Annual Grammy Coverage

Predator Press When attending the Grammys, please remember to turn your headlights --and your 'FREAK'-- off in the Parking Facility.

Predator Press No one was more shocked than I to see my former fashion consultant and fitness trainer had finally made the 'Big Time'.--particularly after he stole all my feather boas and ate my Chicken McNuggets.

Predator Press I think this chick digs me.

Predator Press "Ever had that nightmare where you're dancin 'The Locomotion', and suddenly wake up gettin a Grammy on television?"

Predator Press Shortly after trying to "google" Google, this poor girl was suddenly devoured by a ravenous swatch of carnivorous shag carpeting.

Predator Press "Come any closer, and I'llpoke your fucking eye out!"

Predator Press MENSA Launches Hot New Acrombie & Fitch Clothing Line

Predator Press "Listen, I want you guys to have a good time tonight, so stay the fuck away from Imogen Heap, okay?"

Predator Press If I had this outfit, I would walk around in blizzards just to freak people out.... I'll bet I could take out major intersections with a single verse of "The Macarena".