for me to not have good hair. It is not so. As luck would have it, I left at lunch on Wednesday to have my hair did at the new salon (which is new to me, but not to the earth) only to find out that my appointment was for [...]

Sometimes, when I’m surfing around Ye Olde Blog World, I notice, here and there, some rather harsh words relating to the whole “Mommy Blogger” Trend.  The harshness seems to be multiplied when referring specifically to the Stay-At-Home breed of MB’s.  I try not to get offended.  It ain’t easy, because: 1) I’m stupidly sensitive and ridiculously, pathetically easy to hurt. 2) Ack.  I’m a [...]

“Why are women lying, manipulating, backstabbing bitches? Lying: All people have trouble with the truth. Getting a straight answer from a woman can be even more difficult. Maybe conflict bothers her. Maybe she’s afraid of hurting you. Maybe she thinks it’s okay to lie because she has no moral foundation. Manipulating: People who manipulate see [...]

Full list contains 22 actresses. I have to use "bitch" coz many friends ask me to, and I have no excuses to change into word. As someone mentioned: They must know the result before doing such things, unless they are Naive and Foolish. 1. Gillian Chung 2. Bobo Chen 3. Cecilia Cheung 4. Yoyo Chen 5. Candice Chen (Trần Tư Tuệ) 6. [...]

Monday's a Bitch1. Have you ever partaken in a dare? What did it entail? No, I don't do dares. I think the people daring you are wimpy/scared/stupid &/or trying to get you into a bad situation.2. Do you live with anyone who has any particularly annoying living habits?(eg. leaves toilet seat up,forgets to give messages)Uh, yeah! My man child. He has all sorts of irritating habits that I have to try to nag out of him.3. Who's your favorite advertising mascot? (eg. Tony the Tiger,The Michelin Man) Um...I don't think so. I like the car insurance caveman commercials & I like the Sonic Brian & wife commercials, but they aren't really mascots.4. If you were a high school stereotype,you'd be the...? I was a lot of the stereotypes. Brainiac, Band Geek, Math Club Nerd, Drama Club Person, Popul

I’ve been nominated for a Major award, Fart Blossoms! Granted, I did the nominating, but still.  This is a big deal.  It means that I’m think I’m pretty fucking funny, and besides, why should all those Ho-llywood assholes get all the love and adoration?  I want something for my mantle, too!  I haven’t won anything since [...]

After being investigated by animal services, Paris Hilton has given away some of her dogs.The hoe-tel heiress who was visited by officials of the L.A. Department of Animal Services after recently admitting she had 17 dogs (Los Angeles law prohibits non-breeders to have more than three dogs per address) has cut her canine companions down to 10. She said "I only have 10 dogs now. Some of my dogs had puppies, so I gave some of them away to people I really know and trust. I gave some to my stylist and to a few of my best friends....." (yeah now you're only breaking the law a little bit) Paris also said she owned so many dogs because they kept getting pregnant and she thought it was cruel to give the puppies away. Get a grip Paris...it's called spay and neuter..what a Nincompoop! Are you a publ

I put this post up and hastily titled it “A Bonus For All The Bartenders Who Read My Blog.” I’ve gotten a few dozen emails since I put that thing up from bartenders all over the country. Maybe I’ve been linked in a couple of bartender blogs or something. Whatever it is, keep them coming. I [...]

This time protesting the running of the bulls in Pamplona Spain. All of them pretty hot except for the fat one on the right. Also ignore the two obviously gay men in the center. No self respecting man would do that unless he's fixing to get some tail from the one on the left which is the hottest one in my opinion.

I am very very, very very angry. And I have a comprehension passage for you.Let's get this straight. One; by NO MEANS, is a coconut somebody's head. An even if it is, this does not summon you to kick it. Two, if the coconut is dirty, a standard person of standard specifications would have the processing power to deduce that kicking it would dirty his or her shoe. How ever, if this substandard being decides to kick the coconut, then he or she, cannot blame others for the dirtied shoe.So, you have a dirty shoe.Then the person who dirtied the shoe decides to take it out on, say for example, Alex (lol). In this hot weather, Alex wouldn't mind a drink of water. Alex however, would not like to be kicked. So in retaliation, one might expect Alex and substandard-person-in-the-dirty-shoe to get a l

Hello House Luvies, I came across this picture today and it made me laugh out loud so I had to share it with you. I hope it puts a smile on your face. I like old school and new school and a little... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

It's a Celebration, Bitches!!! Happy Thanksgiving My Thursday reading for LA2DAY is all about Thanksgiving. Yes the day where you stuff your face full of food and goodies. Being British I don’t... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Right now I feel like staying home. I can't be asked to go all the way to Oxford street for this damn game. I've been trying to phone near enough every GAME store in London for the past half an hour and not one of them picked up the phone. I know shops can be busy places, so I hung on and let the phone ring for a good while. Still nothing. I finally got through to one store and asked how much they'd be retailing Super Mario Galaxy for. The answer I got? "Errrr...I don't know". The twit tried to save himself when I went "Oh-kay...riiight..." on the verge of laughing at how bad his answer was with "The price might change in the morning. So we won't know until then". With customer service as shitty as this it's no wonder video game stores get a bad rep. Thankfully another GAME store employee was more helpful and gave a better answer that was helpful. He told me that the once again, the price was unconfirmed and that the game could retail at anything between £34.99 and £44.99. Now

How many toys today suck ass? I always find myself strolling through a toy isle from time to time to see what toys my kids are going to start asking for. Not only do the toys suck, but the toy line I loved as a kid was fucking desecrated by horrible later versions. Like this [...]

Filed under: Wacky and Weird TMZ.com: “24″ mountain lion bait Elisha Cuthbert was outside of Hyde last night — and went off on a valet after accusing him of scamming her for money she had already paid.As the band, Bandarazzi... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

I am currently in Hell Week as far as the production schedule of the show I'm working on, goes, but today was a major busy day with tons of interviews. Now that it's over, hopefully it will die down a tad.This weekend I don't have anything planned on Friday, except purchasing Leopard mac OS and activating my new iPhone. Saturday I'm going to a Halloween party with Ruben and then we're meeting up with Carol and maybe Michael and some others later in the evening. Hopefully I will remember my camera and I'll post pics later from the party.I don't know the name of today's Hump Day treat, but he was featured in a recent photo shoot over at Fantastics Mag. It's a pretty hot photo shoot, so click the link to check out the other bottomless dudes in their undies. Yummers.xoxo

I treated myself to a little poker today.  Now usually I like the bigger tournaments which usually consist of more men than women (why is that by the way?).  But decided that I'd go ahead and throw in on a Ladies Only Tournament.  I knew better....its not like I've never been down that menopausal, PMSing, scratch your eyes out road before.  It's truly an interesting study in the ways of the Human Female.  And of course, there's always one in particular who's smart lip I'd like to wipe off her face.  And such was the case today. I mean, this girl was MEAN!  In order to be a good card player, one must have some pretty thick skin.  There are those that will verbally tear ya down in order to get a read on your cards.  But this "girl" was mean to the core and one bad, ugly sport as well. Bitch called me a Calling Station, a Suck Out, among other things!  For those who don't play poker, not only is this ugly name-calling.

No wonder the Sugarbabes have had to change their lineup so many times, they spend all their time bitchin’. Keisha Buchanan (the fatter one - although Heidi gives her competition in that area) has spoken out about the way she treated Heidi Range (the blonde one) when former bandmate Siobhan Donaghy (the ginger one) left the band and Heidi joined in 2001. Kiesha has said she made Heidi’s life hell when she joined. Kiesha said “I was a complete bitch to Heidi at first because I just couldn’t get over the fact that we had been working hard from the age of 12 and then this girl comes from nowhere and has it handed to her on a plate. “I made her life hell, to the point that she wanted to go home.” Keisha and Heidi have now moved on and joined forces to bitch about Mutya Beuna (the ugly, but more talented one) sayin they felt betrayed when she left because she left without a reason. They are obviously not the most intelligent girls in the pop scene as

No wonder the Sugarbabes have had to change their lineup so many times, they spend all their time bitchin’. Keisha Buchanan (the fatter one - although Heidi gives her competition in that area) has spoken out about the way she treated Heidi Range (the blonde one) when former bandmate Siobhan Donaghy (the ginger one) left the band and Heidi joined in 2001. Kiesha has said she made Heidi’s life hell when she joined. Kiesha said “I was a complete bitch to Heidi at first because I just couldn’t get over the fact that we had been working hard from the age of 12 and then this girl comes from nowhere and has it handed to her on a plate. “I made her life hell, to the point that she wanted to go home.” Keisha and Heidi have now moved on and joined forces to bitch about Mutya Beuna (the ugly, but more talented one) sayin they felt betrayed when she left because she left without a reason. They are obviously not the most intelligent girls in the pop scene as

Gisle Bunchen takes a swipe at Victoria Beckham for her life in the spotlight.  When asked if she and Brady are the US ‘Posh and Becks’, Gisele said: “Nooo! That is crazy! I don’t know who said that. My job is my job and my private life is my private life. They have nothing to do with each other.” Gisele says she’d go “crazy” if she lived her life in the media glare. She said: “My job is public, and it’s important to have something for yourself. If you don’t, you go crazy.” Fair enough Gisele & Brady don’t want to be the US Posh & Becks, but don’t all celebrities live their lives in the spotlight, and love at times they love it and enjoy being photographed but then strick back and bitch when they get a bit older and grumpier. Victoria beckham hasn’t said she hates the media spotligt she loves it and she admits it, thats better than chaging your minde very few months when your circums

E finalmente conseguimos resolver o nosso problema! Custou-nos muito porque foram várias semanas sem ter contacto com vocês, pois não houve novidades aqui! No entanto, nós mantivemo-nos actualizados e agora vamos pôr-vos a par com tudo o que ficou por dizer nas semanas que não podemos actualizar. Podem não ser novidades muito fresquinhas, por enquanto, mas brevemente vamos apanhar o ritmo!Gostaríamos de fazer um agradecimento especial ao Arnaldo, que nos resolveu este problema, muito obrigado e ficamos-te a dever uma!Acima de tudo ficamos felizes por as pessoas estarem disponíveis ao ajudar-nos sem querer nada em troca, uma vez que o fazem porque gostam bastante do blog! É isso que nos faz continuar fortes e sem nunca parar!Obrigada também a todos os visitantes que nos apoiaram e esperaram pelo nosso regresso! É por todos vocês que nós trabalhamos!Equipa Pastilha Elástica.

At the end of this article Allahpundit asks if his fellow bloggers ever feel as if they are writing the same posts again and again. The answer is yes but evidently, some people need to be reminded regularly of their own hypocrisy and lies. Isiah Thomas is just one amongst many. ~RJH HotAir article link Isiah Thomas: It’s different when white people call women “bitches”posted at 7:28 pm on September 18, 2007 by Allahpundit Actually, that headline’s not fair. It’s different when white people call black women “bitches,” he says. Or rather, it’s different when white men call black women “bitches,” but maybe not when white women do. Or is it? Savor the flavor, my friends, as one of the NBA’s greatest guards sketches out a race/gender matrix so nuanced that only one conclusion may be safely drawn — that for Zeke, as between black men and women, “bitch” is very much on the table. In a videotaped deposition played for the jury at fired Knicks exec Anucha Browne Sanders’ sexual h

Its been a long ass time since I posted here. I been very busy working on my Real Estate business and really couldnt care less about you shit heads missing me. Do yourselves a favor and invest in any and all project funds Im working on Especially my Retirment fund. I will be using your wimpy money to invest in precious meadals and oil. Fuck Goverment benefits, a bitch is investing like the rich. Anyways, I did have a couple of plans this year for my domination fetish but I decided to do a complete 360 with my life of investing. Niteflirt is a great steping stone for thoes who wish figure out what they want to do but there is no fucking way I can stick with them for the longterm. I'll be pulling in more than $60,000 a month, who knows mabe more once my business is completly done. In the mean time you bitch-trolls better get the best of what you can get by worshiping the princess until she's gone. Lucky for you aye. ta ta bitches

Like Mario Kart, Tennis, Football and Golf - I thought Smash bros. was an event where the princesses never got kidnapped. Guess I was wrong. Because in Super Smash bros. Brawl's Subspace emissary you'll have to rescue Zelda and Peach. *rolls eyes* These bitches are useless. Getting kidnapped every day of the week. They must give good nookie for Mario and Link to continuously go out of their way to save them.It's not Bowser or Ganondorf on kidnapping duties however - it's Petey Piranha. He's a pretty cool and quirky looking character and one of the few good things to come out of the borefest that was Super Mario Sunshine. I'm glad Super Smash bros. Brawl has introduced a new boss character, with the possibility of there being more. Even if Petey Pirahna ended up being the only boss in the game, it still beats a giant hand.Watch him in action: Petey gets his kidnap on Tags: Gaming, Nintendo, Subspace, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Video games, Wii

As an Atheist, you know who I really, really hate? That's right... other Atheists! Fuck them! Fuck 'em right in the corn-hole 'til they scream 'Sweet Jesus!' and bleed seven shades of red death! Trust me... I‘m going somewhere with this. Although they may be immune to lightning bolts and pwnage from the invisible man in the clouds, they are not immune to carrying the asshole gene. That's right, folks. Atheists are people too. People are often rude, boorish, inarticulate, thoughtless, short-fused and willfully ignorant. Call me a Sociopath (please do, as it sounds much friendlier than 'Psychopath'), but I don't care for people much. Although some of you may discriminate, I sure as shit don't. Nobody gets a free pass. There are many Atheists I'd happily push face-first into a belt-sander... not because they're Atheists, but because they're assholes.Anyway, I suppose two paragraphs is enough. Time to say something nice about my 'side,' if you will. Christian girls give l

Ladies! (And, uh, gentlemen?) K8 from 3 Wild Monkeys is having a super cool contest! You can win A BUNCH of cool scrapbooking stuff! Check out all the stuff she’s giving away. That’s like, double the amount of stuff I have on hand right now. Ha! I don’t keep a bunch of stuff like MOST of the scrapbookers I know. Oooh, I hope I win. You know you want it! Check it out! Enter and win!

We had a Faith Hill/Tim McGraw concert here in Lafayette, Louisiana this weekend. Some ho grabbed Tim's stuff during the concert and Faith went off on her. Bitch was probably from New Iberia. Let's hope this girl scared away any country bands from having concerts in Lafayette again.[Source]

We had a Faith Hill/Tim McGraw concert here in Lafayette, Louisiana this weekend. Some ho grabbed Tim's stuff during the concert and Faith went off on her. Bitch was probably from New Iberia. Let's hope this girl scared away any country bands from having concerts in Lafayette again.[Source]

It's not everyday that two words get put together in such a way that they leave a burn mark on your brain. That's what happened in 1987 when Clarence Boddicker (played with panache and dare we say beauty, oh yes, we dare) put a "bitches" in front of a "leave" on his way to kill Miguel Ferrer.* "Bitches leave" left skid marks as it hit the gray matter we keep in our skulls, and we haven't recovered since. The fact that the words cling to each other is only the starting point. What really sells it? Mr. Smith's reading, which sounds like he's giving stage direction. *(Note: Mr. Ferrer has since recovered. He will be starring in the new series, "The Bionic Woman.") Verdict: EPIC

********************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************** HOUSE OF GLITZ: DAMIT WHO KEEP RESTARTING THE CLOCK??. THERE 15 MIN STARTS NOW..THEY ARE GOING TO RIDE THIS FLAVOR OF LOVE SH**&*t UNTIL THE WHEELS FALL OFF!!!

Hop along to another stop on this blog tour by visiting the main list at http://stirrup-queens.blogspot.com/. You can also sign up for the next book on this online book club: Love, and Other Impossible Pursuits by Ayelet Waldman (with author participation!). I really like Dan Savage. I used to look forward to reading his sex advice column every week until our local alternative rag replaced with it with some tedious, dull sex advice column that I’d have to be paid to bother reading. Anyway, I like his writing. It’s funny and honest and uninhibited and I really enjoyed this book. So…on to my questions. One thing that got to me in this book is how these guys didn’t have to go through the initial questioning of there OWN fertility. Two men can’t make a baby, so they just moved straight to adoption. My question is this: Do you think the reason that you’ve gone so far with your fertility treatments is because you are caught up in proving to yourself

According to IMDB.com, Nicole Richie and joel Madden are expecting. Reportedly, Richie is more than 12 weeks pregnant. Apparently, Richie “found out she is expecting the Good Charlotte frontman's child after taking a home pregnancy test, multiple sources tell American magazine Us Weekly”. An insider revealed that Richie “is extremely excited right now”. However, Richie hasn’t confirmed the new yet; many speculate that she "wanted to wait until she passed the safe 12-weeks-pregnant mark” to share her news.

It is 8:30 PM EST, one half hour to go before Hell's Kitchen: I predict the next chef to go is Bonnie. Let's see, shall we? I've been known to be wrong many times.9:05 PM EST: This week's challenge? Cooking for a wedding reception. The red and blue team received $100 to purchase food, and had 1/2 hour to shop and one hour to cook three dishes, which the Bride and Groom would taste. Their decision determined which team's food would be served at their wedding reception in the HK restaurant.9:24 PM EST: Uh, oh, I think. My prediction might be wrong. Melissa was starting to foam at the mouth as she ordered the women around the kitchen during the short challenge. In fact, all the women spassed out. As a result of the their total ineptitude and lack of team work, Chef Ramsey renamed the Red Team the Hell's Kitchen Bitches.After chewing the Red Team's tough, dessicated piece of duck breast, the Bride and Groom chose the Blue Team's food. No surprise. As a result, the men won their fir

WELL THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY IN CLOTHES,BOOZE ETC..YOU HAVE TO COME BACK TO TORTURE …SPICE GIRLS OR BITCHES ARE BACK…VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS BIGGER FAKE BOOBS,MELANIE B HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO A REJECTED CHILD AND SO…IM ALREADY ROOTING FOR A FIASCO FOR THEM…THEY CAN’T SING, THEY CAN’T DANCE…THEY WERE AND NOW WILL BE THIS SO COMMERCIAL AND CATCHY CRAP…SORRY IF YOU LIKE THEM… It’s official: The Spice Girls really, really are getting back together. The group will release a greatest-hits album and kick off an 11-show world tour in December, it was announced in London Thursday. The two-month tour will begin Dec. 7 in L.A. and include concerts in Las Vegas, New York City, London, Cologne, Madrid, Beijing, Hong Kong, Sydney, Capetown and Buenos Aires. “We are celebrating the past!” said Geri “Ginger” Halliwell at London’s O2 Arena, when she and Victoria “Posh” B

Len Davis interviewed guitarist Brett Garsed recently for the Bitches Brew radio show. Garsed discusses the new Uncle Moe's Space Ranch album Moe's Town. The show will air on June 26th on the Australian radio station PBSFM 106.7. You can listen live through the PBSFM website, but Davis has his other audio interviews posted on his website, so I suspect you'll be able to hear it there eventually.

So, here I am participating in an online book group. I’ve always rather wanted to join a book group, but my general dislike of social gatherings has kept me from doing so. Plus, I figured I wouldn’t like the books. Reading Waiting for Daisy by Peggy Orenstein took care of the first problem but not, I fear, the second. I really didn’t like this book. It was a quick, easy read, I’ll give it that, but the narrator was so irritating I just felt annoyed by her rather than sympathetic. I will give her kudos for portraying herself in such an unflattering light though I am honestly not sure she showed enough self-awareness to know she made herself look like an unpleasant person. Peggy struggles through the book with questions of heritage, genes, and religion. How important is it for you and your partner to have a child that is biologically yours and why? What feelings go into that decision/choice for you right now if you are still trying to have a child ? We had de

Pretty cool video of Sam and Garrick who says that they are the luckiest Sonics fans. They made the video and posted it on youtube in April and in the video show how they worked their mojo to help the SuperSonics in the NBA Lottery. Hell, they did get the #2 pick over [...]

I haven't had the time to post all the gifts some of my dedicated slaves have been sending me and the reason for that is because I been too busy enjoying them. Im having lots of fun being pampered and spending quality time with you losers. Quality time meaning watching and making a complete fool out of you any way I see fit.My over-seas slut was happy to see me today and surprisingly begged me to take the password to his epassport account. To be honest with you, I've gone through this a thousand times with wanna-B blackmail slaves who wasted my time. He kept pushing it on me to take his personal information and financially dominate him. Even thoe I was already doing that without wanting his info, I guess he just wanted to try somthing diffrent with our session. I took my time with taking his info and I could tell he was getting fustrated. I wasn't really impress with this "take my money mistress" shit.... You know what Im talking about. Thoes time wasters who try to get you all ope

Clubhouse sex secret Each and every night club tries to attract more visitors in any possible way, insatiate party-bummers that’ll hang out to the fullest spending plenty of money and thus making profit to the club. But what to do when all ideas are over and those which seem attractive are already used by your partners? Do something really crazy and outstanding, something like Glory Holes in restrooms of this rave club. What else do visitors of night clubs want besides of strong relaxing drinks, mind-blowing drugs and crazy dancing? Yeah, they want sex, a lot of sex, a lot of wild, free and restless sex ! Prostitution is barely legal and it costs money, there is no shelter to retire and finally some girls wouldn’t like to be recognized by accidental partners after this night. That is why Glory Holes win competition over other possible methods. Guys won’t see girls they fuck and girls aren’t getting shy to do ANYTHING because they know nobody is watching them! They enjoy vi

I finally got everything up and running, and I am stoked! So, let’s get to the 3am site update! Listen, I want you to do something for me. Grab your Gears of War disc. Once you got your disc, pop it inside your Xbox 360. Follow me so far? Good. Now, let it install the update, and… BAM! Congratulations, you have a new game type! Ok, so the new Gears update also includes some fixes to a few of the multiplayer bugs gamers have been experiencing. These updates include… *Any Screen Resolutions greater than 1280×1024 will run in letterbox form, and 1280×1024 on up now have support for 720p. *In Assassination mode, the assassin has to be executed in order to die. *Adjusted splash damage *The Aiming will be more forgiving with the Hammer of Dawn *There is a less of a chance of you grabbing cover when you’re trying to run. *The kill-ticker can now be seen while down-but-not-out. *And many other exploits/bugs! In short, if you have Gears, you need this upda

Exclusive VideoCheck out this new interview by Jumpoff TV and Swizz Beatz as he explains why he made the remix to a previously released track, "It's Me Snitches", to the one he has just produced called "It's Me Bitches". We think you'll find this real interesting!! Shout outs to Harry A for the look out!Swizz Beatz + JumpOff TV (click to view)

Things ain't always peaches & cream in hip hop...especially with 3 female rappers- if ya remember I mentioned a while back an ALL-FEMALE SUPERGROUP consisting of Remy Martin, Shawna, & Jackie-O ready to hit the scene. Well it looks like it's over before it even began! Check out what Shawn had to say about the alleged supergroup "BITCHES WITH ATTITUDE" or "BITCHES IN CHARGE" (who cares at this point!)...the point is Shawn bumps them bitches for DTP!

Dallas Austin o produtor e escritor, já vencedor de Grammy's por musicas de TLC, Madonna, Monica, Kelis, Gwen Stefani e Janet Jackson.Austin acusa Christina Aguilera e a Joss Stone de oferecem sexo em troca de algumas cançoes em seus cds.Austin na entrevista disse ainda: "Tu vais para estudio com uma rapariga qualqer, como a Ciara, e apenas querem ver o seu trabalho concluido. Christina Aguilera, Joss Stone todas essas putas fodem por musicas."Na entrevista explosiva ele deixou explicito que Aguilera fez sexo com ele e com o seu melhor amigo.

This morning I was leaving my house to head in to work when I was met by 2 really big dudes inches from my face..Big dude #1: Excuse me are you leaving?Me: Uhhhh... (I was half scared and half in shock as to why 2 strange big guys wanted to know if I was leaving my house) ye..yess WHY?Big dude #2: Well we need to get in to your house.Me: Umm (thinking WTF?!!) WHY?Big dude #1: To check something on your balcony...Me: OK *open up door and let them in*OK Am i an idiot?!! Granted they did have cocking guns with them (teehee I said cock) but all handy men are supposed to be accompanied by the concierge and they werent... They finished up and as they left I was about to head downstairs to yell at that damn concierge when I saw him in the hall...Me: *fuming*Concierge: Hello there *big smiles*Me: um hello...God im such a wimp lol...True story :)Anyway its the weeeeeeeekend!! This weekend I begin my search for a new car YAY :)Have a good one Bitches!

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This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of 2004. The assignment was to pick an endangered species, and explain why protecting it is important. The typos and formatting are preserved from the original. To my knowledge, no aspect of the essay has been altered. via Something Awful Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2 I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas. Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fal

People get all riled up over the words "nigga" and "bitch", especially the way they are used in Hip-Hop. Although I rarely use either word, sometimes words like that do serve a purpose. Not every woman is a saint or "Queen"! Bitches exist! Not every man is fit to be called "brother", or even "King" -- a term which, like "Queen" is used more in Blackcentric communities like the Rastas and Five

While I was doing my daily reading of "news", I came across this article "Homeless Man Finds $21,000 in Bonds"I might as well just post the article since it is short...Homeless Man Finds $21,000 in BondsAPDETROIT (July 22) - A homeless man searching for returnable bottles in a trash bin found 31 U.S. savings bonds worth nearly $21,000 in a bag of clothes.Charles Moore, 59, took the bonds to a 24-hour walk-in homeless shelter, where a staffer tracked down the family of the man whose name was on the bonds."They belong to him," Moore told The Detroit News. "I did the right thing."Ernest Lehto's family had given away many of his clothes shortly after his death in 2004.How the bonds ended up in the trash bin is a mystery, but Lehto's family left Moore a $100 reward."What a good Samaritan," said Neil Lehto, who picked up the bonds Friday that had belonged to his late father.I just couldnt believe they only gave the man $100 dollars. Then on top of that he is homeless. And you give him 0.47