Assholes

Normally I am not one to complain about the pains of being sick. I just go about my day and let it be what it will. But I have had a freekin' gut full of this coughing & gagging. I can associate myself with the term 'cough up a lung' I have barely slept in two days! The phone rang at 5:30am, it was the Police, letting us know that Nate's Ex was supposedly in their company, we can only assume '

I am bitter … you know this MAN! this was part of the reason I created my blog… I have way to much shit that has either happened to me that is just beyond fucked up, or well that pisses me off. I am an angry pinklatex. So today I role over and get out of bed [...]

Somebody needs to make a site where we can call people out for being complete assholes by posting their ugly-ass face pictures. Doesnt seem that Portland is over-flowing with assholes but wow there are some. Seems that most assholes are driving around. Some assholes are on the MAX and some assholes cut in front of you in line. Many of us have cellphone cameras... why not snap their picture

I don’t know who got to this blog by typing searching for ‘Pickup Artists Assholes’ on Google, but I’m curious as to what page this person landed on. I don’t remember posting anything about PUAs being assholes, but I could be wrong. And they certainly can be. Then again, so can anyone. Bookmark:

The anniversary yesterday was lovely, and I thank you all for your lovely words and wishes on the post.  The only crappy thing about the past couple of days is that I’m having a wicked arthritis flare-up, my upper back and neck are a mess of pain (don’t make me turn my head or [...]

We normaly don't do this article till the weekend to give the Perspective research department some time to come up with some juicy tidbits............but THIS week? It seems there are just TOO many... NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE OVERLY RELIGIOUS, POLITICAL OR STUPID!

Karzai urges more freedoms for women: Guest post by RAHIM FAIEZ, Associated Press Writer KABUL, Afghanistan - Afghan women need the freedom to pursue more education and should not be forced into... NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE OVERLY RELIGIOUS, POLITICAL OR STUPID!

I simpaticoni di free.it.religioni che passano di qua spacciandosi per Anonymous sono mitici. A legion of assholes. By casperize 3 months, 3 weeks ago.

Dear Murray I met the nicest guy, and all I can think about is “oh, how cute. He won’t last long.” What is wrong with me?! I really don’t want the cock. I just want someone to be nice to me. (sigh) –Your Fav Career Gal PS Well, the cock MIGHT be nice, I just dunno if I want it hanging around too long (no pun intended, I assure you) Whoever said nice guys don’t win hasn’t been fucking reading Dear Murray lately. The nice guys are getting ALL the fuckin action up in this place. Are you people taking notes? MURRAY IS A NICE GUY, TOO! Can’t ya fucking tell? And I’m getting freaky more than R. Kelly at a middle school dance. The problem is this. I hear women tell me all the fucking time “I want a guy to treat me nice. I’m tired of so-and-so doing this-and-that.” Shut the fuck up already. If you’re tired of mothafuckas treating you like shit, dump the fucker already. It’s that fucking easy.

Generally, I’m the type of person that casually plans their day. I don’t get all natzi-licious on myself if I stray from the plan. If the time increments don’t fit, or a thing or two gets tossed out of the plans, I can deal with it. But I do like to have the plan. It’s nice to know what’s going on and such. Anyhow, yesterday, when I fell asleep around 8:00 while laying down with Allie, I was sort of pissed when I woke up at 11:00 p.m and discovered I’d been snoring away. Probably, I should be thrilled that I managed to steal a few extra hours of sleep. But no. The hours from 8-12 are usually the only hours of the day that truly belong to only me. They are mine. Just mine. It’s when I study, when I read, or if I choose, when I watch endless hours of television. Regardless, when I fall asleep early, I sort of feel like I’ve been cheated out of my hours. Particularly when I need those hours to study like I did last night. Grrr.

Oh goodness, did she really just say what I think she said?? Several months ago I was having a bad day and venting to the Queen about my kids. They’d been driving me batty in one form or another, most likely throwing tantrums or doing their daily... [...]

This has turned out to be an interesting week. We are going to give you two assholes for the price of one.The first loud fart goes to Texas Govenor Rick Perry for appointing Don McLeroy as chairman of the State Board of Education.The second louder, and wetter fart, goes to Don McLeroy himself for being the new chairman of the State Board of Education. (The board makes the decisions regarding the school fund and its investments, textbook selection for all school grades and curriculum standards for public schools.) The board also is the state licensing entity for charter schools. As chair, McLeroy leads a board of 10 Republicans and five Democrats and McLeroy, a self-described social conservative, is one of the Republicans who vote as a bloc on nearly all issues. He has a reputation for casting votes that are based more on ideology than on science or facts. In 2001, McLeroy and a majority of the board rejected the only Advanced Placement textbook for high school environmental science bec

I think we could safely make the Taliban assholes of the week first, and then Al-Qaeda the next week and then just keep switching back and forth.Just read a rather detailed report on Islamist militant groups this week and it seems their main purpose, (other than fighting amongst themselves) is to drive a wedge between Muslims and Non-Muslims. I would have to say they are doing a fairly good job of it.The real shame in all this would be the relationship with the vast majority of Muslims (not Islamists) that is suffering because they refuse to speak up about injustices carried out by these assholes. The latest example of this is that the two Germans kidnapped near Kabul in Afghanistan this week have been killed, a spokesman for the Taliban has said.The spokesman, Qari Yousuf Ahmadi, said the Taliban's demand that Germany withdraw its 3,000 troops in Afghanistan had been ignored. Local police said the Germans, whose identity has not been revealed, were seized with six Afghan colleagues o

I was only going to give this to Hamas, but what the hell, Fatah desrves some of the credit as well. Otherwise this would be one more thing to fight about!(These are actual Middle-East political cartoons!)The TV announcer says: "the bulletin that reached us states that the Palestinians will attempt to liberate Palestine from the Palestinian occupation!" Meanwhile;The newspaper headlines say: "The Internal Palestinian Conflict!" And these idiots don't realize the Israeli's are laughing their asses off!Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) at www.God-101.comhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default?alt=rss http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/WXdX

I do not recall my undergraduate art professor lecturing on the profundity of Anus Art....but hey I'm big enough to admit I don't know everything.Nevertheless, I do feel safe in asserting that assholes are not art. If they were the Bush Administration would be a living a masterpiece.A silicon and leather work by Argentine artist Nicola Constantino, which is covered with human-shaped anuses, is displayed at the Museum of Contemporary Art (MCA) in Sydney, June 19, 2007. - ReutersI am a little worried that this fellow has managed to take his homoerotic dreams, call them art -- although very functional art mind you -- and have the world ooo and aah. Maybe he's trying to beat Bruce Weber to the punch.

{summary}...you know the rest, right?* I’m not one to get my panties in a wad about most issues - I tend to be on the fence about things until I have some personal, first-hand experience that makes me choose a side (which is probably why I didn’t get kicked off that jury).  Even when I pick a side, I don’t become particuarly fanatical about it.  I offer advice when it is asked of me but don’t try to recruit people to the cause.  It just seems that evvvvvvvvverything about parenting becomes a damned “issue.” I hate it when a fellow parent asks me what should be a fairly benign question yet after answering it I feel like I’ve dug a whole for myself. Okay, that being said, I just don’t get the argument over crib bumpers.  We all know what they’re for, right?  They’re not there as some unnecessary nursery decor item (in most cases).  We actually waffled about buying one for Rosco’s crib bec

Ever since the massacre at Virginia Tech, the bomb scares; school shootings; and suspicious packages have really gotten out of hand. Why worry about people from other countries scaring us, when we can do the job ourselves? I've had it up to here with this crap. We have one complete nut job kill and injure a bunch of people that didn't deserve it and so now every other asshole thinks they have a free pass to scare people. For instance, the jack ass at St. Edward's that couldn't just skip school like a normal person. He/She/It had to leave a note that shut the whole place down. Then there was the dummy at UT that thought it would be funny to shut down the library with a bomb threat. Jerk. Today, there was the asshole that left a suspicious package at the Austin Women's Health Center. Women that choose to get abortions don't leave suspicious packages at your house just because you don't agree with their choice. Get a life, dumbass. So for all of you people out there thin

"Nice guys finish last," the saying goes, and there seem to be lots of guys who finish last who have decided that this must mean that they're nice guys. They get the short end of the stick or the wrong side of the coin toss one time too often, more than they deserve (or so they think) and this is proof that the world is against them, even though they really are just so nice, no, really, they are. I call these guys assholes in nice guy clothing, and they're one of my least favorite types. These are the "nice guys" who use their status as a "nice guy" to try to get their way. Is that nice? I don't think so. They think that it doesn't count as being pushy if they ask nicely, even if they're asking for the 10th time, and even if they're asking after they've been requested to stop. Nice? No. These may be the guys who creep me out the most of all of the yucky jerky types out there, because they aren't always as obvious as the guy who comes out and announces with pride that he's an