The Torn Down Bitch This next slew of films is what many critics and fans alike may call Bette Davis’ golden age. In these films, Bette plays powerful women who are a victim of circumstance. Amidst a period where her contemporaries where fading and labeled box office poison, Bette thrived and became the hot ticket. No longer did Bette need a leading man or a gangster movi
For slapping my pagerank around back and forth when quite frankly, I haven’t been doing anything different. I was still doing my paid posts when Google decided to resurrect me out of PR hell and give me my PR2 back, but now it decides to be festive and slap me back again just in time [...]
Its not often that I beg and plead. But I did the other day and convinced PG to take two days off work. He's supposed to be off tomorrow (tuesday) all through the rest of the week. That would be...
Bitch Slap Maxim Edition - view all here
Here's brand new pics of three smoking hot babes (Julia Voth, Erin Cummings and America Olivo) from Bitch Slap looking well and smoking hot in Maxim latest issue.
So what is BITCH SLAP about? In the film, those three babes try to extort money
from a bad guy. You may ask yourself “Why the hell did I watch that?” but once you remember their ridiculously
Enough sugar to make a diabetic go into shock just by looking at it.
I'm warning you now: there are a LOT of cookies in this episode, and we eat them all. If you hate sugar, don't even come near this episode. Well, I suppose the French pizza ballon delivery or the school in Georgia that has been sugar free for 10 years might interest you, but after that, go drink a beer. But if you love cookies,
So this week is proving to be vey stressful. Bad things usually happen to us on weekends, or Mondays , well now they are hitting us on Tuesday's and Wednesdays. Yesterday I go to plug in my straightner and it is completley dead. Now I have one of those fancy straightners that you order off TV not the $40 ones you can buy at Meijers. It was very expensive, I purchased it back in August and told
Fat bloke Chris Moyles, has disgracefully told his Radio 1 show listeners “If you’re Polish you’re just very good at ironing…in my experience prostitutes make very good cleaners.”
The BBC have apparently said that what he said was misinterpreted! Either way, the foul-mouthed DJ has never seemed funny, crude but not funny, despite having the perfect [...]
In these days of crazy oil prices it’s nice to know the gas station attendant can still get some women. Why not he controls the gasoline and a job baby.
Posted in Photography Tagged: bitch, doll, gas, oil prices, Photography, shell oil
Ah, estimados leitores, desculpe. Assunto (deveria estar) encerrado, mas ao ver essa foto do Luís Amíutom Lewis Hamilton no prêmio Bambi ...Maior estilo "GLS-Chic-Depré". Só faltou aquela gorda cantando música de Edith Piaf em dueto com Edson Cordeiro, o mordomo de avental mas com bunda de fora e um famoso estilista com olheira fumando cigarrinho com filtro.----------------------Se quiser no
Kate Moss and Jamie Hince arrived for the switching on of the Christmas lights at the Stella McCartney store in Mayfair on Monday both sporting scratches and marks to their faces.
Hince had a lovely black eye while Moss had scratches over her cheek, and the couple have put it down to a bizarre accident while [...]
Hallå!Förlåt för att jag inte har bloggat lite tidigare.. det har liksom inte blivit av bara :/ Denna dag har varit ganska härlig faktiskt, gick på stan med brudarna och kollade i lite affärer.. Det är ju så mysigt i stan runt jule-tiden, längtaaar. Iallafall, shoppingGALNA-martina har inte kollat i aff'ärer på några månader så hon blev helt galen! Har försökt hålla mig undan s
Jenny Frost, one of the singers from girl band ‘Atomic Kitten’, has branded alcoholic Kerry Katona as ‘Tacky’, allegedly. Spot on!
Frost was the replacement for Katona back in 2001, and apparently gave her views of the TV Reality star earlier this week.
She allegedly said “The only thing worse than Kerry Katona is her husband”, Whoa, [...]
Been doing a bit of housekeeping round here. Painted the walls, new carpet, a bit of a spit and polish as you can see. Also updated the feed rss. If you could kindly change your feeds to
it would be greatly appreciated.
Just had coffee with an online friend. This time we managed to even [...]
You know how sometimes you're in bed and your house is cold so you're cuddled up to your George (a 21 year old teddy bear) and your blankies are up to your chin and your mouth is probably doing that sucking on a bottle OF TEQUILA thing? There you are, warm, snuggling your teddy bear, probably dreaming of half naked Brad Pitts dancing around just for you when ALL OF A SUDDEN your leg decides it is
Gary Glitter is apparently going to appeal against a court order requiring him to notify police if he intends to travel abroad.
Unbelievably, the pervert is not prevented from travelling abroad, but must notify police if he plans to be away for more than three days. How long does it actually take to abuse a child?
Even [...]
Hallå!Ja, en sak kan jag säga. Detta mörker gör mig iallfall inte gladare! Var på telia idag eftersom min "dongel" krånglar så oerhört, men det fanns ingenting dom kunde göra. Detta eftersom jag har "begränsat modem"... Smaka bara på ordet, jag spyr. Under dessa två veckor som nu är kvar tills dom "fyller på" igen får jag nöja mig med ett halvtaskigt m
I knew that boy had talent and now he’s gone and proved it! Gareth Gates has been photographed for his new role as Prince Charming in the Christmas pantomime ‘Cinderella’ at the New Wimbledon Theatre in London. Couldn’t find a recent clip of Gareth. but did find the one below!
That could be some long pantomime, [...]
Britney Spears is back with her new CD "Circus" set to come out on her Bday Dec 2nd. Womanizer was a big comeback hit for her and I am L-O-V-I-N-G her new leaked track "If You Seek Amy". Say it fast and you get the real tongue-in-cheek meaning of the song! Enjoy!
One of the highlights of my Comic Con experience this year was meeting The BITCH SLAP hotties… sure their movie will make you say to yourself “Why the hell did I watch that?” but once you remember their fine legs, the velour’s breasts and all the raw sexuality just radiating off the screen, complaining will [...]
Jennifer Aniston spoke out recently about her feelings on Angelina Jolie in an interview with U.S. Vogue. Ms. Jolie has confessed that she fell in love with Brad Pitt during the filming of Mr & Mrs Jones to which Ms. Aniston described as “Uncool”.
I think I could have found a few other words for someone [...]
A foggy night...its bone-chilling cold,Yet am warm, or I think it so;I have no sweater, I have no heater,But a blood so boiling...just makes me go.....I can see my shrowd, but I must make it wait,I can smell the earth, but I will make it wait,"A devil never wins" - is what they say...But to change my destiny, I must make it wait.The odds are roaring...I let them roar,I care for no eunuch, no bitch
In my long absence, I missed out on blathering away on the historic events of last week.I will say this: as much as I will miss Tina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin...I'm glad the bitch is done...for now. The frightening things that were leaked last week (hopefully by a bitter McCain camp) were more chilling than anything she'd done during the election.I know that the Evangelical Right loves h
This week’s sex scene comes from a suspicious newlywed groom who was SURE that the house he’s sharing with his partner didn’t need as much repairs as his next door neighbor was claiming he was doing while he was in the office. So just to make sure, he puts a spycam in their bedroom, and [...]
It was a big night for Britney Speras last night. After many years she shared again the stage with Madonna during the Sticky & Sweet tour.
Britney wore a tuxedo shirt and black pants and she made her appearance during the Human Nature hit.
Below are two videos with Britney and Madonna from last night. No, [...]
Lawd....chili sauce! (Jerome, bring me a mirror...if you know where I got this from, you are a child of the 80s).The domain is taking a bit of a stretch during the historic week here in the good ol' US of A. I just downed a glass of delicious Tradewinds Ice Tea (it's sex in a glass without the nasty aftertaste, I tell ya!) and I am now going to move on from politics...for the moment, anyway. To
No, not the box of cornstarch named Kate Hudson. The hot airport bitch in the Bonnebell lipstick. This lady is no joke. Yesterday, while escorting Kate through LAX, she completely freaked out and cursed at all the pappies in her way.
This is the way all airport employees should act. Give this woman Employee of the Motherfucking Year! This video should be used during orientation to teach employees
After a year and a half and over five hundred posts, I'm happy to say I finally got my first DMCA notice! And by happy, I mean enraged... Actually got two in one day yesterday... one apparently from Ludacris' people for posting "Area Codes" and one having something to do with the sample source mix I posted last month. Pretty lame. Instead of just requesting I remove the links, Blogger actually
Despite my yearnings to get all cheesified and Dog Fancy up on this piece, I have restrained myself from going nutso with postings about my dog.However...I feel compelled to do so today.Yesterday my boy Bobo turned 1.Although his name is simple and thoroughly whitetrash, Bobo has a catalog of nicknames that he responds to:BMr. BBobesBostofersonBojanglesBohangelesBobbity JonesBobo SantangeloGoddamm
When decorating a living room for the first time or even the fiftieth time, the ever looming question remains: should you build the room from the inside out or from the outside in? This has never been an easy question to answer and it's not one that should be taken lightly. If you design your living room from the outside in, you're very likely to create a perimeter that will leave you feeling trap
*i like to integrate a little spanish in with my english. i'm a big fan of mexicans and the mexican language. i've found that they (the mexicans) really appreciate when gringos splash in a little espanol every once in awhile. i'm all about integration. adding an hola or a bueno into the mix kind of spices it up a bit. plus. the food. don't even get me started on the mexican's food. que rico. (that
i should have known the week would go badly when we got home from our relaxing anniversary weekend to sick kids. ethan had fever and was generally pissy and harley woke up in the middle of the night and puked all over me. the worst part was i never saw it coming so i couldn't move out of the way in time. without getting too graphic let's just agree that sour, chunky, regurgitated spaghetti feels p
Okay - so that sounds harsh. But I figure if teenagers are allowed to say it on the WB, then I'm not in any danger of being labeled a potty mouth. Not that I have anything against potty mouth writing. It's almost the standard for most popular blogs. But I really don't swear that much, so I'd feel like too much of a poser if I tried. And you have to be true to yourself - you know?Okay, so now that
Baby on board? Who gives a fuck!I was driving down the street today as I usually do when I saw a car with a "baby on board" sticker or sign or whatever the fuck they are on the windscreen, I thought to myself why the f*uck (thanks Fly) do they advertise that they have a baby in the car?Is the baby for sale and thats why the sign is up or are they just so damn proud that they managed to make a baby
How scary is this shit?Yes its almost Halloween and as an inhabitant of the great land of Australia I haven't really explored this American holiday to its full potential which is a hell of a shame since I think its the best damn holiday ever invented!How kick ass is a holiday that you get to dress up and eat candy that strangers gave you without having to get in there car? Its freaken awesome!It h
Indian belle Michelle expects her Valentine’s Day to be a sad affair since she is a single lady. Her boyfriend left her for her best friend. She tries to recover from the split by going out with different guys. She screws with them, but most of the time they don’t meet her standards.
To avoid [...]
Palin Misquotes Albright: "Place In Hell Reserved For Women Who Don't Support Other Women"At a rally on Saturday in California, Sarah Palin offered up a rather jarring argument for supporting the Republican ticket. "There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women," the Alaska Governor said, claiming she was quoting former Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Albright.The s
My procrastinating usually gets me into trouble. I have always out things off to the last moment, and most of the time suffered because of it. Today I suffer (albeit mildly) because I decided to take action.
If you have been reading my blog for the last week you will know that I have [...]
Yeargh. So much to bitch about, so little space. A far-flung relative who we have only met once arrived with his 3 yr old. in tow on rather short notice, and frankly - he's kind of a jerk. I have nothing but sympathy for his soon-to-be ex-wife after spending a scant 24 hours with him. Then again, she married him, so maybe I don't have any sympathy for her.My brain is overloaded with countless
Stayed up late last night to watch the Red Sox vs Angels ALDS game 2, and was shocked when I changed the channel after the game to CNN to watch O.J. Simpson get led out of the Las Vegas, NV court in handcuffs. Turns out he was found guilty on all twelve counts ranging from kidnapping to armed robbery. All I can say is, "Isn't karma a bitch O.J.?"The sentencing will take place on Dec. 5, 2008 and
Here is Liz Hurley at a Bloomingdale’s Breast Cancer fundraiser in New York. I don't know about you, but I always thought she was a bit too tall for me. Furthermore, that color of underwear on a girl is a total turn off for me. Not sure why. But either way, she seems like a nice person. Not sure why her first hubbie cheated on her - maybe she is a prude, but I doubt it. Thank you for raisin
Alright, there's only one dress left and we barely have anything to say about it so we might as well get started.Jerrell had the easiest time of it this challenge. Partially because he had a pretty model that could pull off the look he was assigned (unlike most of the designers) and partly because the look he was assigned was the broadest and the easiest to pull off.You say "pop" and that can mean
“Bitch Slap”: The act of unexpectedly slapping someone across the face. Usually done in front of several people in order to humiliate the slappee. - UrbanDictionary.com
Monday was definitely an interesting day in Washington.
The day started with an address from President George W. Bush, urging Members of Congress to pass what he thought was a strong [...]
I am so happy that the Muts once again choked away a trip to the postseason. I am not, however, simply a Met-hating Yankees fan. My joy stems from the way they treated one of the all-time good guys in the sport - Willie Randolph.It serves them right.
The seventies were Clint Eastwood's time. From the The Outlaw Josey Wales to Escape from Alcatraz, Clint was riding high. In 1971, Clint starred in his most ubiquitous role with his hard as nails cop in Dirty Harry, but '71 also got his first chance at directing. Forgoing his acting fee, the studio heads agreed to give the actor a chance behind the camera. Since then Clint has directed 31 other f
The seventies were Clint Eastwood's time. From the The Outlaw Josey Wales to Escape from Alcatraz, Clint was riding high. In 1971, Clint starred in his most ubiquitous role with his hard as nails cop in Dirty Harry, but '71 also got his first chance at directing. Forgoing his acting fee, the studio heads agreed to give the actor a chance behind the camera. Since then Clint has directed 31 other f
Civet are out with the video to their new single 'Son Of A Bitch', off the Los Angeles punk rock group's new album 'Hell Hath No Fury', out now on Hellcat Records. Watch it below.
Hang on to it then let it all out on 10-1-08.I hope they don't mean "bitch" as in you're a bitch to bitch. I know men that "bitch", too. and I know men that are a "bitch", too. So many bitches, so little time.Forget about Talk Like A Pirate Day, there’s a much more interesting day coming up: the first ever Official Bitch Day on October 1st 2008. Governor Sarah Palin could surely use such a day
Elyse Sewell stopped by TDLC and agreed that her latest YesStyle.com pics left much to be desired. Gotta love a girl that can roll with the punches! Her message read:"Fucking ugly as sin. Yet not the ugliest I have ever looked. My personal apologies for the assault on your eyeballs."Allow me to say that I was thrilled to see a new photo (above) on her blog today. Looking spry and crazy as ever
Bollywood is known to be the Masala Industry for nothing. The reason being this is one place whereby you can find millions of masala. After having tasted 'videsi' tadka like, the latest one being Snoop Dogg in Singh Is Kinng, Bollywood is all set to say hello to an underground club called…hold your breath… 'SOB' (son of a bitch) in Goldie Behl's much anticipated venture Drona. The song 'Oopcha
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"Consider it a suggestion." ---> Eh. When will you get your bitch on Serena? When?
Tonight was the first night I actually LIKED Nate and thought he had a personality. Chace's face when he said, "I want to be with you" to Vanessa basically made me "awww" aloud.
Bleargh I hate dan. So much.
He's supposed to be the ~good guy~ compared to everybody else, but he is so judgmental. He was in love w
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While most of us either still do or have had times when we’ve wanted to portray ourselves as being ‘perfect’, that fact is that none of us are. We all have our personality traits and the law of averages dictates that some of those are bound to be what society consider negative.
I have my share.
One of them is that I can be quite bitchy, although in a subtle kind of way. The
This one is funny. Everyone makes fun of Baba Wawa, but she bitch-slapped McSame this morning pretty hard. Listen to his lame answer about exactly what in Washington Palin will "reform."
Former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson has branded singer Jessica Simpson bit** and who** for wearing t-shirt that promoted meat.
Anderson, who"s a PETA supporter, was miffed with the pop star for...
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This is too funny, the sharks going after each other. The question I am wondering is did Heather Mill;s maybe not pay Michele enough?
Heather Mills’s former publicist has accused her of conducting a campaign of dirty tricks against Sir Paul McCartney during their bitter divorce. Okay, so tell us something we did not know!
Hollywood [...]
Another sleepless night has passed, one which has been confounded by the fact that when I finally did start to fall asleep at 8am this morning, I was awoken by the sound of the contractors arriving to finish installing the new windows in the house.
I may have been able to glean a few hours [...]
According to E! Online, MTV has finally confirmed that Britney Spears will be opening the VMAs. However, it's unclear what Ms. Spears will be doing to open the show. Maybe, she will be performing a song off her upcoming album!
”There is nothing better than eating up a guy’s sperm,” says our fresh meat Lydia, a young bella we picked up nearby. So we gave her the fattest dong we had in our crew! SEE HOW THIS SEX ANGEL GET HER FACE CREAMED ALL OVER NOW!
This is one fucking gorgeous chick! When she said [...]
It’s always interesting to me, the idea that surfers of adult sites seem to have - that this entire industry that produces all the pornography that they’re enjoying either doesn’t make any money, or SHOULDN’T make any money. I can understand the first perspective, sort of, because we all have a tendency to limit our [...]
Alyssa wants to get a promotion. She has all the right moves to get a higher position. She is smart, gorgeous and likes new challenges. This is what she tells her boss at the position interview. But her boss, always in the eye for beautiful girls, wants to know if she can handle the [...]
I read Gail Konop Baker's memoir Cancer Is A Bitch *Or I'd Rather Be Having a Mid-Life Crisis, twice. Before reading it, I wondered if I'd be able to relate-- I've never had cancer, I'm lucky and grateful for that. I also grew up in a neurosis-is-the-breakfast-of-champions environment, where the word cancer is whispered for fear that elevating the pitch would somehow invite the disease into our li
And everyone thought that Jen was dumped by John... But nono... Friends of Jennifer tells Chicago Sun Times that SHE dumped him because he cheated on her with a groupie.Hmmm what an arse! Why would someone cheat on JENNIFER ANISTON?!?!?
A moins d'être participant à l'émission Koh Lanta ou Secret Story, personne ne peut passer à côté des Jeux Olympiques 2008 de Beijing (Pékin pour les petits cons d'européens que nous sommes). J'avais pris la décision de boycotter leur diffusion mais le sportif que je suis ne peut s'y résigner, c'est un trop grand moment de sport. Pour une coupe du monde, je pense être capable de me pass
Gossip Girl has just started airing in India where I live and I know you are probably sick of getting questions about the show but...the dress that Serena was wearing in Episode 14 (Blair Bitch..) when she opens the first gift from Georgina..do you have any idea who it's by? It's gorgeous!Without a picture I am not positive which dress you are referring to but I assuming it's this one (pictured ab
Your cutting remarks caused me inner hemorrhage. I had bled and still is bleeding. You cut me today and again tomorrow.. how do you expect me to heal? What are you? I see you not even a being. A thing, perhaps. Numb. Yes, I am outside your blood tree, but can you not be civil? I wonder why are you in such way as that.. Forgiving is a process.. Still you are unforgiven.I remember the movie John Han
Recently auf'd Jennifer has been making the interview rounds and falling back on that reality television perennial, "It was the editing," which is right up there with "I'm not here to make friends." First, she sat down with Fancast:What did you think? Well I have to say, living the experience was really positive. I had a great time and I felt like I represented myself. Then watching it, obviously
Bitch Slap
Release Date : TBA 2009
“Bitch Slap” is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of “Dragstrip Girls,” “Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill,” “Kung Fu Nun” and the pantheon of Blacksploitation films, “Bitch Slap” mixes [...]
What is going on with my Karma?! I'm not cunty dame, or so I'd like to think. So, what the fuck?! The past few days I've been in Karmic hell and my K-Rolodex is yielding no insight. I'm trying to dig deep and figure it out. Let's begin with the chair Odyssey. Today, I schlepped my ass in 90 degree weather to a chair joint. My car doesn't have air conditioning, it's a vinty number, over 30-years ol
Our buddy Dan’s sniffing out his wife Tara for proof that she’s been cheating on him. So he puts up a hidden camera in their bedroom since she’s home most days. And here’s what he saw!
Thinking that she’s safe, she rings up her boyfriend for a quick fuck at home. But she isn’t aware of [...]
Before I fluffed and folded my laundry, I decided to shower. By 10AM, it was 96 degrees. I had spent two-hours shvitsing like a hellnine chasing a fast ball.I'm well bonded with this shower. We've been together for two-years. I know she likes to have the hot water knob massaged before introducing cold. I can relate. I'm not a rebel for rebellion sake. It seemed an easy, respectful task. I was happ
Heather Mills has managed to make yet another enemy, after her publicist quit this week. Michelle Elyzabeth allegedly said last week,
“After working with Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged [...]
How well do we know the word 'BITCH'?Assuming that any of you who'd read this understands English well enough to know what 'bitch' means, or at least fluent enough to know, I'd like to highlight a few points here.When I was younger, I use to hear this all the time. Young or old, skinny or fat, rich or poor, male or female, manly or sissy, gay or lesbian (damn, this term is already wrong), cat or d
At the western end of the Amazon river, where Peru, Brazil and Colombia meet, there is a conglomeration of strange little jungle towns. On the far south-eastern corner of Colombia, the city of Leticia borders directly with the Brazilian city of Tabatinga and together they make up a local hub for trade and tourism - [...]
Sean Bean spent an evening in a police cell last week after being accused of assaulting his wife. The couple married in February, the fourth marriage for Sean, at a Registry office. His wife did eventually drop the charges after he had spent a few hours incarcerated.
The couple were due to marry a month earlier [...]
