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Banta Singh Letter To Bill GatesDear Mr. Bill Gates,This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed app
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but [...]
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architec
Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
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Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing.After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes.Banta said, "Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come."Santa s
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."***** Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?Banta: Gold ring de de.Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.***** Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?***** Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!***** What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.***** Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."***** Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"Banta: "B.A."Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took
Dear Mr Bill Gates,This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the 'shut down 'button.3. There's a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We re
Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta haiSanta was busy in removing a wheel from auto,Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers onlySanta: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?Doc: Haan, bilkul.Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASASanta apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I'm falling in love.Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?Santa: Suicide karne ke liyeBanta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?Santa: Kahin infect
santa singh & banta singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. santa said to banta."There's lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come heretomorrow." The next day when they were driving to rent the boat,santa asked banta , "Did you mark that spot?" banta replied,"Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!" santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?Santa says, "Oh sure."The boss asks how deep underground he worked.Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground. "The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground? "Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"
Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from? Banta: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this cycle and asked me -"want a ride Mr. Singh?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr. Singh. take anything" Santa is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?" Banta: I took the cycle. Santa: good show - you wouldn’t have fit into her clothes!
Enjoy 5 short sardar jokes !• Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?Banta: Me too, after you leave.• Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one."Wife: I'll bet it's that stuck-up Rupa at number 14.• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.• The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it.
.................. Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud disturbance outside. Hey ran out to see what was going on but soon went back to drink his beer. When he got back he found his glass empty and a note saying: "Thanks for the beer!" Banta was a little ticked-off but ordered another beer anyway. Again, just as the bartender put the beer down a loud crash was heard in the street. Thinking that someone ran into his parked car, Banta runs outside to check on things. Seeing that his car was okay he returned to the bar and again found his glass empty and another note that said: "Thanks again, this was as good as the first one." Well he still hadn't had a beer to quench his thirst, so he ordered another. Just as the bartender put the beer down, a series of shots were heard outside. This time Banta wasn't going to lose his beer to anybody. So
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
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