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      Great Big Asses
      Love big white booties? Well this is the movie for you! Exquisite Pictures has assembled the queens of big white butts for this excellent start to the Great Big Asses series. All these girls love getting a huge white cock shoved in their hot bubble butts!

      Written by: ADULT DVD


      Black Candy Asses 4
      Check out the honey drippin' hos in this film and you won't be left disappointed! These ebony babes love taking thick cock in their tight little fuck holes! They just can't seem to get eonugh! Damn, chocolate never tasted so good!

      Written by: ADULT DVD


      Fresh Asses 2
      These newly minted co-eds are ready to party and are eager for their tender young bodies to be filled and drilled by big dicks! Their inexperience is more than made up by their unbridled enthusiasm and insatiable appetite for sex!

      Written by: ADULT DVD


      PLOKK - Tales From The 1001 Asses
      PLOKK are from Hamburg. A 5-man hydro-power trio consisting, heteroclitically, of guitar, bass, and drums. They seek to propagate physical perplexity, mental insurgence, and spiritual imbroglios using nothing but the instruments their moms gave them. PLOKK is intelligent krautrock of a newer breed armed to the teeth with irony, a settled sound and talent for assembling sound, rarely seen these

      Written by: SirensSound


      DUMB ASSES OF THE DAY
      WARSAW (AFP) - Police in Poland said Monday they had arrested a drunken 48-year-old woman who was pushing her car while her intoxicated husband steered the vehicle with their three-year-old grandson on board.The two grandparents were arrested Sunday evening with the broken-down on a busy main road near the middle of Bierun, a town in southern Poland, said police spokesman Marek Wreczycki.Officers

      Written by: There's a reason I don't own a gun


      DUMB ASSES OF THE DAY
      WHEATLEY, Ark. - Police say a man pretending to be a St. Francis County Sheriff's deputy scammed an Ohio couple out of nearly $1,000 by claiming he needed to test their cash for drug residue.Wheatley Police Chief C.P. Kuzinsky says the fake deputy knocked on the Waverly, Ohio, couple's motel room door last week. The man told the couple a drug raid just happened next door and a police dog needed to

      Written by: There's a reason I don't own a gun


      DUMB ASSES OF THE DAY
      ARVADA, Colo. - Police in a Colorado town say they've caught two "thong bandits" who used women's underwear to disguise themselves during a convenience store robbery.Ninteen-year-old Joaquin Rico turned himself in Friday, two days after 24-year-old alleged accomplice Joseph R. Espinoza turned himself in.A surveillance video released last week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men insid

      Written by: There's a reason I don't own a gun


      DUMB ASSES OF THE DAY
      ARVADA, Colo. - Police in a Colorado town are searching for two robbers whose masks showed plenty of fashion sense but little modesty: women's thong underwear.A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.One man wore a green thong and the other wo

      Written by: There's a reason I don't own a gun


      Ass Parade: Smoking Hot Asses!!!
      Welcome back. Ready for another AssParade update. You better be cause this one came out really good (well like every single one before). I decided to do this one at some abandoned New York City attic of this building that used to be a fire station. They still have equipment left from ex-owners which I could use in case if it gets to hot. And it actually could because those girls I brought there were smoking hot. Three perfect nice, round, bubble asses were bending in front of my camera today. That shit was awesome. All three look good together. I called my boys Anthony and Jerry and asked them to come over. As soon as they got there they didn't start waste any time. The sex was off the chain. Chicks were riding those cocks switching one another. So go ahead and check this movie out.

      Written by: Boa Champz


      Ass Parade: Smoking Hot Asses!!!
      Welcome back. Ready for another AssParade update. You better be cause this one came out really good (well like every single one before). I decided to do this one at some abandoned New York City attic of this building that used to be a fire station. They still have equipment left from ex-owners which I [...]

      Written by: Boa Champz


      Ultimate Asses 3
      Platinum X Pictures focuses on the ass in this go-round. Ultimate Asses #3 is all about hardcore ass pounding from start to finish and the women in this movie know it. We told them up-front, if you get sore easily... stay home!

      Written by: ITBallerz


      Please File This Under Authoritarians and Dumb-Asses
      (This post title is a not-so-subtle hint to Doug & Co.)I have very little to add to this Jim Henley post. Just to sum up: we are sending hand-held lie detectors to Afghanistan (and eventually to our local police here in the US, with a stop in Iraq along the way, of course). The "information" gleaned from these divinatio...err, Evildoer Finders is to be used as a way of finding terrorists, providing access to important areas, and as a screening tool for interviewing potential police officers and interpreters.The trouble is: the machines are only between 63 and 79 percent accurate, making regular lie detectors look like the Oracle at Delphi (which, of course, was amazingly reliable).As I said in a comment to Henley's post: I'm pretty sure that I can tell when someone is lying to my face

      Written by: Publius Endures


      Can 'Asses or Elephants Really Save Homeowners' Assets?
      It is a political year for sure and your vote counts. Just don't screw it up over something neither candidate can truly fix. The housing crisis is all over the news, Internet, even on your toilet paper. The political candidates...

      Written by: Florida Mortgage Report


      Lame Brains and Sorry Asses
      While you were watching Bionic Woman, being a vigilant blogger, dedicated to keeping you all informed, I checked out last night's Democratic Presidential Debate.Neither Barak, Hillary or Edwards will pledge to have all American troops out of Iraq during their first four years in office.The Kiebler Elf promised to have troops out by 2009.You can't set the bar low enough for these guys. No one mentioned that in 2006 America elected the Democrats because they promised to end the war in 2007, and they could do that. But no--now the radical position is two more years. And the rest of them—why don't we just elect another neo-con?They all endorse payroll tax increases to assure a stable Social Security system. And there is their big plan for universal health care. This is going to be paid for with all the money that is now being spent on Iraq.How totally asinine.First they don't plan on ending the war.Second, the Iraq War and the rest of the Republican big spending has resulte

      Written by: Just a Girl in Short Short Shorts Talking About Whatever


      Taking a break from alpacas to talk about asses and boobs
      If you have no interest in breasts then maybe you have a thing for shoes. I have a new review on footwear up at May We Recommend. If you have skinny feet like mine you'll want to learn more about Ryka sneakers, trust me. -------------- By now you've heard about Bill Maher's rant about mothers who breastfeed in public, as well as the woman who was asked to cover herself up while nursing her

      Written by: Chicky Chicky Baby


      Young asses of TAHITI Islaaaand!!!
      Young asses of TAHITI Islaaaand!!!http://uploaded.to/?id=mw3obahttp://uploaded.to/?id=nksdj9http://uploaded.to/?id=zf1pi4http://uploaded.to/?id=dop6i4http://uploaded.to/?id=t28cqwhttp://uploaded.to/?id=fqrkyxhttp://uploaded.to/?id=4z0s1v

      Written by: Gpoint-XXX-MOVIE


      Bunch of Lazy Asses!
      In a society where we all claim to be fit and health conscious and many people who make regular visits to the gym to exercise ... I couldn't believe what I witnessed the other day at Target. Emily and Molly were behaved so well as I shopped, looked, strolled, gawked,...

      Written by: An Iowa Mom


      Every Lard Asses’ Dream
      Now, it’s been some time since I’ve been on a diet, but I’m pretty sure the first thing any dietician / nutritionist / weight-loss guru will tell you is that you gotta lose the soda. So wouldn’t it be nifty if you could drink that soda, rot your teeth to your heart’s content, and still [...]

      Written by: Madame Stuff


      Huge Asses in the Park
      This morning the maids came, and so I had to go and busy myself somewhere. Of course, there was that one time when I stayed home in my office upstairs, and pleasured myself while they were right outside my door, much to my amusement, but I digress. Today I went to a local park that I like to call Turtle Park. I call it turtle park, because, um, well, there are turtles in the lake. It's quite nice, and I saw a bunch of them. They jump in the water if you walk towards them, or even if you just look like you're thinking of doing that. There is a two mile path all around the lake. I did the whole thing at a quick pace, and now I feel kind of sore. Good thing I'm not doing leg exercises with my trainer anymore...lol. So here is the recap of my park adventure. I saw a fair amount of MILFs, some even with their toddlers in strollers. One lady was displaying "pokies," which is always a treat, one lady's boobs were bouncing quite predominantly while she was jogging, and many lad

      Written by: Live Vicariously Through a Turtle -- The Stupidest Blog in the Blogosphere!


      Selling rich women their own fat asses back to them
      Belly fat is now being used for boob jobs. The procedure, dubbed Celution (sigh) uses fat from the belly or below mixed up with a cocktail of stem cells to create some serious boobage. Within an hour, the process of 'baby got back' to boobs is completed. Despite the one hour quickie, your breasts will fill out slowly over the next six months. [image via]tags technorati : belly bellyfat boobage boobs boobjob fat celution stemcells

      Written by: shake well before use


      Mexico shows what asses they are
      As far as beauty pageants go, well, whatever. I dont watch them but I guess that others seem to like them. The only reason I make mention of it is to point out in the following story how nasty Mexico is getting in their attitudes towards the United States. They are swarming into America in the millions yet they also bad mouth us in the same breath. This is just another reason we need a very tall and massive border fence between us and Mexico. They have shit all over themselves, their country and their economy and instead of fixing it and stiopping the corruption themselves they just want to head north where they can start shitting on themselves all over again. ~RJH New York Times news story link Why They Booed Her in Mexico NOWHERE in the United States Constitution is there any mention of Miss U.S.A. She has no authority to declare war. She does not build border walls or round up undocumented immigrants. Those things are left to others, none of whom wear a sash.But that fact seemed to

      Written by: ThatPoliticalBlog


      We should have kept our asses home.
      {summary}Yesterday, sorely in need of something educational to do, I scoured the ‘net for local historical sites to explore and after Rosco’s nap we headed towards Hillsborough to do a walking tour.  Unfortunately, it wasn’t particuarly enjoyable because of the heat.  The thing I really wanted to see, the Occaneechi Indian Village, was overgrown and incomplete (wish the website had revealed that information).  Also, a couple of the sites we wanted to visit were closed (for Memorial Day, I’m guessing), although the signs said they should be open.  We decided to try to get something to eat, but the one little restaurant we went into had just closed (I think it was 3 o’clock).  We called “fuck it” and drove back towards Durham. Somewhere on US-70 Business in Orange County, we decided to head to Brier Creek to get an early dinner and maybe poke about the shops We used to have an O’Charley’s here in Durham nea

      Written by: Snarky Momma


      Best Celebrity asses compilation: Vida Guerra
      Spettacolare compilation dei culetti più belli delle celebrità più famose del mondo.. grazie Fundumper! Il mio preferito è quello di Vida Guerra in tanga.. Gorgeous celebrity asses compilation on fundumper.. my favourite picture is definetely Vida Guerra's ass in black lingerie..

      Written by: Kinkyweb


      Best Celebrity asses compilation: Vida Guerra
      Spettacolare compilation dei culetti più belli delle celebrità più famose del mondo.. grazie Fundumper! Il mio preferito è quello di Vida Guerra in tanga.. Gorgeous celebrity asses compilation on fundumper.. my favourite picture is definetely Vida Guerra's ass in black lingerie..

      Written by: Kinkyweb


      Ty Cobb Would Have Beaten These Guys Asses
      Baseball hecklers are making more news than ever these days. From Vernon Wells to Ken Griffey, Jr. they are finally getting their due.And now thanks to the fine folks at Home Run Derby we can get a better look at some of the fine work these people do.From a column they entitled: "Bad, Good, Better, and Philly" we present "The Bad" (Blue Jays fans' feeble attempt at heckling Twins outfielder Jason Kubel):And now "The Better" (Cubs fans trying to get under Brewers outfielder Kevin Mench's skin):For "The Good" and "Philly", head on over to HRD.

      Written by: Our Book of Scrap


      imus updates! scroll yoa asses down, yo
      rye-rye, cp and mountjoy have all chimed in with their two cents re: imus's termination, the impact on freedom of speech ... or not? it's definitely worth the read!thanks boychicks for weighing in. ya all ahe so smaht. imASS.

      Written by: all the way from oy to vey


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            manga, ecchi, girls,manga girls, sexy girls, teenagers, teens, butts, ass, best butts, underskirt, lingerie, legs, asses,colas hermosas, chicas manga, cuerpos perfectos, faldas, ropa interior, calzones,colegialas

      Written by: Genios del Manga


      Asses, the both of us
      In order to… embrace… the full awesomeness of this article, I shall assume two things: 1. You watched the slaughter dream shatterer game last night between Clemson and Virginia Tech. 2. You know who Chris Fowler, Kirk Herbstreit and Erin Andrews are. Enjoy this column from SMQ, probably the bestest written thingy ever since this site. Chris Fowler’s Diary 

      Written by: Fulmer's Belly


      Dumb asses and the art of fucking with them
      This shit is funny.It's amazing how much you can dick with insecure muthafuckas with minimal effort.I do this shit at Starbucks all the time. Sometimes, I act like a 1970s Black Panther militant while I'm ordering, just to lay white guilt on the college kids behind the counter. I have blogged about this shit before, but I'm tired today, so I'm going to do it again."This coffee ain't black enough for me!" I will mumble, giving my best skunk eye to the chick with the pierced tongue, nose, eyebrow and, for all I know, pierced ass cheeks. "What do you have in a true, proud, Nubian blend?""We....have....Ethiopian," she will say with fear, turning so white that she becomes opaque."Oh, so know I'm an African? Is that what you're saying? Is that what this is all about? Or is the African coffee for me because I'm African-American. I ain't good enough for the Colombian or the French Roast? You don't think they have brothers in Colombia or France? Have you ever seen Tony Parker or Boris

      Written by: It's How I Roll


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